need more dad bakugou content so badly... that fic u wrote was just too cute and i can't stop thinking about it 🥺😭
PLEASE i keep thinking about how he brings it up before yall have any kiddos 🥺 like kirishima announces he's having his third and it just gets to him, for some reason 🥺 he goes home and can't stop thinking about it 🥺 and it GROSSES HIM OUT bc WHY is he thinking about that shithead having another kid like WHY is he so wrapped up in it 🙄 — but then he goes over to their house or something and it's so loud and chaotic but everyone seems so happy 🥺 and then he goes home and — it's quiet 🥺 just the two of you 🥺 and he's happy with that, he is !!!!!! but 🥺 he starts thinking about having some wild child jumping up and down on the couch or doing cartwheels in the living room WAAAHHHH
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Ok so hear me out…what if there was a gym au with all the boys…🤔
You meet Joel in the weights section. He helps you with your form and then helps you with your aches afterwards 🤭
Javi P is a cardio king, he’s gotta be able to run after all. You meet him at the treadmills but he has a better suggestion for some cardio you can do together 🫠
Dieter is in a dance or aerobics class. He’s good with a rhythm, and it always boosts his serotonin. He takes you out dancing afterwards and we know where that leads 😌
Ezra is doing yoga. He loves the stretch. He helps you perfect your downward facing dog form 😏
I can’t think of any other boys rn but…what if…what if I’ve been thinking too much about this…what if I opened a new doc…
GIDEON?!?!?!?!
*raven.exe has stopped working*
I'M DEAD???
Me @ this:
Okokok so hold on lemme catch up with your big beautiful brain!!
Joel is DEFINITELY weights. He's hovering behind you, acting as your spotter, and then he puts his gigantic warm hands all over you: "correcting your form darlin' ". he chats a mile a dozen about his girls as he distracts you while you wheeze your way through the last set! he blushes all the way to the tips of his ears trying to ask you out before he absolutely destroys your 🐈 in the car???
Omg YOU DID NOT JUST BRING SWEATY JAVI P INTO THIS IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG. I WILL DO CARDIO WITH HIM ANY DAY !! (Idk if i can keep up but i bet he can make me 😉😉) ok but he gets on the elliptical with that tight butt and he definitely catches you staring SHAMELESSLY.
Oooooh but you're so right about Dieter?? You know those Zumba or pole dancing classes??? YEP THAT'S WHERE DIETER IS. the man can move his hips!! He will absolutely one hundred percent give u a lap dance. Idec that im so far off your idea rn i just want his sweaty curls on top of me.
I haven't really dipped my toe in the Ezra fandom yet, but that blonde streak of hair is very distracting. And that voice 🥵🥵🥵 yes please bend me in a pretzel sir 🫠🫠🫠
What if you opened the google doc... what if i wrapped u in a blanket burrito and made out with you (with consent ofc)... what if i fed u snacks... what if i proposed marriage..
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i think my boyfie likes me soooo much and my friend planted the idea my head that I’m the only person that can make him lose his composure ( and he’s very well put together) SO easily and I can get him to short circuit by just but giving him a passing glance and it makes me so evil ☝🏽☝🏽 he just likes me so much and i want to tell him he’s pretty boy to his face and tell him i like him so muchhh and he’s so handsome to meeee eheheeheheeeeee ☺️☺️☺️☺️
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me: certainly i will not encounter the final straw today
harvard square: (exists)
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the dumbest way I watch toxic masculinity play out in my daily life is that in the climbing gym people will scrape their knee or whatever and gym bro guys will always be like "I dont need a bandaid im fine" about it. motherfucker I dont actually care about your scraped knee, I care about the fact that if you don't cover it you're going to get blood (biohazard) on surfaces that OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO CLEAN. I've had to climb a wall one handed carrying a stupid spray bottle and brush bc some idiot decided that not appearing so effeminate as to need a bandaid meant that it's their god given right to smear blood across the wall.
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"average person falls in love a little bit every day with someone new" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person falls in love with 0 people per day. Crushes Georg, who lives in cave & falls in love with over 10,000 people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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hey so clearly I am not the most bestest art person, but it is very important to me that you all know you can lift a person by their climbing harness
I have witnessed this happen at least twice:
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