#md sfw age regression

[eclipsepuppies]

MD age/pet regression art dump!

[sillys-little-blog]

J regressing comic or smth like that (cw: mention of scary stuff that happens in Md 😓)

[pukefactory]

✦ . ⁺ METAL AND HONEY ⁺ . ✦

⊹ Summary: A compilation of headcannons featuring Uzi as your caregiver

⊹ Character(s): Uzi (Murder Drones)

⊹ Genre: Headcanons, Fluff, SFW

⊹ Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!

⟢ Upon discovering that you’re an age regressor, she was surprisingly understanding and oddly excited about the revelation. Why? Because she has someone to drag around everywhere, of course! You’re her new little sidekick.

⟢ She falls into the edgy big sister archetype, keeping you safe whilst dragging you into mischief. These ventures often end up with you acquiring some type of injury, but big sister Uzi has plenty of cool band-aids ready (and apologetic kisses but keep your mouth shut).

⟢ Her pet names for you are exclusively ‘kid’, ‘kiddo’ and the occasional ‘little planet destroyer’. In conjunction, Uzi really likes it when you refer to her as ‘big sis’ but she’ll also tolerate ‘Zizi’.

⟢ Uzi doesn’t tolerate cranky ones well, so if you’re being fussy it’s right to the time out corner with you. She’s pretty easy to persuade - give her an apology with some big puppy eyes and you’ll be off that step in no time. It’s difficult for her to be stern with you.

⟢ She has the best stuffies in town! Ravens, wolves, skele cats, dragons, the coolest plushies you’ve ever seen. Be nice to your big sis and she’ll let you borrow one of your choice for sleepy time.

⟢ That being said - she loves playing with them with you. She gives all the plushies stupid little voices to make you giggle. She thinks her British accent is incredible and perhaps you're inclined to agree.

⟢ Need a nap? No problem; she’ll let you sleep in her bed and simultaneously watch over you and her anime. She throws a bunch of cute, cozy blankets over you for extra measure.

⟢ She holds your hand at all times. Whether it’s playing outside or going on another one of her ventures, her hand is glued to yours no matter what’s happening. If you let go, even for a second, she’s quick to notice and rushes to grab you. It can be annoying, Uzi is well aware of it actually, but she just wants to make sure you’re safe.

⟢ If you have a biting fixation she’ll let you chew on something, primarily her tail when the Solver begins to irritate her. In fact, if anyone annoys Uzi, she will command you to bite them as if you were an attack dog. If you do what you’re told she’ll let you bring one of her plushies outside on your next trip.

⟢ You wanna watch cartoons? It’s a good thing that Uzi pirated a bunch of cartoons alongside her anime; you have choices upon choices and she’ll gladly watch them all with you.

[spookyangeladdams]

house, wilson and the team look after you while you’re regressed at work

DNI APPLIES 🤨🤨🤨

[arkanekit]

cg! hilson & little!ducklings moodboard

heaps of laundry that wilson does / 💼 / playing doctor / 🐻 / bickering / 💉 / sarcastic welcome mats / 🦯 / coffee stains / ☕️ / cameron making house wear a tiara / 📔 / chase and foreman pillow fighting

my requests are open!

[ur-fav-is-agere]

House from House

Is a troublemarker/doctor caregiver!

[gilearstimboards]

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Regressor!Dr. James Wilson Stimboard

Sibling Jimmy!

Credits: x x x | x x x | x x x

[babyboobeth]

House MD AgeRe!

Caregiver Headcanons

House takes you to work a lot, he doesn't really care about HIPPA and likes to keep an eye on you

You usually stay in his office, there's a basket of toys under his desk for you

House lets you swear when you're little, he doesn't see any harm in it and actually tends to find it quite cute He plays catch with you a lot, unable to run around Late at night sometimes he'll take you on a drive on his motorbike, no destination just you, him, the bike and some jazz music He let's you "help" with tests so you feel included. He'll call you stupid like he does with his staff but he'll also praise everything you do well Foreman is like an uncle to you and is the go-to babysitter if House needs to talk face-to-face with a patient

He loves doing puzzles with you, whether super complicated or simple 4 piece baby puzzles He takes your health seriously but is in no way a helicopter parent He lets you learn lessons the hard way but he'll always pick you up when you fall You and him make music together a lot, you have toy versions of all his instruments House would let you sleep in his bed after a nightmare. He'd pretend to be annoyed but he'd stroke your hair as you drift off He lets you call him "soft" names like "daddy" and "baba" but only when you're alone together If you do something worthy of punishing his typical go to is to make you write lines or apology letters

[skydensen]

Caregiver!wilson headcanons

(been obsessed with him sm lately, he is my cg and I won’t let you say otherwise :(

Headcanons!

⭐️A very empathetic caregiver! He is already sensitive and caring when he is not on full caregiver mode, but whenever his little cries or feels overwhelmed he just can’t help but be overprotective and feel a lot for his little, he might even cry just like his little is doing

⭐️Loves to watch the cartoons or movies you watch when you’re regressed with you! At the start he just wanted to accompany you while you watched your cartoons and keep an eye on you, but he can’t deny that he has grown to love them too!

⭐️Very worried! Wilson has an eye on you almost 24/7 whenever you regress, making sure you don’t do stuff that might hurt you, and making sure you don’t do stuff that you’re too little to do, and if you ever do get hurt he panics and makes sure it isn’t serious, if you guys are at his home then he will go over to his bathroom where he keeps the med kit immediately after.

⭐️Serious about bedtimes! He can be a little strict about what time you go to bed but it’s only because he cares about your well being and doesn’t want you to fuss when you have to wake up.

⭐️On the same note, he also makes sure you do the things you’re supposed to do everyday, like brushing your teeth, bathing and eating, if you’re big enough to do them yourself he will gently remind you to do these until you to do (he won’t stop insisting until you do, and no, he will not give up) but if you’re feeling too little he will help you through them or do the activities himself (he will brush your teeth and feed you)

⭐️As he is a doctor, he always gets worried whenever you present any symptoms of getting sick, a slight cough? He will worry, little headache? Tell him all about it. If you were to actually get sick enough to have to go to the hospital he will try to be by your side all of the time, holding your hand and helping you through the hard parts of it (for me needles!)

⭐️He tries to avoid taking care of a little while House is around, but it ends up being inevitable and he will just warn him a concerning amount of times to be nice to you (uncle house can actually be very fun, but he is also a big prankster, and if one of his pranks gets out of control you better believe Wilson will completely scold him for it)

⭐️Loves the nickname “kiddo!” One of his to-go nicknames for his little whenever he has to take care of one (not for a regressed house of course, he doesn’t like nicknames much)

⭐️PLUSHIES! It is canon that he has a cute doctor bear plushie in his office and he always lets you play with it as well as buying you new ones whenever he has the chance!

[yote-paws]

quick little doll doodle!!

[sillys-little-blog]

Teasing

N: it’s okay V you can talk to us about anything! J: yeah V quit acting like a baby

V: [side eye]

[pacifier version hehe]

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⋆.˚ MARIGOLD ICE CREAM ⋆.˚

✮ Summary: A compilation of headcannons featuring J as your caregiver

✮ Character(s): Serial Designation J (Murder Drones)

✮ Genre: Headcanons, Fluff, SFW

✮ Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!

⪼ It took J an unusually long time to grasp what you wanted and the reasoning behind it. At first, she seemed hesitant, but then she realized she’d have a small agent by her side at all times. Suddenly, the thought of looking after you didn’t seem so bad. After all, having a tiny sidekick would reflect well on her.

⪼ J adopts a role reminiscent of a strict yet caring mother. She’s assertive and demanding, always pushing you to do your best. However, unlike her usual interactions with others, she’s never harsh or disrespectful toward you. She places significant importance on your well-being and safety, but in return, she expects you to follow her rules. Disobedience or wandering off without her approval is not tolerated. As your caregiver, she insists on your cooperation and adherence to her guidance.

⪼ She often calls you “champ” or “little champ,” believing it suits you perfectly, especially when you excel at your tasks. However, when she thinks you’re not paying attention, she’ll refer to you as “sweetheart” when speaking about you to others—never directly to your face. Just don’t let her know you’re aware of this, as it would undoubtedly embarrass her. As for herself, J prefers to be addressed as “ma’am” or “miss,” though she’ll tolerate “momma” as long as no one else is present.

⪼ J isn’t particularly affectionate, but she does express her care through words of affirmation. If you follow her instructions precisely, she’ll shower you with compliments. On rare occasions, if you exceed her expectations, you might even get a quick head pat. Additionally, you can expect plenty of thumbs-ups and the occasional company pen as tokens of approval.

⪼ Surprisingly, she enjoys helping you choose and put together your outfits. Her goal is for you to appear tidy, polished, and perhaps overly studious. She assists you into your clothes, smooths out wrinkles, and fixes any imperfections. After stepping back to inspect her work, she’ll nod approvingly and say, “Looking good, champ.” To complete the look, she’ll even give you an armband that matches her own.

⪼ When the two of you aren’t preoccupied with ambiguous company tasks and find a moment to relax, J enjoys reading to you. She lets you rest your head on her lap, often lulling you to sleep with her calm, steady voice. Sometimes, though, it’s the subject matter—like a dull book about stocks—that puts you to sleep instead. Either way, you don’t mind, as it gives you an excuse to use her legs as a comfortable pillow for a few hours.

⪼ Although holding your hand might make her seem less intimidating to others, J doesn’t mind. She prioritizes keeping you close over maintaining her imposing image, ensuring you don’t wander off or end up in harm’s way. If you ever feel daring and try to escape, her long tail will quickly wrap around your arm, pulling you back to her side. To her, staying near is the only way to keep you safe.

⪼ No matter the time, place, or circumstances, J would rather face dismantling than allow any other disassembly drone to babysit you, even for a moment. A mix of paranoia and pride drives her belief that V and N are entirely unfit to care for you in a way that meets her standards. To J, they are reckless, incompetent, and far beneath her. She would much rather keep you by her side, even if your presence hinders her productivity. In her mind, she’s the only one truly capable of ensuring your well-being—after all, you didn’t gravitate toward her without a reason.

⪼ She will never allow you on the battlefield—absolutely not. In her eyes, you’re far too small, inexperienced, and valuable to be exposed to such danger. Instead, she assigns you simpler responsibilities, such as tracking worker drones and reporting their locations, performing minor repairs on the landing pod, sharpening her claws, and other safe, manageable tasks. These keep you out of harm’s way. Should you ever attempt to fight, be ready for an unforgettably long lecture and time out.

⪼ Littles like you are bursting with energy and need a proper outlet for it. When J notices you getting especially restless, she’ll take you to a secluded spot where you can release all your pent-up excitement. She carefully observes as you dart around like a wild creature finally set free. To keep you entertained, she’ll toss small objects nearby for you to chase and retrieve. Sometimes, she’ll even guide you through simple exercises to wear you out completely. Once you collapse from exhaustion, J knows you’re finally ready to relax.

[darlingdespairstims]

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CG! James Wilson Stimboard

Request for myself

Note ; Wilson brainrot.. 🙁

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[arkanekit]

little cameron with caregiver house & wilson… house is her favorite and everyone knows it, but that’s because house is the actually fun parent and wilson is the tries-to-be-fun-but-fails-tremendously parent. cameron breaks all the rules with house because he lets her (he’s whipped but will not ever admit it) and wilson is pinching his nose bridge, growing gray hairs, feeling years being shaved off his lifespan because dear god, it’s like he has two toddlers

[nostalgiclittlespace]

Dr. House Agere Moodboard

TW: Needles

Images are from Pinterest!

Okay but I need more House MD agere content!!! CG House, somebody, please 😭😭😭😭😭

[mattsqueakerdraws]

Sleeping Little N