#manscaper

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Manscraped Debuts Chainmail “Dong Armor” Condom

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Now with 0.003% less pinching and skin-tearing than other chainmail condoms, the new Manscraped atrocity includes a layer of galvanized lead to prevent rusting as well!

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*includes 15% markup to sellers in the USA and outside of the USA. Does not prevent pregnancy or communicable diseases. Causes many new diseases. Illegal in all responsible nations.

MANSCRAPED: Grievously Harming your genitals since 1994

[smashorpassgilf]

[sandinmybed]

using a ball shaver to give your Eternal Roommate an eyebrow slit #justgirlythings

[eddiegettingshot]

another thing is that i think buck convinces eddie to wax once just because the experience might be funny and eddie seems fascinated by it and whatnot. and yes eddie sheds tears but he does actually kinda like the effect …… like damn buck ok maybe you have a point … it’s just that buck spends the next 2 months wanting to die about it because it’s so wrong and painful. To Him

[tittlediddle]

noticed that the ygor actors are shaved, and i think so is the pre-show ygor?? so... how do u think he shaves

[dear-ao3]

look i know that ad campaigns are tested on tumblr but the fact that the accursed manscaped one made it off the hellsite and onto youtube and accosts me every time i enter target never fails to baffle me

[manscaped]

We all need a little touch up.

[gommeboi]

yws would probably not have body hair.... but imagine he does............................. and sq is down bad for him

[legbootlegit]

trying on the sexy gravel pit

[bretzkysbs]

[eddiegettingshot]

do you think eddie likes it when buck gets a little stubbly even though buck starts complaining about how he needs to get waxed IMMEDIATELY. but eddie is thinking about how he likes how it feels on his tongue or whatever. because hes a freak

yes of course he does <3 something about the stubble specifically. she’s temporary she’s fleeting she’s ephemeral. buck gets only a little bit itchy sometimes so eddie moisturizes him with coconut oil and then. well. It’s Free Lube…

[sissy-cheri-949-usa]

FEMINIZATION STEP #2 - MANSCAPING

Once you have your boyfriend/husband used to wearing panties (Step #1), we want to enhance that experience. We want him to be able to completely feel the silk/satin panties against his skin. So now we start suggesting "manscaping" his private areas ….. front & rear.

Some are tempted, to use feminine products, but I highly recommend AGAINST that idea !!!! ONLY MALE PRODUCTS !!!!

We are trying to COAX him, encourage him, not scare him. So we must use wisdom here.

Besides, if he is your boyfriend, he may have roommates. Again, we don't want to expose him. But, we do want him clean shaven.

So we DO NOT use feminine products !!!! We want to use products made for men, that can be easily explained, and not expose him !!!!

At this point, we are ONLY focused on private areas, nothing else. We are still associating the panties to great nights with you !!!!

My recommendation is MAGIC SHAVE. Easily found in stores, and online. Different strengths. Affordable. Effective.

If you found this article helpful please reblog. There are many Cross-Dressers & their Wives who need to know. Comments are welcome; please be nice, so I can learn to improve.

All Feminization Steps Here

[j-aborg]

Balsam?... Balsam✨

So I redid Balsam's sprite

He looked so basic among everyone else and no I don't care if he's just a one off character, he deserved better >:[

There isn't a lot I can do other than make his pants more interesting because eww shirts so now he has chaps/some sort of armor lol with some peculiar keepsakes...

Oh also gave him the body hair he deserves, his chest floof is augh, so floofy 😔Also happy trail :D

Not too sure with how I did on the arm hair tho, but it's...passable :']

Improved both his body and clothes rendering too :3

So uhhh yeah! Das all folks

[shiftythrifting]

[misterlemonzmen]

06-07-25 | MisterLemonzMen.tumblr.com/archive

[fishklok]

The headcanon I have that no one wanted nor asked for is that Magnus has a wild 70s bush