I've seen people do this before and I don't value my sanity I guess, so...
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just found out they deleted middle english wikipedia, rip to middle english wikipedia and its entry for frogs specifically, how could they do this to me 馃槶 luckily I am exceedingly not normal about frogs and have the whole text of the article saved on my phone:
A frogge bi镁 a smale beaste wi镁 foure leggeys, whiche liue镁 bo镁e in 镁e water and on londe. Hit bi镁 ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be hit tropyckal, hit may haue dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, and blak and liue in trees. Hit ha镁 longys and guilles bo镁e. 脼e frogges skyn loke镁 glossi bi cause of his secrecioun, whiche may been poisounous. Moste frogges haue nought a tayl an 镁eire lymes be yfolden under his likame. His frounte two feet haue four tos and his bak two feet haue fif tos. 脼es tos stiken wele to wode, rocke and glas. Froggen moste be in 镁e water to spawne. 脼e frogge hacche镁 from an ey and hit 镁anne become镁 a tadpolle. Hit growe镁 to 镁anne a frogge, yef hit be nought eten. Som male frogges maken loude souns wi镁 镁eire mou镁s for to make 镁eimselves knowen to femmelles. Som 镁e femmelles refusen. Everich frogge et smalle bogges and alyke crikets, fliys, and wurms as mete. 脼ei haue tungs 镁at be longe and holden faste to quarrie so it do镁 not escaipe. A frogge may been founde in all contynens excepte Antartika. Frogges be bre镁ren wi镁 toades. Toades be muchel lyk froggen wi镁 drye 镁icke sken. Som folk 镁ynke 镁at 镁ou mayst geten weartes from toades, but 镁is is nae trewe.
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It's not a milestone birthday and I'm old enough that my current plans are just to pick up my free birthday gift at Sephora so it's like I'm getting presents (I don't even bother with the free pastry from Panera anymore, ever since the most convenient one got Spirit Hallowe'en-ed), which I don't use bc I don't wear make up or do skincare lol, but whoo, three days until my birthday 馃帀
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There'll be a shit ton of miscommunication when Arthur returns, purely based on the different time periods.
For exanple:
Arthur being a pissy prat
Merlin flips him off
Arthur, scsndalised: You will do no such thing!
Merlin now confused: what?
Merlin then realises that the meaning of the middle finger has changed over time, and that Arthur believes that Merlin is threatening to fuck him, when Merlin is in fact saying 'go fuck yourself'.
Merlin: wait hold on-
Arthur then ignores him: I won't join your bed until at least a month of courtship, I may not be king anymore but I was raised a gentleman.
Merlin now shocked and surprised at what Arthur is saying: o-okay
+ accidental boyfriend acquired
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