#me beetch

[tokyo-debunker-memes]

Jin, sees MC walking: She’s pretty…

Tohma: Well go talk to her.

Jin: I don’t know what to say.

Luca: Just be yourself.

Tohma: Say something nice.

Jin: Which one? I can’t do both

[the-sonic-crew]

Anyway I send truck to you 5 million charmy they buzz like bee and say FUCK

These are new ones we do not need

Vector, bring out the stuff.

*nods, walks away, and comes back with 69 Gallons of bee repellent and pours over all 20,005,000,001 Charmy's, they all die*

[post-punk-post-twink]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

I wish the atla fandom treated the show /characters like the creators of bojack horseman treated their show/characters. only fans of both shows will get what i mean by this.. tbest i can describe it is. the atla fandom is just.. soo.weirdly. Hateful.. ..

[taegularities]

but wait im a bit worried now looool (i know, what's new), did you guys enjoy cmi9? for those who read? would we still enjoy more chapters and drabbles and continuation? :'D

[theflirtmeister]

I need columsilas bed excerpt pls. Also I demand one of “knife” bc why is it just. Knife.

here.... columsilas... the boys:

“Si?” He says, voice grainy with sleep. “Are you okay? Are you hurt?” “I had a nightmare.” Silas says, voice of all but twelve. “I dreamt of the Resurrection, and I had ascended, but you were not with me.” Colum relaxes slightly at the news that Silas is not facing imminent death, but doesn’t move. “You’re not allowed to sleep in here anymore.” He says gently. “It’s against the rules.”

knife is a fic i have been, again, working on since November and i HATE IT, I have rewritten this bitch so many fucking times:

Someone starts to die wetly in the doorway of the Audio Lab. Mark thinks it might be the technician, the one he used as a shield when the other officer started shooting. He cocks his head to one side like a dog, listening to her little gasps. “Hoffman.” Peter says. “Yes?” Mark rolls his hips again as he listens to the woman choke. He’s half hard, Peter not far behind. They could get off together on the floor, Mark grinding Peter slow until he came with a moan inside his boxers.

[snekdood]

hate that I had an enlightenment moment when I was like 17/18 that making fun of people is shitty and pointless, and then I felt like I had to dust off my old skills of knowing what to say to make someone pissed off or upset to defend myself against my abuser bc thats the kind of person they are and ik that was the only way to defend myself and Not Seem Weak And Like A Pushover or whatever so they leave me alone, and then I started making fun of people ironically, and then I started doing it unironically, and now I try to warn people not to be like that because I still dont enjoy it and still find it shitty and pointless yet I feel like I have to do it socially bc if I don't then people think they can walk all over me or some shit ? ??? ?? ???

[anemxvisions]

Me: I really want this Childe pin but his hoop is complete what should I do?

Impulsive thoughts: buy it, buy bigger hoop get more pins

[vampirefrumspace]

Some anon just devided to bodyshame my listeners?? I feel like that shouldnt be a thing? Why did i get an inbox ask telling me charlie and auron (all the yv boys rlly) would be disgusted by my listeners because i made them fat and ‘people dont like fat girls’ ??

Im not lettin it bother me but danggit maybe i should draw my rook to be bigger aswell. Especially with the bew episode. FAT AND PROUD ORACLE THANK YOU ALL 🫡🫡🫡!!

You know what, as a matter of fact, all of my listeners will all now be practical self inserts and will all be ‘fat’

Because im a petty beetch and i aint skinny.

I love women. I dislike haters 😛😛😛

[silvermoon424]

GUESS WHERE I'M WRITING THIS FROM

MY NEW PC BEETCH

It's not fully decorated yet, but I wanted to show it off anyway! Thank you so much to my amazing partner @joestarluxe for building her for me as a birthday gift 🩷🩷🩷

[apt502-if]

I love killing them with kindness. Oh you're gonna be mean to me? You want to make fun of me? Here, I brought you this nice thing, I helped you with this. Be dumbfounded idiot. You wanna keep being mean to me? You wanna keep making a fool of yourself? Be my guest. I. Made. Cupcakes. Beetch.

☺️😇🖕

and M self-destructs because they don't know how to handle a kind MC :P

[longm]

Rescue Bots posting incoming

I think what really caught me off-guard when I started watching RB is Heatwave's personality. I've only really seen screenshots and art of him before, and I always kind of assumed that he's, like, your standard wise and noble team leader who is always righteous and things like that (pretty much like Optimus Prime is?).

However, once I've actually watched the show - it was awesome to find out that Heatwave is, like, THE sassiest beetch of Cybertron :DDD Don't get me wrong - he is still a leader that always looks out for his team/family and puts rescue work above all else - but he WILL complain about how he's not given enough credit and especially when his human firefighting partner Kade is being annoying to him. And every time he doesn't like something he GROWLS? HELLO??

Anyway this is the clip that inspired this post:

[saintobio]

everyone i just got two of my wisdom teeth removed and didn’t expect it to hurt like a beetch 😖 please be patient w me with sy bcos the pain i’m dealing with rn isn’t the kind of pain i’d write for gojoyn bahahah

[thatfoxnamedfinley]

The Motherfucking Consequence aka Dark Age thoughts

holy SHIT

holy FUCK

I was just up until 4AM finishing this book

It was so...........GOOD

Nearly flawless!

The CAST!

The PLOT!

THE STAKES!

DARRRRROOOWWWWW

ok spoilers under the cut bitches

I have been left in the crumpled ruins of this book

where do I begin, like where do I even START

Ok ok ok holy fuck I'm already cackling

The first part was PERFECTION. Back and forth with Darrow and Lysander.

HERE I AM YOU DEVIANT BITCH. THE MOTHERFUCKING CONSEQUENCE

DARROW YES THIS IS WHAT I LOVE TO SEE

The Storm Gods and Orion (r.i.p baby girl) and Lysander describing Darrow as he comes to battle

GOOSIES BITCH

"If you hear wolves, find me. Only a legion accompanying the Slave King is permitted the howl. If you hear it, he is coming."

How the howls announce Darrow and Lysander describing how Darrow fights is CRAZZZYYYY Like he knows where a strike is coming without having to see it

Lysander watching Darrow carve his way through the troops like a DARK SOULS BOSS

Then Darrow is gone as quick as he came after destroying everything in his path

Lysander being Mr. "The Genius of His Violence" talking about Darrow XD

*Beginning of next chapter*

D A R R O W

"We brush away light resistance."

LMMMFFAAAOOOOO ok go off king

Seeing Darrow at the peak of his fighting is SO COOL to see.

I made an audiobook bookmark cackling at someone calling Apple a muscled walking penis LMAO

Ephraim was SO enjoyable. His chapters were so much more lighthearted and funny even though the content of his chapters was not (VOLSUNG FAAAA holy fuck).

"Someone starts to say Freihild is deft in all things. Yeah yeah shutup." lmmaaooooo

R.I.P Eph

Especially right after he was able to reunite with Volga....

And PAX PILOTING THAT AIRSHIP and the people of Mars being ride or dies for Reaper is so so fucking good

SO GOOD

I had goosies

Lyria's story was much better this time around (lmfao when she was playing stupid to get close to Duncan by grinding on his dick LMAO and then she literally dunked him in acid) as she was one of my complaints from Iron Gold. But she, Victra and Volga were great. And that...parasite? In her brain wtf it can detects like heat signatures but I have no clue it's purpose.

Victra is such an interesting character because I go back and forth on her a lot. I still don't understand how she and Sevro work. Sometimes I'm like FUCK YES GO VICTRA

Like when she was unleashed after her baby was killed (omfg) and she was just POUNCING on people and killing and tearing and I was like YEEEEESS VICTRA BITCH GO GO GO GOGOG OGG OGOG O!!!!!

But then when she was acting nuts after Electra and Pax were first taken I was like

Harmony finally dying A+

I can't believe how far gone and radical she was (the child wives WTFFFF)

Volsung Fa being Ragnar's father I did not see coming. I want him vs Darrow so bad

I want Darrow vs anybody so bad tbh

I love when Darrow wins *cries in Dark Age*

r.i.p Sefi she got fucked up bad and it's nuts that all it took was someone like Volsung Fa to completely take over the Obsidians and make them hungry for war again. I'm very curious his part in the story and what his plans are. He wants war on everyone so....what? So Obsidian can rule? I think they will be a huge factor turning the tides of the war.

LYSANDER. He's a great character but I hate him. I understand what he's trying to say the Pierce Brown has done a very good job with finding nuance in the ways that others look at Darrow and how he can be perceived as a villain.

BUT IM STILL TEAM REAPER BEETCHES IF YOU'RE ON ANY OTHER TEAM BLOCK ME

TEAM REAP 5EVA

He wants Gold to rule again, to "sheppard" the other colors because they're incapable of being on their own in his view. He wants the society back but with more checks on power but as we've seen, most Golds are not capable of that.

So like...what do we do? We either have them in power or kill all of them? What's the medium? Where does this war END? HOW? Then at the end when all hope is lost, when he MORTALLY WOUNDS Darrow (I was SCREAMINGgGGGGG) and CASSIUS?

CASSIUS?

BRO where WERE you

wtf!!! he's pops up like "lol brooding again huh" while Darrow has a slingblade sticking out of his body with no hope left

The legend of Darrow grows, the weight of his name as Reaper and the gravity of battles when he's on the field is AMAZING. I love it i love him so much please let him survive through this series he deserves HAPPINESS

"I would die for the truth that all men are created equal."

my king

Pax slowly understanding the burden on his father is a nice touch and Electra is just like her parents lmao a little helion

YO THE COUP

When Virginia was like *squints around* something is wrong

and whenever Pierce Brown has one of his characters say something is wrong then something is REALLY FUCKING WRONG

They killed DAXXOOOOO nooooooooo and Dancer too *sits silently*

Here's the thing, Dancer wasn't on Virginia's side until he had to be and I don't like that. I feel like...he wasn't meant to be written to be unlikeable but I haven't liked him in Iron Gold or here in Dark Age

Good riddance Red Hand

I have no idea what's going to happen in Light bringer but I'm going to start it tonight, godspeed my goodman

ps GOOSIES when Mars formed that slingblade and Virginia was like "Mars endures." yo Mars is the GOAT

pss Diomedes im super interested in, he seems honorable and Cassius is alive so...ALLLLYYY??????? pls pls pls pls pls

YO ATLANTIA IS FUCKING NUTS

so is Lysander

so is Apple

so is Ajax

r these people ok

because they're all barely held together by a single string

not sure how I feel about the Jackal clone tbh but Lilath is also nuts

*sits up suddenly*

WAIT WHERE IS SEVRO

I wish we had more of Ephraim in the future tbh...

[sixeyescurseuser]

part 2

“Satoru? What color are your eyes?” Geto asks one day, when they’re sprawled on the couch together. Gojo’s head is pillowed on Geto’s chest, where the snakes happily nestle in Gojo’s fluffy hair. 

“Hm, blue.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

Geto is silent for a long moment. 

“I bet they’re magnificent,” Geto says, then startles when Gojo lifts up slightly, one hand tugging underneath the blindfold. “Satoru, whatever you’re planning to do, stop it.”

“Darling, I’ll keep my eyes closed, I promise,” Gojo solemnly swears. He waits until Geto gives his consent before lifting the blindfold off, diligently keeping his eyes glued shut.

Geto observes the shape of his lover’s closed lids, how his eyes contribute to his facial structure, and the white color of his lashes. 

“Pretty, right?”

Geto nods. “Hn.”

Geto still doesn’t trust himself without the trusty barrier of the blindfold.

Thus, he brings a hand up to cover Gojo’s closed eyes, and leans in for a kiss.

***

Gojo buys Geto a pair of his own special-grade glasses that block Geto’s entire field of vision, ensuring he can see perfectly fine while others will never make direct eye contact with him. 

It’s certainly an adjustment for Geto because the glasses, shaped like visors, feel very restricting. His snakes hiss at the glasses because they don’t don’t like not being able to see Geto’s eyes. 

But the glasses do give Geto more confidence in leaving the cottage to prevent him from freezing any innocent bypassers. 

***

Once, when Geto is out on his own, he spots a couple kids wearing the same style uniform as Gojo often does. Jujutsu Tech!

Geto decides to watch over them. 

Thank fucking god he did, because there’s no way in hell whoever the fuck is in charge just let these kids walk straight into a curse’s domain. 

Before Yuji switches with Sukuna, Geto intercepts and annihilates the other special grade, even without the powers of his eyes. Once the job is done, Yuji jogs up to his side.

Yuji: “Hey, thank you so much-GAH?“

At the speed of light, Geto pulls Yuji out of the crumbling domain and disappears.

The first years are completely bamboozled by what happened!

(Yuji: “Gojo-sensei, that special curse showed up again today! Well it didn’t need to help because Kugisaki and Fushiguro and I had everything handled, but I could feel it watching. Isn’t that weird?”

Gojo: “Huh, that is strange indeed.”)

Afterward, Geto presents Sukuna’s finger to Gojo. Gojo realizes Geto was looking after his students, and falls even deeper in love with him. 

***

Yuuta learned early on who Geto was because once Geto was watching over him but Rika was not having it! 😭

She was like “Who is this beetch?” and tries to off Geto, who flees and never looks back. 

The snakes want to pick a fight with Rika so badly, but Geto has to shush them because he’s not sure even HE could take on this kid’s curse. 

Also, Geto is technically supposed to be exorcized. That’s what Gojo told the higher-ups, that he had successfully defeated the infamous curse Geto Suguru. 

Gojo has to do damage control, of course. 

“You have Rika, and I have Suguru,” Gojo says with a shrug. “Simple as that.”

Beside him, Geto’s jaw drops open from the total lack of explanation by the fool that owns his heart. From behind his glasses, Geto pities the way the wheels furiously turn in Yuuta’s mind. 

Rika pops out jus to growl at Geto. 

Great. Good talk everyone. 

Yuuta: “You’re telling me you’re in love with THE special grade, Geto Suguru, who’s been alive for centuries and has been constantly compared to the king of curses, SUKUNA??”

Gojo gives him a thumbs up while Geto smiles with sharp teeth. 

***

Gojo Satoru is known as the strongest sorcerer alive, but that doesn’t stop Geto from being incredibly protective of him. While out on a date, Geto brings up the higher ups that clearly do not give a shit about overworking his beloved.

“Say the word and I’ll kill them.”

“I thought you didn't like killing?” Gojo asks with a cheeky smile. He takes a sip of his milkshake, then bumps his foot against Geto’s under the table. 

“Satoru, I’m a curse and they are assholes. It’s the natural order of things,” Geto sniffs. His snakes hiss in agreement, very excited at the prospect of killing for Gojo. 

Gojo extends his hand out, palm facing up. Geto slides his hand on top. Interlocking their fingers, Gojo conveys all the adoration he can through his uncovered eyes, hoping it penetrates through the special-grade glasses Geto wears.

“I love you too. My one and only.”

***

w/ @no-one-says-hi

[blackbat05]

Me: Oh, USO is over! I can rest my sports fan cells.

Beijing: HAHAHAAH beetch you thought, jokes on you!