#max chocolate

[max--phillips]

He 100% did that on purpose right

[isogenderskitty]

the setup of the grace & max vs steph & pete match is SO funny btw. grace dragging max to perky’s buds to protest, and steph dragging pete there to buy weed. comedy fucking gold

[gaycrittercentral]

hellooooooooo here's one of the things I drew for the stream last night! :D made this sketch sometime last week and I just thought it might be a good candidate for the old lineless treatment teehee. Well, partially lineless, anyhow. listen I just think Sam deserves some kids to cuddle lmao

also shoutout to everybody accusing Lacey of being raw or sunburnt lmaoooooo I did give her a bit of an unfortunate color scheme in retrospect ^^;

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Calling all Strakid fans:

[maxjawofficial]

What are Chocolate’s Pronouns? @hersheycountdown @hersheys

[only-one-brain-cell]

How dare they make Spencer the PERFECT PARTNER for someone and then have the nerve to not show him in a relationship that lasted more than 3 episodes.

[static-kills]

Nerdy Prudes Characters as Filipino food!

The second coming because I couldn’t stay away

Steph - Lumpia

- A popular dish for a popular girl

- Lumpia’s typically filled with meat, veggies, and sometimes fish!

- An absolutely beloved food for anyone who’s tried it

- Steph would immediately put these on her plate if she saw them at a party

Pete - Champorado

- Imagine if hot chocolate was a porridge

- This was the most obvious answer for Pete

- He’d be eating this to get through the day

- I think he’d like evap milk better w/ his champorado, but has condensed milk for his blood sugar

Richie - Tocilog

- Richie gets a nice, full breakfast of sweet cured meat, eggs, and garlic fried rice

- Another beloved food for a beloved character

- I personally believe this man would instantly get hooked on garlic fried rice

- Like suddenly he’s having it with every meal

- Packs it in a bento box for school too

Ruth - Chicken Feet

- It’s not too freaky when you actually try it!

- Just give it a chance!

- Give Ruth a chance :(

- Alternatively, she is Filipino spaghetti in ways I cannot explain

Max - Lechon

- The life of the party

- The center of attention amongst the food

- Yk the party’s gonna hit when they bring Lechon

- Max would think it’d be so fucking cool if he pulled up to a party and saw it at the food table

Grace - Brazo de Mercedes

- Super light, super airy, an almost angelic dessert

- Brazo de Mercedes is a meringue roll typically filled with some kind of custard with powdered sugar on the outside

- A dessert befitting of miss chasity herself

- I can see Grace trying it at a bakery and being astonished at how fluffy it is

- It’s like a cloud in your mouth!!

- Must be what angels eat up in heaven

[maltedmilkks]

after the night at the byer’s, billy and steve both sport the same bruises.

and it doesn’t make sense.

steve’s sure he didn’t get that many hits in, and even then, it wasn’t hard enough to give billy a shiner like his.

and the worst part is, he feels bad.

“Hey, man,” He starts, cornering billy after a particularly difficult basketball practice. billy was awful. he kept his shirt on, too, which was weird. steve was benched completely; he can barely see out of one eye, and the other is still swollen shut.

billy’s panting from practice, hunched over as if it hurts to breathe. facing his locker and not replying to steve.

“um,” steve continues. “i…feel bad about what happened this weekend. i was just looking out for the kids, y’know, and i didn’t mean to hit you that h-“

billy turns around, snarling. looking like a battered, cornered wild dog.

“oh fuck right off, harrington,” he spits, and shoulders his way out.

“dude,” steve says, curling his lip. “i’m trying to apologize to you, asshole.”

“i don’t need your apology,” billy replies, and it hurts a little.

“well maybe if you hadn’t been a racist asshole i wouldn’t have had to hit you in the first plac-“

billy seems even angrier.

“i am not a fucking racist, harrington,” he snarls, but it lacks the horror his voice used to hold because of the wounds on his face.

steve grimaces. “yeah, totally, you just attacked lucas because he happened to be the closest.”

billy looks around the locker room as if someone is watching him. nervous.

“it’s not because of that,” he mutters, chewing on his swollen bottom lip.

“then why?” steve presses. “because if i recall, he didn’t do a damn thing to you, billy.”

billy swallows and refuses to make eye contact.

“it’s my fucking dad, harrington. he finds out max is messing around with a black kid and all three of us get a shiner worse than mine. i couldn’t care less about what those little shits are doing, but he does.”

steve’s face softens.

“so you’re…taking the punches for max?”

“that’s a stupid way to put it.”

“i…” steve gapes. “why don’t you go to hopper or something? he could put your dad in j-“

“because, harrington, i’ve got nowhere to go and no one gives a shit anyway if a dad beats his son as discipline. but i can’t let him put a hand on max. she doesn’t deserve it. even if she’s a fucking bitch.”

billy shakes his head like he’s said something awful.

“now you know. congratulations, harrington. i spent all this time stealing your crown and now you know that i’m just a pussy whose dad beats him. have fun spreading that one around.”

billy turns to leave and steve catches him by the arm.

“i’m not going to tell anyone,” he says, and billy scoffs.

“i promise. i’m not like that anymore. like you said…turned bitch.”

billy laughs.

“so, what? you look at me like i’m a kicked puppy every time i come to school with my teeth knocked in? because i’d rather you spread rumors about me instead.”

steve shakes his head.

“i wont do that either. promise. i just…i dunno. can i help in any way?”

billy shrugs him off.

“do what you do, i guess. protect those little shits. i’m not as good with kids as you are, mama bird.”

steve flushed at that and grimaces.

“please do not ever call me that again.”

and they laugh. and it feels nice.

“hey, uh, are you doing anything this friday?” steve asks, and it feels natural.

“probably looking after max. parents like to go out a lot and leave me with her.”

“well, why don’t you and her come with me and we can catch a movie maybe? she can bring lucas and you two can patch things up?”

“are you asking me on a date, harrington?”

steve’s face gets even redder.

“no, i just meant-like y’know, it would be nice, and i could, um-“

“it’s cool. i’ll come by friday. 5:00? you get lucas, i’ll bring max.”

steve nods. “um, yeah. that sounds good.”

billy smiles softly. “good. and don’t pick some girly movie. max and i like slashers.”

“right. got it.”

“see ya, steve.”

billy nudges him before jogging off, undoubtably late to pick up max.

and steve is frozen. what started as an apology for his own moral compass turned into a date. steve’s going on a date? with a boy? no, it was just a joke. maybe. probably.

he hopes it wasn’t, though.

[maxphilippa]

"why did my dad used to call you babygirl"

"what if we stop talking for a while"

[dokutah-exe]

honestly i thought surtr was like some sort of hidden arknights boss or an ex-villain or something but she's just a passive mall goth lounging around and eating all my damn ice cream

[orengesz]

Carlos Sainz fans be like:

OH MY FUCKINGGGGAWD I NEED HIM SO BAD 😭😭

...

and then this is the photo

[captaint-b0]

Ladies and gentleman; raise your edible teacups for the one and only; Yakko Wonka and Max Hatter!!!!

[dracononite]

first doodle of 2023... pubby

[rustedleopard]

Dumb headcanon: Drayton treats the Polar Biome like a giant fridge and just. Squirrels away snacks by burying them in snow drifts. Lacey and Amarys insist that he's "littering" and "making tripping hazards" but Drayton insists that he's doing his civic duty both as an Elite Four member and the most senior student there by providing food for all the hungry League Club members working hard out there in the cold.

[rainbowwatermelon7]

The rest of the crew of glittery tadc!

[static-kills]

I just remembered that I forgot to properly explain my NPMD au called “The Fangs That Bite”

Basically, Steph flunks her test and has to get tutored by Pete, Richie, and Ruth in order to raise her grade and get her phone back (and they become a cute little friend group) and Max Jägerman is a funny little blood sucking fiend in the Witchwood that’s started to feast a little too close to the edge of the forest

Max gets a little too silly and kills Grace (and probably a few others) making Steph, Pete, Richie, and Ruth decide to investigate