i am a waitress who is meant to be here :) i’m an fbi agent and the story im recounting is definitely about chasing a thief and not about *being* the thief :) i have had real live human friends before :) let me into your workplace
I'll never understand f1 driver's refusal to call each other friends. Mate you're spending almost every weekend together, more if you're teammates, and regularly schedule padel dates on top of that. Sounds like friends to me.