#me using blaine for this: haha funny

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

i keep feeling this sad girl by pool.jpeg is blainecore

[cursed-princess-club]

Hellu, hi, it's a me!

We miss cpc, I miss cpc and so my mind has been frolicking about somewhere and a thought occured.

What do you think CPC genderbend names would be? Like ofc Whitney fits perfectly either way. BUT I wonder, what names would work bc my brain is currently not working and conjuring up names like Fredolina and Blainia for some reason.

I'd like to say I am and will never be good at naming things, my new pokemon file is proof of that.

I'm also curious about the harder names like Calpernia, which is latin and not as popular or well used as the alternative Calpurnia which is Julius's wife. But tbh I dont wanna call male Calpernia, Julius nor Caesar.

WAHH GOSH I MISS CPC TOO </3 it's been months... the blorbos will be back soon ....i believe in them...

(on the pokemon files: I FEEL YOU LMAOOO the way i choose names i just. go with whatever i think of at the moment)

mocha n' i did some brainstorming on this together... and came up with gregory for gwendolyn (greg and gwen both the shorter version!!), plus mario for maria and lorenzo for lorena ofc. i think it would be funny if jamie was just the Same with the added funny of the twins having the white names haha- BUT mocha came up with jaye for jamie!! which is awesome cause like it can be heard as just Jay but it also has an E at the end which is JUST like jamie

plaid princes time!! i LOVE bianca or blaire for blaine. blaire maybe more since it's only a letter off, but they both have that Rich Mean Girl vibe. or at least blaire does. bianca though ... i could totally imagine fitting with blaine's ogre of the opera look?? BIANCA: cool and dark and mysterious n shit!!

lance: lana, leia, lane, something like that i think works!! this is kinda a stretch but i hc lance's full first name being lancelot and lancelot -> charlotte ( because of the lot Ha)

FREDERICK!! there's fredericka obviously but i love the vibes of francine for frederick, feels very nice and bookish like he/she is. and the fran nickname!! :)

for prez we were lookin at names with cal and that brought us to Calvin and Callum and could you imagine. caesar does have some sort of symbolism narrative sense maybe but it's also freakin caesar like no wonder you'd prefer to be called prez at that point (I JEST) please envision caesar!prez constantly having to hear everyone's stabbing jokes on the ides of march

jack = jacqueline and leelathae = leeamtham, misheard as liam like how we got lilyth

hmmm that's all i got for now!! i'd love to hear what everyone else thinks :D

[jellogram]

I feel like David Blaine and Steve-O are like, the same exact person in opposite directions. Both of them would set themselves on fire but Blaine would have some big long spiritual reasoning like "The ancient tribes used to practice self-immolation to ascend their mortal consciousness... It's taken me ten years of careful practice and mindfulness to prepare for this experience..." whereas Steve-O would be like Haha yeah dude light me on fire, that'll be so fucking funny

[livvyofthelake]

because truly. the only reason they DID gay brains was to create minor romantic conflict between liv and lowell, she thought he wasn’t into her anymore, haha it was just gay brains! clearly they also did it to be funny. so it’s truly like. they’re never gonna need to use that reasoning again. maybe after that experience liv avoids gay brains on purpose. or maybe liv is already just bi and gay brains wouldn’t affect her. that’s hysterical tho it implies lowell was SO massively straight that one gay brain smoothie made him want to fuck idris elba. but there are other zombies, and blaine is supplying their brains, and he’s getting them from the people he kills. maybe he doesn’t kill gay people because he’s an ally and so none of his zombies need to worry about gay brains. but liv and lowell don’t get brains from him so they do have to worry about it. except not liv because she’s already bi. to me. it’s 10:30 in the morning

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Becky my beloved <3

how are you?

I will be asking to rank all Kurt ships you can think with as much of an explanation as you want ✍️

hope your day is going well 🧡

Myle my beloved <3

I'm not too bad! Kinda stressed over work this week, but it could be worse. I hope you're well!

I don't have a ton of energy to go all out with explanations (I wrote this and then gave an explanation with every single one but shhhh). In lieu of the amount of detail I'd like to provide, please accept these links to previous things I've posted about my opinions of Kurt ships:

Kartie/Kody, Puckurt/St Hummel/Chummel, Kelliott/Kadam/Hevans/Kandler/Kalter, top 10 (now outdated)

I also once posted a tier list of my Kurt ships so feel free to take a look at that! It also may or may not have changed since. My top 3-4 are pretty solid, and after that things can vary quite a bit based on how I'm feeling at the moment.

I'm going to limit this post to pairs rather than poly ships because then there would just be far too many combinations...

ANYWAY. Ranked list of Kurt ships under the cut :)

Kurtbastian. I don't think I need to explain myself, but this dynamic is absolutely everything to me. The intensity, the drama, the sexual tension, everything they are is just so so so perfect for each other and I love them.

Kelliott. I love Kurtbastian because they're a great story, but I love Kelliott because they feel real. If Kurt Hummel were a real actual person, I would want him to be with Elliott Gilbert.

Klaine. The ship that got me into fanfic. That being said... I think I love them more for the fandom than for their canon relationship at this point. Which is totally fine, since basically all of the ships I love are due to fandom if not my own personal thoughts on the characters involved <3

Puckurt. Pansexual!Noah Puckerman in love with Kurt Hummel and willing to defend his honour? Not giving a shit what people have to say about him because He Loves Kurt and he won't be ashamed of who he is and he's just So! Proud! Of his boyfriend!! And Kurt just rolls his eyes and tells Puck he can take care of himself and Puck just looks at him and smirks and says "I know you can" and then they're making out against a wall in a locker room and... I'm gonna stop before I get carried away, but. Yeah. Puckurt my beloved.

Kadam. I'm sometimes guilty of forgetting about them and I'm so mad every single time because they are so cute!! So good!!! Like PLEASE ADAM IS A SWEETHEART and Glee did us so dirty by not giving this relationship a real chance.

Wert. Wesley Montgomery needs to be defended at all costs. This is based solely on fanfiction, and most of that is my own fanfiction lol I accidentally wrote myself into shipping them and now I can't stop.

St Hummel. This would be the most chaotic relationship imaginable but oh god would it be funny as hell.

Hevans. They are very very sweet and the fact that Sam wasn't bi is a crime. Sam clearly had such a high opinion of Kurt throughout the entire damn show, and they should have been together.

Chummel. Mike is a sweetheart. I'm having visions of very hands-on dance lessons that very quickly veer into not-quite-dance-lessons-anymore because Mike is getting right up in Kurt's space to help him move and... well, you get the idea.

Brokurt. Brody deserved better then the show gave him. And he's also so clearly not entirely straight. Let him have a fling with Kurt PLEASE.

Kartie. They would be sweet. I'm not a HUGE fan of Artie but I do think he could be a good boyfriend, and I could imagine him and Kurt being really supportive of each other and their talents being very complimentary.

Kandler. I don't think this would work long term, but I think Chandler is such a fun character and it would have been neat to see where this could go. Maybe a fun little summer fling to boost Kurt's confidence, you know? They part on good terms, go their own ways for school at the end of the summer, if they ever run into each other back home they're friendly and give each other a hug.

Kurtofsky. I'll be honest; I used to really hate this ship. I don't hate it anymore though. In canon? Ehhh, still don't really see it ever happening. Fanon, however, I could see it. And the art that I've seen is gorgeous. I could see this moving up over time; the more I think about it, the more it grows on me tbh.

Kalter. I actually don't hate this. Don't love that Walter lied on the app, but he was upfront on their first date. And I don't think he was taking advantage of Kurt, and the age difference doesn't really bother me (it's not idea especially considering Kurt was still not that long out of high school at this point, but given it's television and he was made out to seem older I can let it slide). I think this was a fine little short relationship and neither of them were all that invested in it, but I don't like... actively enjoy it or anything haha.

Kooper. Honestly the level of awe/obsession/whatever that Kurt had for Cooper upon meeting him turns me off this ship a little bit. I don't hate it or anything, I just don't really see it. Absolutely give me brother-in-laws Kooper ganging up to tease Blaine, though!

Kody. I am very much pro slutty Kurt trying to get it on with a sexy man, but I just... this particular man gives me the heebie jeebies, you know? It's just Not It for me, sorry.

Kinn. No hate to anybody who does like this ship, and like I get it, but a) they're canonically brothers and even in a verse where they aren't I still can't put that aside, and b) I don't really like Finn as a character do I don't enjoy thinking about him and Kurt together romantically. I can enjoy some fanon brotherly Furt content, but that's about all. My apologies.

[bryceslahela]

used to think its funny when people got too attached to lis n whined about mediocre books not getting sequels….. yet here i am months later still mourning the loss of FA and blaine 😔🤡

me: haha yall r weird for crying abt a literal FICTIONAL CHARACTER and a book that isn’t even REAL 😕😭‼️ #GetHelp 😘 #GrowUp 😘

also me when people talk about their books getting sequels:

[nevergiveupneverrun]

OTP Game

Pick your top 10 OTPs without reading the questions.

I was tagged by @owenandameliaforever , thank you so much💛  I chose the couples and randomized the numbers because I’ve already read the questions.

1. Jo and Alex - Grey’s Anatomy

2. April and Jackson - Grey’s Anatomy

3. Owen and Amelia - Grey’s Anatomy

4. Lou and Will - Me Before You

5. Charlotte and Cooper - Private Practice

6. Lucifer and Chloe - Lucifer

7. Blaine and Kurt - Glee

8. Camille and Raymond - Hollywood

9. Victoria and Albert - Victoria

10. Beth and Randall - This is Us

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1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?

I think it was in the first episode 😏

2. Have you ever read a fanfic about 2?

No 🙈

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr screen saver?

No never.

4. If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

They already broke up once and I know I was sad. 

5. Why is 1 so important?

Because they’re endgame and perfect for each other.

6. Is 9 a funny ship or a serious ship?

I think it’s more a serious ship because you know, she is the Queen and he is the Prince.

7. Out of all the ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

All!! But Omelia is the number one of ships with chemistry. And they still have chemistry!

8. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the strongest bond?

I will say 10 with Beth and Randall but all have a strong bond

9. How many times have you read/watched the 10’s fandom?

Zero, I’m not really in this fandom...

10. Which ship has lasted the longest?

7 with Blaine and Kurt but I don’t know if I’m right

11. How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?

Once for sure

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 8?

I don’t know, both? I mean April and Jackson are surgeon so they will survive but Camille and Raymond are easy to live and determine.

13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

I don’t remember 🙈  I don’t think so. If I’m wrong, correct me please😬

14. Is 4 still together?

No 😭  Will is dead.

15. Is 10 canon?

Yes.

16. If all 10 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

8, 10, 1, 6, I think

17. Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

No, I don’t think so...

18. Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?

3, Omelia of course!!

19. Do you spend hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

Yes haha😏

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all forever, which ship would you sink?

Gosh!! Maybe 4 because the couple is dead😭

I tag @beingxx @sheperdessamelia @ameliashepherdgoeshunting @juanitawritings 💛💛

[travelysh]

Street Fair, History and Coffee 🎡

Last Saturday (June 15) was the annual street fair of Prince Albert. I borrowed Blaine’s bike and drove downtown in the morning. It was drizzling and kinda chilly, but it felt so good to ride the bike in the city. From 9-10 am. I met with other young adults in the Bison Café downtown at the Central Avenue. We’ve recently initiated regular Saturday morning coffee meetings at that place and I love the café and our meetings there!

After our meeting I waited for Johanna to arrive. She just finished high school in Germany this year and she came to P.A. in May to work as a nanny. It’s funny because both her job and my internship end on August 23.

It was raining very much, so we went down to the riverbank first because that’s where the historical museum is located. Entrance was free that day, which is why I definitely wanted to go there. The museum basically is a collection of ancient things that are related to the city’s history. The staff are very young and friendly. One of the guys is from Ontario and he had come to P.A. for this new job in May. It was interesting to talk to him about his experiences of Saskatchewan because we’re both strangers here, but in each in our own way. It gave me a little bit of comfort and it was good to talk to someone from my generation about things that we’re both interested in.

Yannes, a student from Hong Kong, thought the hood drier on the left looked like a rice cooker and I could only agree laughing! 😂

I’d love to come back here in the summer and have tea on the deck outside by the river.

German can be found here a lot!

Don’t these headdresses look magnificent?

One of the staff members himself is a First Nations and he told me that this man is looked down upon by many First Nations. He was a settler born and raised in Hastings, England by the name of Archibald Belaney. He adapted traditions and the lifestyle of indigenous Canadians and gave himself a new name: Grey Owl.

The people at the museum were trying to get rid of old postcards and they gave me quite a few. I must say, I don’t love all the photos on them. But I was thinking about buying postcards anyway and getting a bunch for free was pretty nice! Go check your mailbox every once in a while! 💌😉

Although it was still raining, we then went back to Central Ave. together with two girls, Yannes and Joyce, who we’d bumped into at the museum. I’d met them before and Joyce had been at the Bison Café in the morning. It was cold, but the streets began to fill with more people. We walked down the avenue looking out for lunch and then listened to a band playing on stage while we ate.

I wish I’d had an umbrella, too! Meanwhile my rain jacket did a very good job.

Not a hot dog, but a corn dog! I tried one for the first time and really liked it. 🌽

Very typical here is bannock: a kind of deep fried bread made from wheat flour. They say it’s a traditional First Nations food, although going back in history, European settlers were the ones who once introduced wheat to Canada’s indigenous peoples.

Local artists performed on two different stages.

And then there was this guy! 😃

Yannes and Joyce 🙂

I really like the meters here, haha! We don’t have this kind of meter in Germany. I thought it looked funny when they were all covered up in paper bags on the street fair day.

After spending some time in the Gateway Mall to warm up, the girls left and I went back to the fair in spite of the ugly weather. I wanted to roam around to see more of what people were promoting in P.A. Also I hadn’t eaten much the whole day and I wanted to use this opportunity to try something else that isn’t very typical for Germany.

I ended up visiting the Art Gallery. The owner told me a lot of stories from her life and how she grew up as a Canadian with a Scandinavian family background. It made me understand Canada, its people and their thinking better yet. Afterwards, I was so happy that I had just spent time listening to people although I’d actually wanted to get other things done that Saturday as well. When traveling, one of the best things you can do is spend time with locals because it lets you learn so much more about their way of life.

Who knows which kind of skull this is? 💡

I decided to take home something Filipino as there are many Filipinos in P.A. and they’re part of shaping this city.

What an exciting day! I loved roaming around the streets downtown and I got to know the city so much better in just one day. ✅

[miasswier]

miasswier’s ultimate glee ranking: 41

41: Swan Song

Written by:  Stacy Traub Directed by: Brad Falchuk

Overall Thoughts: This is such a feel-good episode of Glee. So much of it fills me with this, like, warmth. I don’t know. Obviously there are things I dislike (when are there not?), but for the most part this whole episode just makes me feel relaxed and happy and hopeful.

What I Like:

Even though I think it was really stupid, it’s also really sweet that everybody rushed off the stage to help Marley after she paints. Also, how cute is it that Blaine just has a juice box with him. A true boy scout.

Kurt is so cute in his casual clothes I’m so happy they let us see him all dressed down when he’s just lying around the house.

Cassandra July calling Rachel a platypus and Rachel laughing.

That scene where everyone has joined new clubs is so fucking funny, especially the bit with Joe and the interfaith paintball league oh my god.

Finn gets some GREAT lines in this episode. My personal favourites are:

“What did you even join? Your outfit is ridiculous, it looks like a peacock died on your head.”

“Rachel, it’s Finn, you butt dialed me again.”

The way that Finn refuses to give up on the Glee club even though it seems like everybody other than Marley has.

In that same vein, how Marley never gives up on the club, even though it would be so easy to.

Kurt’s decision not to keep applying to NYADA if he doesn’t get in this time. I feel like that’s such a great character trait of his – he’ll try for what he wants, and he’ll give it his all, but he also isn’t afraid to back down when it’s clear it isn’t meant to be.

Blaine and Kurt being on speaking terms again!

There are some aspects of Rachel’s story in this episode that I don’t appreciate, but I absolutely love everything that happens during the Winter Showcase. Her song choice is perfect, and she absolutely kills it. When she finishes, the look on her face when everybody stands to clap blows me away. I think that’s the look that sells me on this whole performance, because despite her big talk and her past insistence that she is, in fact, the best there ever was, she genuinely looks surprised and humbled at the reaction she gets from the audience. And then how she defers to Carmen about the encore instead of just going ahead with it, like ugh, I love this side of Rachel. I just wish they’d showed us more of her (I do think, though, that that’s part of why I love season six so much – this Rachel reigns that season and it’s so invigorating to see).

This may seem contradictory when you read one of my negative sides, but I actually like that Rachel won the showcase. I think part of why I like it is because it’s obvious in the episode that Kurt is the true winner, but he doesn’t attend NYADA so they can’t actually crown him as such. Another reason, though, is that this victory actually feels earned. She clearly practiced her ass off for this, and gets up there and absolutely kills it doing what she does best. It’s funny how an earned victory can come from something that was obnoxiously and unrealistically handed to her (more on this later)

Kurt getting to perform at the showcase, his adorable freak-out before hand, Rachel calming him down and actually focusing on him as she does it. His performance is obviously amazing, but the part that always chokes me up is that one shot of Rachel where you can see that she’s crying. This is a Rachel that is such a far cry from the Rachel we’re subjected to in “Diva”. Here is a Rachel who is fully aware that she is being upstaged by her friend, and she’s crying because she is so moved by his performance. She is so damn proud of him. She doesn’t even care that he’s stealing her spotlight. Always makes me emotional.

The phone call between Finn and Rachel. I know, I know, me enjoying a Finchel scene?! But really, it’s such a sweet moment, devoid of all the narcissism of Rachel’s previous comments in the episode. It’s so genuine and kind, and Rachel just says everything that Finn needs to hear. It also is another reason, I think, why Rachel winning is more palatable to me. She doesn’t act like she won. To her, what mattered was getting up and performing, doing what she loved. The fact that she got to win was just a side note. The fact that we didn’t see her get crowned victorious was, I hope, purposeful, meant to drive this point home. She may have won the showcase, but what she really won was a deeper appreciation of her craft and her passion.

Finn refusing to let Marley take the blame for the Glee club losing Sectionals.

Everybody showing up at the end for the rehearsal <3

Kurt getting into NYADA!

What I Don’t Like:

The entire Brittany and Sam plot, but that can’t really come as a surprise. I mean, first of all, they have zero chemistry. Second, they had to throw both Fabrevans and Samcedes under the bus to justify it. Third, they basically called out their fandom pre-emptively for being (rightfully) annoyed that they broke up an interracial wlw couple so that they could have a white m/f couple instead, and made it so that if the fandom did complain, they were just being “those crazy internet lesbians” and haha isn’t it so funny that the show predicted this outcome, you’re just proving them right by doing this! I hate it when people or shows do that, and it’s extra obnoxious here because it’s so unrealistic and stupid and feels so out of place.

Brittany eating cheerios off the floor makes me want to throw up every time I see it.

Rachel saying she won’t call Finn about the loss of Sectionals because “Imagine coming down off a loss only to be reminded of an even bigger one” like dear lord get over yourself.

The over the top exposition on the NYADA winter showcase like why would Kurt even be telling Rachel this shouldn’t she already know?

I know this may sound weird considering I have Rachel winning the showcase as a positive, but it makes my eyes roll so hard that she got invited at all. Like, really? The girl who bombed her audition and then stalked Carmen until she was given a second chance, who shouldn’t have even gotten admitted to NYADA, is one of the only Freshmen to ever be invited to perform at this thing? Give me a fucking break.

It especially feels like a slap in the face considering how Carmen tells Kurt that she rarely gives second chances, and when she does they’re on her terms. I’m sorry, how “on your terms” was the second chance you gave Rachel after she literally stalked you for weeks? And now you’re rewarding her by letting her perform at this super prestigious showcase? Fuck off, Carmen. Why are you like this?

The first time watching this season I really liked Brody and Rachel, but this time around I’m seeing all the flaws in their relationship so much clearer, and it’s making it so hard for me to enjoy their scenes. Like, wrap it up, lets move it along.

Cassandra telling Rachel that she doesn’t throw things at her, she teaches. I’m sorry, and you sleeping with the guy you knew Rachel was interested in wasn’t “throwing things” at her? You gave up your right to your high horse as soon as you crossed the line from actually pushing her to be a better performer to straight up petty revenge.

Songs:

Something Stupid: I do enjoy this song, but the scene annoys me and so does Brittany and Sam’s relationship.

All That Jazz: This was a bad choice for a song to prove that Rachel is a better singer than Cassandra. Don’t get me wrong, I really love it, but Rachel isn’t better than Cassandra. The song just suits Cassandra’s voice better. If they’d done a Roxie song, Rachel would have blown her out of the water, but with this song, it just works with Cassandra’s voice. I really love the cover, though.

Being Good Isn’t Good Enough: As I’ve already said, Rachel really kills it with this cover. Just blows it right out of the water. Amazing.

O, Holy Night: My favourite Glee Christmas song they’ve ever done. It does feel like a bit much to have two Rachel solos back-to-back, but they’re such good solos, and since this one is interspersed with Finn cleaning up the choir room, it’s not as bad as it could be.

Being Alive: Another incredible performance. So raw and vulnerable. Seriously, Kurt 100% steals all of Rachel’s thunder, and she doesn’t even care, that’s how amazing it is. They so underused Kurt’s voice in this show.

Don’t Dream It’s Over: Yet another amazing performance. Honestly, the music is so top-notch in this episode. This is a great ending to the episode, and for once is an end-song that doesn’t feel like one song too many.

Final Thoughts: This is just an overall awesome episode. I know there seem to be a lot of things I don’t like, but really, the things I do like so outweigh what I don’t. I always have this warm feeling in my gut when I finish watching this episode. I can’t really explain it. It’s just an episode of Glee that I genuinely enjoy watching.

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

dandelion leaders headcanons

it’s partly headcanons, partly random shenanigans. this hiatus can kiss my ass

(key kid) Ven hcs | Ephemera hcs | Skuld hcs | Daybreak Town in winter hcs

Ephemera became leader as a result of a unanimous vote but it took a lot of convincing to get him to accept the role

Skuld: Master Ava said that you’d take over for her, right?

Ephemera: I guess

Ven: it would make sense if you were leader then!

Ephemera: not really?? I mean we’re all more or less here to do the same thing so......

Blaine: didn’t you did get here like way before the rest of us? you probably know this world better than we do

Ephemera: I don’t think such an important decision should be based on punctuality.....

Lauriam: I agree

Lauriam:.........no offence

Skuld and Lauriam are Salt Buds and Team ‘Wears-A-Deadpan-Expression-When-Someone-In-The-Group-Does-Something-Questionable’

Skuld still gets along with Ephemera best though, no matter how much they tease each other for fun

the only time everyone’s in the same room aside from meetings is during breakfast

Ephemera is a good cook (Skuld lets everyone know this quite proudly on day 1, which raises an eyebrow or two) so he tries to take the initiative to make food but everyone kind of just ends up making their own thing unless they ask him for something specific that they can’t make themselves. So basically he just cooks for himself and Ven

it’s near impossible to make Blaine angry because he’s always so laid back about everything but stealing his nail polish (which are all dark colours by the way) is a quick way to do it

Blaine, kicking a door open, startling everyone: Where is it. 

Ven: oh I just borrowed your nail polish!! I was kinda curious about how it would look on me...sorry I didn’t ask, but I didn’t want to wake you 

Blaine: Ah. Alright, everything’s good in the world again. Want me to do it for you?

Ephemera has fallen into the fountain on four separate occasions and it’s one of the few things he absolutely refuses to talk about. Skuld knows about one of those occasions because she was there when it happened. The story can be bribed out of her with an ice cream

Ven has the special skill of being able to make a bad day better without knowing that it was bad in the first place. Usually this involves him saying something completely selfless

Ven’s also a hugger. Since he (secretly) thinks of the other leaders as the older siblings he never had, he gives all of them a goodnight hug every night. Except Lauriam, but that’s only because he’s not a hugger. He gets the friendly wave and smile instead.

(spoilers: this nightly habit carries over to Terra, Aqua and Eraqus)

Ven and Skuld are lefties!!

Blaine got one of his ears pierced as a dare from fellow party members when he just became a Keyblade wielder. He ended up really liking it and decided to get the other one pierced too

Ephemera’s squeamish when it comes to needles and piercings. Skuld’s tried to convince him to get at least one of his ears pierced but he refuses. “Besides...my scarf would get caught on the earrings anyway! Haha...wouldn’t that be unfortunate? SoI’mnevergonnadoitthanksbye.”

Blaine calls Lauriam Mambo No. 5 :) 

Blaine and Lauriam have a funny relationship in general. They’re not quite friends and they don’t quite hate each other but Blaine makes it his personal hobby to get on Lauriam’s nerves as much as possible while they work together to make the Spirits

Ephemera’s literally the worst influence on Ven. Skuld once spotted both of them trying to jump onto the clock tower’s giant pendulum and lost her mind

Ven, holding a newborn Pupstar: He’s beautiful. 

Blaine, doing a dramatic bad boy pose: I made him in my image.

Lauriam starts bringing plants into the tower in an attempt to make the place feel more homey. Eventually he even starts growing stuff like cherry tomatoes and herbs which are really useful

that doesn’t stop everyone from bingeing on junk food all the time though. kids will be kids

Skuld and Blaine: *arguing over something* 

Ephemera: come on guys let’s not start another war

Skuld and Blaine: *stare at him*

Ephemera:.........too soon?

[stillsolo]

for the first in a while, I'm gonna ... try to take it easy, today.  

I actually have a lot to do but I really need to chill the fuck out for a second and take a breather.  my OCD's made my life remarkably difficult lately and I've begun to disassociate in order to cope.  I know disassociation plays a key role in obsessive-compulsive disorders; I know my OCD's fairly severe and it's been getting worse as I get older, but I'm not...usually this bad.  Even when under stress.

for example, a batch of 200 commissioned banner icons suddenly turns into 400+, and I'm still not done because I can't stop keep remaking them.  

oh, this one's coloring is off. but these frames are split second to each other ... can't have that, gotta redo 'em. 

 wait, the pixels are...'weird' looking in the corner, here.  rejected.

this one could've been cropped way better.  how could I expect them to use this?

why is this one in the 'final version' folder when the border around it overlapped a part of the icon?

I need to redo these 73 because the shadow is too dark and blocky beneath the icon.  it’s supposed to be a fade.  it’s what they ordered and you’re not giving them what they asked for. 

someone's paying you for this shit get it TOGETHER

yesterday, my OCD got triggered about 3 times?  I have a couple of forms.  I had a breakdown in front of my mother after she came home and asked me if I ate and I know I must've made some kinda stupid face that gave it away because seconds after she'd asked, I realized I didn't know what the hell ate other than the toast she'd watched me eat before she left for work at 9am.  It was 11pm when she asked.  

I also had mini-breakdown while talking to my customer and it was terribly embarrassing.  I got a nosebleed to top it all off too lmao  ( i'm so sorry if you're reading this, john omfg you've been the best to me and I'm sorry because I'm sure all you'd wanted was icons to rp sdfkjsd )

but I just. 

All of my friends think OCD is just me having high ass standards or just being 'know-it-all'.  I've been called that all my life.  In fact, I've been called that by friends I thought would never say anything like that about me because I thought we were friends

We live in this new age of 'awkward is cute'.   It's hip to be square, cool to be uncool, and sexy to be nerdy and quirky.  and there isn’t any better way to declare your individuality and weirdness than branding yourself 'so OCD' about something.  

Ahaha.

I fucking loathe people who do this.

OCD isn't a quirk or a set of tendencies.  It's not fucking buzzf.eed list, not a little buzzf.eed quiz you can take and readily relate to the results; it's an incapacitating, isolating disease that makes you afraid of your own mind.

If my friends could see, just once, what it's like for me, when I'm caught in an obsessive-compulsive loop, maybe then they'd finally understand me when I say ''''it's bad''''.

Even Something as simple as drawing a line-art from a sketch turns into a complete and total nightmare.  8/10 times, I'll redraw the line-art like — hm, I don' dunno — about 7 fuckin' times in a row, then, delete all of it because IDK, it wasn't 'right'?  ( Who am i kidding; I do the same with sketches ヽ(・ω・)ﾉ  )

Oh, yeah, for sure.  Me and my ‘high fucking standards' did this.

NO.  No one in their right mind would do this.  They wouldn’t re-draw the same fucking drawing 7 times in a row and the same layer style over and over, not even changing things up to maybe get some progress.      Nobody.  Jfc.

And oh, god, that moment when you realize, it's been more than 8/9 hrs since you began and you haven't eaten or drank anything; you don't remember the last time you looked at your phone or what the hell happened to the time because last time you looked, it was 11am and now it’s 9:48pm.

Moreover, you made exactly zero progress on your project — because IDK — there’s no valid reason?  JUST COULDN'T STOP HA

I never thought I would talk about this, but uh, Y'all know how much I love han.  I want Han to be seen in the best light possible.  while SW has been one of the few things that have held a light in my life, he's helped me become a better person in more ways than I can articulate.  and no, I don't mean I suddenly started picking trash up off the highways.

I mean, by writing him in this amazing place filled with people I don’t have IRL who share my interests, I’ve met so many new people, friends, learned so many lessons, about characters and life and writing.  

When I began writing Han, here, I had just learned what present and past tense was in English.  I was winging my writing, trying really hard to understand.  English isn't my first language.  In Cantonese, my native language, there's no such thing as a past tense.  

By writing Han with you guys, I've taken huge steps in life, without even realizing it. 

So, everything I do for han, I want for it to be good.  

Not outstanding, and definitely not exemplary or nonpareil — just ... good. 

And icons — haha.  I love icons.  I love and hate making them.  similar to my writing, I work very hard on his icons.  ... but I need to learn where to draw the line.  

I once remade an icon 23 times before I was happy with it.  ( i had 23 versions left in my folder lmao ).  like these here?  10 versions of each, in the least. 

( the last one is kinda an exception... I think.  I made that one well over 25 times, for sure.  but I think it's because I'm not accustomed to Blaine's coloring yet. ) 

Wow, this really turned into a long post.  I don't really care, though.  My OCD is something that has always been completely ignored IRL.  Shit, it's ignored by even my online friends.  I can't even game online without one of them thinking I must get off on establishing my superiority and overall knowledge of '???’ game.  Haha.

'Show me your build?' :D 'Er...nah. I think I'll pass.' 'Why?  What's the matter?' 'You'll pick it apart.'

It's never considered 'advice' when it's from me.  It's me as a know-it-all, as someone who looks down on others for not having up-to-par stats. 

I'm sorry I did the math for you so you wouldn't have to.  This is simply advice you're free to toss aside, but it's not like it matters.  Even if I reassured that—you're already too annoyed to listen for any longer.

So, I’ll also apologize for how I can recall faction modifiers, body part modifiers, critical hit and stealth modifiers, as well as debuffs; how a certain amount of damage of one type turns into inflicted damage to a target while considering type modifiers and armor, and knowing the damage formulas needed to calculate the number of hit points required to kill an armored or unarmored target, with or without a finisher multiplier figured in — because I want you to do the very best with your weapon of choice, even though I can name 5 different weapons that utterly outclass it by tenfold. 

In reality, I never had much of choice.  Information like that doesn't stop looping in my mind, even at night, when all I want is to sleep.

Sometimes ... I wish I could be that one character on a comedy show who has a quirky disorder or ''OCD'' and everyone seems to love him for it because he's funny when he does it or he's generally helpful 

More often than not, my OCD just ruins everything.  I don't feel like I belong anywhere.

I need to take a breather.

[scatter-the-stars]

The Flyer

How one flyer changes Darren’s life.

a/n: this is the first time in over a year that I have written cc. So...Hi.  It’s good to be back.

AO3

Inspired by this post

For four weeks the flyer has gotten his attention every time he walks down the sidewalk in front of his apartments.  And every time he passes the lightpost it's taped to it makes him smile.

Perhaps finding amusement in a flyer for a lost pet is wrong.  But it's hard not to feel that when he sees this flyer everyday.  From the description: I lost my fucking cat.  His name is Brian but he's a bitch and doesn't respond to it but I love him and still want him back.  To the picture of said lost cat.  The cat, Brian, in the picture wears a look that says I will kill you.  At the bottom is the amount willing to be paid if Brian is returned and a number.

He's never given much thought to the flyer after he walks by it.  But today is different.  Today he stops and stands there staring at the flyer, the corner of his mouth turned up in an amused smile as reads the flyer for the hundredth time.  The picture of Brian staring daggers at him.

Even with the unusual flyer, he can see the owner truly loves and cares for Brian.  If he didn't there wouldn't be flyers asking for his safe return and offering a reward.

Now that it's been several weeks since he first saw the flyer, curiosity has him wondering if the owner ever found Brian.  He pulls out his phone to find out.

Darren:  I was just wondering if you ever found your cat.

He slips his phone in his pocket and continues his walk to work.  By the time he gets there he has forgotten about the text.  It's not until he checks his phone on his lunch break and sees a reply does he remember he sent it.

Unknown:  Yes I got my cat back!

Unknown:  

The accompanying picture both simultaneously makes Darren smile and raise an eyebrow in intrigue.

Brian stares into the camera looking unimpressed and annoyed.  His expression still one that reads I will kill you.  But it's the owner in the picture that has him intrigued.  The first word that comes to mind when he sees him is fuck.  And not fuck as in "I want to fuck him."  But fuck as in "Fuck, he's extremely good looking."  Even with his mouth covered.

Darren:  That's great!  I'm glad you got him back.

Unknown:  Thank you!

Darren knows he could leave it at that, but something tells him to continue talking.

Darren:  By the way your cat looks evil.

The stranger's reply comes almost immediately.

Unknown:  Brian is not evil.  He just has a RBF problem.

Darren:  RBF?

Unknown:  Resting Bitch Face

Darren chuckles.

Unknown:  He always looks mad, but trust me he's the sweetest thing.

Darren:  He still looks like he would claw my eyes out.

Unknown:  But he would do it with love in his intentions.

Darren laughs.

"Darren, we need you!" yells his manager.

Darren:  I have to get back to work.  I'm happy you found your cat.

Unknown:  Thank you.  It was nice talking to you.

He leaves it at that and moves on from the cute owner with the evil cat. There is no reason for him to continue talking to the guy.  It would only come off as weird and creepy.

A week later, though, Darren finds himself pulling up the stranger’s name to text him after having a reason to talk to him.  Albeit being a weird one.

Darren:  I had a dream about you.

As soon as he sends the text anxiety and nerves overwhelm him to the point he feels as if he's going to be sick.  That was a stupid thing to say.  He doesn't even know the guy.  And here he is telling him he had a dream about him.  It wouldn't surprise him if the guy didn't reply and blocked his number.

But when he sees the grey bubble with those three dots a

Unknown:  Because that is something I want to hear from some stranger I talked to once before

It's only after he reads his original text does Darren realize how it could be taken the wrong way.

Darren:  No.  It was nothing like that. Nothing sexual.  I promise.

It takes a couple of minutes for the guy to reply.  The whole time his heart racing as he waits.

Unknown:  What was it like then?

Darren recalls his dream and smiles.

Darren:  You came to where I worked and walked up to the counter and said hi.

Unknown:  That's it?

Darren:  Yeah.  That's it.

He doesn't add that in his dream he leaned over the counter and kissed him.

Unknown:  That's not so bad.  Your first text had me thinking you had a sex dream about a complete stranger.

Darren:  Sorry.  I wait until after the second conversation to do that.

Unknown:  Funny

Darren:  Can I ask you something?

Unknown:  Sure

Darren:  What's your name?

Unknown:  I could ask you the same thing

Darren:  I'm Darren

Unknown:  Call me Chris then

"Chris."

Darren:  Alright then

Unknown:  Okay

Darren:  I gotta get back to work.  Can I talk to you again later?

Chris' reply is to send the emoji of a thumbs up.

A smile breaks out on Darren's face.

Before he gets back to work, he changes the contact information for Chris.

Chris:  I think Brian is angry at me

The text from Chris immediately brightens Darren's dreary day and brings a smile to his face.

It's been a couple of months since they've been talking.  Every conversation is one he looks forward to.

He's found Chris is smart and funny. And not funny as in "Haha.  That's funny."  But he actually makes him laugh out loud with some of the things he says.  He could be out eating or in the middle of a store and something Chris texted him has him laughing so loud it draws the attention of people around him.

Besides being one of the funniest people he's ever talked to, with each new picture Chris sends of himself, he's the cutest.  Even in the pictures where Chris says he looks horrible.  But he never tells him so.  He doesn't want to scare him off.  So, he keeps to talking to him as a friend.

Darren:  Why do you say that?

Chris:  Because he purposely keeps pooping outside his litter box.  And when I clean it he just sits there and looks at me like he's laughing.

Darren:  I told you he was evil

Chris:  He's not evil.  He's just angry.

Darren:  Why is he angry?

Chris:  Because I had to put him on a diet.  The vet said he was ten pounds overweight.

When he thinks back to the picture he saw on the flyer, and the ones that Chris has sent over the last weeks, Darren can see where the vet would put Brian on a diet.

Darren:  Who wouldn't be angry about being on a diet.  This time I side with Brian.

Chris:  Traitor!

Darren can read the humor in that one word and lets out a small laugh.

Darren:  Why don't you punish him?

Chris:  His diet is punishment enough.

Darren:  Weak!

Chris sends the emoji of the middle finger.

Darren laughs.

Chris:  I guess I could take away his favorite toy.  We'll see.

Darren:  I have a feeling you won't do it

Chris:  I will!  I just have to make sure it's a good enough reason.

Darren:  Are you trying to convince me or yourself?

Chris:  Shut up

Darren pictures Chris fighting a smile as he sent that last text.

Darren:  What are you doing right now?

Chris:  Getting ready for a date

The reply is so unexpected that it has Darren dropping down onto his sofa, upset.

It's stupid of him to be upset over Chris dating.  Because Chris is good looking, young, and single.  Any person who was interested would go after him.  But to read it for himself, to actually know it's happening has him angry and jealous.

Darren:  That's great.

It's then he's relieved he isn't actually talking to Chris on the phone or he might have heard his forced excitement for him.

Chris:  No it's not

Darren:  Why?

Chris:  Because I want to stay home and binge watch tv

Darren:  Then cancel

Chris:  Can't

Darren:  Why?

Chris:  I don't want to be rude and cancel last minute.

Darren:  What's the lucky person's name?

Chris:  Luke

The name brings both relief and jealousy to Blaine.  Relief at knowing Chris is gay, and jealousy that he's going on a date with someone else.

It's crazy for him to have feelings for someone he's never met in person, but he does.  They're there and as real as if he had actually met him in person.

He thinks about Chris all the time.

Darren:  How did you meet this Luke?

Chris:  I didn't.  A mutual friend of ours is setting us up.

That relieves some of Darren's worries.  It gives him hope that since Chris didn't agree to this date from Luke that maybe there won't be anything there between them.

Darren:  Is he cute?

Chris:  I guess

Darren:  You guess?  Either he's cute or not.

Chris:  He's not my type.

Darren doesn't fight his smile.

Darren:  What's your type?

Chris:  Any guy that doesn't have blonde hair

Darren: 

Chris:  What does that mean?

Instead of answering, Darren takes a picture of himself and sends it to Chris.

Darren:

Chris:  I gotta go.  Luke is here.

The reply surprises Darren.  It was not what he was expecting from Chris.  He at least thought he would make a joke about his appearance.

Darren:  Okay.  Tell me how your date goes.

Instead of sitting around waiting for Chris to text back about his date, he grabs his jacket and heads out to find something to eat, and pass some time at a bar.

Several hours and few beers later, a drunk Darren stumbles back into his apartment.  He laughs when he trips over his feet and faceplants on the floor.  "Ow!" he says through his laughter.

He shifts to his back and pulls his phone out of his jacket pocket.  A grin breaks out on his face when he sees a text from Chris that was sent less than hour ago.

Chris:  Date went fine.  He asked to see me again.

Darren frowns when he reads that.

Darren:  u shulds tell hm NO

Chris:  Are you drunk?

"No."  It takes a second for Darren to realize he said that out loud.

Darren: maybees

Chris:  Okay.  You're not driving are you?

Darren:  I...usd my too legs to wlk hom

Chris:  Good

Chris:  Why should I tell Luke no?

Darren is confused.

Darren:  Whaat?

Chris:  You said I shouldn't agree to a second date with Luke.  Why?

"Oh."  It's then Darren remembers.

Darren:  beCauSed I likes U I likes yur face I wnt to kiss u and dAteS u

After he sends the text, Darren sets his phone on his chest and falls asleep.

The next morning there's a pounding in his head and a bad taste in his mouth when he wakes up.  He lets out a groan as he sits up from the floor.

The night before is a bit of a blur after his fourth drink.  There's fragments of moments when he was at the bar.  Drinking and some guy he tried flirting with but found he couldn't because he kept thinking of Chris.

Just remembering Chris has what he told him the night before come rushing back like a bad dream.  He drops his head in his hands and groans.  "Fuck!"

He's scared to look at his phone to see if Chris replied to him spilling the truth.  Instead, he decides to ignore it and take a hot shower until he feels better.

Later, sitting on his couch and carefully holding his phone like it's a bomb that might go off, he debates with seeing if Chris replies or just getting a new phone altogether.  But he decides to suck it up and see if Chris texted him back.

When he sees no new text from Chris regret and guilt slam into him and make him feel worse than his hangover does.  He pulls up Chris' name and does what he knows he needs to do.

Darren:  Sorry about last night.  I was drunk and said things I shouldn't have.

It takes a few minutes for Chris to reply.

Chris:  Don't worry about it.

Even though he doesn't want to know the answer, he still asks about Luke.

Darren:  You gonna see Luke again?

Chris:  Depends

Darren:  On what?

Chris:  On something I have to see about

Darren decides not to ask about that.

Chris:  What are you doing today?

Darren:  Not much.  Have to go to work at noon.

Chris:  You still working at that coffee shop you mentioned before?

Darren:  Yup

Chris:  Cool

Chris:  I gotta go but I'll definitely talk to you later

Darren:  Alright

Darren:  Talk to you later

After that he eats a greasy breakfast and starts to get ready for work even though every part of him wants to call in sick and stay home.

"You're an idiot," he mumbles to himself as he pulls on his shirt.  He was stupid to drink so heavily the night before work.  Now he'll just have to deal with his hangover.

A few hours later and Darren is behind the counter already feeling much better than he did when he woke up this morning.  Although he still feels embarrassed and ashamed about what he wrote Chris.  But he forces himself to forget about that and move on.  It's the best thing he can do.

"Excuse me."

"I'll be with you in a second."  Darren finishes what he is doing and turns around.  And when he sees who is standing there, he wants to pinch himself to make sure he isn't dreaming.  Because it's only in his dream that Chris shows up to his job.

He takes slow, tentative steps over to the counter where Chris waits.

Chris smiles.  "Hi."

Without thinking, Darren leans over the counter and pulls Chris in for a kiss.

Chris gasps against his mouth and is momentarily stunned.  And right when he's about to pull away and apologize, he feels him relax and return the kiss.

It's slow, but tender and sweet.  Chris' lips are soft against his and taste of peppermint.  And when he parts them under his, he tentatively licks into his mouth; massages their tongues together.  A tingle running down his spine and Chris softly moaning into his mouth as he does.

All too soon, he's pulling back when he remembers he's at work and could get in trouble.

There's a light blush on Chris' cheeks that makes him even cuter.

"Hi."

Chris softly giggles.  "I'm Chris."

Darren smiles.  On a soft exhale, he says, "Darren."

[wintiundklausi]

1. Blaine Devon Anderson ❤❤❤

2. Terri Schuester

3. Loser like me

4. 22 - Journey to Regionals

5. Blam (Blaine&Sam) -that was one healthy friendship 🖤

6. Somebody to love

7. Klaine (Kurt&Blaine) -I just hate the fact that they got a bit toxic in Season 4&5 and Blaine was not himself anymore...

8. ABBA - that would've been amazing

9. Faithfully by Finn and Rachel

10. Matt Bomer (I mean: He's fucking beautiful and so charming and everything 😍)

11. Don't rain on my parade (It was awesome when Rachel sang this at Sectionals)

12. Sue Sylvester 10000000%

13. Somewhere only we know (Do I even have to explain why? 😄)

14. Season 3 Episode 12 - The Spanish Teacher

15. Falling slowly (Darren and Lea sound so beautiful singing this - it would've been amazing!!!)

16. Unfortunately Tina Cohen-Chang (I don't like her at all - so I basically hate myself... 😅)

17. "When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get used to being alone." - Kurt Hummel

18. Perfect by Kurt and Blaine

19. Noah Puckerman

20. (Myself haha) Ashley Benson, just because she's my fav actress, but I don't really know if she can sing 😅

21. Many Sue Slyvester scenes 😄

22. 11 - Michael

23. Cooper Anderson

24. That's easy: Paradise by the Dashboard Light

25. Sue Sylvester

26. Terri Schuester

27. Easy as f*ck: Of course Darren Everett Criss ❤❤❤ And fav actress would be either Lea Michele or Heather Morris

28. Quick (Quinn&Puck) Because Quinn deserves better and I don't think that they'll work as a couple

29. He's just beautiful and the fact that Kurt has this picture of Blaine in his locker is just 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

30. Cough Syrup or It's not unusual by Blaine Anderson

31. Sue Sylvester

32. 14 - Blame it on the alcohol (All the songs are great and Kurt's jealousy because of what's going on between Blaine and Rachel is hilarious!) But I also loved "Original Song", "Never been kissed" and "Prom Queen"!!!

33. Puck

34. Every scene from "The Quaterback", the break-up's in season 4, when Sue's sister died, when Kurt sang "I want to hold your hand" for his father, when they won Nationals, the end of Glee Club in season 5, the last episode, etc.

35. Baby it's could outside ❤

36. Pretty much every Klaine argument

37. My funny Valentine by Tina Cohen-Chang (honestly, why did she started crying? 😂)

38. Somewhere only we know by Blaine Anderson

39. Blame it on the alcohol

40. I would like to have a "10 years later" episode now 😄

[winchestersroadhouse]

Unnecessarily long tag game thing

Tag the person who tagged you and at least 5 more friends/people you want to get to know better :)

I was tagged by my lovely, wonderful and amazingly talented big sis @missmendelsohn :) Thank you very much for this! And for those who tagged me in stuff and I haven’t answered yet, I have all the tag games saved and I’ll work on them tonight to post ‘em later, okies? Keep the games coming, I love to know more about you, people!<33

Name: Ingrid Age: 21 Hair color: Dark brown  Eye color: Dark brown Height: 5′4′‘ Ethnicity: Caucasian Where you were born: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Where you live: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, heheh Birth order: Me and... oh well, just me :p Occupation: Student and intern in a Microbiology laboratory Relationship status: Forever aloooone, haha 5 Favorite books/series: Wuthering Heights, Vampire Chronicles, Pride and Prejudice, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and Silence of the Lambs 5 Favorite comics/graphic novels: Uh-oh, I’m not much of a comics fan, sorry :/ 5 Favorite movies/series: Dirty Dancing, Back to the Future, The Incredibles, St. Elmo’s Fire and Some Kind of Wonderful 5 Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, iZombie, Once Upon a Time, Lucifer and Dawson’s Creek 5 Favorite characters: Dean Winchester, Blaine DeBeers, Killian Jones, Lestat de Lioncourt and Crowley Favorite food: Anything chicken Favorite color: Purple Favorite season: Spring Favorite holiday: Christmas Favorite animal: Tigers  5 Favorite celebrities: Jensen Ackles, David Anders, Colin O’Donoghue, Josh Henderson and Kerr Smith 5 Favorite musicians/groups: Elvis Presley, Whitesnake, Metallica, AC/DC and Royal Blood Hobbies/Talents: Reading, drawing, watching TV, listening to music, collecting Elvis Presley stuff, playing around with my dog, singing in the shower... just the usual. And my biggest talent is procrastinating, lol Hogwarts house (if you’re not an HP fan just put N/A): Well, I’m not an HP fan, but I once took a test and apparently I’m Ravenclaw MBTI personality type: INFJ Places you’ve traveled to: Hmm, nothing too fancy, just a couple of states near Rio 5 Places you’d like to travel to: GRACELAND!!! Egypt, Greece, India and maybe Disneyland?? Place you’d like to live: GRACELAND!!! hehehe, I don’t know, maybe somewhere in US?? If the president election result was different?? Lol Pets: I have one giant and sassy female labrador dog called Safira Mythical pet(s) you’d like to own: *takes online quiz* Oooh, it says Pegasus, I’m okay with that What kind of mythical creature you’d most likely be: *takes a quiz once again* Okay, so apparently I’d be a Centaur, which is kinda funny because I’m sagittarius... but I wonder how I’d actually ride a Pegasus while being a Centaur, I mean...  O__o

Tagging: @ifiwantmagicinmylife, @thekit-katniss, @imnotoverlyobsessive, @oh-valencia, @unamused-kookaburra, @flowers-and-crossbows, @yavannanorrey, @magicwhodreamer, @annabelleebythesea, @icantihaverehearsal18 and YOU! ^_^

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SO’S GLEE EPISODE RANKING: NO. 23

I started a Full Glee Episode Ranking between seasons 5 and 6 over two years ago now (!!!). My opinions have changed somewhat since then (retrospect is an interesting thing), and I need to include the thirteen season six episodes I neglected in my original list.  With the two year anniversary of the show being over a few months away, I thought I’d count down to by posting an episode every day.  I’ll tag using: glee episode rankings

Here we go…

23. Wonderful (4x21)

Written by: Brad Falchuk Directed by: Wendey Stanzler

I don’t often see this come up when people talk the best of season four, but I really am endeared by it.  It helps that Kurt finally gets a story after having not much to do  for a long time, but also I enjoy Steve Wonder, and the whole episode has a kind of lighter and fun feel to it (which kind of sets up the tone of season five).  And - I think in general, the show finally feels like it’s moving again, as it felt stalled for a long time.  

So yeah - Kurt comes back to McKinley for the first time since Glease, and it’s nice to see him return in a better place than he was before - He’s done some growing up in New York, even if most of it has been off screen.  But we get some nice Kurt-Burt moments, and a nice couple of Klaine moments, and Idk, I like everything about it. 

Meanwhile, Mercedes is back - and she’s having some issues with her album.  And I kind of like that she has this story - to show that it’s not easy in the music industry.  Plus, Mercedes hasn’t had much to do all season, and it’s nice to see her coming back with a real story. Plus, I do like that she connects to some of the newbies, as it’s about time the newbies and the old crew finally start mixing more. 

And then we have Artie and Kitty - and Artie’s college dreams.  Which works for me, because it’s not a huge focal point of the episode, and Kitty is a good foil for Artie.  

Then, over in New York - Rachel still has to deal with Cassie and her midterms.  Except, haha, Cassie is just being supportive.  Whatever, I roll my eyes a little at the whole thing, but Cassie at least goes away, and it’s not like it takes up that much space in the episode.  Also is it just me or does all of Cassie and Rachel’s interactions in this episode feel like a set up for a lesbian porno? Just me? Okay.

High Points: 

The Kitty/Artie romance.  I actually liked it - because Kitty doesn’t take shit from Artie, and that works for me. 

Let’s talk about Kurt having a Men of McKinley calendar. 

More Hummel family awesomeness - as Burt’s cancer stuff is resolved. 

Mercedes and Mike are back! Yay for post-graduates I care about! 

Hashtag Glee Hates Girls

‘You look dirty cute.’ 

Mercedes taking Jake and Marley under her wing. 

Also Mercedes’s album story line. 

Katey Sagal as Artie’s mom.  Oh, I like her. 

Yes, Blaine coming up with marrying Kurt is totally misguided - totally.  But I like the scene with him and Burt, and Burt telling it like its. 

‘What a wonderful, wonderful week.’ ‘With you in it, a wonderful life.’ 

The cast looks like they’re having a lot of fun in this episode. 

Low Points: 

Why is Rachel calling Will before her dads and Finn? How weird.

More Cassie July. At least this the end of it.  (Though Cassie talking about running into Barbra Streisand is pretty funny)

Music: 

Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours: I think Kitty does a much better job than they give her credit for in the episode.  It’s fun - and a nice kick off to the episode. 

Superstition: OH, I love this one - it’s not a real trio, as Mercedes, Blaine, and Marley aren’t really singing together at any point, but I just adore this song.  

You Are The Sunshine Of My Life: Aw, Kurt, singing to your dad.  It’s ridiculous, but I kinda love it. 

I Wish: Mike and Jake dancing is a lot of fun to watch.  Not a song I would listen to on my ipod, but it’s definitely a solid and good number. 

Uptight: This song works, Cassie sings it well, it’s energetic.  It’s not my favorite thing to listen to, but it’s not a bad number. 

Higher Ground: Ah, Mercedes you sing it.  I love everyone’s enthusiasm in the scene more than the song, but Mercedes does a wonderful job. 

For Once In My Life: I love this one.  It’s mostly an Artie solo, but the whole group joins in, and everyone looks like they’re having fun. 

Final Verdict: It’s fun, and bright, and has good music, and finally gets everyone’s stories moving again when it feels like they’ve been stopped for so long.  It’s the hidden gem of season 4. 

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Klaine Wedding Pt.1

I used a Generator for this please don’t hate me I don’t take credit for this. <3. I promise that i will write my own material in the future, this was just a bit of fun -OXO R.S 

Credit goes to : http://fanficmaker.com/

Blaine was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!

Blaine danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening. Oh, how excited Blaine was! Today, he would finally be married to Kurt! (A/N Oh yeah, Blaine is gay.)

Of course for this day, Blaine had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except Santana cuz she's a bitch). Kurt himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit. Blaine was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror  There had been a mixup at the dresser but Kurt thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: Blaine couldn't wait until the actual night. See. Blaine had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. Blaine felt there had to be at least one thing Kurt should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited Blaine was to finally share that final bit with Kurt!

The day was coming along nice. Blaine received lots of compliments for his dress. Kurt looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Blaine loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long. And those hands, Blaine looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to Blaine while he did so. Kurt's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed Blaine's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held Blaine's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on Blaine's chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Blaine and Kurt. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when Blaine stood there at the altar about to give his word to Kurt. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arised no one else but Santana!  "Stop! You are making a mistake!" Santana said. "I should be with Kurt!!"

~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry ClarisaTheBeautiful, I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie! In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.

But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize. They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this. Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.

"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.

"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."

"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do." "Don't worry Blaine, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark "Thanks, Kurt. I will always be in the dark for you too"

With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of passion and romance. The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Security Gaurd came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and Sam, who had been the priest, too!). "I knew something was up," Santana said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this." She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at Blaine.

Blaine opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation. Santana laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite Sebastian but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to Sebastian and I defeated her and took her invitation.

Blaine knew that Santana could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Santana turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting Sebastian together. But Blaine didn't know that Santana could have defeated Sebastian...as long as she had enough motivation!

HAHAHAHAAHA, Santana laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!! The golums took Sam and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Kurt.

Santana walked over to Kurt and took his hand. "Now, Sam, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, Blaine try to stop me....I will ressurrect Sebastian!"

Blaine felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Blaine thought. Give up the love of Blaine's life or save the world from Sebastian. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture Blaine!

But long Blaine didn't have to be in agony. Because Blaine had a plan!

For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Blaine wondered why. Blaine turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down). Then the explanation - Kurt was secretly looking at him. Looking at him in that special way. Blaines soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.

In all of this. In all of this mess. They had eachother, even if eachother was the only ones that knew. Kurt turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Blaine was no longer transfixiated by Kurt. Fortunately no one else had noticed. Some time later in their secret hide-away   "I am glade we found a way to survive all that and still be together" "Yes, our plan seems to have worked despite all the events" "Do you think anyone spotted us?" "No" "No" "Yes" Raven emerged from the shadows of the darkness. "I know everything" she said. Blaine and Kurt gasped. Their secret was finally revealed!

"I dont love Kurt like you do" said Raven "but I have always lusted a bit after them. So you see if Kurt spends the night with me - I will never tell anyone. Blaine breathed a sigh of relief. That was, after all, a reasonable request. They agreed to the bargain. "Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said Kurt relieved. Raven was happy, and Blaine and Kurt thus got to live happily ever after together. With no one but Raven and themselves ever knowing. ~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~

"Uuuurgh," Blaine said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."

"What?!" said Santana in utter disbelieve.

"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Kurt just to make you jealous."

And then, then Blaine thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.

"Because really, said Blaine, I love you."

Santana stood there baffled. All the lackyss looked at her unsure what to do now "Y... you mean that?" said Santana.

"Of course not!" said Kurt and in that unguarded moment he knocked Santana unconscious.

"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Kurt yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards. All the other guests laughed as well. As did Blaine.

And afterwards, when the police came and arrested Santana, the wedding continued.

And as Blaine predicted. In the evening, finally he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that Kurt too had a secret, he whispered at Blaine, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, Blaine thought and it became a really really nice night.

Although, deeply, somewhere... Blaine felt a little doubt over his proclaimation of love towards Santana. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Kurt was Blaine's life partner now. Although... maybe... when Santana finally came free, Blaine might be able to convince Kurt to explore more kinks with the both of them....

The end