#megh fuck it

[pempempemto]

i know it’s technically not undertale but papyrus is there so i might as well release it on the anniversary

anyway ! a slightly better rework of a comic i did a good couple months ago with dialogue taken from @carlyraejepsans ‘s post for let papyrus say fuck day

[bardic-inspo]

Today my husband really said to me "Next D&D campaign I'm gonna make a vampirate (yeah that's right, a vampire pirate) NPC just to watch you sweat. They're gonna have one of those puffy sleeved ruffle collar shirts with a vee-neck that they could tie tighter but they're just gonna leave it loose all the time and you're gonna see their collar bones."

And, yeah, that's it. That's pure Megh kryptonite 😭

[jewfrogs]

i haven't finished the seven (ive gotten through like. half of episode two) but i cannot watch the scene in the first episode with Sam in the Everpetal home without crying she means so much to me

she is everything in the entire world!! i love the rest of the heroic high schoolers dearly but its a bit hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby like she simply steals the show (and her story throughout the season is....you are in for a treat. and more tears). and yes that scene in the everpetal home...sephie deserves every award in the world. "you want me to be here alone" and "i might have anger issues" and "thank you mom".....no words

[drzootsuit]

People on twitter are making fun of the new sonic game for taking itself too seriously. Stand aside, you fucking weaklings. I've had to spend over a decade watching Sonic try to water itself down and produce bland green-hill-zone nostalgia bait garbage to avoid the wrath of dorks on the internet.

Sonic is gonna be fucking cringe again and I can't wait. I want the cartoon animal story to take itself dead fucking seriously and pump itself full of jrpg writing. You motherfuckers can't take it away from me now that I have it back.

"meh meh megh meh sonic has too many characters" go buy the 100th rerelease of the genesis games you crusty dweeb im gonna listen to nu-metal and play sonic 06 again

[aevallare]

Would love some Astarion fic recs at some point (absolutely no rush at all), because you clearly have impeccable taste 😘

-blinkblinkblink- i am honestly awful LOL i don't read much because i'm so busy writing BUT. i have some. faves. <3

if you're into x reader fic, @thedreamlessnights has a backlog you want!

now, TO AO3 WE GO

still the river - partingxshot

this is the first one-shot in a series. i haven't read the other installments in said series. this was recommended to me by @neosatsuma and she was so right as she is in all things. half-orc cleric tav. the prose of all time. you get it.

mercurial world - @again-please

everyone knows this series, or they should. incomplete. this was the first astarion fic i read. it's devourable. so bingeable. the sex rules. neve is fun and cute. what more could you want?

destroy your love - fangswithbenefits

two-shot. ascended astarion. this person gets it. astarion is fucked up and obsessed with tav. dubcon, kind of. care if you're squicked out by that.

midnight chimes - @bardic-inspo

multi-chapter. incomplete. second chapter just dropped. haven't read it yet. all megh fics are bangers. my longest thumbs up ever, auri-style.

romancing the (un)dead - marleymars

multi-chapter. incomplete. i inhaled the first chapter of this and haven't had time to come back to it, but i plan to. modern girl in the forgotten realms. i know little about the things and situations, but thus far it has the aevallare seal of approval (which is definitely worth a lot like so so much)

and the current drags you under - astarisms

one-shot. character study. no romance. astarion tests the boundaries of the tadpole.

-jazz hands-

[kharonion]

💓👀💔 for whoever you'd like!

Emoji asks || OCs

Thank you, Megh! 💕 I haven't rambled much about Esper in a while... so I'mma do that.

💓— What could their partner do to make their heart race?

Esper is a sucker for that kind of tropey 'bad boy behavior'—oozing confidence and assertiveness, some form of dominance, giving a big fuck you to societal norms. She never quite found a place in the pre-War culture (not one she willingly wanted to be in) and never had a chance to deviate from it until stumbling into Goodneighbor centuries later.

👀— What’s their favorite body part on themselves? On their partner?

It takes some time after being freed of Nathan's abuse for her to look at herself positively, but once she does, Esper finds herself quite proud of her arms. She's especially fond of how well they can swing a bat into raiders' heads.

For Hancock, it's his butt. What can I say, Esper is an ass gal. Bonus points for the way his hips sway when he walks.

💔— What could their partner do that would absolutely break their heart?

Relapsing back into his hard benders. It's her greatest fear, even: to come home and find Hancock succumbing to his demons again. She'd rather not even think about it.

[truelliaster]

eueuwgugeuegue genders, am jus rambling about my identity cause i need to write this down and i dont have any of my notebooks, not like i wanted this on physical paper anyways, dunno why am even talking about this ever on here

okay, so like

am non binary, or atleast, that’s what i say, or what i understood when i was like, 13 i think

that was 2 years ago, ever since then my gender — or lack of — has been oppressed and ignored by everyone i know (except my ex friend i think but she doesnt count for me) (maybe that’s why i feel wierd about her sometimes)

now i’m finally trying to properly understand it, cause, yea, i’mnot a boy or a girl, but i dont feel like i dont have a gender, non binary doesnt sit right with me

but my mother, oh how we allll love our mothers, when ever she got mad at me she started using the one time i brought up the fact i was non binary and part of the lgbtq community against me as part of her arguements when scolding me, *it hurt*

*oh fuck i’m reliving it now, that’s so painful and disgusting why in the world would you bring it up in such a nature* like seriously you already shrugged it off as a phase and a lie you didnt have to do that, i never even hinted to it ever during those times and i agreed to be referred to as your daughter and to never bring it up again, sp why in the world would you do that

anyhow, enough about that bullshit, back into genders no body wants to hear rants about homophobic ppl

wait what was i talking abiut again? ..megh

[stelmarias]

Came to your page from AO3, stayed for the oddly relatable shit posts because honestly nothing has tickled me as much as your blog in a hot minute

Thank you for saying this. Some people in my life have recently been astoundingly negative to my face about my post curation, so it really meant a lot to me to receive your ask. 

[weedexchange]

i can't believe my life actully came to this so fucking quick

[pjbehindthesun]

behind the sun playlist

courtesy of @gardenofstoney -- one of my very favorite humans, and if you know me, you know how short that list is, so really, she is a top-notch individual in every way. She's also a playlist genius. She imagined the fic so far as a movie and came up with an amazing soundtrack. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do -- here it is. (updated below with titles/youtube links for those without spotify)

1&2: Opening creds/background music. The Modern Lovers - Roadrunner The Replacements - Can’t Hardly Wait

3. Stone never met a girl like Cora Edwyn Collins - A Girl Like You

4. Background music Primitive Radio Gods - Standing Outside a Broken Telephone Booth With Money in my Hand

5. Heard blasting in Lucy's apartment The Pixies - Hey

6. Stoney&Cora Paul Westerberg - Dyslexic Heart

7. Jeff&Lucy Matthew Sweet - I’ve Been Waiting

8. Cora lying awake in Stone's bed PJ Harvey - Beautiful Feeling

9. Stone&Jeff driving ("Ps- since I couldn't go in great detail, there might be greater detail about why I exactly chose these songs but all I will say for now is #9 is like a Tommy Boy moment for Stone and Jeff driving some evening. Jeff picks him up and they're fighting over the radio and they both are like "you can change it if you want" "it's your car..." "I mean I'm okay with it if you are..." "[shrug]" [cue both singing along mid-song]") Natalie Merchant - Carnival

10. S&C Thunderpussy - Torpedo Love

11. S&C R.E.M. - Nightswimming

12. Cora reflection Sarah McLachlan - Possession

13. Stone reflection Cracker - Low

14. S&C The Swell Season - Low Rising

15. End creds Red Hot Chili Peppers - Behind the Sun

[bardic-inspo]

"Is there still rat stuck in your teeth, slave?" Is such a vicious line omg

[peridotite]

Samiiiii I love bumbleby SO MUCH?? Help????!!?

me kin id oh worm same hat big mood same. biggest samest worm

[frostahesmegabite]

How would he react, if he were transported into a "Steampunk" or "Cyberpunk" universe? 🤔 (I'll let you choose between the two.)

[ Good question @jacobdcheshyre! Thankfully with WoW and the Mechagon patch we had, I pretty much got to have that Steampunk sort of vibe for a little bit with the whole scrap yard piping everywhere sort of bit. Albeit, I know that's not 100%, but it gave me a good feel for how excited Mega would be! Needless to say, he walked away from that expansion with several new weapons designs and ideas as well gadgets and a new-found sense of purpose and inspiration. So, for a quick IC post, I'm gonna roll out with Cyberpunk. Now, forewarning, my knowledge here is limited, not out of lack of caring, just never got much time to explore it and my knowledge comes pretty much from Cyberpunk 2077 game, so I'm gonna essentially adapt him for that sort of lore/canon. ] A blinding flash of light and colors occurs! This isn't right! They're not only offensive to the eyes, but each sudden shift comes with a smash of concussive energy as if being hit by a sudden wash of air from an arriving hurricane. The largest problem isn't that it isn't just one, but a reoccurrence whose frequency is picking up in rapidity while being accompanied with the sudden shift of falling! Meghes begins to flip and roll, losing any track of what's up and down and he screams out into the cascade of colors! "Turn tha fuckin machine off! Bring me back!" Panic wasn't setting it, it was already there and was choking him out as he couldn't stabilize due to the turbulence and lack of identification on what was up or down, left or right! Bam! Bam! Bambam! BamBamBam! BAMBAMBAMBAM! Each forceful blow sent him flying in a whole new direction and he'd suddenly vomit, near ready to lose consciousness from it. Then... it settles and a bright light nearly blinds him, forcing his hands up just for him to realize that it's the Sun! Thank the Light! Maybe that was a bit to early though as he realizes he's still in freefall. This he can handle now that he has direction and he quickly flips around, gaining his bearing just to realize this sure as fuck isn't Azeroth anymore! As he flies down towards the ground, smooth towers of steel and glass stab up at the morning sky as if they were pointing up at his point of entry! He tries to scream, asking where the hell he's at but at this speed, words at lost and someone might as well have a leafblower pointed at his mouth. Around this moment is where reality kicks in and he sees the ground coming up -fast- and he casts a Feather Spell! Nothing. Panic sets in and he tries again. Still. Nothing. His mouth opens to scream but it sounds more akin to a blarglglgh! than actual vocabulary. He begins to slap himself, patting himself down for anything, mana crystals? All gone. No recharge. What the fuck?! His hands get to his vest, feeling around. Magical items all gone. Gold damn it! His hands go to his belt buckle, every goblin hand one and thank what the hell ever was watching over him, his belt was still there! His fingers twist off the buckle and he's given a small remote that's palmed and he hits the bright red button upon it, instantly activating his set of rocket boots so he can slow his descent! This wasn't going to save him, there wasn't enough fuel for that, but he had to slow down for the next part or he'd surely just fall to his death! With a few stalling blasts, the device in his hand begins to go off with alarms, warning to a low fuel source and with his other hand, he goes to his work vest and jerks on a rip cord! His clothing explodes out the back (thankfully not out of his ass!) and Goblin Glider's wings extend to the left and right above him as the boots propel him forward as opposed to down, helping to offer leverage so he can steer and glide down properly! Mega would need to thank Maxwell for that. Now though that this emergency was coming to a standstill, he begins to look around, trying to figure out just where the fuck he's at. "Tha hell did that Portal Machine take me..." Mega's body shakes from the adrenaline spike, but he maintains a grip as he soars overhead some mile up off the ground. His red eyes look

over the ground, trying to figure out who the hell built all of this! Was it Goblins? No. Not enough pollution or explosions, at least not here anyways. Gnomes? Maybe... but they tended to favor underground facilities and this certainly wasn't that either! Slowly, people come into better view and the site of vehicles and street vendors and people come into view and the signs! Oh all the signs! So many colors and advertisements! If it wasn't for all the humans plastered and shoved into all of them, he'd swear this was some kind of Goblin City centered entirely on Commerce and Trade, but that's when it hits him. This is nothing but Humans and Humans weren't like this... At least... not back on the Azeroth he knew. He needed time to process this, but with all the new sights and sounds, it was hard to do, even from way up here! "Where the fuck did that portal put me?!" He screams out, a new type of concern coming to mind now as he begins to look for a place to land. There's fucking people everywhere and while he's not familiar with what type of vehicles he's seeing, he sure as hell knows a road (Thanks Kezan!) when he sees one and he makes sure to steer clear from the Highway and the massive metal boxes going gold knows how fast! He starts to scan quickly, there! Trash bags! A heap of crap and junk on the ground, perfect! He begins to steer his glider into an Alleyway, bringing himself in and slowing his assent along the way until his feet touch down and he's left running. He plants his feet and pulls back against the Glider, using it as a counterweight to bring him to a skidding stop just before his crash pad of foul smelling trash! Phew! Mega didn't care about the Glider anymore at this point, nope! It was spent and he'd begin to rush towards the Alleyway entrance, hiding behind a dumpster to scan the area around him. "Well... smells like trash and shit here but... these humans." He pauses, seeing a human walk by with a set of massive mechanical arms that look like they could pulverize stone! But, they move so smoothly! They surpass anything he ever saw with Naturasu's prosthetics or anything the Gnomes or even Draenei came up with! These things moved as if they were essentially organic, but they weren't! Something in Mega's brain breaks in that moment and any fear or concern he has, suddenly floods out of him and is replaced by pure unadulterated excitement and he rushes into the street, scaring the every living fuck out of someone who thought he was some kind of overgrown rat or lab experiment until they see him dressed and moving with purpose! Megahes runs into the crowd and ocean of people, awe and amazement clear on his face as he gets way to close to several people with clear prosthetics and even some of them with weapons right there on their hips or backs! And some of their suits! Mega was in heaven! So many new things to explore! So much to try to take back... [For the sake of this already being -massive-, I'm gonna OoC cut in here and say that I think it's very fair that Megahes would probably have mental orgasms as he learned about everything and while he would try to find a way home, he'd also be working to try to learn as much about all of this that he can so he can take these ideas and designs home as well. Even if he wouldn't ever get back home, his apartment, home or where ever the hell he ended up staying would end up stuffed with nearly every schematic and idea design he could think of to take back. ]

[kharonion]

23, 24, and 25 for whoever your heart desires to answer for :)

Thank ya, Megh! (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ

Hmm... how about some more Esper?

🔞 under cut

Least favorite thing/part about sex—cleanup, setup, etc.

Cleanup. Simply because that means she has to leave the warmth of Hancock's hold and the bed. If she had it her way, Esper would just be a loaf in his arms indefinitely.

A song they would fuck/get fucked to

First thought is always Foghat, specifically I Just Want to Make Love to You.

Share a sample line of dirty-talk

Esper likes to give Hancock a taste of his own medicine sometimes by purring out, "Just admirin' the view."

Another example--when she's more dominant--is: "This may be your town, Mayor... but right now, this is my bedroom."

NSFW OC Asks!

[bisluthq]

Everytime someone brings up that Meghan Meghan video again my brain legit stops functioning for a few seconds. I hate what it does to me and I refuse to cave in to its power. It genuinely makes my chaotic bi ass question if I'd rather have sex with Taylor or Joe. Which is how I know that CWF will send me to fucking rehab smh.

Joseph : *looks at the camera, touches his hair, deep voice* Meghan, Megh–

Me: 🤰🤰

Lmaooooo.