#mod misery

[askfreesmart]

Geeulp okay its 11 p m and I just realised I need to address this!!

This blog was thought of like before bfdia started releasing.. I think it came out after it started though?? But still, like, things I have in mind for characters, and plot and whatnot might be a little erm how do I put this... FUCKED UP due to bfdias new releases.. So!! Erm!! I have a solution!!

This blog is more of an AU, basically, where BFDIA got cancelled after episode 5 and they're just living and chilling in yoylecity.. So, uh, anything last episode 5 of bfdia isn't canon to this blog! Does that make sense?? I mean being so honest I don't watch bfdias new episodes so asks related to those sort of, erm, are irrelevant to me SORRY SOBBING ‼️ but yeah this I'd my solution to that problem so xoxo I love you all British pencil forever and may your bitches be many and Ls few

[chains--aroundmy--throat]

"Honestly what's the point anymore? It's not like anyone wants me anyways."

[moddieeee]

As my silly little Australian Paramore tour came to a close yesterday it only felt appropriate to finally post these uwu

I'd been working on these for a while! So it's good to finally share them with the world and maybe even tease some potential future endeavours...

EDIT: now with added AWKIF and S/T eras that I properly finished!!

[violetshine-appreciation]

mothwing thinks about willowshine every single day. of course she does. she watched her transform from the tiny kit helping her in the healers den, eagerly asking which herb to use to treat bellyache, to the uncertain but still talented young apprentice visiting the moonpool late at night to commune with starclan, to the confident and composed medic she would eventually become--her equal, but a daughter to her nonetheless. it's hard for her not to think of her that way, with how long she's known her, how she watched her grow up.

she looks at frostpaw and can't help comparing her to willow in everything. her fur is a lighter shade of gray, with blue eyes instead of green, but she reminds her so much of willowshine that it hurts. she resents her for it, for the ways in which they are the same and different. why can't she be as attentive as willowshine, why can't she sort herbs the same way as willowshine, why can't she be as calm and patient as willowshine? why does she look at her with the same excitement that willowpaw once did when she explains to her about the moonpool, why does she sometimes walk with that same spring in her step that willowshine did on a particularly pleasant day, why does she look so much like her when she falls asleep in the same nest she used to occupy?

it's not fair. it's not fair and mothwing hates it and she knows she can't take it out on her, but there are moments where she slips, just a bit. and she hates herself even more for it, because the expression on frostpaw's face reminds her so much of little willowpaw after waking from a nightmare. whenever that happened, mothwing would always scoot over in her nest and let her sleep next to her for the rest of the night, tail curled protectively over her as if she were her own kit.

frostpaw wakes up from a nightmare once, and in the darkness mothwing is pretending to be asleep even though it always takes her such a long time to actually go to sleep nowadays. she hears frostpaw get up, walk shakily over to her nest, and feels her standing over her in the dark. she senses frostpaw's hesitance and for a moment she thinks she hears her draw in a breath as if she's about to say something, but it doesn't come out. mothwing doesn't move. she prays (to what, she doesn't know; not starclan, certainly) that the apprentice doesn't try to wake her.

a moment of silence passes before she hears frostpaw trod back to her nest and attempt to get comfortable once more. mothwing lets her do it, not daring to move or give any indication that she was awake the whole time.

her stomach hurts. "better get some chervil root for that," willowshine would say, but she's not here, and mothwing is alone in her den with a stranger in the nest across from her.

she can't even tell the difference between chervil and catmint anyway, she thinks, and for some reason the thought makes her want to wail.

[skeletonpendeja]

Nothing Girl! But... Different!

Designs for a hypothetical Nothing Girl comic drawn in a more traditional format. Smiles an actual raggedy doll, Bad Seed is a bit more rooted and things are a bit sweeter and harsher

[proseka-headcanons]

mizuki made matching plushies for kanade and mafuyu after mafuyu told her about the rabbit story. kanade’s plush is the white rabbit, and mafuyu’s is the black one.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

[mod-jazzy]

Life 2 short Update a blog randomly for no reason other than enjoying the moment, even if just for one(1) post

[rwbysketches]

Impressive detail level packed into that Emerald PFP. I dunno if she'd want to *advertise* the 5-fingered discount occupation in a groupchat, but maybe Neo supplements their hauls with game tournament prizes. Also morbidly curious how deep Yang's officer ball headcanons go.

ask in reference to this post

come with me, step into the beautiful world of officer ball OC

[uwuowotf2waslife]

Inflict your misery on your blorbos! The mercs having to go to the dentist?

Based

Scout: that guy who swears he aint afraid , up and down hell preach he has never once cried at the dentist. But also the guy who once the appointment is over he is outta there faster than light.

Soldier: not really afraid, just hates how close the dentist is to his face. ( i can tolerate many things, but seeing each individual pore in someone face who is using a medieval torture device (lil scoop mirror) its something i cant).

Pyro: do they even have teeth?? Sorry lil firebug, but oh well, ya know sweets and pop tarts aint best food for your enamel ( basically a Spy but they needed to have crowns)

Demo: unironically most carefull person with his teeth. I mean yeah, life is tough when you are a one eyed black scotsman with a police record roughly the length of the entire city of Glasgow, you gotta have at least something gucci about your face. Homeboy has never had a single cavity.

Heavy: he isnt afraid per say, but gulag life never had dental care in the healthcare provider section. His idea of a dentist is using pliers on a tooth , so id argue based. Mouthwash guy who doesnt rinse because , he wants his breath extra fresh

Engie: sanest man in the whole group (not) but was forced to have the ugliest braces known to man so each time he prays he doesnt get flashbacks

Medic: he may have done some oral/dental healthcare (with or without patient consent) but he knows the basics of dentistry. Also forced to wear hideous braces becauSE hE iS. A nErD geT iT ??? ( nah homeboy just succed on em pacyfiers so hard his teeth were like a crater)

Sniper: crooked tooth police BUT he is amazing at dental healthcare. A dentists best patient. HE ACTUALLY FLOSSES DAILY, he isnt that unhappy about his teeth but he has a few of them chipped and in his opinion he makes him feel goofy

Spy: will use all torture training techniques in the dentist. Never flosses, never brushes but uses an obsene amount of mouth wash. Has semi trauma (his fake teeth were a necessity cuz imo prolly got them all taken out without consent -he is a spy; pulling teeth was a very common form of torture-) so yea he hates anything sharp/pointy/metallic touching his teefs.

[askfreesmart]

I think the question you should be asking is why SHOULDNT Pencil be British LMAOOO

[moddieeee]

I should have known the pmore fandom be more active on this hellsite and not the other even more hellsite LOL

So who would be vaguely interested in owning some iconic Hayley acrylic standees 🔥🔥

[the-witchs-cafe]

Total progress on the Hau post because I am in so much hurt /j

Magi Outfit: 99.9% done; just need to add the detail that there are design motifs from Tapu Koko present much like his EX Outfit

Wish and Powers: 100%!! Even given him a new power to differentiate him from Medic and Hop before him

Soul Gem Shape: 100%; removed the suggestion that the emblem on the middle of his soul gem in its egg form resembles the Sun, since it would fit Elio moreso

Descent into despair: 10%; will keep this for last once everything's done since it is more of a ficlet/oneshot than an analysis segment. Wouldn't take long to finish.

Witch's Nature: 100%; sounds a bit similar to Ichizo's, but one must remember that, in canon, there are 2 witches of needles (Quitterie and Latria), sooooo....fuck the police.

Witch's appearance: 80%; need to finish writing down Hau's role in the narrative as a whole and the more intricate details of his warlock form. Base idea is already done.

Labyrinth: 20%; have hit a roadblock on this one.

Witch's Kiss/Warlock's whisper: Haven't written it yet, but I do have an idea or two regarding its shape.

Witch Card: 100%

Familiar: 90%; need to add more details to its description and completely finish its inspirations

Closing Statements: 70%; gonna need to start yapping about the worldbuilding implications in regards to the Magi system in Alola, as well as the roles of the tapus in all this.

[dunmeshiminimumwage]

This blog has been around for 3 days, and the general populous is already kinning me, I guess.

[kincallfightclub]

Annie Wilkes if I ever see you again it is ON SIGHT. I WILL HIT YOU WITH A TYPEWRITER AGAIN DON'T COME NEAR ME YOU GENIUNELY INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE BITCH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKY SOLID STONE IDOL.

I HAAAAATE THAT WOMAN.

SHE BROKE MY FUCKING ANKLES.

-Paul Sheldon

y'know it took us a while t'figure out what yer source was but we remembered n' YEAH. THAT WOMAN'S A CRAZY FUCKIN' BITCH HUH? y'had every right t'throw a typewriter at'er man i woulda' like. tried t'hit 'er with a car or somethin'. y'should hit 'er with a car or somethin'. -K (Kash)

[urfavesarequadranted]

Akio Katou and Elodie Abirjal from Menagerie of Misery are kismeses!

Art credits: @tyzzieee @heliantyr