Mr. Reaper: I was looking forward to have a nice conversation with you.
Phil: WHO ASKED, MAN? Who asked! Wtf. What makes you think I want to talk to you? Also, if your idea of talking is spawning zombies on me and then laughing, I don't think I want to talk! I think I'm good actually, I think I'm good. I think I'll pass!
I'm watching through the early Phil younows for the first time and boy, we understandably harp on Dan the most for the 2012 era denial/overcompensating but Phil's contributions are fascinating. So far my highlights include:
"Dan and I don't do everything together because then we would get sick of each other...as friends" ok no one was reading into it as if you weren't friends
Him willingly reading out "would you rather marry Dan or lick a hobo" and having an extended moment of silence that lasts way too long to be casual as he fights for his life trying to figure out what to say before saying hobo and quickly trying to move on. Then Dan joins later on and he unprompted tells Dan about this. Also should be noted shortly after he answered he was like "huh weird my chat is suddenly being slow and there's nothing for me to read out" which seems a little too convenient to me
picturing the lester family gathered in their lounge and phil just laying on the floor staring at his phone giggling and kicking his feet in the air while reblogging devan fanart