#mike……. head in my hands

[just-bee-lieve]

and i have nothing ahead of me

[tashiduncandonaldson]

art donaldson messing with the waistband of his shorts because tennis is sex and sex is tennis and what better way to draw attention to his hips than to mess with his waistband while staring directly at his wife

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Oh– [Stammers] Why– I have an Ender Flu? I'm shaking! Oh my god.

Tubbo: No, Pac! You've been impregnated! 😫

Pac: IMPREGNATED?!?! Wait, what? 😨

Fit: Oh god. [Laughs] That's a new one.

Tubbo: You're pregnant!

Pac: How?!

Tubbo: I can't believe preggers Pac is on the QSMP!

Pac: Oh my god, I'm so happy! [Laughs]

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Tubbo: This is not what I want! I don't want this!!!

Fit: [Chuckles]

Pac: Oh– [Stammers] Why– I have an Ender Flu? I'm shaking! Oh my god.

Tubbo: No, Pac! You've been impregnated!

Pac: IMPREGNATED?!?! Wait, what?

Fit: Oh god. [Laughs]

Tubbo: You're pregnant!

Pac: How?!

Fit: That's a new one.

Tubbo: Uh oh, I'm about to– I'm about to not be alive much longer.

Pac: How– ahhh!!!! Wait, this is good? [Tubbo gets killed by a mob] Oh my god, Tubbo!

Tubbo: Guys? Preggers Pac, and Fit, help!

Pac: [Reading chat] "Congratulations"? Thanks guys, I didn't know, man! As always.

Fit: [Revives Tubbo] Alright, run! Ok, you're good.

Tubbo: We got his ass!

Pac: Wait, wait– What does it mean like, I'm pregnant? I'm gonna have babies?

Tubbo: It means you're gonna give birth to a beautiful– a beautiful plethora of children!

Pac: Oh my god, not– [unintelligible]

Tubbo: [Still ranting] Merciful, wonderful babies! Babies! Innocent babies will-

Fit: [Laughs] Yeah, what he said.

Tubbo: –will splurt out of you!

Pac: Oh my god. I think I saw like, Foolish having birth the other day, so I–

Fit: [Fighting a mob] Not this thing again!

Pac: Oh my god.

Tubbo: I can't believe preggers Pac is on the QSMP!

Pac: Oh my god, I'm so happy! [Laughs]

Fit: [Laughs]

Tubbo: It's gonna be such a magical time for you!

Pac: Yeah, oh my god, I have been like, dreaming for–

Tubbo: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. What do you– have you got any names? What are you gonna name it?

Pac: I'm probably gonna name it "Elton" and "John" if I have like, two.

Tubbo: Ohhh! What a beautiful name!

[bylerworld]

"not there?" "no, you should've told me she was having trouble" "i didn't know they were going to be here mike" "yeah but you knew that she was having trouble for like a year and you didn't tell me" "i didn't know she was lying to you" "which is why you decided to be a douche to her all day?" "i wasn't being a douche!" "you were you were! you were rolling your eyes you were you were moping you were barely talking you basically sabotaged the whole day" "she was lying to you mike straight to your face ever since you got here and i've been a total third wheel all day it's been miserable so sorry if i wasn't wasn't smiling" "yeah whatever man" "what about us?" "what?" "what youre mad i didn't talk to you? seems like you made it super clear you're not interested in anything i have to say" "thats just not true" "you called maybe a couple times its been a year mike meanwhile el has like a book of letters from you" "thats because she's my girlfriend will" "and us?" "we're friends we're friends!" "well we used to be best friends" "then you should've reached out more i i don't know but why is this on me? why am i the bad guy? let's just find her, okay?"

[north-noire]

🎩 Charlie and Mike

Took a while to get to this ask, but finally managed to draw it! Finally an opportunity to draw a scene from one of my fic chapters XD I still really appreciate that a lot of people really liked the Michael and Charlie scene from Chapter 5, the fanart I got from you guys really made me smile :]

[axl-gets-creative]

vampire illi mcmillin au... This mf is absolutely feral, this ho will snap his teeth at u and nearly bite yo finger off, this bitch gotta hold back from hissing at ppl, she's a feral little vampire shit and I love her with all my atomic and astral being

[collegeboysam]

looks like someone is going around to various saxloch posters asking how dare they ship incest lmao. guess they won’t be asking wincest blogs cause y’all’s stance is pretty clear on that 😂 “how can you condone and ship incest, it’s toxic and illegal” well actually fiction is entertainment and shipping brothers together in a toxic codependent relationship is fun, hope that helps 😇

Omg THERE IS? 😭 Noooooo I'm sorry to my beloved saxloch posters that's sooooo annoying. You can't even ship canonical incest on the incest website anymore. because of woke.

[toast-the-corgi]

Friendly reminder that Mike Ermantrout is transgender, Jimmy McGill is my beautiful genderfluid wife who I adore, and Kim Wexler is not good enough for him.

[boxwinebaddie]

uncle nina has a very long sixteen hr+ long flight ahead of her and the only thing getting me through is that i know when jerseykyle goes through tsa and has to whip his belt and his sweater off lookin like a 6ft tall gorgeous long haired ginger supermodel people almost start cryin

[weedle-testaburger]

i always find it deeply irritating when people are criticising something i agree sucks and raise something i also think sucks as an example of 'how to do it right'. like i think you missed what i hated about it

[martiansodas-blog]

if i speak…

[chairkind]

what if all the stars came crashing through the ground and explosions and fires started happening all around?

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wanted to draw a scene from hellotomie's tonton mafia fic :] ( im thinking about it and this much be insane to see without context dhsjvjdksb)

[unusualwhatsits]

Can this count as a WIP Wednesday if I never intend to finish it. Spidey!Will's design by Kidovna

[willow-lark]

in my will byers angst era rn no one talk to me

[the-acid-pear]

I genuinely forget constantly how bad FNAF is as a story holy fuck like I've put YEARS into this game (granted with a gap in between but still) and heard so many theories and I still don't know jack shit and neither do the most dedicated fans bc many details are still up on the air it's beautiful. I hope it gets truly solved someday tho my ass will be spinning on its grave if we don't get at least a proper motivation on why willy got silly with it

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Cellbit hasn't seen his husband for almost 2 weeks and the first thing he sees when they meet up again is Roier showing off on a stripper pole with Mike