#milfs perchance

[mrdreyferin]

Credits to my man Finn and his grandboy's pet (im not a pet 3:<) Pretzel for helping me work this out!

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Figured if my niece could be on here, it'd be fun to talk to her besides a one use a day conchshell! You may have heard of me from the Black Rose Pirates (or that one chapter of Finn's book, whoops), but it's your old man Drey! I normally use he/they/it, but at this point I'm not one to be picky.

I've been told also about some person called @lesbianchipbastard? They wanted me to check them out, are you trying to impersonate chip? wait is that me on that profi-

hey guys. this is my 5th fucking rp blog. @s0lar-ch3ri hello me STOP YOUR CRAZY SLASH POS

before we get into tags, this will absolutely have spoilers for riptide! im not gonna be the best at playing drey, but i can certainly try! i forgot to mention this, ooc i love he/she/it but will tolerate others (please give me neos id love to experiment lol)

#sureshots - asks

#differently aimed target - ooc

#a ferins fire - in character

#together we fly our flag - interactions

#milfs perchance - the weird midground of ooc and in character (did this to shame a friend)

#certainly a hotshot - made this to bully a friend, why not give them a fun tag :D

#beast time to type - pretzels helping out drey (retired and no longer used)

#finn-er winner - finns typing for drey (retired and no longer used)

if neither tag is used assume its text to speech

[biracy]

My, perchance, "hottest" Locked Tomb take is not just that I believe firmly in 22-year-old mommy dom wannabe-milf Ianthe Tridentarius, but I also believe firmly that she absolutely fucking sucks at it. She just keeps trying because everyone around her is also bad at sex

[s-4pphics]

i’m writing milf!reader but milf!ellie is next now i think perchance perhaps

MILF!ELLIE DOMINANCE…..

i need to fuck the shit outta her……. such a good mommy and loves her toddler with every fiber of her being but she’s so fucking tired…… just wants to turn her brain off after she tucks her babygirl in….. just screams in her throw pillow so she doesn't disturb her princess while she gets the deepest drilling of her life :3

[asmo-ds]

I’m fucking Exhausted and Haven’t played Obey Me in months so here’s my description of the characters

Lucifer - The one you see in every dating sim with the side part and black hair but even more Evil and even more Kinky

Mammon - A goofball, a goober perchance. Mr Krabs was based on him, cuz he’s a silly goofy character who likes moneyyy

Leviathan - Nerd. Probably smells like piss and mountain dew

Satan - Angry Nerd. Likes cats a little too much. Might be a furry

Asmodeus - Gorgeous feminine man that loves to party and loves to fuck and be fucked. I heard a rumor he once fucked Bill Clinton idk tho

Beelzebub - NOM NOM NOM eats so much, eats everything. He ate a pillar in a castle once so thats pretty sick

Belphegor - Murderer (derogatory). Kills someone and then Love bombs them when they come back from the dead cuz he’s got daddy issues

Diavolo - Another goober goofy goofball, but he’s king tho so he’s got power and messes with everyone like a DICK but in a funny way

Barbatos - Barbatos

Simeon - A Milf of an angel who shows way too much shoulder to be allowed in public schools, he kinda nice tho i guess

Luke - An angel child being raised by the angel milf, he bakes shit and i know damn well when he gets into his rebellious years he’ll put weed in them baked goods

Solomon - Shady wizard man who is so hot for no reason, also old asf tho 💀

[eyesxxyou]

ITS GONNA BE THE MOST INCOHERENT BULL-SPEWING KNOWN TO MAN BC GOD FORBID I EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS IN AN UNDERSTANDABLE MANNER BUT. RAH !!! side note. this is unimaginably self indulgent. lowk. also may or may not have experience. just a bit. perchance.

starting with. civilized basics. will escalate. proceed with caution. 🤡

milf hobie who'd be sweetly condescending to reader :(

milf hobie having a special collar for reader to wear bc they're her puppy it needs to be known

milf hobie letting reader rest their head on her thigh between her legs while she pets their head or strokes their face

milf hobie doing practically everything for reader bc they just her dumb little puppy and needs to be taken care of

milf hobie giving her puppy kisses all over their face whenever they do something good for her or something worth a small reward

milf hobie who can go from sweet to mean in a heartbeat when reader starts acting up

milf hobie who stops all the sweetness when reader starts or tries to get bratty, "Ya wanna say/do tha' again? Hm?" she'd say while pulling them up close to her face by their collar and raising her eyebrows

milf hobie who'd give reader a sarcastic pout as they tried to beg and whine and plead for her forgiveness "Why should i forgive you?" "Because you love me" "I love my good boy and yer not acting like him." "But i am nowww" "No, yer whiny now, an' i don't listen to whiny little dogs."

and if they don't lose the attitude immediately, milf hobie who'd have to remove the attitude her own way, denying reader until they're pliant and crying and babbling barely coherent apologies

whatnot whatnot. my brain is now empty i used too much of it at once and i'm blanking😭😭😭

-☠️

AHHHHHH SAVE ME MILF HOBIE SAVE ME

[ovaryacted]

Well I'm not one of the haters so may I perchance know some more about those plans of yours 🫣🫣

-🌑

LMAOO. I can’t say much cause I’m just brainstorming for now and need to flesh it out for a bit longer cause I don’t think it would be just one single project.

But I’d like to write about RE2 Leon pulling some milfs. He deserves to be taken care of, and I get to write about milfs whom I love and aspire to be in the future if I ever have kids LOL.

MILF NATION RISE!

[raffimusiker]

Hey there! I just finished Picard and wondered if you could rec any Raffi x Seven fics that you particularly love? They got on my radar in large part because of your blog, so thank you for the introduction :)

hello! that's really cool and i'm very glad i was able to bring you into the saffi fold 😊

i read fic of all ratings, but most of these are M or E. i'll link them under a cut because this is gonna be long 😂

in general i love pretty much everything from the following writers because i love their overall style of writing and approaching themes, so i feel like you're bound to find something you like within their bodies of work!

Ericine

Daxs10thHost

bimichaelburnham

PepperSpicedLatte

here are a few of my FAV fics off the top of my head, in no particular order. this list is never ending and i am for sure forgetting a bunch. but i think it's a good starting point!

how shall i touch you unless it is unless it is everywhere? by Daxs10thHost (rated M) That whole night, there’d been no talk of the handhold; Raffi’s focus had been entirely on the game, and Seven, between stolen glances, had mirrored her concentration, deciding not to push her luck. But there, hesitant in the hallway, Seven suddenly recognized the look in Raffi’s eyes. or, Raffi invites Seven back to Earth to explore their relationship.

Mimesis by bodyinmotion2 (rated M) A silent retreat on Vashti gives Seven some new perspective and she comes home with a story to tell: Hers. Finally able to open up, she allows a hand written journal to tell the story of what happened to her when she left Earth after Voyager and the intimately manipulative relationship she held with Bjayzl. Raffi and B'Elanna, chosen to bear witness to the truth form Seven's support system as they navigate past trauma together in order to continue healing and move on.

supermoon spell by Ericine (rated E) "If anything, you've been saying it the whole time. I'm the one saying it back." Agnes and Rios break up (again), and three of the least likely people to hang out on Risa head to Risa for a month. All three are having relationship issues. All three work it out, as much as people like them can. (Or, you know, the one where they say "I love you")

perchance to dream by Ericine (rated G) "Her first night of sleep in fifty years would be with you." They have three days to set the future right. They sleep where they can. After the first long day, they can. Thing is, Seven hasn't slept as a human in decades.

A House Is A Home Only With You by bimichaelburnham (rated M) "It's not that Raffi doubts Seven has feelings for her, no. They are there. She would have to be blind not to see. It's in the way Seven wraps an arm around her waist in the morning as Raffi is fighting with the replicator to make them coffee. It's in the way she reaches for her absentmindedly when Raffi has been out of her orbit for a little too long." Or Seven makes a confession and Raffi is done letting it breathe.

Missing Seven by speedtrials (rated M) Due to the (20 years overdue) earth-shaking revelation that Seven of Nine is canonically queer (!!!) there is an immediate requirement for approx 10000 fics to be posted and I answered the call. This story features seven (get it?) missing scenes from Season 1 of Picard with Seven and Raffi Musiker, who are now officially established as the cutest, most badass, hottest, not to mention casually MILF, f/f couple in the galaxy. ✨ Get into it. ==Complete==

The slow walk towards a better life by changethenarrative (rated E) Raffi and Seven deal with their new but tentative attraction to each other as they’re caught in a web of sabotage and shifting loyalties while the planet Coppelius negotiates its place in the Federation. Set after the events of 1x10.

Getting Started (rated M) 'There were thirteen standard earth days between the beginning and end of Raffi’s endurance. Three hundred and twelve hours (eighteen thousand, seven hundred and twenty minutes), of virtuous, almost saint-like patience; stretching between point A, and point Z.' Raffi spends way too much time waiting for the right moment to move things along with Seven. Eventually, she makes her own opportunity.

it's not the weight you carry but how you carry it by Daxs10thHost (rated T) Seven looks over Raffi’s shoulder, out the window to where the setting sun has lit the desert sands in pinks and golds. “Read to me?” she asks, and as soon as she says it, all the tension drains from her chest. She looks back and sees her relaxation mirrored in Raffi’s pose. “These next few nights? Just until I fall asleep?” “Oh honey,” Raffi hums. “I would love that. More than you can ever know.” or, Seven and Raffi find each other in the pages of really old books. canon-adjacent, post-season 1.

Everything Carries Me To You by bimichaelburnham (rated E) "Raffi talks about the dichotomy of her human and Borg parts with poetry, as though she is praising art. She talks about their shape as if they are a natural happenstance and not born from a species' cruel desire to own every part of another. [...] It comes and it goes, the acceptance of herself." After time traveling to the past, Seven struggles with her old-new circumstance as well as reconciling both parts of herself. Thankfully Raffi is here to land a hand. Post-season 2 Canon compliant.

i also really love fics set in the confederation (the universe they found themselves in in s02e02). it's basically a what if president annika hansen and head of security raffaela musiker were a thing in that world. they're usually smut with a tinge of danger. it's a fun place for fic!

let my force just carry us home tonight by Ericine (rated E)

can I take you all the way? by Ericine (rated E)

Nothing Is Permanent (Not Ever Our Troubles) by bimichaelburnham rated E)

Ethereal by PepperSpicedLatte (rated E)

i hope you find something you enjoy in this list! there is so much out there already so whatever your fancy, i'm sure it's already out there.

[hellsbellschime]

So is a potential alternate name for the Dance of Dragons be the " Milf ( Rhaenrya) vs Milf ( Alicent) War" ? ( Oh god I'm horrible for that I know).

LOL are you perchance Aemond Targaryen the MILF king though because I feel like this is how he would characterize the war.

[desicutijbss]

10 areas Where satisfying a Single Bristol MILF could be Easy in 2023

Are you currently having difficulty locating your ideal Bristol MILF? Perchance you’ve lost too much time in taverns filled up with 20-something ladies who are too youthful and unskilled getting your own type. Bristol, however, has actually many MILF hubs it’s not possible to skip. You possibly get a hold of lots of mature women who desire a young guy to get it on with. In the end, Bristol is…

[rosenongrata]

just saw someone call yelan a milf

do you guys, perchance, know what a mom is?

[skunkes]

could we perchance see the horse milf

realized the only time i drew her was almost a yr ago, so redrew her real quick

[fakeloveaskblog]

Okay Remy, I am going to resend that previous message I sent you, just so you have it so you can reread it if you perchance wanted to do that. Don't worry, you didn't accidentally delete it, someone else purposefully did. Also, no… you weren't left with the true things, that's just learned cognitive distortions speaking; I'm sure if you asked Jan or Rem if they thought those things about you, they would set you straight right away. I'll also put a silent alarm on your phone that'll go off the next time Remus is near you, though only if you let me. Would that help?

(Tw: Vague implications of past abuse)

Remy: "Set me straight? dfhjd who are you? my dad? Jk jk. I know what you mean. I don't know what cognition distractions or whatever mean 'cause I'm tots an idiot. Like girl the only reason I didn't fail all of highschool was 'cause Virge did just enough of my work for me. You don't gotta tell me what it means btw. I can like look it up. I may not have a brain but I do have google. and uh yeah that helps. thanks. I'm gonna go reread the message now"

A few days later, in the middle of the day, the Rems were sitting on the sidewalk behind a starbucks. There were so many people inside the cafe Remus had nearly gotten a sensory overload while ordering the 4 cupcakes and 2 sandwiches he was smashing down into his slippery gullet. Remy had just taken a black coffee.

The alarm had gone off a while ago but they didn't know how to ask him about it. He looked tense. He sat in an unnatural pose that made it easy to get up and run away. His shoulders were raised and brows just a bit furrowed. Maybe they could-

"Oh!!! Bean bitch do you wanna see what I've been drawing lately???" Remus suddenly exclaimed, crumbs of sandwich flew out of his mouth.

"Sure babe"

He had a big grin on his lips as he took out his sketchbook and flipped through it "Alright so you remember how I did some anatomy practice of you when we watched lesbian vampire movies yes? Well I kinda continued with those"

The first few drawings were realistic sketches of Remy's face from a few different angles but on the next page he'd used his cartoony style to make them into a supernatural being. One drawing showed them with 8 eyes. One with nothing but gorey eye sockets left. One with spiders crawling out of their eyes and mouth.

Remus rocked back and forth slightly "Sorry. Is it weird? I just thought it would be cool if there were some character who looked nromal but was hiding something under their sunglasses. I dunno. Maybe it's stu-"

"No. No. Babe I think it's like tots cool! You made me look like super chic. Blood is totally in right now!!"

He shone up into a bright smile "Thanks!" There was slight blushing on his cheeks.

"I think I would look cool with some teeth in my eyes just saying"

"OOOOh!! Maybe even fangs?!"

"You got it babe!"

He took out a pen and immediately started to sketch it out. Remy was just happy getting to watch him draw.

Until a notification sound came from Remus' phone. He flinched before quickly checking it and immediately setting it down again. He somehow tensed up more.

Remy took a deep breathe. They could do this. They could talk about emotional stuff.

"You good babe? I mean like at any time? 'Cause you look tense like a lot- I uh I'm not like asking why. You don't gotta tell me shit. just like wondering if you're like okay"

"You're one to talk. you walk around looking like you got a stick up your butt 24/7........Do you??....kinky"

"Not yet"

"Me neither"

They both went quiet. Remus fiddled with the ring he still had on his finger. Remy scratched at their neck.

"I...I just feel paranoid....all the time...My intrusive thoughts never shut up about how every interaction I have with other peple could end in the worst ways. Even right now" Remus muttered out after a while.

"I get that. I mean I" They forced a chuckle "Every single time my boyfriend raises his hand, just to like take a plate or something, my thoughts still scream at me that he's gonna hit me. He never does. I know he won't. But my body and thoughts still act like he will. It happens with every person. I've been sure Janus was going to slap me"

Remus looked up at them. His eyes suddenly looked so so desperate "I dosen't get better?" He asked, his voice sounded like it was close to breaking "The paranoia will Always be there?"

"What? No! No no no. of course not babe. I'm just completely fucked up y'know. Like all of my argument with my boyfriend ends with either me having like a panic attack or us fucking" They laughed "Like an overemotional crybaby y'know. But you're- You'll be fine- I'm sure- You're not- I'm just-"

Remus pulled his knees up to his chest and leaned his chin against his knees. "I think you can be fine too" He mumbled out.

"I don't- I- I dunno- It's like it's so clear I was like supposed to die at specific moments...and then I just....didn't....and now I'm just like still here even though I'm not supposed to...I'm just like a rotting corpse dragging everyone else down. I-I don't know how to be fine if my thoughts are still sure I'm going to die every single day"

Remus shrugged "I think rotting corpses are pretty cool"

It was so out of left field Remy let up into a laugh. "Jesus fuck you stupid necrophile" They hid their face in their hands "Babe I'm sorry. I'm tots rambling. I was asking if you were okay, not if you wanted to like hear me be a stupid bitch"

"It's okay. I think being able to be a stupid bitch is kinda cool too. I can't even try to vent without shutting down...I feel kind of like I'm rotting as well"

(It felt like he'd left his skin in his old apartement. To be honest it felt like his entire being had been scrapped out of him just to be left behind)

"Wow babe. Is there something you don't think is cool?"

He thought for a moment "Soap. It's icky and gets everywhere"

"Sound argument"

Remus slowly moved his head to lean it against their shoulder. He could feel their chest rise to take a shuddering breathe and lower again.

"Have you ever thought I would?" Remus quietly asked.

"Yeah" They admitted "I know you wouldn't"

"I know. I've been paranoid about you too"

"It's okay"

"I've willingly been to your apartment. That's a lot" Remus pointed out "I haven't been to Jan's apartement"

"We should break into his place in the middle of the night" Remy replied in a fake serious tone.

"Oh yeah. It's a must. How else do you know you're friends? We should bring matching friendship knives as well!"

Remy chuckled "You can design them. And my teeth eye design! That's like tots important! My true destiny is to be a monster milf y'know. The lesbians would love me"

"Ayyay captain! I'll get right on that! Remus: milf maker"

They let out an audible keysmash "Babe that's my porn name now. Milf maker! Cougar collector! Homewrecker hoobyist!!"

"Yay grammar!!"

Remy got up and held out their hand to help him up. "Aight babe, I better head home. And you better get yourself a hot bath. You sure are smelling like a rotten corpse"

"Oh don't worry. I have a demon who sends me gifts, including bathing gifts"

Remy blinked at him "Huh" They moved their arm around his shoulders and started to walk towards the busstop "Tell me all about it. Is it a hot demon?"

[voidwingsprime]

Soundwave, do you perchance happen to have any Megatronus Gamer Milf Bathwater?

Soundwave just stares at the camera as they look at this message.

Zir face-screen is pitch black, an unamused abyssal void that swallows all light.

Soundwave in-vents and ex-vents as ze raises their wing-plating and jabs a claw at something off-screen.

The camera pans to a shelf full of glowing diluted energon. The camera-mech can be heard laughing. (Hint, its Skywarp) Soundwave makes an angry growl, and the camera pans back to Soundwave making a shushing gesture and then slicing the air in front of zir neck with a claw.

The video goes up and down as though the camera mech is nodding and then it goes back to to the shelf of energon bottles.

The video is now zooming in on the bottles. Below is written, tags written in Voidwing Glyphs of various dates. There’s codes and as the camera zooms in the codes,

various memory files play on the video, as Soundwave plays wirelessly links up to Skywarp’s livefeed.

It’s of various brutal slave-gladiator matches, and Soundwave and Megatronus tending to each other after each match, of them tenderly washing and repairing each other in the washracks of their derelict slave-nest.

Them bottling the clean-up life blood from each other. As a reminder to never forget the energon they spilled to entertain their cruel owners and to help fuel their rage that led to the overthrowing of the gladiator slave system

[kibanafuji]

destinycaught replied to your post: did someone, perchance, say… HOT MOM?

why are ALL the milfs taken ?????????????????????????? ������

"i am a... milf?"

...

("yesssss! suck it, ewan, i TOLD you!")