#mattie gets asks

[outer-edges]

listen. Terrifier movies are horrifying/ gory and ALSO knee slappers- duality

dude and this is how u singlehandedly convince me to watch the terrifier movies because i dont want anything else out of a slasher film besides horrifying gore and knee slapping humor. obsessed.

[thistleraven]

Do you have an estimate for chapter 10 of take a bite?

Hello nonny my love!!

Currently chapter 10 is about...1/2 way to 3/4s of the way done? T'was a busy week at work and alas I had less time to work on it (also I wrote 6K of hades au porn but this aint about that) but I'm hopeful to finish it this weekend.

It should be up by Tuesday/Wednesday latest. Could be sooner!! But that's my goal.

In the meantime, have a sneak peak at the introduction of everyone's favourite tortured catholic vigilante:

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“Mattycakes, Mattycakes, does whatever a Mattycakes does!” 

“Wade,” Matt says dryly. 

“Matty!” Wade cheers. “If you were wondering what, in fact, a Mattycakes does, I’ll tell ya: smolder, for one thing, hot damn. Been a minute, looking good, you sexy devil, you.” 

Wade bats his eyes coquettishly but Matt’s face doesn’t change. Uh-oh.  

“You took a job for Fisk.” 

Drat. 

“Damn, we’re really just jumping straight in, huh?” Wade mutters. “Okay yes! But I also! Critically! Untook it. I feel like I should get some brownie points on that one.” 

“You would have gotten brownie points if you hadn’t taken the job in the first place,” Matt growls, in a dangerous but unfortunately also distractingly sexy manner. Hello, boner town. 

“Wade,” Matt snaps, because he notices, of course he notices. Boy, if he had a nickel for every enhanced sensed, super-powered beefcake vigilante Wade hung out with, two nickels, etc etc. 

Wade puts his hands up defensively. 

“It’s not my fault! I’ve got Pavlov’s dick when you use that voice on me.” 

“You think I could get you to sit and stay?” Matt asks in that low, rough voice. “Or just beg and roll over?” 

Jesus. 

[mohabbaat]

THOUGHTS ON THE NEW TS ALBUM

listen, i had no issues with this woman for a long time. i even liked her, defended her when she released that one video with dylan o'brien. but right now my respect for her is at level 0. mainly cause she let her fans hate on joe alwyn for an entire year, even encouraged this hatred by giving "easter eggs" when his only crime was being depressed??? and not proposing to her???? yeah. she threw him to the wolves just for publicity with no regard to his mental health (which was already bad even according to her) and that's such an asshole move. especially considering he was there when no one else was. also, she made an entire song complaining that her fans were too rude to the racist dude she dated and who dumped her after a few weeks?? but had nothing to say about the literal witch hunt that joe (the dude she dated for 6 years and apparently was desperate to marry) has been going through??? yeah. she needs therapy.

[wreckedandpolemic]

I guess it’s more of a drabble than a thought? I’m sorry for sharing my horny thoughts (that I haven’t reread), I am now going to put myself in horny jail and repent for my sins

Given Matty’s job I imagine he takes a lot of work trips and often comes home in the middle of the night, when girlie is already asleep. He probably hasn’t seen/touched her in a week (aside from phone sex) so when he sees her sprawled out on his side of the bed in just panties+a tank top, peacefully breathing his corruption kink goes through the roof. He debates with himself for a bit but, since you had previously discussed the topic and you had given him the green light about experimenting with somno, he decides to ultimately crawl to the bed and starting to palm himself over his boxer at the sight of you, sleeping and unaware of his growing need. He’ll then become more comfortable and just push your underwear aside, starting to rub his cock up your slit, guiding himself with an hand gently pressing down your stomach and his other hand guiding himself as to hit your clit with his strokes. He’ll notice you fluttering your eyelids and starting to wake just as he’s about to slip inside you, instantly bringing his hand up to your face to stroke your cheek and moving himself to murmur into your ear something like ‘daddy’s here, sweetheart, just making myself at home, don’t mind me, yeah? You can go back to sleep, i’ll take good care of this sweet cunt’ (of course, you aren’t). And just as he’s saying that he slides himself home, suddenly enough that you choke out a whine and he’s quick to bring his hand to the side of your neck, running his fingers along your throat, up to the shell of your ear, tucking a strand of hair behind it ever so lightly that you barely notice, shushing you with a small smile and beginning to move. He’ll stand a little straighter just to watch you become increasingly breathless and whiny, pressing down with the heel of his hand on your lower stomach just to make you feel how deep his cock is hitting, and you moan loudly at the feeling. At the sound of your voice he wraps a hand around your neck, cutting the blood flow, whispering to you to ‘keep quiet and just take it like the good doll you are’. He fucks you steadily and deliciously up until he’s about to come, climbing up the bed to part your lips with the head of his dick and pumping himself until he spurts across your face, before letting himself crash on your body and leaving an open mouthed kiss across your cum stained face.

(mdni) oh my fucking god i am SPEECHLESS i am taking myself to horny jail Right beside you wow wow wow!!!! daddy's here, sweetheart, just making myself at home ARE U KIDDING ME!!! thank u for this Omg uve got me feeling some type of way holy shit

[bedforddanes75]

do you have any fanfiction recs??

I DO!!!!!! im honoured that someone's thought of Me to ask for recs omg... anyway theyll be under the cut because making long posts without a cut makes me feel mean

okay im assuming u mean gatty cos. its Me so sorry if u didnt 😞 smut is marked with * btw!!! (also before i start i'm sorry to everyone i tag i Hate tagging it's really scary.) SO. in no specific order. let's go

love me to death* by...somebody who i do not know the tumblr of (sorry) is amazing. i'd also recommend everything else by this person, too, because all of it is beautiful.

all the king's horses by the wonderful @allylikethecat is one of my all time faves, it just makes me want to scream and cry and yell and jump up and down. in a very, very good way!! (also, it has horses, so.)

the big light by @betweenthings2 is for real godsent, and i would die to be able to write like this!!!!! (but if u do then tw for speak of s/a!! keep urself safe!) it's beautiful and sad and sad and sad and wonderful. again, i'd recommend everything else by them, too!!! (also loads of crisps because it got updated like three seconds ago, and i Love It)

in the search for it, inside of you* by @arainesque is so beautifully sad, and the best thing ever. it's so soft and wonderful and lovely and aaaaaahhh!!! the way she wrote their dynamic makes my heart ACHE. obsessed always :(((((<3

how little i really know (about the things that matter)* OH MY GOD. farm boy george. literally almost entirely what inspired deus like it's AMAZING. beautiful and i love it so much

roadkill, again, by @betweenthings2 because she's genuinely amazing and deserves nine hundred thousand billion kudos on every single fic <3 (tw for restrictive (i think) EDs btw!!) i think if i read this while not in a good mood i would explode and die. it's amazing

into my spiral patterns you (my love) by @lookedlikethebins which is in progress rn is HWHSKJSJSJ. beautiful. obsessed with how they've written george in this one <3

okay im Very sorry to everyone who i tagged here i genuinely hate tagging people so much it makes me SICK but i kinda felt bad speaking about fics and Not tagging people. LORD. someone give me a tumblr etiquette class

[toomuchracket]

silly question mads i always have fluff thoughts <3 how about flatmate girly uni era thoughts my assignments are killing me rn matty where are you😔😔

oh boyfie era flatmate... he reads your textbooks for fun while he sits next to you as you work, he reads over your essays when you hit the point of "i've looked at this for so long i can't tell if it makes sense", he motivates you by saying shit like "finish this paragraph and i'll give you a kiss"/"once you submit this one, babe, i'll take you on a date"... yeah. i also think he knows you so well that he can spot when you're at risk of burnout, and at that point he'll ctrl-s your work and gently tug you from the computer like "c'mere. let's go and have a cuppa" or coax you into the shower so he can wash your hair and, um, tire you out a little so you get some sleep teehee. and he's SO proud when your grades come in and you've done well, kissing all over your face like "smartest person i know. i love you!" and using it as an excuse to take you out again lol; he knows how hard you work and he's so in awe of that and of you, and he'll really just do anything to keep you afloat when you're in assignment deadline hell. sweet boy <3

[lottiecrabie]

hiiiii *twirls hair* remember when you used to talk about professor Matty

thinking them hooking up in the bathroom of whatever dazzling event the uni is organizing for alumni’s donations that she was brought as his shining pupil, raking up her cocktail dress and bending her over the sink, messing up her lipstick, and then having to furiously wash his hands to take the imprint off OR fucking in her little accom bed with her roommates around and having to be Real quiet even though they Will bring it up tomorrow over her breakfast because they Did hear everything and want to know who mystery boytoy is. and then laughing about it in the safety of his office in-between two copies, which, ofc, if she’s being too bratty about, will instead spent cockwarming him with her mouth while he’s concentrating

[jewishbarbies]

I'm sure you're sick of twatlor but another reason to scrap the rep re-record is the new Billboard rule. Only the first 4 versions of an album count towards the charts and those were already released. The rules weren't in place for the others and she probably wasn't willing to let the liars version of the cheating liar album flop harder than the og. That and it's a mean girl cringe fest that doesn't fit the victim narrative that keeps her afloat.

she can’t seem to stand doing anything that isn’t incessantly applauded and rewarded so that would definitely make sense.

it’s like the two nickels meme but taylor writing songs admitting to cheating on her partners while also somehow playing the victim. “you were depressed and I needed attention so I cheated but I fell in love with him so it’s obviously your fault” and the somehow common “it’s your fault I fell for someone else bc I’m just a girl and you should’ve expected that” trope in her music are so fucking boring. like, can you not do anything else, taylor? setting some kind of record for creating her own cliches.

[outer-edges]

Don't be shy, drop your fave bluestoplights fics 🤩

DONE. I THINK I'VE SRSLY RECOMMENDED ALL OF THESE TO U B4 BUT I'M ALWAYS GOING TO BE THINKING + TALKING ABOUT THEM. GONNA NARROW IT DOWN TO TOP THREE.

inordinary - 35k words 7 chapters of interconnected vignettes that all take place in the same modern musician!ellie and musician!joel au. it's beautiful with a little bit of everything and as with all bluestoplights fic, has such a great grasp of what makes joel and ellie joel and ellie. beautiful character work! i literally think about it every other day at minimum and still cry about it on occassion. this is my roman empire.

leaving like a father (you could stay) - 4.9k words one-shot. joel character study. also cried while reading this. just gonna copy paste the summary because. yeah.

Joel Miller learned from a young age that the best thing he could do as a father was stick around. It's more than his did. It's a lesson burned into his brain when Sarah's mom leaves and he raises a kid alone. It's not one he expects to remember when a fourteen year old tries to attack him with a knife in a hallway.

i rewind the tape but all it does is pause - 7.4k words the millers go to therapy! i've actually only read this one once, but it has just stuck with me as like a very raw representation of the millers and working through their issues. in general, the millers are very raw and real and genuine in fics by this author.

[joe-spookyy]

What songs do you feel give off An American Werewolf in London vibes ?

i’m so glad you asked this because i do in fact have an entire playlist ❤️ hmu for niche pop culture related playlists godbless.

here she is. i mostly tried to stick to the movie’s theme of Songs With The Word Moon In The Title but some of them are just a few lyrics stuck out or they’re about werewolves and so on and so forth. i’m really passionate about west end girls because i swear to you it hits a lot of the plot points. that one also fits wonderfully for the lost boys but that’s a different post. thank you for asking.

[tolerateit]

ily you know who you are was a very wtf moment in swiftian history. matty and taylor were very cringe 🥴

if i could erase that entire year from my memory i very much would

[wreckedandpolemic]

i love actress!au so much so how about a, g, w and/or z for that one🙏💕

a - aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he’s soo sweet and kind and gentle in a way you’d stopped expecting from famous men, especially since you thought it was gonna just be a one night stand. matty always insists on taking proper care of you, bringing you water and a snack, running you a bath, cooking (ordering) you food if you want it. but the best part is just laying with him, safe and warm in his arms, trading slow, sweet kisses as he coos gentle praise in your ear.

g - goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they more humorous? etc.)

as you get more comfortable with each other, you start taking everything less seriously, knowing you don’t have to fuck like it’s the last time you’ll ever see each other anymore. frantic, passionate reunion sex starts to give way to soft, giggly makeout sessions and a long, slow fuck. the feeling of matty’s laughter against your mouth, his lips curving into a smile just from watching you fondly, is better than a high. once you finally move in together, sleepy, stoned sex is almost a nightly occurrence, both of you just smiling dopily as you sink down on him and laughing and kissing and and and

w - wild card (a random headcanon)

pretty much an amateur pornstar with the amount of time you spend apart. nearly every night, he’ll send you a video of him getting himself off, flushed and moaning your name. with the time difference, you’ll get them in the middle of the day, and have to force yourself not to watch them in public. the thought of him winds around your brain and keeps you distracted all day, longing for the moment you can relax in your hotel bed and get off to him.

tonight, he’s kneeling theatrically on the bed, legs spread wide and fucking into a fleshlight. god, miss you so much, he groans. miss fucking you like this. he’s sweating, damp curls sticking to his forehead, and he looks fucking obscene. all you can hear are the slick sounds of him fucking into the toy, his near-incoherent moans, shoving two fingers into yourself as you watch, enraptured. despite the eight-hour time difference, he picks up your call immediately. i need you, you gasp. sweet girl, he croons. you touchin’ yourself for me?

z - zzz (how quickly they fall asleep after)

once he’s happy you’re all taken care of, he’s out like a fucking light lmfao. throws an arm over your waist and buries his head in your hair, mumbling a sleepy love you and crashing out. the sound of his rhythmic breathing and his heartbeat thumping steadily against your back soothes you to sleep every night <3

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[bedforddanes75]

What is your top fav Gatty moment? 🖤

u kno the one where ok u=like when what the fucj am i saying. im keeping this wrttein out for arhival purposes os i can laugh at mysekf hust go to the nezt line im gonna pas out

ok. u know the guys mv. and u know the clip of george smoking and matty just sort of flops on his shoulder. that one. im so tired and im so emotional thinking about it is gonna make me cry

i literally feel sick theres tears in my eyes i need to be screened for autism ITS JUST SO SOFT. the smoke. the way he falls. the way he like nestles up. the way george has almost No reaction at all. the teeny tiny wait before he falls. the way georges mouth is just Open. georges chin. mattys hair. the way george is holding the spliff So Delicately. the way he almost looks at matty but its not properly a Look Look. i actually feel sick

[toomuchracket]

ok hear me out … office au and baby boy

i really do think they're childless in that au BUT if they ever had a baby i think they would have a little boy who's basically matty's spitting image lol. but i think he'd be far more adventurous than his dad, curious and confident just like you, which you both love but also freak out about when he hits toddler age because "oh my god he's running off again NO" lmao; when he gets older, you channel all that crazy energy into football, and drawing, and actually he loves sitting watching matty play video games, curled up on you all sweet and content. he goes to his first festival when he's a baby and his first gig when he's five, jumping around with ear defenders on and having the time of his LIFE, and even as a teenager he's still happy to tag along to the odd gig with you and matty - some of them, he chooses, and it's lowkey genius because he puts you and his dad onto new artists he's seen or heard while out with friends. music criticism is a family business, it turns out lmfao. but yes! a sweet little baby with an even sweeter father, who dotes on his son and never stops looking at him in total wonder. lovely <3

[kittykittyanon]

Hey kit

*twerks*

. ah. hm. yes,, i suppose this is something you're capable of doing in my vicinity. in my inbox,, i see.

GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ヽ( `д´*)ノヽ( `д´*)ノヽ( `д´*)ノ

[lottiecrabie]

Oh. My god.

Coming off anon to just.

My god.

oh he’s sooo professor in this. oh he wants to rant about art history so bad. he’s aching to take his jacket off and unbutton his cuff links and roll up his sleeves. oh he’s got the tartan couch all beat-up and ready. he has papers to grade and a girl to fuck

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co