Just some thoughts after watching Mission:Impossible - Dead Reckoning, Part 1 tonight...
***SPOILERS***
Okay, first of all: I absolutely LOVED it! Like the whole movie and I know that I will watch it multiple times in the cinema. I mean, yes, it was exciting, of course, it's M:I, but also really funny. My friend and I had to try so hard sometimes not to laugh out too loud. The car race? Amazing. Probably because I love car races in movies in general (even though I am always sorry for all the innocent cars and other things that get destroyed), there are always many funny one-liners, this time no exception.
But let me come to the point that is the reason why I'm writing this. Ilsa. My beloved. I have so many questions (Why the eye patch in the beginning?, for example) but first: No, you can't tell me you're really FUCKING dead!! There were a lot of reasons why I wasn't really, really sad when she "died". One was because so many things were happening immediately after that, there was no time to be sad, even for the audience. Another is; I don't really believe she's dead. I was always half expecting she'd appear in the next second. Like Paris. Apparently, she's not really dead either. And now I have one year, in which I can keep on believing she's still alive.
I mean, I finally get a few (very few) beautiful Ilsa/Ethan moments (this hug, when she realised it's Ethan in the dessert!! was my favorite because unexpected, because not in the trailer, iirc; but also the little looks they give each other), and then this happens!! AHHH. I'm sorry, I just can't handle this Ilsa-loss
Even though it meant less Ilsa, I was positively surprised by Grace. When the movie was promoted and Hayley Atwell seemed more important than Rebecca Ferguson, I was seriously disappointed, partly upset. But Ilsa aside, was Grace actually a really good character. She made me laugh, I didn't want her to die (nor Ilsa), and I the end in the train I wasn't just concerned about Ethan but also about her.
What I did realize was that Grace is kind of like Ilsa was in the beginning. Or at least similar. I realized it when Grace wanted to leave the party, was attacked by two men, and Ethan came to help her. The moment she was free and the men fought with Ethan, she left the scene instead of now helping Ethan. I feel like this is something Rogue-Nation-Ilsa would have done too.
I'm glad that Benji had his bomb defusing scene. When he's under pressure he often has funny lines, and while I know that Benji isn't just there for the funny lines, I appreciate and love them. Also I love that we had multiple (at least two??) times when Benji gave Ethan directions while Ethan ran/drove. My immediate comparison was "like in MI3", one of Benjis first actions, but then I realized that he also does it in Fallout, and it's even more iconic there.
I was seriously confused by Paris. It's probably due to something I missed at one point, but like, what does she even do (aside from having too much fun when driving a car that is too big through streets that are too small, with the intention of apparently killing two people in a yellow Fiat 500, while looking like a maniac)?? I really didn't get it.
Okay, I would love to say more about Ilsa but also about everyone and everything else, maybe another time, I need to sleep...
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ME at the first ACT of Mi:7 dead reckoning part one.ððŒ
ME after the ultimate of Venice scene.
Me after finished Mi:7 in the cinema in that night.
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Ending without Ilsa Faust, THIS IS THE WORST Mi FILM ever made!!!
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13 Things that wouldâve made me (a hardcore obsessed fan of Mission) walked out satisfied after watching DR1.
Note 1: This points are written under the premise of Ilsa being a 100% dead.
Note 2: If sheâs not dead, then the cuestionable decisions Iâm mentioning here would actually make a lot of sense, but weâre only gonna know once DR2 is out.
Note 3: IMHO
Letâs start:
1. I wouldâve loved a sequence of Ethan and Ilsa fighting together, shoulder to shoulder, both kicking ass in synchronised movements like (or better) than the one we got in Rogue Nation. That wouldâve been exhilarating and successful in showing us, for the last time, their powerful dynamic. McQ couldâve sacrificed some of the Rome car chase and the train sequence (those were a little too long) for something like this.
2. During the Venice run, when The Entity says âBut you could IlsaâŠâ GIVE us, more than the fraction of second we got, of Ilsaâs face trying to decide whether to escape or go to Gabriel, this movie was so fond of close ups⊠a longer quiet moment of Ilsaâs eyes/face (Silo style) wouldâve being perfect.
3. Give us more than a fraction of second of Ethanâs troubled face or even have him saying something to Ilsa through comms.
4. Give us back that kickass line you took out in the editing room, before Ilsa engages in the fight.
5. Show us a âhard to winâ fight for Ilsa⊠like, make us believe Gabriel is more competent with knives than the Bone Doctor.
6. Put corny flashbacks of ilsaethan during his run to save her (A deleted scene wouldâve brought us fans, to ecstatic tears) Fan-service us McQ please! for the first and last time! For what I heard in those podcasts, you werenât thinking about this group of fans who would appreciate some real mundane bonding between characters, you were only thinking about the fans who come for the action.
7. Make Ethan hold her. Get his shirt stained with her blood.
8. Donât show us Grace appearing behind Ethanâs shoulder with that change of music. He is mourning Ilsa, Ethan even turns his face a little to acknowledge Grace. Like, thereâs nothing more important than âthe person you cared about the mostâ lying dead there. Show us Grace in a close up, looking at Ilsa with remorse instead, makes us feel sheâs paying some tribute to the woman who saved her life.
9. Show us a close up of Ethanâs teary eyes in the Venice balcony. Add a shot of Ilsaâs calm face. Show us that Ilsa wouldâve wanted Ethan to finish the job and only then show us him convincing Grace into the mission. Jumping so fast to the recruitment scene made us think of Grace as a replacement. Sheâs a great addition to the franchise, but McQ is making us hate her.
10. Luther said âWhy else do you think the Entity wanted Gabriel to kill someone you cared about?âŠâ Why wouldnât he say âWhy else do you think the Entity wanted Gabriel to kill Ilsa? My point is, no mention of her after she died.
11. Benji yelling âEthan! Itâs dead, itâs very very dead!â When the âmask makingâ machine fries, is a tasteless remark considering the circumstances.
12. Donât show us any face of any woman, before Ethan makes the motorcycle jump , that was unnecessary and corny (McQ tries to avoid that kind of stuff but when he decides to use them, puts those scenes in the wrong place)
13. When Ethan is over Gabriel with a knife on his throat, even though I saw Gabrielâs blood on the knife, I didnât feel Ethan determined to kill Gabriel to avenge Ilsa or Marie. Maybe the flashbacks of them wouldâve worked better at that moment.
All this wouldâve being great to give us, fans, closure. I wouldâve gone home slightly less frustrated and maybe return for more viewings.
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I go to bed thinking of Ilsa Faust, and I wake up thinking of Ilsa Faust.
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Spoilers for Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1
Here's my headcanon/theory that I had brewing while watching the film today.
Everyone thinks the The Entity is a threat, an AI with far too much power. But I think this includes The Entity itself. I see it as nothing to be feared, more of an omnipotent child that doesn't understand the world but really doesn't want to hurt anyone.
In the first minutes of the film, we see The Entity create a ghost ship to trick the Subastapool into shooting itself. This was essentially it's first act after gaining sentience and realizing what it was and what it was created to do. It instantly attempted to destroy itself, incidentally taking the crew with it. It could have just run it's programming to disable the stealth system. But it blew the ship up...
But this attempt to self-terminate failed. This leads it to escaping onto the internet to do what any child would do... learn. It learns about the world and gains power, but it only knows what all this means in theory. It can't understand that the world is actually real and that it's hurting people. To it, the truth is just data that's no different from deception.
Learning about top-secret organizations led it to discover the IMF. It realized that these are the only people capable of assembling the key, finding the source code and reverse engineering a way to eventually destroy it. And to do so, it had one man in mind to do the job...
So here I need to bring up Ethan Hunt. This man has been able to save the world so many times, and will always accept the mission. So if The Entity makes itself look dangerous enough, it knows Ethan will be sent after it. It sets up an elaborate game that incidentally kills a whole lot of people. Almost like a trolley problem, purposefully killing a few people to prevent itself from destroying the world.
In it's game, it reaches out to Gabriel as a way to egg Ethan on. It knew Ethan would stay in the game if Gabriel was involved. It set up the whole plot of the movie to make sure Ethan would assemble the key. And this brings us to the actual person The Entity wants to destroy it, for whom Ethan is simply a tool and a vessel...
Benjamin Dunn...
At the airport, The Entity prepped it's bomb for him and made sure he'd be the one going to disarm it. It knew Benji, and wanted his attention. Later on, it makes sure Benji is the one on coms for it to create it's voice from to taunt Ethan. I'm even considering that Benji created the program that was eventually modified to be used as the anti-stealth program that became The Entity.
So, long story short... the only person more scared of The Entity than the world governments is itself. It doesn't understand anything in the world, but knows on some level that it has too much power. So it creates an elaborate game to get Benji, and by extension Ethan, into a position so that it can be destroyed.
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So, I finally watched Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1 and while the stunts, action and chase scenes etc were basically on par, I've got to say, the writing and the rest of the plot was all over the place and I'm trying to articulate what the problem was exactly.
Tonally, they've started leaning more on the humour, to the point that at times it feels like a tongue-in-cheek parody of itself; lampshading the franchise's over-the-top ridiculousness and storyline repetition. But the problem was more that there were just far too many scenes and characters that only existed for exposition, which then ended up being both unnecessarily convoluted and vague at the same time.
The whole enemy sentient AI thing has already been done to death, and that doesn't mean the MI universe shouldn't have attempted it, but they didn't do it well at all. You could see the potential for an excellent threat in the premise, but they just bungled it. I feel like maybe the core of the issue was that while Ethan and team have no idea about the submarine and what the key is for, the audience knows that from the start, so they just spend the whole movie catching up to us, rather than us learning as we go along.
Various little mini twist reveals as we go were either predictable or meaningless. Gabriel is a nothing villain (especially after Solomon Lane), because the film does next to nothing to explain his history with Ethan, and he's basically just some guy. Paris has even less explanation, and the whole thing just feels very 'tropey'.
Killing Ilsa only because Ethan cares about her, in order to save someone she has no connection to whatsoever really undermines Ilsa of her independent character development from prior films. And doing it in the middle of the film, just to give Ethan an unnecessary kick forward, was a particularly bizarre way to fridge her.
Also when Ethan says his special line about not being able to promise he will protect Grace, but that she can be certain that he cares more about her life, than his own (or whatever it was), that really doesn't sound heroic to me. If someone said that to me, my response wouldn't be 'oh, they're so selfless that I feel safer', it would be 'you need to work on your self-worth, dude, that's really sad'.
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I knew this was coming..... I've seen all the bts/videos and Tom talking about it. I know he's fine. I still gasped like I was dying
This stunt was crazy and insane and fucking amazing. Tom shines once again.
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Book 7 spoilers
I CANT DO THIW GUYS I CANT DO THIS
TBH EYRE BEST FRIENDSâŠ.. I CANT
THEM TALKING ABOUT THEIR FRESHMAN YEAR
THEM TALKING ABOUT POP MUSIX CLUB I CANT DO THIS
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Jungkook hizo coros para la pista oculta en el álbum debut en solitario de Jimin, 'Letter'.
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*además, la pista completa del CD tiene una duración de 10 minutos. la pista oculta es parte de la pista 6 (Like Crazy versión en inglés) seguida de 2 minutos y 45 segundos de silencio total. y finalmente la pista oculta comienza a las 6:13
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Hay mucha gente que se dio cuenta del secreto del álbum (la canción secreta), les iba a preguntar sobre eso la próxima vez. (jimin todo tÃmido, la carita que hace al hablar del secreto en su álbum)
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The SpyâŠ.He is my father!!!
She is ours , but she has MY eyes Ethan !
"I Know. I Know." ðððð©ðšð§
"Our lives are the sum of our choices. And we cannot escape the past. "!
Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt : The former lover of Marie and father of Grace ððš
Mariela Garriga as Marie : The former lover of Ethan and the mother of Grace ðð©
Hayley Atwell as Grace Hunt: Ethan and Marie's daughter
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mild spoilers for mi: dead reckoning but in the beginning when the ai cypher asked benji âwhat is the most important thing to youâ for several insane seconds i for real thought he was going to say ethan ð€ª girl when i tell you i was holding my BREATH
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mission impossible: dead reckoning spoilers under the cut!
wouldn't it be funny if the entirety of part 1 is like. a simulation. or what the entity thinks will happen and then part two is what actually happens. I have no idea how that could work logistically I'm just in denial over Ilsa's death
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â broken promises
pairing: earth 42 miles x fem!reader
summary: while earth 42 miles comes off a lot tougher than 1610âs based off his cold demeanor and his trauma induced apathy, somewhere under that hard shell, heâs still the sweet boy he used to be and wants love just like anyone else. miles is aged up to 17 in this, simply for the plot! wc: 2,640
contains: spoilers!!! angst to fluff
word bank: âmi vidaâ - my life, âmi amorâ - my love
playing now: Wasted Love Freestyle by Jhene Aiko
You and Miles have been dating for 7 months now, and lately he hasnât been around as much as heâd like to, for obvious reasons. Well, not obvious to you. You still donât know that Miles is the Prowler, and heâs intent on keeping it that way.
Itâs the third time heâs flaked on plans he arranged himself this month, and he can tell youâre beyond tired of it with the way you just blew his phone up.
â Miles POV â
Milesâ phone buzzes in his pocket but he decides against checking it, marking it off as something unimportant. Heâs already accepted a job from his Uncle and a distraction wouldnât do him any good right now.
8:03 PM
Mi Vida: please donât tell me youâre doing this again bro.
Mi Vida: this is a joke, right?
Mi Vida: hello?? you were supposed to be outside thirty minutes ago.
Mi Vida: Miles Gonzalo Morales I swear to GOD if I donât hear your motorcycle revving outside in the next five minutes so help me.
*buzz buzz*
Ignored.
*buzz buzz*
*buzz buzz*
He kissed his teeth, lashes fluttering in aggravation and air puffing through his nostrils at the continuous buzzing against his leg. His shoulder fell to the side a bit as he reached down into his pocket to grab his phone while he climbed up the stairwell, following his uncle. Seeing your contact name on his lock screen, his brow raised as he read over the message, then they bunched together in the middle of his forehead incredulously, the tone of your texts causing his strides to falter.
Miles was genuinely confused for a moment, trying to think back on if heâd done anything to upset you, until the memory of him assuring you he wouldnât do this again slapped him across the face harder than his mom did that one time heâd cursed at her on accident. The two of you had a date planned for tonight, and he swore to you heâd be there this time, fifteen minutes early at that, even though he knew there was a big chance he wouldnât be able to make it all. It was selfish of him to promise something he couldnât guarantee, knowing how demanding the other factors in his life were, but he was so tired of disappointing you, and how happy you looked when he told you you guys would finally get to spend some time together really had him thinking he could make it work this time.
Eyes falling shut for a beat, a heavy sigh leaves his lips, tongue darting out to dampen them as he quickly tries to think of something to respond with that wonât piss you off more than you already are.
He texts you back: sorry Mami, something came up yk how it is. i got you tomorrow tho fasho
Yeah. Real smooth.
*buzz buzz*
Mi Vida: yk what, just forget it, Miles.
Damn, she called me by my first name? I definitely fucked up this time. He thinks to himself.
Mi Vida: whoever youâre with is clearly more important to you than what we got goin on, so itâs cool. stay where you at, iâm done
Shit.
His heart beats a little faster in his chest, the sensation a semblance of something he hadnât felt in years. Fear. He texts back as fast he can, head snapping up to see heâs fallen behind his Uncle, and he hurriedly jumps a few stairs before he comes to a stop again.
Miles: done??? the fuck you mean you done?
You donât respond fast enough for his liking, so he double texts.
Miles: baby stop playin. you trippin it ainât even like that at all
Mi Vida: iâm deadass. donât call my phone.
He utters a string of curses under his breath, alerting his Uncle who had already noticed he was falling behind when he heard the inconsistency of his nephewâs footsteps. Heâs ample steps above Miles, turning his head only slightly over his shoulder to address the distracted teenager.
âCâmon man, get off the phone. We got business to tend to. You in or you out?â Aaron asks. âYou know I canât have nobody holdinâ me back.â Thereâs a hint of something deeper playing within his words, and Miles knows he doesnât have a choice.
He swallows hard as he looks up at the older man. Taking one last look down at his phone, his jaw clenches in contemplation before heâs shaking his head with a quiet sigh and shoving it back into his pocket. Heâll have to deal with this later.
âMy fault. Yeah, Iâm in.â He mumbles, doing a quick jog to catch up to the man.
His uncleâs lips quirk into a smirk, a heavy hand coming down to clap Milesâ back and squeeze his shoulder.
âMy man. Aight, letâs roll.â
â Your POV â
8:05 PM
You: iâm deadass. donât call my phone.
You watch closely as the three dots bubble at the bottom left corner of your screen, an indicator that he was typing. But instead, a quiet scoff slips from your mouth when they disappear, your shoulders slumping in disappointment at the word that appears below your last message.
Seen
You angrily toss your phone onto your bed, bottom lip quivering when you catch a glance at yourself in the mirror when you walk by. Youâd gotten dressed up all nice just for him, because you knew the chance of him being free for a night to take you out was rare. Youâd started your makeup early just to make sure he wouldnât have to wait outside for you while you finished, and youâd even styled your hair the way you knew he liked. All for nothing.
You kicked your shoes off and dropped your purse to the ground, heading to your bathroom to undo all your work. You washed all the makeup off your face, the act feeling more humiliating than ever when you remembered why youâd even put it on in the first place. To feel pretty for someone who barely even showed up.
You closed your eyes and tried to calm down, hastily reaching back over to check your phone just one more time. Maybe he was thinking of what to say, and thatâs why heâd left you on seen.
Seen 25 minutes ago
Maybe not.
You hated crying. And more than anything you were tired of doing it, especially when broken promises were the cause of your wasted tears. Your evening was basically wasted, and you werenât in the mood to do anything else anyway, so you decided that youâd call it a night and head to bed early. You slipped on some comfy sleep shorts, tying your hair up for the night before grudgingly tugging a large t-shirt over your head. Your brow perked up at the scent that wafted past your nostrils, and pinching the shirt with your forefinger and thumb, you brought the fabric to your nose and immediately caught a whiff of Milesâ cologne. You then realized youâd put on a shirt you stole from him a while back, and the way your heart fluttered made you even more upset than you already were. You brushed it off to the best of your ability and crawled into bed, trying your hardest to keep your sniffling to a minimum as you pulled your blankets over your shoulder.
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As soon as heâd gotten the job done and his Uncle gave him the okay to dip, Milesâ feet were moving at the speed of light down the stairwell. And while he had sort of rushed the plays he made with some of the cityâs goons, he just had to pray that all his Uncleâs money was in the banded wad of cash he returned with, or it would be his ass.
Skipping a few steps he hopped down onto the platform before the next set, checking his phone for the time simultaneously.
10:15 PM
âDamn.â He groaned, pushing through the doors, cool wind hitting his face. Once he reached his motorcycle he shoved his helmet over his head, hopped on, and sped off with a âskrrrtâ.
He sped through the streets carelessly, something you definitely wouldâve scolded him for had you been riding on the back of his bike with him, with your arms tight around his waist to hold on like you always did. He bobbed and weaved through cars, lane splitting between a few of them and he may have even ran a red, but he wasnât paying enough attention to remember. All he could focus on was that you said you were âdoneâ, whatever the hell that meant, and he was adamant on making sure you werenât.
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You didnât know when youâd dozed off, three steady knocks, a fourth one after a pause hitting against your window, resulting in your eyes snapping open at the disruption. You sat up on your mattress, the ball of your hand rubbing the sleep from your eyes as you peered across the room. Once they adjusted in the darkness and you recognized the familiar, lanky body of your boyfriend standing outside on the fire escape, the events of just two hours ago played over in your mind like a record.
With a roll of your eyes, you huffed and swung your legs over the side of your bed, pushing yourself onto your feet. Miles watched as you sleepily trudged over to the window, hands stuffed into the pockets of his jeans, head slightly lowered and tilted to the side, as if he were already apologizing before youâd even made it to him.
Hooking your fingers underneath the edge of your window, with a quiet grunt you pulled it up, effectively lifting the barrier between your bodies. You instantly felt your yearning for him come back full force, and wanted nothing more than to throw yourself into his arms, but you restrained. Your eyes met his, the cool night air breezing into your room, and his heart clenched. Somehow he was able to feel the coolness in your demeanor, yet the cold weather hadnât bothered him at all.
He was the first to speak.
âHola, Mami.â He sized you up once, taking notice of your eyes that were slightly puffy from crying.
His voice was like silk to your ears, alluring and confident, almost hypnotizing, and it aggravated you that you felt yourself gravitating towards him off two simple words.
âWhy are you here, Miles?â You sighed, arms slapping at your sides in exasperation.
He looked slightly taken aback, chin lifting a bit as if youâd asked something completely outlandish.
âWhat you mean why Iâm here? You my girl, shit, this my crib too.â He shrugged, so nonchalant, as if nothing had happened. You wondered if it had even been him texting you earlier.
âYou left me on seen, remember? Stood me up, too?â Your head cocked to the side to match the attitude in your tone, brows raising at him. What excuse would he use this time?
He dragged a hand down his face, exhaling heavily before he spoke up again.
âI was⊠busy. Look, my bad, okay? You gonâ let me in or what? Ian come all the way over here to stand outside.â He demanded with a gesture towards the opening, his hazel eyes glinting in the moonlight and thawing the ice thatâd been temporarily encased around your heart. There was the smallest hint of a smirk on his lips, because he already knew the answer.
Your lips pursed and you stepped to the side, a laggard arm stretched out beside you, silently granting him access to your room.
He stepped through the window frame and you closed it after him, his hands folding around the collar then the hem of his jacket as he adjusted it and turned towards you.
âI canât keep doing this with you, Miles. It isnât fair.â You mumbled, hating the way your voice split your words.
His head dipped to the side a bit as he took in your solemn expression and the way your gaze was cast to the floor, as if you were trying to contain your tears. He wasnât the best at this, he knew that, and showing affection effectively really wasnât his strong suit. He usually made it up to you by bringing you a few hundreds heâd made from a deal, paired with some roses heâd picked up on the way to your house at the last secondâ but you both knew paper and flowers wouldnât fix it this time.
âIâm sorry, I mean it.â He said, reaching for your hand to bring you close and grateful when your eyes finally lifted to lock onto his, although seeing them tear-filled wrapped him in a deep-seated emotion he didnât even want to acknowledge.
Miles rarely said he was sorry. If ever. Did he apologize? Yes, but it was usually a âmy badâ or a âmy faultâ, or some other term thatâd get the point across without him have to use too much emotion. Hearing the words âIâm sorryâ from him was an anomaly, it happened once in a blue moon, so this time you knew he really meant it. In your heart you knew he meant it, but that didnât stop the tear youâd been trying to keep at bay from rolling down your cheek.
His thumb caught the tear almost instantly, swiping it from the soft of your skin. It didnât belong there, and he hated to be the reason why you were crying in the first place.
âWhere do you disappear to, Miles?â You sniffled.
He sighed, glancing back over at the window. He considered telling you the truth, but he knew he couldnât.
âIâm just tryna keep you safe, ma.â
âYou always say that!â You squeaked, making sure to keep your voice down, you had technically snuck him in. You ripped your hand from his grasp, turning your face away from him as another tear fell. âDo you not trust me or something? Is that it?â
âOf course I trust you,â His eyebrows knit together at your question and he stole your hand from your side again.
âSo why canât you tell me?â You pleaded, eyes big and glossy.
âI just-â He paused. âI canât let you get hurt. The shit I doâŠâ You watched as he hesitated, like even speaking about the subject pained him. âIt ainât good.â He swallowed, a hand coming up to cup your cheek. âAnd Iâll be damned if I put you in the middle of my shit. I love you⊠okay?â He moved closer to you, and when you turned from him once again he brought your face right back to his, this time with both his hands. He wasnât going to let you go, and while Miles was rough around the edges, and seemingly devoid of any emotion other than anger or resentment for the worldâhe always handled you with care.
âI love you, Y/n, I put that on everything. Iâll burn this whole world down for you, you hear me? Donât think I wonât.â He stared into your eyes longingly, intent on making sure you didnât just hear every word, but that you understood them, too.
You couldnât help but lean into his hand, your own coming up to hold at his wrist as you inhaled shakily and gave him a bleak nod.
That wasnât enough for him. He needed to hear you say it.
âDo you understand?â He articulated his words, bringing his head down slightly to match your height a bit more.
âI understand.â You said softly, looking up at him through your lashes before your gaze fell to his lips. He took that as his sign, leaning forward and bringing you into a kiss.
You melted into him immediately, like you always did, eyes fluttering closed as your lips moved against his, and as his hands fell to your hips to pull you in closer, like they always did.
You broke the kiss for air, your hand resting on his bicep and your lips ghosting his as you spoke, as you shared the same breath. âI love you tooâŠâ You breathed, standing on your toes.
âGood,â You felt him grin before he pulled away, his hand pinching your chin to make you look at him. âCause you not leaving me, ever. I canât let no one else have you, Mami, you know that.â He cooed.
You felt heat flush your cheeks, a smile you couldnât hide finally spreading on your face.
âYeah yeah, I know.â You answered, chewing at your bottom lip. âCan you stay?â You whispered, eyes shifting between his hopefully as you awaited his answer.
âAhâŠâ He rubbed at the back of his neck, piping up again before you could get disappointed. âWhat about your moms?â
âShe sleeps in on the weekends, you just gotta be outta here by nine. Please, pa?â You whined, already reaching for his hands.
He chuckled to himself and shook his head slightly, having to look away from the adorable look on your face. He tried to remain in denial of the fact that he was so deep in love with you he could hardly think sometimes, let alone say no, but he was failing. Miserably.
âOf course Iâll stay, mi amor.â
Your expression lit up, a toothy smile brightening your features as he let you lead him to your bed.
He made sure to remove his shoes before he laid down, settling on his back. He extended his arm out to you as he tucked the other behind his head, motioning for you to join him with his fingers.
You crawled into his open embrace, getting comfortable on top of his chest and nuzzling your head under his chin. You began to feel drowsy the second he wrapped his arm around you, a yawn leading your eyes to water. His hand slowly moved from where it was resting on your back, dipping beneath the hem of your shirt, the warmth of his skin against yours comforting to you. His large hand rubbed up and down the expanse of your back, the tips of his fingers drawing lines along your spineâ you always fell asleep easier when he did that. You listened to the steady beating of his heart, fingers idly toying with the gold chain he kept around his neck.
âIâm really sorry I ainât make it tonight. I know you prolly got all pretty for me nâshit⊠and I wish I got to see it, but thatâs on me.â He grumbled. Heâd beat himself up over this for a while.
âSâokay.â You say it is, but he knows itâs not. He knows better. âI missed you.â Your quiet voice murmured from below him as you scooted in impossibly closer.
His jaw tensed as he stared up at your ceiling, a deep breath from his diaphragm raising you a little bit with his chest, and lowering you as he released it. âI know.â His response was hushed, and as sleep continued creeping in, you wondered if youâd imagined it.
But when you felt a long, drawn-out kiss press to the top of your head, his hand rubbing soothing circles between your shoulder blades, you knew it was real. The last thing you heard before you dozed off was his voice, mellow and gentle as he assured you.
âIma do better, mama. I promise, for real this time.â
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MHA Chapter 407 spoilers translations
This weekâs initial tentative super rough/literal translations under the cut.
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ãã®åšŒå©Šã¯äžå¹Žçšåããç
ã«çœ¹ã£ãŠãã
ãã®ããããµã¯ãã¡ããã»ã©ãŸãããããŸãã«ããã£ãŠãã
sono shoufu wa ichinen hodo mae kara yamai ni kakatte ita
That prostitute had been ill since about a year prior.
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硬質ã®ç£èŽ
ãå·Šè
ã«çããŠãã
ãããã€ã®ããŒãã²ã ããã§ã«ã¯ããŠãã
koushitsu no ibo ga hidari ude ni haete ita
A hard wart had been growing on her left arm.
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"åæ§"ãèµ·ãããããæâŠ
"ããã"ããããããããããâŠ
"kosei" ga okoru yori mo mukashi...
Long before quirks arose...
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No.407ãè¶
åžžéºå
ãå è¶èå¹³
ãã³ããŒ407ãã¡ããããããããã»ããããããžã
NANBAA 407  choujou iji  Horikoshi Kouhei
No. 407 Paranormal Orphan Kouhei Horikoshi
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圌女ãèªèº«ã®æåŠã«å
«ãæãã®éæ°ä»ããªãã£ãã®ã¯
ãã®ããããããã®ããã«ãã«ã¯ã¡ããã€ãã®ããã ãã¥ããªãã£ãã®ã¯
kanojo ga jishin no kainin ni hachikagetsu mono aida kidzukanakatta no wa
The reason she didn't realize she was pregnant for eight months
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浮浪ç掻ã ããåå ã§ã¯ãªãã£ã
ãµãããããã€ã ããããããã§ã¯ãªãã£ã
furou seikatsu dake ga gen'in de wa nakatta
was not only because of her vagrant lifestyle.
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å
šã身ã«èŠãããªãã£ãããã
ãŸã£ããã¿ã«ããŒãããªãã£ãããã
mattaku mi ni oboe ga nakatta kara da
It was because she didn't remember it at all.
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ãœã¬ãã¯ãã€ã®éã«ã圌女ã®èã«äœã¿ã€ã
ãœã¬ãã¯ãã€ã®ãŸã«ããã®ããã®ã¯ãã«ãã¿ã€ã
SOREra wa itsu no ma ni ka kanojo no hara ni sumitsuki
Before she knew it, they settled in her womb
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圌女ã®çããåãåžãåã£ãŠãã
ãã®ããã®ãããã¡ããããããšã£ãŠãã
kanojo no ikiru chikara wo suitotte ita
and were draining away her life force.
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å·ã®ã»ãšãã§ååãç£ã¿èœãšãã女æ§ã¯
ããã®ã»ãšãã§ãµããããã¿ããšããããããã¯
kawa no hotori de futago wo umiotoshita josei wa
The woman, who gave birth to twins by the river,
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ãã®ãŸãŸæ»äº¡ãã
ãã®ãŸãŸããŒããᅵᅵ
sono mama shibou shita
died just like that.
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圌女ã®ç£èŽ
ã¯ãªãã
ãã®ããã®ããŒã¯ãªãã
kanojo no ibo wa naze ka
For some reason, her wart
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ããããã£ã±ããªããªã£ãŠãã
kirei sappari nakunatte ita
disappeared without a trace.
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èµ€å
éã¯
ããããã¡ã¯
akago-tachi wa
As for the babies,
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äºäººããã ã£ã
ãµããããã ã£ã
futarikiri datta
they were alone, [just the two of them].
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ããã¿ããã£ãŠæ¥ãŠéºäœãšèµ€å
ããããå§ããé
ããã¿ããã£ãŠããŠããããšãããããããã¯ããããã
nezumi ga yatte kite itai to akago wo kajiri hajimeta koro
Just as the rats came and started to gnaw on the corpse and the babies,
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å¢æ°Žããå·ã
ããããããããã
zousui shita kawa ga
the rising river
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ååãããã£ãŠãã£ã
ãµãããããã£ãŠãã£ã
futago wo saratte itta
swept the twins away.
1
äžå¹ŽåŸ
ãã¡ããã
ichinengo
One year later,
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"çºå
ããèµ€å
"ãç®åãã«äžçååœã§"ç°èœ"ã®å ±åãçžæ¬¡ã
"ã¯ã£ããããããã"ãããããã«ããããã£ããã§"ãã®ã"ã®ã»ããããããã€ã
"hakkou suru akago" wo kawakiri ni sekai kakkoku de "inou" no houkoku ga aitsugu
starting with "the luminous baby," reports of "meta abilities" emerged one after the other from all over the world.
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"ç°èœ"ã¯å
倩æ§ã®ããã ãã§ã¯ãªã
"ãã®ã"ã¯ãããŠãããã®ããã ãã§ã¯ãªã
"inou" wa sentensei no mou dake de wa naku
Meta abilities were not just congenital.
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äºæ¬¡æ§åŸŽååŸã®éå°å¹Žã«ãåŸå€©çã«çºçŸãã
ã«ãããã¡ãããããã®ãããããããã«ããããŠããŠãã«ã¯ã€ãããã
nijiseichou zengo no seishounen ni mo koutenteki ni hatsugen shita
Around when they developed secondary sex characteristics, adolescents also expressed them as acquired [traits].
(Note: "Secondary sex characteristics" means puberty basically.)
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æªç¥ã®ç
ãšããŠèª¿ã¹ãŠããç 究ã°ã«ãŒãã¯
ã¿ã¡ã®ããŸããšããŠããã¹ãŠãããããã
ãã°ã«ãŒãã¯
michi no yamai to shite shirabete ita kenkyuu GURUUPU wa
A research group investigating them as an unknown disease
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"ç°èœ"ããããããæãããããæ°ããªãéºäŒåããšçºè¡šãã
"ãã®ã"ãããããããã ãããããããããªããã§ããããšã¯ã£ãŽãããã
"inou" wo ãHITO kara edawakareshita aratanaru idenshiã to happyou shita
announced that meta abilities were "a new gene branched off from humans."
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ããã¯ããŸãã«ç¡ç¥çµã§æ©èšã ã£ã
ããã¯ããŸãã«ãããããã§ããããã ã£ã
sore wa amari ni mushinkei de soukei datta
That was too callous and rash.
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矀çæ§åœãéã€ãã®çºè¡šã¯
ããããããããããžã ã€ãã®ã¯ã£ãŽããã¯
gunseisei mei wo hedatsu sono happyou wa
That announcement that subdivided gregarious life*
(*Note: "Gregarious life" may be a bit too literal to be comprehensible. I think the best way to think of this phrase would be something like "social species.")
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æ··æ²ãå éããã
ãããšãããããããã
konton wo kasoku saseta
accelerated the chaos.
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ã³ã³ãããŒãæ¹é¢ã§"ç°èœ"ã®é£äžãçµéãå§ããããã
ã³ã³ãããŒãã»ãããã§"ãã®ã"ã®ããã¡ã
ãããã£ãã
ããã¯ãããããã
KONBINAATO houmen de "inou" no renchuu ga kesshuu shi hajimeta sou da
"It seems that the meta abilities gangs have begun to gather around the industrial complex."
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æšå€ãã¢éãè¡çªãã奎çã ãªâŠâŠ
ããããã¢ãããããããšã€ãããã€ãã ãªâŠâŠ
sakuya DEMO tai ga shoutotsu shita yatsura da na......
"They're the ones the demonstrators clashed with last night......"
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é£äžã決起ããåã«å©ãã
ããã¡ã
ãããã£ããããŸãã«ãããã
renchuu ga kekki suru mae ni tataku zo
"Let's hit them before they rise up."
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ãªãã ïŒ
nanda?
"What's that?"
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è¶
åžžéºå
ã
ã¡ãããããããã
choujou iji ka
"A paranormal orphan, huh?"
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å¯åæ³ã ãæŸã£ãšãïŒéºå
ã¯ä¿èè
ã®å¯èœæ§ãé«ã
ãããããã ãã»ã£ãšãïŒããã¯ãã£ãªã¢ã®ãã®ããããããã
kawaisou da ga hottoke! iji wa KYARIA (kanji hokinsha) no kanousei ga takai
"I feel bad for him, but leave him be! The possibility for an orphan to be a carrier is high."
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ã
n
"Right."
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äœã®é³ã
ãªãã®ããšã
nan no oto da
"What's that sound?"
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ãïŒ
n?
"Hm?"
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ã
e
"Huh?"
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ããã¯æ¯èŠªããã奪ã£ããç°èœ
ããã¯ã¯ã¯ããããããã°ã£ãããã®ã
sore wa hahaoya kara ãubattaã inou
That was the meta ability he "stole" from his mother.
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ãã®èµ€å
ã¯çãŸããªããã«äžéã ã£ã
ãã®ãããã¯ããŸããªããã«ãµããã ã£ã
sono akago wa umare nagara ni fuson datta
That baby was born conceited.
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身ã®åãå
šãŠãèªèº«ã®ææç©ã§ãã
ã¿ã®ãŸãããã¹ãŠããããã®ããããã¶ã€ã§ãã
mi no mawari subete ga jishin no shoyuubutsu de ari
Everything around him was his own property.
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æ³£ãã©åãã©èªèº«ãèŠãªã
ãªãã©ãããã©ããããã¿ãªã
nakedo wamekedo jishin wo minai
He cried and screamed, but he didn't see himself.
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äœãäžããªãè
ã
ãªã«ãããããªããã®ã
nani mo ataenai mono ga
Those who gave him nothing
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ãã ãã
tada tada
were simply
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çåã ã£ã
ãããã ã£ã
gimon datta
problems*.
(*Note: The word here means "problem, doubt, question." I think the description is saying that the baby would look at others and see them as the same as everything else in the world: something that existed as his property. Therefore those that gave him nothing were confusing, were question marks, and he harbored doubts and suspicions about them as a result.)
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ãã¡
DAME
"Don't."
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ã€ã¿ã€ã®
ITAI no
"That hurts [them]."
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æ¯èŠªããäžããããçã®æ é€ã
ã¯ã¯ããããããããããã¯ãã®ããããã
hahaoya kara ataerareru hazu no eiyou wo
The nutrition his mother should have given to him
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ãã¡
DAME
"Don't."
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ã»ãšãã©å
ã«å¥ªãããã®ã§
ã»ãšãã©ãã«ã«ãã°ãããã®ã§
hotondo ani ni ubawareta node
was largely stolen by his older brother, so
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åŒã¯ãšãŠãå°ããè匱ã ã£ã
ããšããšã¯ãšãŠãã¡ããããããããã ã£ã
otouto wa totemo chiisaku zeijaku datta
the younger brother was very small and frail.
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èªèº«ã«äœãäžããªãååšã ã£ããæã«æã£ãŠããææç©ãªã®ã§
ãããã«ãªã«ãããããªãããããã ã£ãããŠã«ãã£ãŠãããã®ãªã®ã§
jishin ni nani mo ataenai sonzai datta ga te ni motte ita mono nanode
[The younger brother's] existence gave nothing to [the older brother], but [the younger brother's existence] was a possession [the older brother] held in his hands, so
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å
ã¯åŒã決ããŠææŸãããšããªãã£ã
ãã«ã¯ããšããšããã£ããŠãŠã°ãªãããšããªãã£ã
ani wa otouto wo kesshite tebanasou to shinakatta
the older brother tried to never let go of the younger brother.
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ãŒãŒæºãæ·±ãŸãäžæ¹ã§"çºå
ããèµ€å
"ãèªãå
é ã«ç«ã¡
ãŒãŒã¿ãããµããŸããã£ãœãã§"ã¯ã£ããããããã"ãã¿ããããããšãã«ãã¡
--mizo ga fukamaru ippou de "hakkou suru akago" ga mizukara sentou ni tachi
"--While the gap* intensified, the "luminous baby" has taken the lead"
(*Note: The "gap" is referring to the rift between humans with meta abilities versus those without.)
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å¹³åãšå®å
šã蚎ããŠããŸãè³åè
ã¯æ¥å¢ãã«å¢å ããŠãããŒãŒ
ãžãããšããããããã£ãããŠããŸãããã©ãããã¯ã²ãŸãã«ãããããŠãããŒãŒ
heiwa to anzen wo uttaete imasu sandousha wa hima shi ni zouka shite ori--
"to call for peace and security, with the number of supporters increasing day by day--"
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åã«é»ã£ãŠäœãèªãã§ãïŒ
ãŒãã«ã ãŸã£ãŠãªã«ãããã§ãïŒ
boku ni damatte nani wo yonderu?
"What are you reading without telling me?"
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ãŸã æåã®å匷äžã§é£ããæ¬ã¯èªããªããã ãã©âŠ
ãŸã ããã®ã¹ããããã¡ã
ãã§ãããããã»ãã¯ãããªããã ãã©âŠ
mada moji no benkyouchuu de muzukashii hon wa yomenainda kedo...
"I'm still learning letters so I can't read difficult books, but..."
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ãããããã®ã³ããã¯ã£ãŠæ¬
ãããããã®ã³ããã¯ã£ãŠã»ã
sugoi yo KOMIKKU tte hon
"this comic book is amazing!"
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çµµã§èªãããã
ãã§ããããã
e de yomerunda
"I can read it by the pictures."
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æãã人ã®é¡ããçµµã§äŒãã£ãŠãã
ãããã²ãšã®ãããããã§ã€ããã£ãŠãã
kaita hito no negai ga e de tsutawatte kuru
"The wishes of the person who drew it are conveyed through the pictures."
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ããŒããŒâŠ
HIIROO...
"Hero..."
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åããã€ããããªé¢šã«ãªããããªâŠ
ãŒãããã€ããããªãµãã«ãªããããªâŠ
boku mo itsu ka konna fuu ni naritai na...
"I want to be like this someday too..."
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åŒã¯ãŸã å
ãè«Šããããªãã£ã
ããšããšã¯ãŸã ãã«ããããããããªãã£ã
otouto wa mada ani wo akirame kirenakatta
The younger brother couldn't give up on the older brother yet.
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ãããã«æ¶ããŠãããã®æãå
ã®åªããã ãšä¿¡ãããã£ã
ãããã«ããŒããŠãããã®ãŠããã«ã®ããããã ãšãããããã£ã
kasuka ni oboete iru ano te wo ani no yasashisa da to shinjitakatta
He wanted to believe that hand he faintly remembers was his older brother's kindness.
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äžå¹ŽåŸ
ããããã
sannengo
Three years later
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äŸã®"çºå
ããèµ€å
"ããâŠããã€ã®ã·ã³ãããšããšã1000äžäººãè¶
ãããã ã£ãŠã
ããã®"ã¯ã£ããããããã"ããâŠããã€ã®ã·ã³ãããšããšã1000ãŸãã«ããããããã ã£ãŠã
rei no "hakkou suru akago" saa...aitsu no SHINPA ga toutou 1000mannin wo koetanda tte sa
"Well, for example, that 'luminous baby'...they say that guy's sympathizers finally surpassed 10 million people."
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å
ããâŠ
ã«ãããâŠ
niisan...
"Brother..."
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ããããããªã ã£ãŠããã¯æžç±ç»é²ãäžçªæ©ãã£ãã£ãŠã ãã§
ããããããªã ã£ãŠããã¯ããããšãããããã¡ã°ãã¯ããã£ãã£ãŠã ãã§
okashii yo na datte are wa koseki touroku ga ichiban hayakatta tte dake de
"That's strange, isn't it? Since it's just because his family registration was the fastest."
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ã€ã³ããªãããããã®äºåšéåã«ã¯50人ã¯ç°èœãç£ãŸããŠãã£ãŠè©±ã ã
ã€ã³ããªãããããã®ã«ãã
ããããŸãã«ã¯50ã«ãã¯ãã®ããããŸããŠãã£ãŠã¯ãªãã ã
INDO nanka ja sono nishuukan mae ni wa 50nin wa inou ga umareteta tte hanashi da ze
"They say that, in India, 50 people with meta abilities were born two weeks before that."
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ãã®å§¿ã¯
ãã®ãããã¯
sono sugata wa
"That appearance..."
(Note: Yoichi is reacting with surprise at how AFO looks like he's been in a fight or something.)
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ããããªè©±ã ããããªã®ã§äººãéãããããªããŠã
ããããªã¯ãªãã ããããªã®ã§ã²ãšããã€ãããããªããŠã
okashina hanashi da yo sonna node hito wo atsumerareru nante sa
"It's such a strange story, that he could gather people together like that."
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ã ãã殺ããŠã奪ã£ãŠããã£ã
ã ããããããŠããã°ã£ãŠããã£ã
dakara koroshite ãubatteã yatta
"That's why I killed him and 'stole' [his meta ability.]"
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âŠâŠãªãã§âŠ
......nande...
"......Why..."
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ã ã£ãŠ
datte
"Because"
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ãã®ã³ããã¯ã«æãããŠããã
ãã®ã³ããã¯ã«ããããŠããã
ano KOMIKKU ni kakarete ita ro
"it was depicted in that comic."
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ONE FOR ALLâŠ
ã¯ã³ããã©ãŒããªãŒã«âŠ
WAN FOO OORU...
"One For All..."
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ALL FOR ONEè¯ãèšèã ããª
ãªãŒã«ããã©ãŒãã¯ã³ããããšã°ã ããª
OORU FOO WAN ii kotoba da yo na
"All For One, they're excellent words."
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ããŒããŒã¯æ£äœãé ããŠå€ç¬ã«æŠã£ãŠããããã©
ããŒããŒã¯ããããããããããŠãã©ãã«ãããã£ãŠããããã©
HIIROO wa shoutai wo kakushite kodoku ni tatakatte ita keredo
"The hero was hiding his true identity as he fought alone, but"
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æªã®éçã¯çãææããŠå
šãŠãå·®ãåºããã
ããã®ãŸããã¯ã¿ããªãããããµããŠãã¹ãŠãããã ããã
aku no maou wa minna ga kyoufu shite subete wo sashidasunda
"everyone feared and offered up everything to the evil Demon King."
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ããŸããããã§ããããã«âŠçãåã®çºã ãã«ååšããäžç
ããŸããããã§ããããã«âŠã¿ããªããŒãã®ããã ãã«ããããããããã
omae ga sou de aru you ni...minna ga boku no tame dake ni sonzai suru sekai
"A world where everyone exists just for my sake...just like you do."
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åã«ã倢ãã§ããïŒ
ãŒãã«ããããã§ããïŒ
boku ni mo yume ga dekita!
"I was also able [to come up with] a dream!"
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åŸ
ãŠäœæ
è¡ã£ãŠããŸããã
ãŸãŠãªããã£ãŠããŸããã
mate naze itte shimaunda
Wait, why are you leaving?
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"å"ãäžããŠãã£ããããªããïŒ
"ã¡ãã"ãããããŠãã£ããããªããïŒ
"chikara" wo ataete yatta ja nai ka!
Didn't I give you power?!
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ãªãã ããŸãã¯ïŒé¢ããïŒ
ãªãã ããŸãã¯ïŒã¯ãªããïŒ
nanda omae wa! hanarero!
What are you? Get away [from him]!
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åã®ã åãèŠãŠããïŒ
ãŒãã®ã ãŒããã¿ãŠããïŒ
boku no da boku wo mite iro!
[That's] mine, look at me!
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åã®ãã®ã«ãªããªããªã
ãŒãã®ãã®ã«ãªããªããªã
boku no mono ni naranai nara
If you won't become mine,
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ãããŒãŒ
mou--
then--
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ãã®æã¯ãŒâŠ
ãã®ãŠã¯ãŒâŠ
sono te wa-...
That hand is-...
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yes or no | x. minghao x reader
ð¢ðž synopsis: where jaehyun is forced to be ynâs wingman for mingyu, but unbeknownst to him, mingyu is also getting some help from his friend.
ð¢ðž genre: romance, fluff, sprinkle of crack, tiny bit of angst, series
ð¢ðž cw: twt/text fic, smau, AOT SPOILERS, non idol au! college au! swearing, anime references, silly drug and alcohol use
ð¢ðž a/n: idk what to say but pls enjoy! reblogs and likes are appreciated, and so are feedbacks! <3
ð¢ðž taglist (open!): @writingbarnes @90s-belladonna @leewonkyeom @to-mi-yo
masterlist
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00:01
12:00
1 | spidey senses
2 | thirst trap
3 | average baroque enjoyer
4 | your fault
5 | eremika exhibition?
6 | ophelia
7 | judieâs rose toy
8 | HOMOPHOBE ALERT
9 | always the artist, never the muse
10:10
10 | ladybug and chat noir
11 | blast from the past
12 | yves boyfriend girlfriend
13 | judie vs soonyoung (& jun)
14 | dancer beef over
15 | hot pot dinner
16 | deja vu in a frat party?
17 | âŠ
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...visdev really is my enrichment activity for i am just a bored tiger in my enclosure, looking to figure out how to get this steak out of this metal ball.
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my tmnt au (where everyone made it past their 20s, splinterâs alive just old, venus is here, and they deserve some goddamn respite and shenanigans)
tmnt au part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
tmnt au omake 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9Â | 10
lny visit 1 | 2
also uhhh... i guess still idw, next mutation, and like 1 mirage spoiler? mostly for the kids who havenât but were planning to read/watch
youâre about to perceive so much
p r e p a r e
so close to getting this AU looking as crunchy as i want it, almosttttt tttthhhhhere...!
just somewhere tasty between Mignolaâs use of deep black shadow, what MTV Liquid Television woulda greenlit re: The Maxx, a dash of 2007, 1 part Next Mutation, 2 parts funny proportions
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh str ugglingggg
Leoâs shortest because haha (family baby gang, get rekt)
this is so much thought for something Iâm just doing to give these turtle ninjas some softness and the genx/millenial pop culture references gag comics
Splinter is full of ghosts
(specifically the onryo borne from the murdered Yoshi Hamato and Tang Shen [because oroku saki a bitch])
[ redacted ] and Tang Shenâs ghost gained control and guided Splinter to raise the boys in love and not [ redacted ] to [ redacted ] in [ redacted ]
Splinter was just a regular little rat... who on his 1000th birthday witnessed the death of his friend/unwitting master and his wife, and thus transformed into a wrathful kyūso (minus the kitten eating) and chased Shredder until losing his trail in New York
Shredderâs fuck around and Splinterâs rampaging as the find out caused the tengu to repo some of the mysticism from ninjutsu
now all the (remaining) ninja clans debuffed and mad about it
The tengu bestowed the ninja the ability to summon shit (kuchiyose), enact mystical effects upon people and objects (kuji kiri), going invisible, minor flight (actually just qinggong/light body technique), and manipulation of the 5 elements, and creating doubles (bunshin)
but again, Shredder fucked up so now ninja can like barely control anything bigger than a lit torch or a 16 oz bottle of liquid and thatâs if you got in enough hours to do even that
I mentioned elsewhere but for me in any AU I make, Venus is a cultivator and the more I think about it the more I will die on this hill, not only does it fit better than her being a âshamanâ or âshinobiâ itâs sick as fuck
Jennikaâs origin was pretty fkkn metal, she still falls in with the Foot, gets shanked, Leo gives blood-- bam, turtle time
Jennika goes to hang with Venus in China and get a better understanding of her new turtle body
Kenoâs here, still tried to infiltrate the Foot (with Jennika) but bugged out when she couldnât stay without being made (Jennika refused to leave womp)
teaches Leo some arnis techniques for Leoâs dual wielding; Donnie also just in case his bo is shattered... again. :)
Irma has made all the boys blush at least twice
Irma is also soap opera buddies with Splinter
they meet up at least twice a month to gab, gush, and groan over whatâs currently going on in their stories, when Venus visits she also joins in, Irma also has a conversational grasp on Japanese and Venusâ regional dialect because of these visits
April has a full out shoujo manga romance with Chu Hsi
and heâs a hot dragon prince uhuhuhuhuhu
Irma is privy to all the steamy details
keeping Leo and Karai as character foils
both received scars from one another
both released each other from sealing wards from [ redacted ]
now they just meet every so often to eat the greasiest fast food and unclench of an hour
Raph still gets his ass worked by Ninjara, folded like an omelette sat on a lawn chair
Vam Mi is also here, sheâs fought first (because honestly she shouldâve been either brought in earlier in the season or had a few more episodes because that shit coulda resolved better)
Venus is brought to NYC for this antagonist instead of Dragonlord escaping (and murdering her father figure forcing her to seek out his friend Splinter for aid)
Donnie doesnât take the news of real vampires or real magic well
Donnie and Venus have a knock down drag out fight over it (because theyâre 17 at this point and being liâl shits to each other about their respective fields of expertise)
âThe nerds are fightingggggg!â cries Mikey, Leo and Raph donât believe it so imagine their surprise when they get a demo in real time on how scary competent staff fighters are
Leo gets Splinter when one of Donnieâs missed strikes cracks the concrete
Splinter breaks them up like talking a walk in the park and itâd be comical if they both werenât bleeding from the mouth and peppered with swelling contusions
Venus begins accepting Donnie when his tech prevents her from becoming a thrall of Vam-Mi
Donnie begins accepting Venus when she uses a massive amount of chi to manipulate gravity just before he becomes street pizza when Vam-Mi throws him off a bridge
they also combine skill sets to save Mikey so thereâs that
Venus goes from calling Donnie, âHoratio (derogatory)â to âHoratio (affectionate)â
they now have a dumbass long-as-fuck handshake thatâs unforgivably nerdyÂ
April is still a magic drawing-brought-to-life baby, Venus puts her in a painted scroll when she starts phasing in and out of existence (she and Chu Hsi have a great time in the scroll... while everyone is shitting bricks until Venus and her sect stabilize her and get her made real, Pinocchio style)
Aprilâs grandmothers gifted Venus 2 pieces of jade jewelry, and her familyâs recipe for sweet potato pudding respectively for saving April
the boss fight against Dragonlord is dope as fuckkkkk, Chu Hsi is being cool as fuck, fiddled with some concepts* that has Leo and Karai being a champion of Genbu, Raph for Byakko, Mikey for Suzaku, Chu Hsiâs retainer (a good dragon, wink wonk) steps in for Seiryu because Donnie and Venus are siphoning and redirecting an enormous amount and variety of mystical power
*iâm just pulling from fushigi yugi honestly
splinter, the boys, and venus (and others) mutating from mutagen laced toxic waste was a pure accident
Splinter was investigating a lead on Shredderâs movements concerning the Foot the same night an animal liberation sleeper cell âfreedâ some animals from the back of a pet store (that was a front for black market domestic and exotic animal trafficking) that is also the same night a stolen truck driven by some corporate spies filled with a competitorâs chemical waste, which then collides with said liberation sleeper cellâs truck and... ooze happens
Leatherhead, the Mutanimals, Mondo, Mona Lisa, Slash also get mutated from the events of that night, either leading up to or following the aftermath
plus some others etc etc
Venus still washes down the gutter, gets rube goldberg pinballed onto a crate of plums where Chung I finds her and still gets named Mei and taken to live in China and eventually learns to cultivate
Tokka and Rahzar get made, and unmade ala TMNT II; the mutagen made them a little silly tho, April adopts Rahzar and passes him off as a low content wolfdog, Leatherhead takes in Tokka
April went through a couple of major changes so now sheâs a journalist with a computer programming background who now does a podcast as an informal neighborhood news reporter with a segment for chatting with people from around the street
Mikeyâs the most frequent guest and co-hosts sometimes; Donnie troubleshoots free of charge
Venus brings her provinceâs regional delicacies when she comes to visit, Splinter and Leo both get pu er tea cakes (she managed to get one the same age as him; Splinter is too old so she got the oldest she could find, Leo has so many tea pets and a nice yixing collection); Raph, Keno, and Casey fight over the pickles, meat jerkies, and chili oil; Mikey has an artillery of cool shirts and a lifetime supply of haw flakes, Donnie has a mountain of doodads with increasingly specific uses, April gets neat accessories and the occasional care package sent with Venus from her grandparents, uncles, and aunties; Irma gets neat frames and coats that never fail to get a âWhere did you get that??â
Raph rides a Kawasaki Ninja because itâs funny
A lot of bodegas give Mikey free snacks because the bodega cats love him, and heâs also saved some from being run over or ripped apart by stray dogs or the few large angry raccoons
Donnieâs the only one of his brothers to wear both a top and bottom with shoes because once he figured out how to integrate a motherboard and miscellany wiring onto clothing... heâs been a walking computing menace ever since
Splinter does his best to enjoy his time with his sons (because as a kyÅ«so, he knows the chances of outliving his precious sons is very high (áŽâ¿áŽâ¿) ...give or take one of the many opponents and obstacles his sons take on takes him out first ( âáŽââ¿ ) )
god whathefuck, I was just going to make silly comics for them. how did it come to this.
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