dads have it right. reading the newspaper first thing in the morning is the shit. i subscribed to my local newspaper recently and i, a neurodivergent person who cannot for the life of me develop habits, immediately took to reading the newspaper with my coffee each morning. like it's some kind of evolutionary instinct: fight, flight, freeze, read the obits and sip on some lukewarm folgers at 9am. is the news depressing as hell? yeah. but now i know the local arby's failed its health inspection. i know that all those sirens i heard last night were for a domestic dispute two streets down from my apartment. i know there's a new food truck a town over. i know the middle school principal has been on administrative leave because he refused to punish a boy who stole clothes from the girls' locker room. i found out two dudes were fired from the state teachers' retirement treasury for mismanagement of funds and i called my grandma like, "hey have you heard about this?" because that's her primary income and of course she has because she watches the news 3 times a day, and we gossiped about state teachers' retirement fund embezzlement. i wake up and i don't even think about looking at my phone. i turn on the coffee pot, step outside, and grab the paper. touching grass first thing in the morning: life changing.
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best believe i don't know shit about mk11 but i sure as hell know these guys gay asf
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Commissions Open!!!🥳
Hello people!! I’m opening commissions again for the first time in a couple years since I am unemployed at the moment/ between moves. I give frequent updates through all stages of the drawing. If you’re interested you can DM me on here, please send references for your character (the more the better!) and don’t be afraid to message with any questions as well. I’m also open to doing character sheets, character designs and more !! Payment is through PayPal, and I’ll send the finished piece through email.
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I keep thinking that at the incubation party the only reason OG Elan had to attend himself was because 4 was dead and 5 hasn't recovered from the facelift yet. Which means the year prior i just imagine the CEO ladies handing 4 an unlimited company bank account with a single note on it that says "Invest" and just ... sending him out there to do business.
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"Russian-born Durov was detained Saturday at Paris’s Bourget Airport on a warrant related to Telegram’s lack of moderation.
Those charges include allegations that his platform was complicit in aiding fraudsters, money launders, drug traffickers and people spreading child sexual exploitation content, French prosecutor Laure Beccuau said in a statement Monday. Beccuau added that Durov is accused of refusing to communicate “information or documents” related to the investigation."
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DAVE: yknow bisexuality aint that hard to understand. girls are cute. guys are cute. what more do you want from me
TEREZI: 1 W4NT YOUR W4LL3T
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A robotic skeleton, a human, a cat and a monkey walk into the bar
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