#megacracker

[steelthroat]

This ship needs some love, I'm going to hypnotize you and convince you that Megatron/Thundercracker is a great rarepair >:3

[starscream-is-my-wife]

None of the Decepticons are surprised

(Edit: the vans are Ratchet and Ironhide they use the same Nissan Vanette mold in G1)

[transingthoseformers]

Megatrine pregnancy announcement but it's Skywarp forwarding a single photo to the entirety of the Nemesis. It has Skywarp in frame giving a thumbs up to the camera, Starscream about to knock it out of his hand, and Thundercracker rubbing Megatron's back while Megatron vomits into the toilet. There's big text saying "WE'RE PREGNANT!!!" at the bottom.

SOBBING THAT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNY

Yes

Fantastic

[what-have-i-unleashed]

megacracker is such a funny ship because imagine it in the context of starscream. like starscream is like "wow i can't imagine thundercracker is actually doing something to help me get rid of that old bucket hat once and for all!!!" and no it's just thundercracker having good old jolly time with the faction leader. and when starscream slowly realizes that, he'll order tc to break up with megan right away. and the next day tc tells megs that they can't be together anymore. and megalodon is like ".... so you do whatever starscream tells you to?". and woah what is this novel concept called insubordination??? tc has never felt more rebellious in his life!!... wait is this why mettaton has starscream as his sic-

[catcake24]

Ughhhh, I hate that I love rarepairs that I struggle writing 😭

[12endigital]

Más de 500 alumnos de San Vicente del Raspeig participan en la gira Megacracks del Inter Movistar

San Vicente del Raspeig ha recibido esta mañana la visita de los jugadores del equipo de fútbol sala Inter Movistar con su gira Megacracks. En la iniciativa del club, han sido cerca de 600 los alumnos de primaria que han participado del dinámico entrenamiento junto a los jugadores del club. La convocatoria organizada a través de la Concejalía de Deportes, en colaboración con el club CFS Futsal…

[cruxiu]

Megacrack

[scalything]

horrible megacracker transparent like glass.

[headempty-justseekers]

HEY

BEAUTY AND THE BEASST

BUT MEGACRACKER

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Miners used to bring birds underground because their sensitive lungs will cause them to react much quicker than humans. While most people think they just brought birds in cages and then evacuated when they died, many actually cared deeply for the birds and had a device that will revive their little friends with oxygen.

When machines were invented to detect the toxic gases, some disliked the new sensors, as it meant they would have to give up their companions

Some of the G1 cartoon scripts hinted and the dreamwave bio directly saying that Megatron gave 'personal attention' to Thundercracker, but the addition that Thundercrackers bios has his quote listed as fear being the deadliest weapon and his biggest weakness being his fear of megatron? Cinema

I wanted to do something a bit different then usual and have Megatrons affection for Thundercracker be genuine, but he can't let Thundercracker go and for him to be alone in the mines, so they're both going to breathe in the toxic air together

[transingthoseformers]

Thinking about a situation where Megatron and all three of his seekers are together in some fashion. Idk the specifics but im imagining a mechpreg situation where Megatron's carrying and its chaos trying to figure out who exactly sired.

Starscream insists that he's the sire because as leader of the trine and second in command he's surely interfaced with Megatron the most.

Skywarp insists that they're his just to piss Starscream off, while Thundercracker is genuinely trying to use logical reasoning to figure it out. (Think bringing out a whiteboard and everything. Maybe even a pair of glasses and a pointer stick.)

Megatron says who the sire is depending on who's pissed him off the least day to day.

Sggssgsg omg this would be such a thing

Tbh, at this point, does it matter which?? (Read: it's Thundercracker)

[baebeyza]

Read @doomspoon888​ new fic, just had two mugs of hot chocolate and was wired to draw my reaction to that masterpiece! ~

Always ready for an excuse to draw cute Megatron <3

extra:

[bittyboom]

Megatron, your charms won’t work on everyone

or...

yeah. they do. never mind 

[princessozera]

On an unhinged note, if demons weren't prideful, could you imagine the shit show that would go down if after mc gets all the brothers' pacts some random demons started giving MC their pacts?

Bonus if the RAD student body gets mad/ split over this and it turns into "Team Solomon" vs "Team MC"

"SOLOMON ALREADY HAS 72 PACTS HE DOESNT NEED ANYMORE"

"EXACTLY, AT LEAST HES A STRONG, COMPETENT MAGIC USER WHO EARNED HIS PACTS AND DIDNT JUST HAVE THEM THROWN AT HIS FEET "

"72 pacts and he still couldnt get the 7 most important ones 😚"

"OKAY BUT-"

[doomspoon888]

Megathunder baby is basically Chuckie Finster

Yes

[trinarysuns]

Petition to ship transformers based solely on how funny the shipname is

Mildly amusing tier: doubles (WaveWave, SkySky, FireFire)

Funny tier: Starscream/basically anyone so long as Starscream comes last (DeadScream, BeeScream, SlipScream)

Hilarious tier: ThunderThunderThunder