#max tag talk

[ohana-system]

Built a tiny not-lego with Rue!

- Max

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

I’m sure half of these have been made already but oh well. I did it too now.

masterlist

[moshaeu]

an older vaniper wip that i’m bringing out because i needed something to post for fom rambling purposes LMAOO

[maxipad33]

catboy max verstappen because uhhhhhhhhh yeah!! anyways enjoy

[grogumaximus]

Three drivers from '95 and from '77 up to nowadays. If you had to put them in order, what would be your pick? Not your favorite, the ones that in your opinion the three best guys? | Pelas Pistas podcast

Clarkson: I'm sort of reminded of Michael when I look at Max Verstappen now. The sort of ruthless streak, the way that it seems the Redbull now only one guy can drive it. It reminds me of the Benetton in the mid '90s, in sort of '94 and '95. None of Michael's teammates could drive that thing anything like as well as he could.

(...) You have to put Max in it if we are going for the best three drivers since then. Do you know, I had a really interesting chat with Gerhard Berger about Max? I was interviewing Gerhard at his house in Austria. He's got one room in his house which has all of his racing memorabilia—nothing else. Any other room? There's no reference to motorsport. There's one room where all his trophies are, his old helmets, and the only helmet of any driver that he has in his house other than his own is Max Verstappen. So, that caught my eye, so I asked, 'Why Max?' And he said, 'I think Max is unbelievable.' And I said, 'How good is Max?' And he said, 'Actually, I think he might be better than Ayrton.' I said, 'That's a big statement coming from you Gerhard', given that they were teammates and friends.

[kedaked]

Me when i take things to seriously

I be making awful serious fan art and then do shit like this bro

[girbirty]

my season 4.5 theory theyre in love ... ok hear me out .

proof: max was a better boyfriend (gender neutral) to el in season 3 than mike could have ever dreamt of being ever in his entire stupid life

[arisveah]

"im faking my autism", i bemoan, whilst mentally reciting the lines of the modded repo level 10 stream as i watch the fourth perspective in 2 days.

[dear-ao3]

if anyone wants to give me like the vaguest Super Bowl updates to mankind so im not utterly lost at work this week that would be mildly appreciated

[emotional-moss]

page one of the (very short) max jagerman redemption comic with richie. bonus points if you can figure out where the dialogue is from !

i didn’t give richie the trademark terrifying jon matteson blue eyes because he doesn’t deserve that

[speedyshark95]

Versainz lore is 10 times the lore Lestappen will ever be.

[rt3nenbaum]

doubting fernando alonso can "be that guy" and win next year because he's in his mid 40s (mind you he got 8 podiums at 42 and outscored the whole midfield by himself at 43), talking about how lance stroll will never be a world champion and implying that adrian newey doesn't want to work with either of them is very brave coming from someone who scored a total of 9 points in his f1 career and was dropped in his second season before it was even over, you would expect people doing commentary for f1tv to be a little bit more respectful towards the drivers but i guess it's too much for them

[fury161]

i went to france and brought back demonic trinkets... i blacked out in a gift shop in mont st michel and woke up an hour later with these in my hand

[carpetbug]

I want more interactions! I want rose and chloe to bond over stuffed animals. I want nino and alix to pull stupid pranks on people and vandalize shit. I want kagami and nathaniel to hang out (and talk about how fun it is to draw marinette and their respective boyfriends). I want adrien and juleka to play piano and sing and make music together. I want marinette and max working together to design an entire video game. I want luka and kim to smoke weed together and have the funniest and stupidest conversation imaginable. I want ivan and alya babysitting her sisters together so he can have more experience with kids to be a stay at home dad. I want zoe and mylene to build a school garden together. yknow shit like that.

Also I want more ondine. give me more hot tall buff freckled girl right now.

[lovelylittlegrim]

Stobin headcanon that after everything both Steve and Robin go into law enforcement and become a pretty solid detective partnership. They have a really high close rate for all their cases because they’re stubborn and smart and they’ve seen some shit ™️

The only problem is that they like to do the whole good cop & Bad cop shtick during interrogations except they always forget who is supposed to be playing what role and they’re just both bad cop more often than not and now the suspect is crying (they always make the suspects cry because steve has a mean girl attitude and Robin just likes the drama of slamming her hands on the table)

And their poor chief is in the background with a headache, on the phone BEGGING hopper to take them back. And hopper has zero sympathy. He gave them a glowing recommendation for a reason. They’re good kids and great detectives but they give him ulcers.

[dear-ao3]

australia 2025 f1 qualifying. thoughts.

crofty please please please continue to flame helmet marko live on air this is absolutely hilarious (marko called gabriel bortoleto a b grade driver. gabriel (who won f3 and f2 championship his first year in both series (also done by piastri, leclerc and other people i can’t currently remember) is in a back marker car (stake) and managed to knock kimi antonelli (rookie mercedes driver also on debut. (admittedly his suspension was a little fucked) mercedes who finished fourth last year. stake finished tenth of ten) out of q1 of qualifying ON HIS DEBUT WHEN!!!! liam lawson (red bull driver and thus, on the very team that marko works for) was out in q1 after he ran across the grass and the gravel a bunch of times.) (also his save in q2 was insane) “lawson out and bortoleto through. not what the doctor ordered.” i am screaming this is so funny

also not crofty and martin comparing liam to checo. “you can almost hear the mexican fans” insane. wild.

beyond shocked at the not one but TWO WILLIAMS in q3. big improvement from australia last year (where they made alex albon drive logan sargeants car after alex crashed in practice and they had no spare chassis cause the team was being held together with an excel sheet and they thought alex would score points and then he didn’t)

ferrari. ferrari what are we doing. your tire strategy never fails to baffle me ferrari. how did they let charles run out of tires?? you have a 7x world champ on your team and you’re letting him go spin???? that being said charles provisional pole lap that was insane no one does it like him

“happy maple syrup day in canada” crofty. crofty what. also aston martin seems to continue their streak of getting everyone’s hopes up with a good q1 and then bongling it to fuck in q2.

ollie bearman i Sincerely hope that you’ve gotten all of your crashes out now and we can have a nice smooth clean happy race tomorrow. please. (he crashed twice in practice and then cause of that his gearbox crapped in qualifying)

i’m shocked and baffled that alex albon is p6. the only one who i think might be more shocked and baffled than me is alex albon himself.

BUT EVEN MORE SO! YUKI!!!! putting the visa cashapp alpha tauri racing bulls whatever it’s called this year up into P FIVE. i hope you’re watching horner and marko. I Hope You Are Watching