Halloween twist where a magic spell gave Jason some big (and nice) canines.
Dick: please don't start ripping out the limbs of criminals with your teeth.
Tim: please bite me with your teeth.
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do they know what personal space is.
also the fact that theo dragged liam in there to confront him? what was his goal here exactly. like just admit that you love him, gay boy.
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Mihawk unsheathing Yoru: I will stab you until your body doesn't know which hole to exsanguinate out of and hang you with your own intestines.
Shanks:
Original-
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i know i said more dom!reader blah blah blah sorry arlecchino rotted my brain severely. tmasc bunny!arle giving me severe brain damage /pos
(he/him prns used for arle)
at a glance, the big ears and small puffball of a tail might temporarily make you think Arlecchino is far sweeter then he actually is. how could anyone who looked so cute be anything but, right?
but you know better. you serve under Lord Arlecchino - literally. tucked under his desk while he makes you slobber and choke all over his strap. you barely get to breathe with his hand fisted in your hair, keeping you right where he wants you. if you've been particularly exemplary on your little missions, he might even let you sit on his lap. though whether thats worse or not is debatable, making you cockwarm him as he works. and you'd better keep quiet, too. he's not above muzzling you or just straight up shoving his fingers into your mouth to silence you while you squirm on his lap.
maybe if you last until he's done he'll fuck you properly. bend you over his desk and pound your pretty little holes until you're unable to stand. he'll still make you clean up his strap afterwards, of course.
it's when he's in a bad mood that he really gets going. sheds the act of polite, dignified little bunny. no, he's here to break you in and use you like the little toy you are. and you'll let him, won't you? drooling all over his strap when he fucks your throat raw, drags you into the nearest room the moment he sees you to watch your eyes roll back into your head as his cock stretches you out..
he's just as much of a mess as you are when he's this pent up, though. he doesn't bother keeping up appearances when he just has some pent up stress to get out. if you could even think straight you'd notice his puffball of a tail wagging and his ears drooping as he ruts into you, panting and grunting against your ear when you cum around his strap for the tenth time. you could almost swear you heard him whimper, but you'll be in a world of punishment if you mention it the next day (he absolutely did).
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Everything would've been fine if Obi-Wan had just clicker trained Anakin actually
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Anyone who meets/witnesses Lucifer: Why is he the sin of pride??? I mean he’s a bit flashy but I wouldn’t say he’s prideful… he doesn’t seem that bothered by peoples opinions…. And he’s so depressed, he spends most of his time hating himself… I just don’t get it 🤔
All of AO3/Tumblr/twitter: Let’s give this bitch the nastiest praise kink hell has ever seen… 😩👌🔥🔥🔥
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sometimes i remember that kdj called yjh hyung during kaizenix multiple times and the (ex) danmei fan in me squeals a little becuase in the chinese version it was most likely translated as "gege" .... zhonghe-gege 🥹
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bucktommy time! 💖 when you receive this message 💌 you must share at least one (1) headcanon about bucktommy being domestic! 🏳️🌈🥰
hii!! ok setting the scene - it’s a common headcanon that buck is a bit of a tactile person right, and so he likes keeping his hands busy because it calms his mind and helps him focus..AND so as many of us are, i am a big fan of tommy in reading glasses (trust, this will be important).
so at this point their relationship, buck has been staying over at tommy’s house more often than not and tommy has slowly been making more and more space for him (in his kitchen, in his bedroom, in his PANTS) and its only natural for them to start sharing clothes, right, and given the hints of bucks closet we’ve seen this season it looks like their styles and closets are starting to merge. Well last season we saw a few of tommy’s outfits (the harbor tour, the daddy issues dinner) included over shirts/shirt jackets with buttons running down the front.
so my headcanon is that buck starts wearing tommy’s jackets more and more because they’re bigger and warmer and they smell like his boyfriend, but he’s always been a tactile person and he likes to play with the buttons to center himself, but after a while they start to come loose or wobbly, and when tommy gets them back he’ll notice a button coming loose and maybe he thinks it happened in the wash, but he’s a man of many talents right? he knows how to fix a button obviously so he whips out his reading glasses and his little box of sewing supplies and he settles in for a bit of mending (sustainable king!) and while he’s at it he might as well fix the hole in the ear of jee-yun’s stuffy that he found behind the couch cushion from that time they watched her while chim and maddie had a well deserved date night, and also the tie on bucks apron that came loose after tommy found buck in the kitchen with nothing else on underneath!! (actually he has a little pile of clothes to be mended bc he’s cute like that)
and at some point buck comes home and sees his big beefy boyfriend who flies helicopters and fixes cars and does muay thai using those big strong capable fingers to delicately and meticulously mend his jacket and the glasses are slipping down the strong nose that buck loves so much (and maybe he’s wearing some loose sweats and a white tank that does insane things for his arms) and he loves that tommy cares so much about something so delicate that he has to jump his bones about it (and when tommy goes to take the glasses off buck gets a little shy and pushes them back up his nose while tommy’s fingers are playing with him NOT so delicately)!!
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on that note, I always said I wasn’t going to write yandere content (because personally I would end up dead because I simply could NOT be controlled like that) but something about yandere!Kyojuro is making my coochie flutter so. Yeah. The notes app is open.
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Thinking about pastel goth Hazel and then remembering there's other goth subcultures and I'm doing a quick search bc im not v familiar w/ them but from a few glances of the different fashions:
Hazel: Pastel goth/Gothic lolita
Nico: Emo goth
Bianca: Mall goth
Macaria: Pin-Up goth
Melinoe: Nu-goth
Zagreus: Glam goth
Hades: All his clothes are just black or dark-coloured, what the fuck is an "aesthetic"/Corporate goth (for meetings. Or to make his nephew realize he's bisexual)
There's a lot of subcultures and I am not good with fashion and trying to find examples (especially for men's looks) of the various subcultures was. hard, but I think it's pretty good rep of my various headcanons on how they dress!
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
. what am i supposed to do with this.
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A conversation from earlier about cults in slasher films got me thinking about a cult dedicated to Sukuna that’s been around for ages. In recent years, they worry more about preparing themselves for his next coming and search far for his next vessel. They inevitably come across a young Yuuji and kidnap him, brainwashing him and prepping him to be a proper vessel for Sukuna.
Then, once Yuuji hits 21, the cult surprises him with the gift of an individual draped in white. They’re the most beautiful person he’s ever seen and have been proclaimed to be his bride to be.
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Everyone can do anything they want! But I guess it makes me a little sad that a contingent of fandom really wants spoiled!prince!Xie Lian. Like if it's an amnesia fic or time travel, I get it. But people really want Xie Lian, scrap collector for 800 years, to be judgy about fashion, to find pillows that aren't silk too rough for his royal head; they really want him to have a singular eye for jewels and art; they want him to have singular palate even though a large point is made that his cooking terrible and he doesn't quite know it; they want him to be snooty and a little particular and just a little arrogant.
And that's so completely the opposite of who Xie Lian is by the end of the book that I find it weird to read in fic.
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i'm only here to spread my harvey agenda and then go
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Genuinely curious, why is boothill in S rank? Since hes a cyborg i didnt think he would be able to burp and all
This is all conjecture as I've only seen the animations for him. I'm biased maybe a little because I've run into the same problem with Genos and even he eats a lot too.
But this is because of combination of a couple of his animations, which is he actually eats/swallows his bullets and as it shows in his his ult, he has enough control either bringing it back up or burping the bullet back up that he uses it. That's some masterful control over his digestive system, whatever it is. Plus he's a cyborg instead of full android.
The thing I laugh at is first, he won't like stand up straight even though he gets the very nice looking hip swing (it just has to be murder on his spine) and second, if he wasn't a cyborg, his outfit would be slutty/manwhorish/whatever you want to call it because his shirt is essentially a crop top to show off the bottom of his pecs, abs, and hips the whole time. The only difference is the metal skin then blends in with the rest of his outfit.
Plus we're dealing with places that has dreams, space trains, magic, and other scientific advances. There's no reason why a cyborg couldn't burp. He might fall down in rankings once actually get to know him, but there's at least solid evidence that he burps OFTEN, he likes to show off, and likes explosions and even be sexy on purpose (I see those hips and then his kicks). Right now, the evidence is stacked in his favor for him being a big burper. Not sure on eating, though I often think they go hand in hand.
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