Olive's Wet Beast Fact: not much is known about these silly little sea stars, but I think that they are just undercooked pastries that someone dropped in the ocean.
video description: video of a bluntnose sixgill shark swimming along the ocean floor with sparkly visual effects. the song super bell hill from super mario 3d world plays in the background.
No McDonalds Money this week? Trick foolish fish into becoming your next meal!
SCARE OFF PREDATORS!
Street gangs will be totally terrified of your green-bomber-worm-style-light-projectiles™!
OVERCOME YOUR SOCIAL ANXIETY!
Turn invisible in sunlight using our new and improved counterillumination camouflage!
ATTRACT MATES!
No luck on Tinder or Bumble? Try the Lanternfish-love-language and start shining your pick up lines!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
(Available in various colors and intensities, may attract bigger predators, no guarantee for successful dates, no insurance coverage in case of light bomb related injuries)