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Yuu : Why does Ruggie always do the laundry so loudly?

Leona : So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.

Ruggie, in the distance: *Slams the washing machine shut*

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Riddle: You called cater instead of me for help?

Yuu: When you want to do something stupid, you don’t call the voice of reason.

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Crowley, going over Yuu's resume: Okay, it says you're creative?

Yuu: Yes

Crowley: Okay... well, what do you create?

Yuu: Problems.

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Satan : you're so annoying!

Mc : than stop holding my hands and laying on my chest

Satan : ....no....

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Levi : Your eyes are dilated. Are you high?

Mc : Your people's dilate 45% when you see someone you love

Levi :

Mc : *leans in for kiss*

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Diavolo : Has anyone ever told you they loved you?

Lucifer : Does my father count?

Diavolo : Yes?

Lucifer : Then no

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Asmo : Mc..

Asmo : Mc I'm dying...

Asmo : Mc i love you..

Asmo : Please remember me...

Mc : Asmo... it's winter, it's just a little cold. Now you're just being a drama queen

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Mc : *Woke up from a nap, not knowing what plane they were on*

Mc : Did i die? Is this heaven?

Mammon : *banging on their door*

Mammon : Mc! Open up! It's mammon!

Mc: Oh, never mind, this is hell

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Mc : Do you have any shaving cream?

Beel : No, I don't like how it tastes.

Mc : what wait?

Beel : what?

Mc you eat shaving cream?

Beel : no? Why would I eat it if i don't like the taste?

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Random demon : i invited you here because I crave the most dangerous game.

Mc : knife monopoly?

Random demon : ....

Random demon : i was going to try and hunt you for sport. But now i'm really interested to hear what knife monopoly is..?

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Lucifer : my future partner should be pure, genuine, and worthy of respect

Mc : *bumps into a table and apologizes to it*

Lucifer : that one i want that one

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Mc : I don't know how to tell you this mammon, but you're in love with me

Mammon : what??

Mammon : .....

Mammon : ...

Mammon : oh shit I am-

Lucifer: What kind of confession was I just a witness to...?

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Satan : *walks into one of the lounge rooms* Hello Mc

Belphie: Did you not see the ten other people in the room or-?

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Lucifer : i have no fears

Mc : what if you woke up and had a pact with Solomon?

Lucifer : ....

Lucifer : I have one fear...

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Satan : prove it

Mc : prove what?

Satan : prove that you can tell who's coming based on their foot steps

Mc : Well, it sounds like Luke is moving quickly twords us while Simeon is following much calmer

Luke : *busts into the room* Mc!

Mc : see I told you

Lucifer : Hmm, that's rather impressive

Mc : Thanks, it's a trauma response

Lucifier : It's a what...

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Levi : Do you realise there's a rumor going around that you're in love with MC?

Asmo: A rumor!? Are you telling me people are doubting it??

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun