#matt/jen

[mutants-r-us]

time to pull out all your fleabag jokes

[therulerofallpotatos]

Man's a slut. This is the Murdock I fell in love with

[mahalshairyballs]

Don't know if I ship Jen & Matt romantically, but I definitely ship them as friends with benefit ❤️

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Also, Matt slept with the Marc system's future custody lawyer...

Jake : you slept with my lawyer ?

Matt : hm yes I did, why ?

Jake : she's our lawyer !

Matt : yes?

Jake : and you're our boyfriend!

Matt : I'm still not following

Marc : I'll say it for him: this is awkward

*** later ***

Jake : how was she ?

Matt : isn't she your lawyer as you said ?

Jake : I won't sleep with her now, but once this whole ordeal is done...

Matt : it was a good night

***later later***

Jen : so do you wanna do it with me as She-Hulk or Jen ?

Jake : hmmm why not both ?

[otterology]

Jessica Jones, who has Google Alerts set up for things like "devil vigilante", seeing a picture of Matt's walk of shame on Reddit:

[dovelywind]

ꕥ| Matt Murdock & Jen Walters

She-Hulk: Attorney at Law | Part 2 Part 3

[astralbondpro]

The IT Crowd // S02E03: Moss and the German

[mydairpercabeth]

LITERALLY THE ONLY COUPLE I WANT TO SURVIVE

[abstracted-psychopomp]

What fictional lawyer would you choose to represent you in a court of law?

For this poll assume: they’re acting as a criminal defense attorney, they’re licensed to work in your state and/or country, the others you don’t choose will be working for the prosecution, and you didn’t do it.

Bonus question: Would your answer change if you did do it?

(If you include your reasoning in the tags you get a gold star and a candy of your choice)

[boogieboba]

“Daredevil doesn’t do one night stands blah blah blah” you’re right. It’s not a one night stand because he literally meets her parents the next day. This is love at first manhandling babeyyy

[existential-queeer]

[924inlegend]

💛 😈 ❤️ + 💚 💪 💜 = 💏

[aspoonfuloffiction]

“Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again. A woman has needs”

- Jennifer Walters, most relatable superhero in cinematic history

[buckys-metal-arm]

Has this joke been made yet

[eternavenger]

I said to my boyfriend, “I’m jealous of both She-Hulk and Daredevil, this is what bisexuality is, it’s a fucking prison.” He’s now crying laughing.

[not-now-im-reading]

All this She-Hulk drama about Matt ‘not being a one-night stand kind of guy’ is so funny to me, because I don’t understand how anybody could watch the Netflix series and not come to the conclusion that Daredevil fucks.

[hazellekat]

ppl are scared the mcu is gonna pair she hulk with daredevil like its the worst thing ever, and my bi emotional ass is just here like "yes i think matt murdock deserves to be carried bridal style by a big green lady" and "matt wouldn't care whether jen is hulked out or not"