Sayu/GDL quotes / promises to self while drunk as shit
Que eres un baño?!
“Im so used to shit going wrong that it just doesnt phase me anymore”
“If i go into an office job id have to wake up in the morning, which i just don't wanna do”
A bar without a manager
Nothing feels better than going home but nothing feels better than leaving home too.
“Be a traveler not a tourist”
“I been keepin busy! No idea what with though. I just been smokin joints playing guitar and surfing”
One more bus
One more uber
One more hostel check in
One more round of storytelling how we got here
One more gig
A few more beers
Una mas cerveza
One more night
Una mas noche
No more waves
No more taco stands
No more in jokes
No more calling directions in spanish
No more setting up the tent in excitement
No more packing down the tent in a hurry
No more Duolingo sessions in a hammock
No more chess games
No more joints rolled at the last minute
No more joints smoked at all hours of the day
No more “you hungry?”
No more tracking down vegetables
No more long bus rides spent sharing snacks
No more movies on your shit tablet
No more pringles, principe and stoner snacks
No more reminding each other to get our shit together
No more jamming guitar
No dancing while doing simple tasks
No more of your tunes
No more guac n beer
No more two aussie dickheads
“Phone wallet shoes nothing on my head that im gonna lose”
“Adios Cabron”
“His drip dope, you gotta be 70% homeless, 20% gay to be fly”
“Whats the 10%?”
“Opium”
“Stoner! I choose you!!”
“Yeah well, fuck off” on cross cultural relatability
hope is a hell of a drug
The enemy was defeated, in a valiant battle with three little Mexican girls with long hair and cute gold glasses, not far from the stargazers, at midday, with ice cream. Or the youthful romantics, an archetype that seems to transcend every culture since society itself. Watched on in silence by the cute, erratic yet robotic, overly friendly squirrels. A picnic without snacks, soundtracked by Jeff Buckley in the shade of a well watered bush
Manifestation is gaslighting yourself
The heat of hell is ever so slightly warmer for you isnt it”
“You sound like a constitution”
“We need to rebrand politics but with much more sex”
“Dont smoke”
W dart in mouth
“A bar for a football team that never wins, for fans that never succeed”
“If you commit suicide you cant go to the pub”
a british guy
“Yeah but if you commit suicide, guess where we go? The fucking pub”
another british guy
A game of football can mean two very different things depending on who’s watching
A taco is only as a good as what you can put on it
Am i going to regret not going out? Enjoying it all? Being young n stupid in Mexico and everywhere else?
Will I regret not knowing what any of these drunk messages to self mean? Probably.
Booze is fuel for survival. I am a bartender who hates going out. A socialite who cannot stand socializing.
words from a drunk aus fuck in Mexico, solo, with a kiss on the cheek and a cuddle”
“Its fuxkin mexixo ya prick”- on uber eats, n walkin for street food
2.12 - the minute of the end of the phonecall w ya nan, the only pure soul left in ya life
Thanks for finding me phone - from a welsh cunt who likes flashing his dick
I love thinking while drunk because I don’t have to deal with the realizations
Chinga su madre but with a car horn
“We’ve literally sat down all day”
“Thats what traveling is about. Traveling halfway across the world just to sit down”
dive bars, tacos with drunks and adele on the roof till 4am
“I dont identify as American I identify as a marxist”
The more decrepit and dilapidated the restaurant looks, the better the food is.
Weathered hands make the food, not fresh paint on the walls
“Theres more to life than dating everyone you meet, i guess”
“I either need tequila or a sweater and im not sure which it is”
“The cartels comin” shoot ya drink
“You look good bro!”
“Are you drunk?”
“No, he’s just happy”
deja vu from a rooftop w some beautiful Mexicanos in GDL
“How dare you show so much grace so many time zones away”
feel like we gon spend the rest our lives searching for the thrill of skating to the ellenbrook hungry jacks at midnight for snacks while on a videogame bender
Lessons from seeing your favorite band in a new place: It’s better with your friends. In the place you came to love them, even if its less fun
“We have this saying in Mexico that says “Las bonitas tambien quiermbaila“ which means “the pretty woman also wants to dance”
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