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outhousesitter · 1 year
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A Special Spring Day Errand
It was a gorgeous late Spring morning, running some errands when my lower gut started sending me a message. Still had errands but could be done with a short detour to mall, the place of my favorite public restroom. My favorite because it almost out of public sight tucked away in the corner of the store’s men’s clothing department. Favorite because it was small with two toilet stalls, two urinals, never busy and dead quiet, the latter important for exercising my proclivities of enjoying the sound and smell created by a man on the toilet in animal mode having a movement.
Well, forget “never busy.” I entered to find both stalls in use and a guy waiting. I moved up beside him and started banter about the fine weather. Very personable and masculine attractiveness, 30ish. As I’m wont to do, checking out his butt nicely wrapped in faded Levi’s, rear seat seam disappearing into his ass cleft. It didn’t take long to pick up on the aroma of sweat his body was giving off. He was wearing an ID card, probably a worker in the mall. The gents in the stalls were not vacating. I could tell this man was getting uncomfortable shifting weight from one leg to the other. He walked over to one of the urinals, unzipped, started a stream of piss but there was another sound. He was releasing some gut gas into the seat of those Levi’s. Finished, he came back to wait and brought the aroma of that fart with him. Clearly the smell of a man ready to have a bowel movement and soon.
 Finally, one of the stall occupants flushed and left. My newfound “friend” quickly entered, closing the stall door behind him. I moved as close to the stall as possible without being seen. He unbuckled belt, unzipped and dropped the Levi’s to his ankles. What? No underwear? The sniffing value of those Levi’s just went up a notch. As soon as he sat down, the clear sounds of a slow hissing gut gas release into the toilet and a moist movement crackling out of his ass hole. Nice plop. A few grunts, the second movement crackled its way plopping into the toilet with a short fart. In a couple of seconds, a robust fart echoed in the room, another push and crackle of a third movement emerging. He grabbed a wad of toilet paper, wiped once. Fixed his pants. Leaving the stall he winked and said “have fun.” I hope he enjoyed his bowel movement as much as I did!
 I entered the stall. His musky body and fresh shit aroma still hung deliciously in the stall. The toilet was not flushed. There were his three dark brown well shaped movements in the bottom of the toilet, one partially covered with shit-stained toilet paper. Now I think I know why he said “have fun.” I decided to sit on the toilet and have a movement right on top of his.. Got up, didn’t wipe or flush that aromatic toilet full of shit and left.
 I hoped the guy who stayed in the one stall enjoyed the sounds and smells of two men in full animal mode.
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jetsi · 1 year
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Most fucked up chocolate i have ever seen
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eggcromancer · 13 days
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Happy late birthday, it was a wonderful post you made, I just gotta ask something outta the silly.
Do you think it's as cute as I do, the idea of moon having a second nightcap that's party hat coloured and he swaps that on for birthdays
@sea-menace Dream big, my friend! Why stop at 2 nightcaps...? >:}
We got some seasonal caps:
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Modern day AU, where Fazbear Co. runs a content farm TikTok account; and Moon is horribly out of touch with gen alpha humour (because no one bought the animatronics internet plans 🥲) caps:
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And @lavenoon's jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, amazing Accidentally Undercover fic caps! ✨
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Pretend that Agent Dusk lost his original nightcap in a deadly shootout with a rival spy team and he needs to whip up a replacement PRONTO before he loses all street creds (He still won of course, but at what cost,,,,)
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psipaka · 2 months
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i’m so normal about them guys
(IF I WILL SEE A SINGLE PERSON ASKING IF THIS IS SKIBIDI TOILET I WILL BLOW UP AREA 51)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz7 · 9 months
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I want, deserve, need to be raped.
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samijey · 26 days
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on a wrestling weekend with several kisses to choose from, i think this one from cody to sami might be my favorite
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ondathrone · 4 months
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Hottie took a good dump after his workout. If he knew - he totally didn't care!
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jasmine-reynoso · 3 months
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papi telling me how hes gonna make me a mommy while i let him use me as a toilet in the shower <3 <3 <3
hes gotten into the habit of using me whenever we shower together. ill usually hold as much pee as i can in my mouth until i physically cant and spit it up. today i got to lick and suck on his asshole <3
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wooferman-appreciator · 8 months
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
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didderd · 6 months
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just two handsome skelemans in skirts :3
Snaps belongs to me Baggs belongs to @megalommi
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like-apollo · 6 months
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Dante and David (Part 2)
 FRIDAY
Dante woke up the next morning with cum in his sheets. 
“Guess I’m doing laundry today.”  David and Dante both go to work that morning as usual.  They know Maria is coming over for dinner tonight and they'll have to play it cool. But David gets a filthy idea while he’s at work. 
When he gets home, David walks to kitchen with groceries in hand.  “Hey Dante.  You cool with tacos and fajitas for dinner?” he gives his son a knowing look, which Dante picks up on. They both smirk.
“That sound great to me."
David changes out of his work attire and and starts making dinner.  Dante helps with the meat as David chops veggies.   Dante finds himself thinking about his dream and his dad’s bare ass.  He was so curious about it - how did it look up close? How funky was it? What does it taste like?  What was gonna come out?
David was still horny from last night since he never got to bust.  Tension was growing in the kitchen.  David feels his stomach rumbling and he clenched his ass, trying to hold it in.  He chops the onions while feeling the gas pushing against his clenched asshole.  It was ready to bust out no matter what.
Dante notices how his dad’s discomfort.  David can’t hold back anymore.  He intentionally steps in front of Dante and backs his ass against his waist. 
PFFFRRRRTTTTTTTTTTFFFF BRUMMPPPRRRRTttSs
David pushes out a long, deep 15 second fart right on Dante’s dick.  This makes Dante hard immediately.  David feels his son’s dick growing and pushing against his hole.  The stench comes quickly and Dante is in a state of bliss. 
“Sorry son I –“
Dante quickly puts his hand over his dad’s mouth, interrupting him.  He grabs David’s waste and pushes it up harder against it.  He leans in to his dad and whispers “Don’t apologize, I want more”.  This pushes David over the edge as he starts moaning, his head falling back on Dante’s chest.  Dante grabs his dad’s firm ass with both hands and starts moving his hands down his pants and rubbing his ass cheecks. 
Both are loving this moment, feeling as though time stopped.  This was all they had right now.
“Dante there’s something I’ve been wanting to tell you about… it’s”
David is interupted again when they both hear the front door open.  They shuffle away from one another quickly, knowing that Dante’s mother just arrived.
Maria walks in the kitchen and her bubbly personality fills the room.  “Wow!  Something smells great”.  Dante and David give each other the same look, smirking.  The food was almost ready.
They finish making dinner and sit down to eat.  It’s a nice energy but there’s still so much tension lingering.  Throughout the night, Dante and David lock eyes with intensity. 
Dante notices David adding extra cheese to his fajitas.  He gives Dante a smirk which sets Dante’s dick off again.  He knows what cheese does to his dad’s stomach - and what’s coming for him later. 
As the night progresses, they finish dinner and Maria gets ready to head out. David is feeling stuffed and tense at this point.  He ate too many fajitas and the cheese was not agreeing with his stomach.  His face is scrunched up. 
“I know what that look means” Maria was familiar with David’s habits. 
“Yeah mom, you might want to head out before it’s too late haha”.  Dante was eager to be alone with his dad again.
They all share a laugh and say goodbye.  David walks Maria outside and comes back in.  Dante is sitting on the couch as David shuts the door behind him.  He locks the door as his eyes lock with Dante.  He dims the lights and walks over slowly with a primal look in his eyes.  Dante takes his shirt off and David follows suit.  David is now standing in front of seated Dante, his dick level with his son’s face. 
Dante puts his hand around David’s waste and pulls his pants down, revealing David’s heavy bulge pushing against his white underwear.  Dante strips down removing his shorts and boxers, rsrevealing his hard, 8 inch dick. 
Dante hears David’s stomach rumbling again and he knows it’s time.  He turns his dad around and gets on his knees, face pressed up against David’s ass.  He sees the skidmarks on his dad’s underwear, just like in his dream.
PrRRrrRRRFFfffumppppbroooumppttt
A strong fart busts through David’s underwear and Dante takes it right to the face. 
“Fuck Dante, take that fart.
Dante is moaning now, jerking off his dick.  David starts playing with his own dick as he removes his underwear. 
He spreads his bare ass in front of Dante’s face and starts to sit down.  Dant’s head gets pushed back to the seat of the couch as David’s ass engulfs his face.  His ass smells like sweat, dirty fajitas, and pure shit. 
Dante is in heaven as his dick is getting harder.  David feels his tongue moving around the outside of his hole, as he starts pushing out. 
Prrrfffffummppttt
“Oh Fuck Dante, there you go.”
Dante pushes his tongue deeper into David’s hole, tasting the funkiest parts of his asshole while David strokes himself faster and harder.
Warm air fills his mouth directly from the source.  It echoes down his throat and vibrates as he starts choking.
BRRRRRMMMMMMPPP
BRPPTtttTTT
Dante’s screams come out as a faint moan while he’s buried under David’s ass. He’s close to cumming while his throat is filled with the shitty aroma.  David grabs his son’s cock and leans down to suck on it.  The position pushes Dante deeper into his ass.
BBMPPPRRRRUMPPTttTTtttTsssSs
“Ahhh-uggghhh” – David lets out a strong fart down Dante’s throat as Dante fills his dad’s mouth with his load.  David slurps on his son’s cock and swollows every drop.  He stands up, dick still hard, and turns to see Dante panting to catch his breath after suffocating under the giant ass. 
“Get on the couch, boy.” 
David is still rock hard at this point.  He positions Dante on his stomach and gets behind him, pressing his lips against Dante’s sweaty hole. 
Dante starts getting hard again, feeling his dad kiss his hole, tongue going deeper.  He lets out a few farts in his dad’s face while David strokes himself.
BbbbBrrrRRmmpppTTtT
David taste’s his farts, which brings him to the edge. 
“I’m gonna fuck you tonight.”
Dante spreads his cheeks as dad repositions himself.  He presses the tip of his 9 inch cock against Dante’s wet hole.  Dante lets out a soft moan as his dad’s cock presses deeper into his ass. 
PpppRrumppppppTTT 
He farts on his dick, which makes David press in deeper and give him harder strokes.  With each pump, Dante’s ass talks back on David’s dick.
Prrrrrppptt
PhrruMmtt
PhffrumptTtssSs
PrrumptssSSsSs
His farts were getting wetter and louder as David was on the verge of cumming.  He gave Dante one last deep pump, causing his ass to spill open as a warm, wet fart engulfed his father’s dick.
“Ahhhhh fuck!”
David was cumming buckets inside of Dante.  Dante let fart after fart vibrate around his dick.  They were boath moaning as the remainder of David’s load pumped inside of him.  Dante turned around and looked deep into David’s eyes.  They kissed each other for the first time, and then collapsed on top of him.  They lay there quietly for a few minutes.
“We should probably get some sleep” Dante was exhausted and David agreed.  Dante went to take a quick shower as David cleaned himself off.  David laid down straight into bed. 
Dante came out of the shower and felt like a new man, having finally experiencing his deepest desires.  He laid down in bed that night naked thinking about this new experience.  He wondered if him and his dad would do it again or if it was just a one night thing.  He felt a little guilty for crossing the line and was thinking about how things could change.  He tried to wind down but he couldn’t fall asleep.  He wanted to talk to his dad about all of this.
He got up and walked over to his dad’s room, opening the door slowly.  His dad was sound asleep laying on his side, still wearing the same dirty underwear.
Dante walked over to David and got in bed with him that night.  He laid on his side, feeling his dad’s chest against his back.  In his sleep David wrapped his hands around Dante and it calmed him down. 
A few minutes go by.
Pffrrruuumpppttt
David is farting in his sleep which catches Dante’s attention. His thoughts start controlling him as his dick gets hard again. He slowly releases himself and goes under the covers, smelling his dad’s gas. 
Dante gets behind his dad and pushes his face up against his dad’s underwear-clad ass.  He breathes in the warm funk, feeling high from the fumes.  David let out more farts in his sleep as Dante took each one to the face, breathing in as he caressed David’s torso. 
He falls into a deepthat night with his face buried in his the funky ass.  
SATURDAY
PhhhffbbRRrrrrruummMmmtT
In the morning, David wakes himself up with a warm fart.  Dante is still under the covers, buried face first in his ass.  David wiggles around slowly, causing the smell to disperse over his face.  He puts his hand on the back of Dante’s head and pushes it closer against the crevice of his underwear, feeling his nose press against his hole.
BbrrRrRrumMmpt
Dante slowly comes to conciousness as he realizes he’s trapped in David’s dutch oven. Instinctively, he lowers the dirty underwear and goes in face first, tongue-fucking the dirty hole pressed against his face.
David is moaning but suddenly gets tense.  He feels his hole tighten up and realizes what’s coming is more than a fart.  Dante is still licking the rim of his hole, moving up and down.  He tries to penetrate with his Tongue but David is too tight.
“Dante, you might want to move your head.  I -”
“No dad, I’m gonna take it… No matter what.”
“I have to shit, Dante” David says, feeling more urgency.  He leans forward to get up but feels Dante pull him back from the waist.  He moves David back so he’s laying on his side and pulls his face close again, opening his mouth and surrounding David’s tight pressure filled hole.
David isn’t sure about this but he feels the pressure building fast.  He tries hard to hold it in but the fajitas from last night are coming back with a vengance.
Dante breathes warm air on the hole, massaging around it with his tongue to help him relax.  He feels the pressure around the tight hole as the taste gets warmer and earthier. 
“I want you to feed me.”
Dante knows he’s pushing the envelope.  He knows that once they cross this line, there’s no going back and their relationship would change.  It would bring them closer.  David can’t hold it back anymore.  He feels Dante’s tongue push harder on his clenched hole and he’s losing control.
“Uhnnn… Gaaah”
Brrrhhh-Pft
A low but potent fart releases from his ass.  It’s wet, feels warmer, and tastes like pure shit.  Dante opens his mouth with his lips around David’s hole, feeling the pressure expand.  He’s stroking himself tasting the wet, shitty musk when he feels a new texture slide on his tongue.
David is groaning, with his hand pressed on Dante’s head.  He’s holding it still so he can’t move.
“Here it comes…” David pushes out and a fat log busts slowly past his open hole and right across Dante’s open lips.  It fills his mouth quickly.
“Ughhhh”
Feeling instant relief, he takes a shit down Dante’s throat.  Dante instinctively tries moving his head back, unable to breathe, but it’s locked in by David’s strong grip.
“Yeah, that’s a good little dumpster.  Take daddy’s shit like a man.”
Dante chokes on a mix of David’s gas and fresh shit, which pushes his limits.  He can barely breathe and any air he gets is toxic.   He’s still locked into David’s, ass to mouth, as feels more pressure on the hole. 
“I’m not done yet.”
David sits up and turns his body so he is sitting directly on Dante’s face, locking him down with his legs.  He pushes out a soft turd from his ass and into Dante’s already full mouth.  At this point, Dante his absolutely no control as his mouth is overflowing.
At the same time, he has never been this turned on.  He surrenders his willpower completely.  He feels lightheaded but his dick is throbbing.  David still has him pinned down against his shit-covered hole but he needs to breathe. Slowly but surely he swollows it all down. He pants heavily into David’s ass.
“Good work baby boy.  Now wipe for daddy.”
David starts rubbing his hole against Dante’s face leaving skidmarks across his nose and around his beard.  David is stroking his own cock as he leans forward and sucks, causing Dante to moan with intense pleasure.  Dante cleans his hole with his tongue again as his cock is throbbing in David’s mouth. 
“Mmmmmhhhmmm.  UGH I’m gonna bust.” 
Dante shoots a thick load down David’s throat with a loud moan.  David keeps sucking until every thick drop of cum is out, which has Dante on the verge of screaming.  David gets up, releasing Dante and turns around to face him.  He gives him a deep kiss, with a mix of Dante’s cum and David’s shit spilling into each others’ mouth. 
David is stroking himself harder and his breathing gets shorter.  Dante moves his head down while David’s stroking himself and he wraps his lips around David’s member.  David thrusts his cock down his son’s throat, still wet and dirty from their kiss.  His balls tense up and he pulls out, shooting a heavy load across Dante’s face and chest.  Ropes of thick cum cover him while David is panting until he collapses on the bed. 
Dante laid there next to David, knowing this was just the beginning of his new life as a fart sniffing dumpster.
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javelinbk · 7 months
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The Beatles in Help! (1965)
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beverenvile · 15 days
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Some stupid drawings of gay people. Nothing weird 🤑
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freshfakeboy · 2 months
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Most of the time, when I lick strangers piss off of toilet seats, it isn't even to get off, I just see it and my brain goes num and forces me on my knees, my purpose is to clean up after men, right?
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stinkyboiii · 1 month
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I think a cute chubby gassy gamer boy i can serve however he sees fit would fix me rn.. >///<
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ondathrone · 4 months
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Cute young guy had an urgent blowout dump at Home Depot
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