#mr. guppy

[jtownraindancer]

Distracted & Infatuated

[figs-oliomedley]

oh honey

turned on Bubble Guppies while I was making pancakes and remembered why I loved this show

god bless, Deema (also go listen to the songs they're genuine bangers)

[ask-humphrey-bone]

hello humphrey!! I don't know if you've been asked this before, but who is your favorite ghost to hang out with? I know they forget about you pretty often, but it seems like they could all be genuinely good friends despite that.

Hello to you anon! What a lovely question! ❤️🗡️

Although they’re all rather, er, you know, towards me at the best of times, I don’t think it’ll be fair of me just to choose one, so I’m going to list a couple of good reasons for every ghost if that’s okay with you!!

Think I’ll start with the sweetest of the bunch: Kitty. She’s a lovely friend for exactly that. She’s a ray of sunshine with a smile who can really bright up even the dullest of days. I’ve always had a soft spot for her; she really is the baby of the group. After all, I got to watch her grow up and become the lovely young woman we all know and love today. Maybe she’s the niece I didn’t get to have, who knows.

Now, Pat. My fellow pain in the neck. Without him, my afterlife would somehow be even worse. His clubs and ideas of mashing up the old with the new to keep us entertained does us all a world of good, even if I can’t quite participate (or even be bloody bought over to) most clubs at a time, he makes the others happy which, in turn, makes me happy too.

Julian is, how you say, a double edged sword. He’s great if you want to party which at times I really do, and he’s also rather willing to put his powers into action. We’ve bonded a lot recently over this very blog, actually, and I’ve come to learn that, under it all, there really is a politician who listens from time to time. That politician can be all ears with me, too, which I really appreciate. He also provides a… er, interesting view from time to time. Cough.

Next, The Captain. He’s one of the few who will give my body a go at. In a good way, an innocent way. It may have taken him a couple decades to look me in the eye but, he can be some great company. He’s always keeping it physical. Not sure what he really feels about me though, that one’s puzzled me for decades.

Thomas is where things can get a little tough. In truth, he’s a lost little lamb. His artistic vision is something else entirely, so I do enjoy having a fellow creative soul in the house. He also provides the most lifts for me (he is my Uber) and I cannot knock him for that. He remembers me the most, and boots me the most. So, uh, yeah. Never quite know where I stand with him, but I have a soft spot for the idiot anyways. Unpopular opinion about Thomas: he deserves to be loved, too.

Mary was an amazing woman. She was wild, a little too the left, with a heart of gold. She also affectionately called me ‘Head Bit’ which I can now freely admit to missing greatly. She was the ghost who came to be after me and bought me much closer to the ‘real world’ as it was of our times. Like me, she was kind of misunderstood and taken for granted, too. I think we found common ground in that way back when. We didn’t hang out much, so to speak, though I doubt she’d regret that!

It’s always been a little tough with Fanny. She’s never thought highly of me, sure, but I try to not let that get to me now. We’ve had our softer moments, sure, and our harder ones, yeah. She’s softening up again to us all now though, and maybe she can let me in this time.

Last, but absolutely not least, is Robin. Mine and my wife’s oldest, wisest friend. Now we may not get to hang out as much as we used to, he’s got a lot of mates and distractions nowadays but, I know deep down, he really does care for me. He’s never stopped caring in coming up on 500 years which, damn, that’s quite a feat. Plus, no one really gave a crap about me in life and, I like to pretend that he did even if now I know he found his fun elsewhere. That’s ok, though. He’ll always come through for me in the end. He’s a true friend I feel lucky to have.

My goodness this is a very long response! I hope it’s worth your while, anon. Come to think of it, I’m not really sure I have a best friend of this bunch nor have a particular favourite of who to hang out with. It’s really just whoever may remember to bring me alone with them. Usually that’s Thomas, all things considered. And I’m ok with that, I think. ❤️

Humphrey x

[starfyhero2]

The kiddos~

[radicaliousbrahh]

I cannot specify on why I made this but I hope you guys enjoy it as much as me

Yes. I drew the legs.

[photozoi]

Mr Peabody and the rain of brine shrimp.

(Which he will study but will not deign to consume, thank you very much.)

[jaeausten]

Something that always pisses me off when I watch Bleak House (2005) is that while Esther Summerson and Lady Dedlock are acted very well by their respective actresses, in what fucking universe does Anna Maxwell Martin look even remotely like Gillian Anderson?

[summersnow82]

Watching Bubble Guppies with the kids. Mr. Grouper starts talking. I stare hard at the TV.

“Whooooooo are you?”

He’s Tino Insana. Better known to me as Dr. Reginald Bushroot. Genius, semi-mad scientist. Super softy. One of the Fearsome Five. Villain to Darkwing Duck’s hero. Voice of my childhood.

I had no idea he passed away. Thank you for your work, good sir. I truly appreciate it.

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

PELWSE PELASE

0EPWAS

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

GIRLIE IM GONNA SOB 😭😭😭😭😭 AIGHT HERE THEY ARE

THIS MFER. MR. FUCKING GROUPER. THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER FICTIONAL CRUSH. I have NO REASON WHY, but I think it's because he's food >:D love eating grouper and other fish though!! Huehehehehehe

I couldn't possibly have another fictional crush like this, right?

RIGHT????

...

....

MOTHERFUCKER. WHAT THE HELL.

To be fair I was around six when I had these crushes. I do not have said crushes on these two anymore but goddamnit. I was wild 😭

[jtownraindancer]

Feeling normal about the framing of this shot 🙃

[thisisnotandret17]

Pour mr grouper, hes gonna die.

Just joking! Its just a random thing on Facebook that i found

[hremails-art]

stuff from priv twitter

[zander-stardust]

I worked too hard on these pictures to be embarrassed to post the here, damn.

(Both of these were done for Halloween earlier this year, and I never got around to posting them on Tumblr)

1)

The Rabbits

2)

Jolly Holiday

[ask-humphrey-bone]

Hey Humphrey! Not to drag up bad memories but Robin mentioned that he saw Mary's execution "live", did you? How was she after?

Hey to you too. It’s alright, anon. I’m happy to answer.

Yes, Rogh and I watched it live. Unfortunately for me I was without my body at the time, so I was stuck in that savage’s hands. He couldn’t understand what was happening and, truth be told, I wanted to beg him to leave. But I kept quiet. We watched it all, all five of us, and have lived with the nightmare ever since.

Mary, as you can imagine, wasn’t, er, too happy to be dead. She didn’t even realise to be in the ‘realm of the un-livings’ as she so put it. She stayed by the pyre, watching as her remains burned for days. There was nothing Rogh could do or I could say to get her to leave. So, we left her there. She didn’t come into the house for a good year or so into her death. Can’t say I blame her. I seem to recall William and Elizabeth would stand at the window and report back - watching as Mary wandered aimlessly at the grounds for what must’ve been days at a time - Elizabeth doing so a good half a century later. It was the nature of her death that’s done it, she would say, fearing for Mary. Honestly, mate, those years blur together.

Then Annie came, and things changed for the better. Thank God.

Sorry to bum you out, anon. ❤️🗡️

Humphrey x

[nick-jr-incorrect-quotes]

*nick jr. actor au*

Blaze: Hi, Mr. Grouper! How was the crossover episode with Baby Shark?

Mr. Grouper: It went great! But now I have the song stuck in my head again.

Blaze: Again?

Mr. Grouper: I work with kids, what did you expect?

*the guppies, baby shark and william appear out of seemingly nowhere*

The Kids: Baby Shark, do do do do do do, Baby Shark, do do do do do do, Baby Shark, do do do do do do, Baby Shark!

Blaze: Oh my.

Mr. Grouper, with a haunted look on his face: Not again.

[dianniesolivio14]

Mr. Shark Can To Get a Monster