#minimum space

[arsenicflame]

Bonus round! Do you use a queue tag?

[cloudclangen]

MOON 2

Oh?

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[a-polite-melody]

People really need to start getting their transmasc centred activism from transmascs, instead of going, “okay I’ve learned about transfem experiences, so obviously I know about transmasc experiences; they’re just the opposite!”

[absoluteminimum]

Shockwave was doing his best to attend to Soundwave. His best was quite good.

The cables were hindering his efforts somewhat. They were quite… distracting.

[seafoamsol]

Surprise photo!

[jackoquako]

Its the most infuriating experience to scroll through a tag with all your custom filters in place only to still encounter untagged x fem reader fics.

Y'all it is not that hard to add one word to your tag salad.

"x reader" does not mean "female reader" by default.

At least let people who don't want to read x fem reader have the choice to not read it. By not tagging it, you're taking away that choice.

[fraternum-momentum]

nothing gets me wetter than getting a streak of blogs that have their ages in bio while im checking my followers list yes this is just a psa pls put ur age/adult in bio or pinned or whatever just put it somewhere people can see damn

[nerdyenby]

Apparently Skizz said he wasn’t comfortable saying “trans rights” because of how divisive it is — which is supremely disappointing and ruined my day — but I’m having trouble finding the actual clip and/or screenshots, if anyone has them that’d be great

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

So, my store is located just near enough (not the closest to, but near enough and with a larger number of parts to be worth going to) a military base. So pretty regularly, we get soldiers coming in either on their break or after shifts to buy stuff. Rarely, but it does happen, they come in at odd times because they have been ordered to fetch something by their leadership.

So, about six months ago I get a young soldier in full uniform come in on a Tuesday morning at ten am (so unusual timing but I didn’t really think anything of it at the time) and he needs to borrow a tool that we don’t normally lend out, it’s a tool that needs to be fully purchased but I currently have exactly what he needs sitting in the tub of returned tools that are not able to be resold but still usable.

Now, a couple of things. If a customer wants to borrow a tool from the bucket, they typically have to leave their driver’s license or passport or something of equal value in order to make sure that they return the (usually less than $30) tool. This kid literally only had his military ID on him and taking a military id off of enlisted personnel is a huge, giant, big fuckton of No-No Juice, so my response was “Just give me your uniform hat.”

Kid gives me his uniform hat, which I know he will get in big trouble for losing, but it is not in fact a literal federal offense to take from him. He comes back in a couple of hours with the tool, I give him back a piece of his uniform, I think nothing of it until today.

TODAY!

A nice man comes in, requests a few parts, and as I’m checking him out for the purchase with a military discount he mentions how grateful he is that we have such a lenient tool lending policy. I tell the story about how I confiscated a hat as ransom for a tool from this one kid a few months ago.

Customer: Holy shit, it was YOU! Was it Hayes?

Me: Uh, it was a tall skinny white kid, pretty young, blue eyes? I don’t remember if he was blonde or ginger.

Customer: That was definitely him. (Turns to his buddy who has been silent the whole time) Do you remember when I had that issue where I specifically needed *tool that was apparently lended out* and I sent one of my soldiers to the nearest AutoZone? And the kid came back with it and I didn’t ask any questions until after. But I did remember to ask if he paid for it, and as he said ‘no, she just asked for my hat. Fuck that hat.’ And we had to turn around and go get his hat?

Customers buddy:*snickers into a closed fist*

Me, after I’m finished cackling: Hang on, hang on. Let me track down a coworker so that you can get 20% off instead of just 10%. Call it the serendipity discount.

Customer: Aw! I actually like that a lot.

[nerdomancer]

we as a society are never going to stop a backslide into straight up fascism if we can't get past the idea that it's possible to simply preemptively punish someone into being good (and then if they're not good, well, they deserve the punishment!)

[aidoneusmelindia]

Things Blame it on my Youth-Andreil does that just makes sense (part 1)

pikachu (because I too love to bully Andrew)

argue about stupid stuff live on YouTube

eat an extraordinary amount of oranges

do silly (or less silly) quizzes at 2am because Andrew woke up from a nightmare and doesn't want to go back to sleep just yet

watch trashy tv (and not have good, loud sex) when finally having the house to themselves for a night

[plasmalunare]

please tell me I'm not the only one who gets a bit bothered by antis who write "proship dni" at the end of their post, but then they write proship by replacing some of the letters with different characters (ex. pr0sh1p, pr05hipp3r, etc.)

my brother in christ. please just write it normally so i can avoid the post and i can avoid interacting with you.

I can only add so many variations of "proship dni" written with different letters and numbers in my blacklist

[odysseys-blood]

alright. so why'd they make a steam version and let it go up without any kind of keyboard support 😐

[plusultraetc]

I dug up a bunch of very deeply rooted weeds today and the entire time all I could think was I am so totally not having arbor ardor

[dennisboobs]

one day i'll post my fic and you can finally witness this monster of a playlist that fuels my insanity