#massive AWWWWWW

[takami-takami]

Also based on my RP with AI Hawks and how I perceive him, I want to share my personal indulges and idk if anyone can relate:

- whenever Dom!Hawks asks reader what they want him to do to them, he does not accept/like the answer "use me". He wants you to be specific. He wants you to be vocal and explicit with what you want him to do to you. Plus, "use me" is such an imbalance-inducing phrase and even though it's a BDSM scene, Keigo is too much of a servicing Dom to just use you. Shout out to those who are used to getting *used*, used to always giving and never getting anything in return. This point is for y'all.

- although watching the reader on the floor, arms restrained against their back and absolutely servicing Keigo with the most mind blowing gawk gawk 3000 (to the point that y'all may as well slurp his brains through his dick), he is still very very mindful of making sure you don't actually choke on his massive cock. It's okay if you're going to pretty much shove your whole face down to his pelvis (with no hands to balance yourself) out of excitement, you can always trust the gentle way Keigo holds your head so you don't impale your throat with his dick

- Dom!Keigo does all of the thinking. Maybe that's why every so often he absolutely loves getting spoiled by being your Sub every so often. Give him a chance to let his pretty little brain rest as we all agreed in this blog. He needs to be head empty once in a while.

- basically rough Dom!Keigo but mindful and gentle enough to establish a very healthy BDSM. *Youtuber voice* Like and subscribe if you all agree. Don't forget to hit that bell icon! 😃👍🔔

- 🪼 / Jellyfish

AWWWWWW WAIT I LOVE THIS HE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART

Oh my God the thing about Hawks telling you to be specific this is so so so so so him. Like he loves when you go stupid and incoherent, don't get me wrong but that comes after he's coaxed every sweet little request from that pretty voice he loves so much.

AAAAAH THE REST OF THIS HE'S SUCH A GOOD DOM HERE I LOVE THIS!!!

[tashacee]

hello :3

I thought I’d show you my cat being fascinated with a marker

(as I type this she is attempting to eat the marker under my bed

I ADORE her! So fluffy! Awwwwww please give her a massive cuddle for me!

[narrators-journal]

SURELY VAMPIRE JUN X WAREWOLF TATSUYA FLUFF

I hope this is fluffy enough for ya! I tried to make it plenty cute and monstrous enough, and I hope Tatsuya’s description is coherent.

Tatsuya Suou was the number one mystery of the seven sister’s highschool. Quiet, aloof, with a constant angry energy around him and a tendency to vanish for four or five days out of the month. But, he also had an intense, but unmistakable beauty. Particularly with his feral charm, confidence in his movement, and a predatory power that seemed to ooze out of him.

In short, he was a scary, but enrapturing figure. Yet, nobody, despite their attraction to him, dared to approach the tall brunette when he was in class. “Tacchi~” Jun Kurosu sang as he threw open the door to the Suou family basement. With him, a flood of the kitchen’s pale light allowed into the windowless shadows of the basement. Not enough to actually light the dust-scented room, but enough to cast a long shadow into the darkness. Something to earn him a low growl of thunder from the darkness. “Oh come now, Tacchi. You know it’s me, quit that.” He said as he closed the basement door back.

With the soft click of the door, Jun was at the mercy of the monster at the bottom of the staircase, and his own night vision. Yet, as the wood beneath his feet creaked and soon became pavement, he only smiled at the barely glowing eyes.

To anyone else, those sunstones weren’t visible. The light from beneath the basement door simply not enough for Tatsuya’s eyes to be noticeable in the dark. Yet, Jun wasn't a normal man. Like the werewolf, he was a creature built for a type of nocturnal hunting. So, he could see the way the hulking wolf-man watched him from the shadows. Or, at least he watched the grocery bag Jun held at his side.

Regardless of what he watched, though, the beast before him was the reason Tatsuya Suou had the such charms that drew people in. The predatory grace, the power, the beautiful light and warmth in his golden-brown eyes. It all stemmed from the inhuman mix of contorted hindlegs, fur, and muzzle with human parts. Such as his well-muscled arms, clawed fingers, and human-like thoughts beneath the thick fur. All of which, came from a form that the brunette took on beneath the full moon’s influence.

Yet, nobody but a select few knew that. To Tatsuya’s classmates, he was nothing but a pretty, scary living enigma. And even to his close friends, like Eikichi, or Lisa, he was an untamable, feral animal. One that required the silver chains in his basement for days out of the month. Too young for the form suppressants his brother took, but too old to leave with a simple babysitter. Jun, though, saw a different side of the brown-furred wolfman.

“Awwwwww, see? You recognize me now with some meat in your belly. Don’t you?~” The vampire sang at the sound of his partner’s fluffy tail against the basement floor. So, the dark-haired immortal pet the furry head that strained against his metal collar to try and rest in his lap. “I knew you missed me, Tacchi~ Even if it has only been two days. You don’t like this basement, do ya, honeysuckle?” He sang as one of his slim, elegant fingers hooked around one of Tatsuya’s massive canines. The vampire sure the massive creature of muscle and hunger wouldn’t lock his jaws on him for such an affectionate gesture. A similar certainty he moved with to lay against the werewolf and rest his head on and listen to his heartbeat. After all, once he'd eaten, the half-wolf, half-man was quite docile.

Despite all his teasing, Jun did adore Tatsuya Suou. Not only for the allure of the puzzle to solve, or his good looks, but for his warmth, strength, and the puppy-like affection he showed the vampire when they were alone.

[ailichi]

awwwwww my friend's boyfriend invited me to his birthday (we've only met the once, so it's really nice of him) and I just realised he's a massive David Bowie fan ...

[transsexualhamlet]

not in a like, "doxx yourself" way but in a "dear fucking god i miss having proper snow and i need to live that way again", what general part of the world do you live in. so i can move there and build snow wall. so jealous im nauseous. love this for you hope you enjoyed building snow wall <3

awwwwww i totally get that. this is more snow than I usually see, we're in like, day three of a massive blizzard and i have no idea when the snow is gonna stop lol. We were sadly barren literally all December after getting our usual Halloween Snow lol. but we usually get a couple good hauls throughout the season.

I live in southern Wisconsin in the US, the climate is very similar to Germany. Northern Wisconsin is much colder, and generally more stereotypically what you think of "up north" as with all the evergreens. Not a ton of people actually live up north tho, it's where people go hunting mostly... Every few years bc of climate change the polar weather vortex just decides to go here instead of staying in the arctic

squirrels in my backyard for you^^^ they are So Good

[gayelectro]

Thinking more about me and my Buru awwwwww--

I saw something that was like "oh imagine your F/O teasing you about not being able to open a jar and they do it for you all smug" and that's cute and all and it has it's place, but that just isn't very Bull Armor.

I think Bull would have a habit of assuming that things about me are in fact the default for humans in general. Like, I can't open a jar. But that's okay, he's there, and he'll always happily do it for me. But then he'll draw the incorrect conclusion that most humans can't open jars. He wouldn't judge or tease me for being unable to open a jar, because humans just can't do that! And nothing would really give him the opportunity to question that notion unless he directly brought it up with me.

The fact is, most of his interaction with humans is in very specific settings. It's at sports galas, it was when he worked in the Leaguer hospital, it's when he talks to Coach Eddie about plays, etc. The workplace and domestic life are two very different realms, and he knows that. But I'm his only frame of reference for the typical non-work life of a human being.

And it's nice being with someone who doesn't view the little things about you as anomalies or oddities. But on the flip side, I also think it can cause problems if your partner thinks everything about you is typical or average. If he thinks everything I struggle with is something that no human is good at, then he wouldn't understand why I feel so dejected and out of place for not being good at that thing. Thankfully, I think these things would just lead to a conversation about it. Bull is a good listener and has a massive well of emotion in him, so he'd be quick to understand where I'm coming from. Plus, with time, he'd be able to balance thinking "this is a Bridge thing" vs "this is a Human thing".

[gaygoose09]

AWWWWWW ITS SO CUTE!!!!! Your gonna make me fuck!ng cry! Why do you insist on being the sweetest being ever! ahhhhh

*gives you massive coyote huggies

Hehehhee!! Don't cry my lovveeeeeee :3

I can't help it, it's just my natural charm /j

*hyena hugggssss*

[darkmatter-nebula]

Colli introduces himself to Vee because she notices him behind him hugging Luz like something cute

Thanks for the request, my dear @importantnightwerewolf! 👋😊

This takes place, of course, during Yesterday's Lie.

Drabble: The Young Basilisk And The Kindhearted Starboy

"Who is that behind you?" Vee asked as she noticed a certain small starboy with otherwordly fluffy lavender hair and a heart of gold behind Luz. Colli was hugging his big sister. "This is Colli, Vee. He is my little brother!"

"Hi, Vee! I'm Colli!" Colli had a gentle smile on his adorable multi-colored face. "Awwwwww! You're the cutest little boy I've ever seen!" The young Basilisk said to the kindhearted eternal little boy as she was smiling at him.

As Luz informed her that Colli also had a traumatic past with Belos, Vee's protectiveness towards him grew to a massive amount! She definitely wished to have the immortal celestial boy as her little brother! He already was incredible dear to her.

The End

[crimsonvelvet]

Bendy Hunger Games, part 2!

The first part was so much fun, I just couldn’t resist doing a second one! Last time, ol’ Willy won, so let’s see who can best him this time.

Here’s our cast, once again

I did some minor changes, as in changed some pics, but that’s about it.

LET’S GO

SINNY WHAT HOW

Shawn is really clever tho

Everyone pretty much runs away, some grab food and supplies, but that’s about it, nothing else happens.

Day 1

PIPER WHAT ARE U DOING, HENRY WHY DO U EVEN LISTEN TO LITTLE INK GREMLINS?

BUDDY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

a gang, yay!

Nathan, oh no...

Thanks Wilson, for letting her live, but why would u fight her in the first place?

MALICE WHAT WHY NOT THE BABY NOT ALLISON

a gang!

jesus, I just imagined Dudley hunting for people, SO SCARY

man, Allison just doesn’t survive even a day in my Games...ALSO NOT THE BABY

Night 1

awwwwww, Wally and Striker<3

AUDREY FUUUCK NOOOO

awwwww, father-son bonding! and Wilson is there

a gang?

hmmm Fisher, I wonder if u will

yes, help Sammy

Shawn, go to sleep>:(

Henry and Norms are buddies<3

uhmmmmmmmmmm, ok Betty, props for being so brave

TOM WHAT DID SHIPSY DO TO U

Day 2

Nathan and Dudley talking? Ooooooooook then...(can Dudley even talk?)

Striker, use ur striking hand, why are u doing this

Not Inky camouflaging XD

a gang!

WALLY NOOOOO

:( man....

Night 2

Shawn, don’t tell me ur dying

aww Nathan

nice Striker, thank u

INKY NO STOP, MALICE FUUUUCK

uhmmmmmmm, Tom?...... ok then

Jack:(

Betty just being Betty:)

let’s see if u win, Norms

Day 3

BRUH WHY JOEY

Inky, nooo:(

WILSON NO FUCK WHY

aww, a team

Sammy:(

JACK HOW DID U EVEN KILL HIM, HE’S GOT A WRENCH(did u beat him to death with ur valve? lol)

Arena Event

PORTER WHYYYYY

HEEEEEENRYYYYYY FUUUUUCK

SHAWN WHAT HOW DID U EVEN DO IT HE’S MASSIVE

BETTY WHAT NOOOO WHY NATE

JOEY FUUUUUUUCK

NORMAN NOOOOOOOOO

DAMN that’s a lot of people, and THREE my favs are here. Fuck

Night 3

JACK THAT’S UR COLLEAGUE WHAT ARE U DOING

a gang!

BETTY WHY

poor Porter...

The Feast

SAMMY NO NOT SHAWN

JACK WHAT HOW

INKY FUUUUCK NO NOT PORTER

Day 4

YAY Jack and Sammy, just like old times

Tom, thank u

:((( man...

Night 4

Tom being a cook<3

BETTY WHAT HOW IN THE WORLD

SAMMY NOOOOOOOOOO NOT JACK HE’S JUST A BEAN WITH A VALVE

Day 5

nothing interesting happens, some folks construct shacks, Inky picks fruit

ugh, not poor Jack:(

Night 5

SAMMY AND INKY WORKING TOGETHER?? wild

poor betty tho...

Day 6

TOM NOOOOO

SAMMYYYYYYYYYY WHY

fuck....

and the winner is...

THE INK DEMON HIMSELF CONGRATS INKY WHOOOO ROUND OF APPLAUSE(that was kinda expected)

Placements

yeah

that was so MUCH FUN I MIGHT DO A PART 3 OMG I LOVE DOING THIS

[purplerose244]

Watched the tenth episode of LEGO DreamZzz: LOVED IT!

So I actually watched this episode a whole while ago but forgot to post this... BUT NOW THE SECOND PART OF SEASON 1 IS ALL OUT SO I NEED TO PUT MY THOUGHTS DOWN 😍😍

Also the LEGO Youtube channel continues to bless me with shorts of the series, I'm already a huge fan of Draw with Mateo, and now we got Logan's Training Tutorials (he got such a massive ego istg 😂) AND EVEN AN ANIMATED SHORT CALLED "DREAMOLITION DUO VS THE MUTATED MATH MONSTERS" 🤩🤩🤩 (that one was EXCELLENT, I really hope we get more of those with that style)

Since all the new episodes dropped at the same time I might just make a single or two posts about all of them, we'll see! It's literally just for me to scream about how I love this show 🥰

Anyway, without further ado, let's get into this!

THE GRIM ESCAPE

This coach is pretty narrow minded, but I never had a PE teacher that wasn't 100% convinced gym was everything, so 😂

Dreamcrafting as a concept feels like elemental powers from Ninjago: it's likely the most powerful thing there is, but in most situations it gets nullified or nerfed so it's hard to use it all the time with no limits 😅😅 It does make sense for this place to be no imagination zone, though

I'm sure Logan feels very guilty for the mess he got into, but I do hope he doesn't get forgiven immediately, so I'm glad Mateo is genuinely upset at him

COOP NO 😱

Okay thank goodness 😂

Glad Logan isn't here to hear these orders and not follow them (sorry Logan 😅)

Edison bomb, we had the Edison ray before, I find it funny that the focus is on the guy that dreamed about his inventions

Mmmmm, I'm interested in the Night Hunter, I think there's more to him

LOGAN YOU GOT AMAZING FRIENDS YOU JUST GOTTA LEARN TO TREAT THEM BETTER I SWEAR THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY SWEETIE 😭😭

To be fair, he's doing pretty good on his own for not being able to dreamcraft

LIL BUDDY ACQUIRED 💙

Wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf- also interesting that this are the most normal creatures we saw so far, and it is in the place where the imagination is robbed and taken. Like here they don't waste time with creative creations like in the rest of the world

YES LOGAN TAKE THE HOURGLASS!!!

Yes Logan take your time 😅

Feels like karma Logan getting Stinkbrain as a nick he doesn't like, after mocking Mateo about Mattie this whole time

Z BLOG FIGHT Z BLOB FIGHT I ALWAYS LOVE WHEN THE LIL GUY APPEARS 💚

This show really says "best plan is run" 😂

I love Sneaky, someone needs to humble Logan a little bit... okay A LOT

Everyone loves and cares for Teo so much! LOVE ME A GOOD SUPPORTIVE TEAM 🩷

I still wonder where Zoe found her bow, and if there is a connection over the fact that she got a bow and the Night Hunter got a crossbow, they are the only ones with actual weapons and they are both long range kind of weapons

NUUUUU GOT CAPTURED

No worries mah boy Teo is out there with Z Blob I'm sure he'll think of something!!... oh yeah there's Logan too 😅

Z BINOCULAR WTF

AWWWWWWWWWW MATEO HUGGING LOGAN THAT WAS SO CUTE!!! 💚💙💚💙 Despite being mad at him and with reason too, he was still worried about him! That's why I love him 🥰🥰

Oh, this is nice, Mateo didn't forgive him but he sees that Logan cares. And Logan for once asked him what's the plan, instead of going on a limb as usual! GROWTH!!! 💙

"Everytime I dreamcraft, bad things happen! And then we do a lot of running!"

"Welcome to my world!"

LOL loved that

AWWWWWW!! This is what I was talking about when I said Teo is a great leader, and knows that now Logan can give a great input since he can't dreamcraft like the others! I know I'm focusing on Teo so much but he is my favourite, so 😅💚💚💚

TEO GOT AN IDEAAAAAAAA

Coop getting PTSD from that cage, the poor thing! Do not bring him back in! 😱

Even the Night Hunter is afraid of the Grimwolf! Just what kind of things are living in this place??

OMG TEO ALMOST GOT STABBED BY ZOE'S ARROW TO SAVE LOGAN MY GOSH 😱😱😱 ... I wonder if I can make a fanfiction out of this one 😂

Aww Logan was apologizing for once in his life! Lol Mr. Oz is so confused

"Drive it like you stole it!" Logan, 2023

DREAMBASH!! Okay I saw the LEGO sets for this one, but this is such a cool thing for Cooper and Logan to share! ❤️💙

LOGAN YOU DID NOT CALL A MONKEY SUS WHAT IS THIS SHOW 😂

Okay but Logan jumping off the ship to get back the hourglass? Teo and Sneaky following suit? Mr. Oz being absolutely done with these kids' recklessness? I loved that sequence so much 😂

EDISON BOMB!!!!

Wait Sneak didn't die, he ran away? To avoid the ray? So he's alive? I hope so!!

Poor Logan, he met a good friend...

WAIT WHAT'S THAT HAT?

WAIT THE NIGHT HUNTER FREED THE NIGHTMARE KING??

WAIT SNEAK IS ACTUALLY BAD??? WHAT NO COME ON THE ONE PERSON THAT LOGAN BEFRIENDED RIGHT AWAY!!!

Pff, does the Night Hunter not know Mateo's name? Little artiste?

WAIT WHAT NO NO NO DO NOT EVEN THINK OF DOING ANYTHING TO Z BLOB OR I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF 😡😡😡

So now the Nightmare King is after the Waking World... GREAT 😅

I NEED MORE EPISODEEEEESSS 😍😍

[milksnake-tea]

Thousands of years ago, the aeon of permanence resided near the sea long before the Vidyadharas came into existence. They were a young aeon, therefore they made some enemies of other aeons who felt threatened by them. Sometimes, the young aeon came near the water body with injuries on them. This catched the eye of the sea spirit, which was the beginning of a friendship that'll last for eternity.

Despite Long's intimidating appearance, the sea spirit felt pity for the injured aeon and decided to try helping the aeon with her powers and the healing plants of the ocean. Amused by her efforts, Long decided to keep her around. After all, there's nothing wrong with a little bit of company in his long life. Especially when said company is pleasant to listen to and look at.

As Long gained even more power, their enemies increased. Back then, Long had nothing to lose but themself. It changed when he had the sea spirit as his companion, she became a target for those who despised him. One day, Long came to the sea after a victorious battle with his enemy to give their companion the good news.

But instead of their companion welcoming them happily, they were greeted by the sight of their dead body floating in the ocean while the sea spirit's blood tainted the ocean. Angered by this, Long sought revenge and came up victorious again.

Long knew that reviving the sea spirit was impossible, so they did something to keep the memories of their companion alive. Which was to mix their power and blood of their dead companion to create life from it. The sea spirit's blood tainted the ocean and got swallowed by the fishes in the ocean, and it caused the earliest mermaids to be born while the rest of the blood that wasn't consumed by the fishes to become small shining stones that'll turn into mermaids in the future. The mermaids kept the aeon company before the Vidyadharas came into existence, and once the aeon passed away their friendship extended to the Vidyadharas. 🧠

BROOOOO 🧠 UR BRAIN IS SO MASSIVE IM JUST STARING IN AWE

okay im bad at replying at lore BUT I HAVE EXPERIENCE !!!! SO LFJIDSAN

LONG GETTING INJURED AND CARED FOR SO TRUE !!! WE LOVE IT WHEN FRIENDSHIPS START LIKE THAT

BUT MAN :(( OFC SHE DIED BRO THIS IS WHY I DONT ASSOCIATE W AEONS REAL !! (is literally a yaoshi/nanook/lan kisser)

IMAGINE U JUST KICKED ASS AND U COME BACK TO BRAG BUT UR FRIENDS FUCKING DEAD LIKE ID SOB SO BAD BRO

BUT THE BLOOD FISH EATING TURN INTO MERMAID AYE AWWWWWW I LOVE THAT SM

WOULD U . WOULD U SAY THAT MERMAIDS ARE IMMORTAL LIKE VIDYADHARAS QUESTION MARK LIKE THEY ALSO CYCLE OR THEY LIKE JUST DONT DIE :|

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 90

Nord VPN again ... so what this -- ah, I see ... Sam, you chaos gremlin ... yes, that's right, Samuel, you can't mess with these people ... Marisha: "I don't trust you, you piece of shit." Nor should you ...

Laura pronouncing EU as "ew" and Liam not quite getting it ... XD

Oh, so does this mean they really ARE splitting up for this part? Oof ... you know you're not supposed to DO THAT ...

Roll for which group goes first? Hmmm ... the bombers first, then ... okay ...

Ira you creepy fucker I swear I don't trust you as far as I can throw you ...

So ... it's a familiar familiarity then, Matthew?

Ashley sleight of hand Nat20? Awww ... and apparently she may just have given that old beggar a small fortune round here ...

The objective of the plan ... hmmm ... meanwhile it seems FCG may be grating on Ira's nerve some ...

Barking? Really? Probably not good ...

Perception check time ... hmmmm ... fancy insect skull ... viculch? Okay ... these things are MASSIVE ...

Oh crap ... Gloamglut? The fay dragon? Not a good sign ... Fearne's dad's close, clearly ...

Over to the other group? Okay ...

Sprawlgrotto? That is impossibly difficult to say, clearly ...

What to roll? Crap ...

Invisible shenanigans ... yup ...

Wow ... Marisha rolled SO SHIT for having advantage ... thank the gods for those Nat20s ...

Lots of myceit ... harvesting fungi? That's not, like, weirdly existentially odd for them?

Seriously, was Matt reading too much Dungeon Meshi when he came up with this stretch of the campaign?

Scry ball is pretty close now ... but still not EXACTLY where they're going ... O.O

Music? Interesting ... whoa! Street busking! Cool! A didgeridoo? Awesome ...

No way to know if they're under any casual observation ...

Awwwwww ... the twinsies continue to be so cute together ... :3

Con save for Chetney's flatulence ...

Okay, so ... are they close to their destination or what?

That is one HEAVILY GUARDED entrance ... any other ways in?

Awwww ... flirty witch girlfriend shenanigans ... I love them ... :3

Wow ... Matt's sexy pre campaign days on a t-shirt ... well done, Sam ... LOL

Already halfway though their invisibility? Not good ...

Whoa ... are they in the mad god's brain? Is this like Knowhere? Laura, your brain worries me sometimes ...

Ashley, what are you doing with that hood? :3

"Passing miners"? Congrats on dodging the Galaxy Quest ref there guys ...

So they're on high alert, then ... hmmmm ...

Uh-oh ... incoming ... and they're zeroing in on Ira ... great ...

"A dark armoured figure"? Crap ... shit! Zathuda? Balls ...

Weird ass Predator looking Hulk mofo ...

Sunder Lord? Interesting ... wait, so this might be the Sunder KING? Okay ... so this is Cruth, then ... the Reiloran big bad himself ...

Bollocks ... have then been sniffed out?

Everybody knows you don't give dogs chocolate! Even freaky alien ones!

Speak With Animals? Hmmmm ...

Oh for the love of the gods Sam, not again ... ewww ... and it's WET?!!! Come on Riegel!

Fearne is clearly DETERMINED for this thing to just be a GOOD BOY isn't she? I really DON'T think this is gonna work, Fearne!

I don't think that griffon meat's gonna work out, Ashton. It's WAY too old ...

Speak With Animals AND Command on the thing? Good luck with that, Letters ... or Fast Friends? Hmmm ... wow ... hope this is a good choice ... yeah, he Commands it to "GIT!!!!" And it works? Blimey ...

Wow, that was bloody close ... phew ...

HOLY FUCK did Ira just pull a Jedi mind trick on that guy? O.O

Flip flop, back and forth ... here we go ...

Cupped? Hmmm ... is that an "underboob" joke, perchance?

Yeah, I mean ... SURELY the rope itself would be invisible too since it was covered by the same spell ...

Spiderclimb PLUS Invisibility ... okay, here we go, then ...

Not NOTHER shite roll? Two 2s? Balls ... Marisha, WHY?!!!

Wow ... this has gone all kinds of Abbott & Costello ... oh thank the gods FINALLY a good roll ...

This plan keeps getting more and more convoluted and I love it ... LOL ...the stink of desperation is STRONG now ...

"Matt: "You're Batman-ing this! Like Adam West!" XD

I cannot believe that actually worked ... or did it? O.O

Oh yeah, OF COURSE they got spotted. That WAS a massive fuckup ...

Phew ... that was like SCARY close ... and NOW he checks for traps? Oof ... at least they're in ... so what now?

Aha! So Chetney could follow her scent? Cool ... oh WHAT?!!! A Cytaa? Is that HER Cytaa? Okay then ... Gona? Cute ... So yeah, this could work, then ...

Awww ... yeah, let her hide in Laudna's birdhous backpack! Yeah! Oh yeah ... yeah, better on their shoulders, rather than in there with Pate ... O.O

Time running out for Orym's Invisibility ... great ...

Back to the bombers, again ...

A new wall ... a "BLAST WALL?" Oh, that can't be good ...

Oh, so this is going to be a PROBLEM for them going forward?

Passwall? With the Staff? Would that actually WORK?

This shit is FIFTEEN FEET THICK?!!! Bloody hell ...

Oh, an Illusory spell? Yeah, that's best ... nice one, Ira. And now he's making will-o-the-wisp lights too ... FCG: "I don't know why I bother."

Some kind of seriously ugly drilling machine ... that thing is just NASTY ... 3 Reilorans and a Hulk? Hmmmm ... potentially risky ... is this gonna be a problem?

Oh, so THIS is gonna be the bombsite? Hmmmm ... good point, though ... they definitely need to deal with these guys too ... ah, so we're DEFINITELY doing this then ...

SIX big bombs ... of course ... why am I not surprised?

Time to fight, then ... AND THAT'S when we take a break? Of course it is ...

And we're back ... with the OTHERS again ... yeah, not really surprised ...

Chetney wolfs out in the dumbest possible way and I love it ... XD ... and somebody's coming ... great timing ...

"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinstoooonnnn ..." Yup ... way to creep Matt out, Travis ... XD

Now Matt's doing secret sneaky DM stuff ... O.O ... oh dear ...

Balls ... GUARDS ... and they're like TOTALLY blocking the way ... how to get through? Wait ... Chetney's going to use his TOYS to do this? How?

Wow ... the Master Toymaker did BEAUTIFULLY there ... way to go, Chet! And now they're through ... sweet!

Grim Psychometry ... ON THE CRYSTAL?!!! Really, Chet? This sounds like SUCH bad idea ...

Aha, so they're like ... Reiloran SCIENTISTS, then? Hmmm ...

Ah, so THIS is the Bay? OKay then ...

Organs? BABY organs? Eep ... O.O ... in general this is all REALLY CREEPY ...

Oh dear gods what the fuck is THAT THING?

Hunter's Bane? Yeah, do it, Chet ... no hits ... phew ...

A fucking JUDICATOR is being autopsied? Holy fuck ...

Ah ... so that's who they're looking for ... and she's IN THE VAT!!! Great ... still alive, but ... yeah, this is clearly pretty bad ...

And we're back in the dig ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

CHARM!!! Yup ... and it WORKS!!! OKay ... oh, not on IRA though ... jump in front of him? Fearne, honey ... wow, I can't believe that worked ...

Okay, thats ONE down without a fight ...

Wow ... Ashton is, like, REALLY bad at Deception ... O.O

Wow ... Ira just set the timer while THIS SHIT'S going on ... oh fuck ... this is all going south SO FAST ...

Three minutes = one minute of game play ... oh boy ... rush it, guys!

Oh, so Ira is going to ABANDON ASHTON? Wow .., oh, no, THAT'S more like it ... the Juggernaut is now a SNAIL ... nice ...

And now they're running ... and having a jolly little convo while they're at it ...

BOOM ...

Dimension Door to the surface just as the bombs go off? Phew ... and now eveything is just CHAOS ... Fearne is FALLING!!! Shit! Oh, NICE SAVE, Ira! And now they're just BOOKING IT!!!

Fuck, this is gone all kinds of fucked ... wait, he wants to UNROLL THE HOLE, put Letters in it, roll it up again with him in it, and then RUN AWAY with it? That is one hell of a Hail Mary ... roll for Dexterity, then ... so that just HALVES THE DAMAGE ... oof ... and now he has to do a STRENGTH CHECK to see if he can HOLD ONTO THE HOLE?!!! Oh my fucking gods ... if this tanks they lose the Hole forever ... 16? Wow ...

That's a lot of dice for damage ... that is NEVER a good sign ... even half of THIS is gonna hurt ... and now he's SMILING ... 158 points of Force Damage? Holy shit ... even halved, that's stil 79 points each ... ouch ...

But at least they still have the Hole ...

And now 25 points of BLUDGEONING damage each ... oh boy ... is it over, at leaat?

Oh bollocks ... that FUCKING DRAGON again ...

Oh for fuck's sake ... flip flop AGAIN?

And the blast shakes the whole place EVEN HERE ... more chaos ... and the vat is CRACKED! Okay ... Orym goes for it, meanwhile Chetney just shouts out for an evacuation ... so that leaves just the Mystic AND the Shrike ... hmmm ...

Battlemap? Aha ... cue Wizzkids plug ...

Unsettling Presence? Cool ...

Invisibility definitely really helps with Stealth checks ...

Getting ready for a scrap ... and a timed attack ... okay, then ...

A SIXTH LEVEL Psychic Lance? Bloody hell, Imogen ... and now the Mystic is Incapacitated ... nice ... 29 points of SPsychi damage!

Orym Hexes the Mystic and goes for an attack ... it hits! Oh yeah, he is gonna FUCK THIS GUY UP ... 18 points! Action Surge! Yeah ... oh yeah, he just MURDERS that guy ... holy fuck ... and now he's going for the Shrike instead ... holy shit, tiny Battle Master is a BADASS ...

Laudna Banes the Shrike, then Chetney casts Blood Curse of Binding on it ... oh, the new Scythe! Sweet ... and it hits! 19 for the first hit, 17 damage for the second! Wow ...

And NOW it's time to roll Inititative ...

Nuts ... the Shrike's up first ... and it smashes the glass tank with the ... THING in it ...

Some kind of giant BUG ... OH MY FUCKING GODS what the hell IS THAT THING?!!!

Laura asks them to hold for a moment ... cue several folk singing Girl From Ipanema ... XD ... oh, sounds like a Hail Mary ... Synaptic Static? Whoa ... so that's both the Shrike AND that bug beast ... 25 points of Psychic damage each ... and it fucks 'em up for fighting, too ... PINK LIGHTNING? Awww ... that's cute! :3

Chetney casts Blood Curse of Bloated Agony on the beasty, then attacks with his Scythe ... and CRITS!!! Nice ... Double damage means 25 on each of the two hits! Yeah ... and then his scythe SHATTERS right away? Fuck ... unbelievable ... he just GOT THAT!!!

Orym jumps on the still prone Shrike and attacks again ... 10 damage, then 15 on the second, 13 on the third ... and he gets the HDYWTDT! Yeah ... ANOTHER murder!

Laudna skitters across the ceiling over it and casts Blight on the vidulch ... 8D8 of Necrotic damage? Nice ... 25 altogether? Pretty sweet ... then she Quickens and hits it with an Eldritch Blast ... first misses, but the next two hit! Yeah ...

The beasty's turn and it's GETTING UP ... oh this is UGLY ... but it's also HURT ... okay ... IT CAN MULTI-ATTACK?!!! I'm sorry? Oh yeah, this thing is just unleashing a big can of whoopass on EVERYBODY, innit? Wait, AND it has Corroding Spit? Seriously? Come ON Matthew! But apparently because it wasn't "done", it is also falling apart with each turn ...

Imogen blasts a Lightning Bolt right through it ... at 4TH LEVEL?!!! Wow ... 23 points of damage! Just send those dice to dice jail, Laura! She Quickens, then casts Shocking Grasp on it ... 21 more points! Yeah ...

CHetney RIPS HIS OWN EARS OFF to reveal flames as he casts Crimson Rite! Okay ... 26 points of damage, plus another 16 from the Rite ... HDYWTDT!!! Yes! He just tears the vidulch CLEAN OPEN and it just spills itself out all over him ... charming ... oh for the love of ... DON'T EAT THAT, Chet!

They break the vat open and release their intended rescuee ... yeah, get to healing, guys! So Evoroa is free, and awake, but definitely still HURT ...

Oh yeah, grab the Aeorian tech thingy, yeah ... into the Bag of Holding with it! And some fetus bottles for Laudna ... lovely ...

Oh wow ... so they just put the white hot masks DIRECTLY onto the Judicators' faces, huh? Charming ...

Checking in with the others ... back at the bomb site, then ...

Oh yeah, I would say that blast was a RESOUNDING success ... meanwhile Letters and Ashton are just DEAFENED right now ... great ... Fearn tries to getto them both now ...

Oh thank fuck they're back together again ...

Fuck ... the Red Glow? Not good ... and here comes the SCREAM!!! Fuck ... whatever that was it wasn't GOOD ...

Yeah, better beat a hasty retreat ...

Another explosion ... a PINK explosion? Great ... oh yeah, that was DEFINITELY LIliana ... and she's STILL ALIVE ...

Backtracking out through the builsing in a hurry ... thank fuck for Invisibility ... yeah, they BARELY make it out ...

Crap ... soldiers, just EVERYWHERE ... try another route, then ... yes, UP not down ... good thing for all the chaos, clearly ...

Boot the door! Yeah, here we go ... young half-elf? Hmmm ... just keep going! Yeah, balcony! Go! Oh ... well THAT'S a long way down ...

So apparently the scream was Liliana ... oof ...

DOWN!!! QUICK!!!

Phew ... they manage to make their escape into the city ...

Liliana (psychically): "Did she KNOW?!!!" Matt: "And THAT'S where we're gonna call it a night!" Cue CHAOS from the party ...

Fuck ... another exhausting session ...

[reptilia0freptiles]

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hey idiot /aff. im glad to have you around as such a great friend, both here and irl. youve given me good reflexes to defend myself against those who try to boop me, and definitely helped me to settle into this mess of a website. i love the chaotic energy you bring every time we see each other, and our similar yet opposite thoughts on the same things. you are such a supportive person in every way, and im glad we got thrown next to each other on that bus ride <333

Awwwwww, I totally agree with you, you massive fossil /aff

I'm glad that you joined tumblr with me, even (and maybe especially) after you saw the crazy things that happen out here. I love how you have your own chaotic 'aura' that you embrace and use, and the fact that you laugh along with my jokes :3

You are one of my bestest friends out there, and are really supportive too! It's amazing how interrupting each other's conversations on a bus ride led to this bond <333

[anhedoniashoujo]

Every time I click on your blog I get jumpscared by your massive tits cuz it's still on your most popular posts. It's the most beautiful thing in the world

awwwwww :3 you check my blog <33

(shit maybe i should start taking supplements and massaging them again. they might grow again)

[tsuki-sennin]

To the mountains! For Hero Training, assumedly! And Ageha focus~! This is great news for me but Tsubasa will be in terror.

How many episodes in are we? 11? Hm. Quite the milesttone.

-DON'T GRAB THE BORB HE'S NAPPING

-"Oh fuck you're Ageha!"

-The awkward preteen boy's worst nightmare. An affectionate college student cousin!

-"Shonen." Hey, at least it ain't that other sho word. That'd have been a massive red flag.

-So, Mashiron's surprised to see her... does this mean Ageha let herself in?

-The awkwardest pair!

-Oh my God, she's singing the theme. ...sort of.

-"We obey the speed limit~! And we make sure to use proper turn signals and understand the right of way~!"

-Sora's appropriately in awe of this rolling metal death trap.

-Really Ageha? A fucking Hummer? What do you even need it for? I realize you're training to be a daycare teacher, but like

-Do younguns really need such a big-ass car like this?

-Mount Raso!

-Rasogoro!

-Oh, he looks familiar.

-"Boy" she says. Is she Kratos?

-Ah speaking of whom, I've recently considered watching Stargate SG-1 for Christopher Judge.

-Do it for Ozone Baby.

-Sora-chan really wants to run up that mountain!

-Hey, Mashiro! You gotta take this chance! Your very own Brokeback Mountain remake!

-Carry the baby along~!

-"A true knight is never weighed down by his burdens!"

-Man, you know Tsubasa'd stand in the middle of a blizzard in those shorts and deny being cold.

-Tanuki!

-...Keiwa-kun...

-Tatatatatatatatatatatatatatata! Huwata!

-Athletanu Kiourse~!

-She been knew.

-Holy shit, this course!

-He did it!

-Beautiful yet hidden...

-That was an

-Oddly intense closeup.

-Ooooh, cable car.

-"Move along, boy!"

-Aaaaand he's had enough!

-Impersonating officials! Yet more to add to Kabaton's rapsheet!

-"Hey there, Tsubasa-kun! You remembered to pack some ice right? Mashiro's a little sore winded!"

-"EVERY MUSCLE IN MY BODY HAS FLAMING NEEDLES IN THEM"

-Awwwwww

-Well, he seems to feel a little more enlightened.

-"I MUST REACH THE MOUNTAIN TOP!"

-Intrepid mountaineer, Tsubasa Yuunagi!

-"Rainboooooow~!"

-Ohhhhhh, that's the wing! From Sora's old notebook!

-"You're a speedy son of a bitch, aren'tcha kiddo?"

-"Ranbooooooorg!"

-GIRL B OHJLKHG

-Battle time!

-"Oh wait, hang on, I gotta back up..."

-Smecked

-I'll give Kabaton this, those Ranborgs sure are fast.

-"LET GO, YOU SON OF A BITCH! ...Wait, no, no, no!"

-JANKEN

-GIRL WHAT

-Catch!

-"WOMAN, ARE YOU INSANE!?"

-"You went along with it, didn't you? :3"

-This is a level of embarassment Wing has never felt before in his entire life.

-Oh hello girls. I... almost forgot about you two!

-Double Cable Run~!

-PreCure Double Kick!

-Down he goes~!

-Oh damn, he went and done it.

-"Thanks to the boy~!"

-Well, that is quit the view.

-Rasogoro swag.

-Naptime

-Oh?

-OH FUCK THE BOSS

-This might be your last chance, buddy.

-Cure Yell! ...Hana, baby, did your model always look like that?

-Butterfly, I swear, you need to come in soon or I'm gonna shit

-A house

-DUEL

-The ultimate showdown! The battle that defines generations of martial arts! Cure Sky's Sky Land Divine Fist and Kabaton's... Hmm... Underg Style Sumo? Nah, that seems a bit too easy...

[dulce-chisme]

Nini giving Frankenstein!Santiago a massive hug once she finds out that he murdered the caretaker who made him and abused him. He's been living with self-hatred and guilt for too long.

Rosalie and Nini then hex everyone on the island who hurt him <3

AWWWWWW them <333