#may be temporary.... for now...

[synthshenanigans]

Is this ur evil twin? /j

Oh no. That is my close best buddy. I use to play Saxophone so me & Sax Shenanigans go WAY back

This fucker however-

[mid-nightowl]

…can i ask you to share more of your thoughts on fem!jaytim vibes

hi cory!!!! yes, yes i can :) <3

most of my thoughts come from this lil snippet and my tags.

my thoughts on fem!jaytim can be boiled down to this line: “Her successor fascinates her. She kind of wants to let him dissect her, little freak that he is.” 

like tim is a freak who would absolutely want to dissect and take jaye apart piece by piece just to get to the bottom of whatever the hell is wrong with her (obsessive) and jaye would let him bc she wants to know what the hell is wrong with him (affectionate). 

It’s almost a scientist and their never-ending experiment, but not quite?

like the dissection, its the act, the intimacy, the trust in being vulnerable and completely open on the table for them to see, a show and a sight but not a performance, it's the ‘i’m going to take you apart piece by piece, not to fix you or change you, but just to understand you’, and 'i’m going to get my hands dirty and dig into you, and it can be voluntarily or not, it can be with anesthesia or nothing but im going to know you whether you like it or not,' paired with 'you are going to have to cut me open to get to know me, it has to be cold and violent, it has to be artful and methodological.'

but jaye started off with ‘i want to destroy you, take you to the brink, the edge of despair and fury and hatred and let you go without any catharsis,’ kind of like capturing a wild animal, testing on it, and then releasing it back into the wild with a tag to see what it will do after being changed (will it return back to it’s normal routine or will it come back for more?)

and then tim kept coming back. and that's when jaye is like alright yeah, i'll let you rip me open and give me a name (or maybe give me back my name?) and tim does, and he does it carefully, adoringly, obsessively.

and i think tim’s obsessive focus, paired with the idea of the knife/scalpel = love, is what jaye would respond to best. she was raised in violence, and probably thinks that fighting and pain is caring and love, AND she’s never been a priority in anyone’s life. so for tim to obsess and know her in ways that no one else has before (or have even bothered) is captivating, exciting, and absolutely mind-boggling, and i think jaye would get possessive, like ‘this robin, this little freak is mine.'

i, hmmm. running out of coherent thoughts after this, so um i guess enjoy? <3

[disquiet-doll]

anyway peep bio

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ugh dawg i feel you with that heat. i'm in texas (press f for me pls) and i'm just waiting for when the powergrid goes out again. like i'm legitimately terrified of it happening during the summer. i can handle the winter cause i can bundle up but you can't do shit in the summer 😭

i winced out loud, eesh... Slamming the f button for you my dude

[unlikely-gravestones]

There's not really going to be a point for most of this but...having mild thoughts about Hob Gadlings metal bat under the bar of the New Inn.

He doesn't need a traditional "weapon", no fight will ever spell death for Hob. He doesn't need something that kills - it will never be 'me or them' bc Hob will always win out in that, always get back up. So he doesn't need something that kills. Just something to stop someone in their tracks. Hob metaphorically brings a gun to every knife fight bc not only does he have decades of soldiering and banditry behind him, but he's also just straight up immortal. No fight with other humans is going to be fair, he knows this, and it's a lot less acceptable to kill people these days anyway.

So a bat. Under the bar. Mainly because pulling it out is enough to scare most people these days, but also because Hob doesn't need to worry about getting shot before he can break some bones and knock out some teeth. Bullets won't stop him, he doesn't need to fight for his life. And if there's other people in the bar, well. The attackers are usually more inclined to focus on the guy rounding in on them with a weapon than the couple cowering behind their seats.

So there's a bat- one that's sat there for decades, with a grip that's not the original but is worn through like it might be, and a few loving dents here and there from the dense heads of bigots and people who robbed the wrong pub. The staff knows its there. It's free use. It's been pulled from its spot by bartenders and servers alike over the years, wielded as the threat it is, but Hobs been the only one to ever actually swing it. Better his conscience than theirs, he supposes.

Robert Gadlings metal bat under the New Inn bar...

[sharlmbracta]

i just dipped my fucking TOE in the water of unrealengine and it's like my entire world has shifted to the better

[mom-friendtm]

period blues

[sistersavelorn]

Thinking about Bernard telling Fran that the dress she was wearing for her date was nice in S1E3

[wishesofeternity]

okay my boss has FINALLY agreed to raise my salary

it's really not by much :/ but it's better than nothing

[bloodypeachblog]

I FUCKING GOT MY DRIVER'S PERMIT YESTERDAY!!!

Taglist for besties: @omniuravity @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered @neonvehk

[transingthoseformers]

I cannot describe how much the "Griffin rock has living dinosaurs under it" thing frustrates and intrigues me, an aspiring paleontologist. Especially since, it seems like various species (or at least look alikes of dinosaur species) of Very different geological time periods are living together. In caves. IK it's a whole cliche, finding dinosaurs living underground in this sort of hiddem world style, but... To Me, it also seems like there are a lot of geological anomalies in Griffin Rock. We aren't counting the fake volcano, that was a human made mistake that's somewhat very logical because lol humans are like that.

Large amounts of energon, whichhhh if we remember in the aligned continuity, all energon deposits were originally caches during the war and tbh I'd say personally that the rumors of griffins on Griffin Rock could've came from predacons because yeahhh there was a time period where Earth was Shockwave's sandbox. So that's definitely a possibility. .... hmm... what if the reason that Griffin Rock is more technologically advanced than the mainland is because of an Isaac Sumdak situation where a human took advantage of some technology unknowingly left behind by Shockwave, and more or less this influenced other scientists around them and while this ancient Cybertronian technology is probably not still around you can say that the effects of it are.

[fisherman-fight]

friends. romans. countrymen. phase one of me moving is done so i finally have some free time to work on the bracket

[raspberryjellybrains]

A day late, yet again, but here's my fic for Day 6 of @bakedbananners Fierrochase Week: Fruit/Blossom.

I was originally going to make it about Magnus bring transfem, but that one took too much time and I really wanted to do it right, so I scrapped that and did this one. If you want to watch Magnus barter with a tree, boy is this for you. It's not too romantic, but the romance is in the concept.

[shima-draws]

Today has been so mega stressful I just

Smacks head against wall

[ghosttownwherenoonegoes]

One shift down, one to go.😩

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look at all these doatk tumblr urls i stole