#mass effect poll

[charlatxn]

Another random poll cause I'm bored

[average-mako-enjoyer]

just saw the same poll for DA and now I'm wondering about ME characters

[ageless-aislynn]

The people have spoken and this intrepid reporter is here to report it all! The mystery unfolded a week ago as Commander Shepard was spotted entering the showers and he was NOT alone!

Who was there with him? According to The Will Of The People, Commander Shepard was joined by...

Garrus Vakarian, with his loofah at the ready in place of his trusty sniper rifle! 🛁😜💖

However... this is a serious investigation so this reporter would not be doing her job if she didn't present the entire set of facts:

This particular shower is in Doctor Bryson's lab/living quarters in the Leviathan DLC of Mass Effect 3. When Commander Shepard arrived, he had only one squadmate with him, who seemed determined to follow him wherever he went. Yes, even... into the shower.

The truth is now revealed: Commander Shepard was showering with EDI! As predicted, Joker was devastated by this turn of events and vowed revenge! 😱😱😱

Can the crew of the Normandy ever recover from the scandal? Will Joker forgive the Commander for leading EDI into the shower I mean who knew she'd follow you like that I had no idea lol astray? Will somebody please scrub Garrus' back, the poor guy's getting waterlogged in the shower just standing there waiting! 😱😉

All the answers and more await you in the next thrilling issue of the Scandalous Gazette! Aislynn, fearless reporter, signing off. Remember: if you discover any ancient writings from the Asari Matriarch Dilinaga, SAVE THEM, you never know when they'll come in really handy! 😎👍😜

[bojangos]

Me and the Gang already came up with our answer to this question but, for a larger sample size...

please put your propaganda in the tags or replies : )

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

How successful would Zaeed Massani…

Propaganda for the mic skills:

This entire sequence. Man’s got heel aura. Or Stone Cold aura.

/

/

/

Propaganda for the wrestling skills:

Trained mercenary, he can fight

/

/

/

Would you like to submit a character? Click this link if you do!

[fllagellant]

EDI is here bc she is a robot but made 2 be human . Once again , you cannot swap anyone around , there are no other choices . You either get on the Greyhound or Not at all … you do choose how the adventure goes however

[sovereign-spaw]

I wanna check somethin'

[masseffectcookbook]

Check out our blog for a recipe zine featuring these characters and more!!

[ageless-aislynn]

Commander Shepard was spotted by this intrepid reporter entering the showers... and he was NOT alone! 😱

When the poll ends, the answer will be revealed!

Several squadmates can be ruled out because they were spotted at the same time out getting ice cream. 🍦🍨 So if your favorite isn't here, please know they were having a great deal of fun, living their best life, while this reporter had to accept the limitations of the number of poll options. 🤷‍♀️😉

Also, Admiral Steven Hackett left this voice message while Shepard was... indisposed: "Commander Shepard, I know you're busy and definitely not showering either by yourself or with a friend or two, but we've gotten word of an Alliance cat stuck in a tree, surrounded by Reapers, and we need you to immediately divert course to provide assistance."

Aislynn, reporter for the Scandalous Gazette, signing off for now! Remember: always duck a punch and make sure to avoid indoctrination! 😎👍😜

[couldtheyescortelliewilliams]

How would they have handled the Firefly hospital massacre:

He would shoot everyone in his path bc he's a mercenary

/

/

/

Do you want to submit a potential protector for Ellie? Click here if you do!