#milkjug

[catfindr]

[mootasticmooface]

Time for tea. . . #tea #tealover #teapot #milkjug #sugarlumps #coffeandwalnutcake #teaparty #teafortwo (at Inverness) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci7lb5FoPq5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[frogmentarii]

No words for this. I just knew this joke fit @yesjejunus 's boy.

[estercity]

also after this i'd like to delete all my very early save files so i can go back and remake them (mainly my mckenna which needs a full revamp, lyran and everly who both just need restarting and the handful of tavs i've just decided i don't want to pursue plotwise)

[omgcharlie91-blog]

Jordan Torres and his beautiful milkjugs

[jadedwoman]

Boobs, tits, funbags, fuckbags, fapglobes, milkers, honkers, titties, boobies, breasts, milkjugs, jugs, and more

[dynamite124]

Me: *sees Nayir*

Me @ my mind: DO 🤬 NOT 😤

My mind: …booooobs boobs honkers boobs milkjugs udders breasted boobily bAZONNNNNNGS-

i got this new Skyrim follower idea. basically there's this Wood Elf except he's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

art by @luwha

[tarjapearce]

Ohhh~ Miguel is the only allowed to play with his food? Does he like milk by chance?

Mama's milk? Why do you think he nicknamed her breast Milkjugs? 👀 🤭

[davestrifer]

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[jugsonmydick]

aww are my heavy buldging milkjugs too much for you 🥺

ive been rubbing my pussy to your blog for months, especially whenever I got the urge to order a new binder. I need this one to break first. I need to be forced to show everyone im actually just a big tittied bimbo 💕

Hhhf. I'll turn off anon, I swear I'll do it! Drop those dick-milking pornmelons down onto my lap right now and you won't ruin the experience for everyone else!! HHHHHGH FFUUGGCKKK. I'm gonna goon myself stupid just thinking about the weight and heft of udders so oversized that theyre literally DESTROYING binders. flood my dms flood my dms FLOOD MY FUCKING DMS

[abigailmoment]

Astarion was upstairs in the Last Light Inn, reading at a table by one of the windows. He wasn't sure why he'd chosen a window seat. The view was pointless. All shadows. But it was a place to read.

While he was reading, Tav came over and started rummaging through his bag.

"Help. Thief," he said conversationally, not looking up from his book.

"That's what we in the business like to call projection," Tav said, but then she explained herself as she pulled out a few red bottles: "We got clobbered by trees. I'm redistributing health potions because everyone who was in that fight is completely out."

Astarion did look up at that and gave her a once over to confirm that she looked all right. All limbs accounted for. Skin the correct shade of purple. Very good. He went back to his book. He stayed aware of the sounds of someone moving next to him, because he always was.

There was the rustle of canvas and the scrape of leather fastenings being undone. The jingle of thieves tools being moved aside and the clink of bottles. More clinking. Paper rustling. Then a pause.

The pause lasted long enough to become a disquieting peculiarity of silence. Astarion looked over again.

Tav was looking down at a scroll that had been tucked between two potions. It had come out with them and unfurled on the ground. It had golden runes and was marked with images at the top--three figures, wispy identical mirrors of each other.

"You didn't use it," she said. She sounded surprised.

"No," said Astarion. He didn't sound like he was feeling anything in particular at all.

Tav did not ask why. But the question hung implied in the air as she rolled up the scroll and tucked it safely back into his bag. She gathered up the health potions, looping leather straps around their necks so she could carry the lot of them like dangling milkjugs. She stood, pausing for a few seconds before leaving, just in case he wanted to…

"I don't want to see his eyes in my face," he told her.

"Ah," she said.

Tav sat back down.

The silence was no longer heavy with unasked questions. It was just silence.

"May I hug you?" Tav asked.

"No," said Astarion. "Not just now."

"Got it," said Tav.

Astarion's hands tightened and relaxed on the book he was no longer reading. Then he let one of them fall to the side, not quite reaching out.

"You could…" he started, but trailed off. He didn't know the script for this.

Completing the sentence ended up being unnecessary. Tav took his hand and leaned against the wall. She traced light lines up and down his palm with her thumb.

They stayed like that for quite some time.

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This is part of a longer story.

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[charitytitter]

Can someone help me empty these milkjugs?

[fellbirb]

edelgard's milkjug as oomf said (don't kill me)

[gainprincess]

Four girls, one gut, one big bunny butt~

It wobbles and claps obscenely when she walks, because it knows better than to be still. That's how it is. Nitori and Sumi like to jiggle on her ass, don't they? Because they know what happened to them.

The jiggle of her tits is another reminder, that stupid little Wriggle ought to learn her place. Better fueling her milkjugs than taking up space, sating her hunger than existing.~

And Youmu... Oh, Youmu. The best meal of all. Because she invites more meals, more meals that think Reisen is one of them, and they let her get close. They rub her belly, they let her rub their belly, they stuff themselves while she eats with them... and they let their guards down.

Don't they, Youmu?~

Oh right.

She's meat.