His name was originally Mr. Wiggles btw. 9 year old me was great at naming. Also, every other male/no gender bug type I caught after that was named Mr. Wiggles lmaooooo
Name: Tensan
Species: Dustox
About: Despite how he looks, he is actually 40. He's one of the oldest of his group and acts as a leader. He is also the patriarch of a clan of bug types.
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Mr. Wiggles knows of your location. Don’t you hate it when Mr. Wiggles knows that? Since I am exactly the same organism as you, I can prove that we all hate it when Mr. Wiggles knows where we are. The stock market has fallen because of Mr. Wiggles, my family cries because of Mr. Wiggles, the month of January is in a fiery passion because of Mr. Wiggles, and my floorboards now squeak in the middle of the morning all because of Mr. Wiggles.
Fuck you, Mr. Wiggles. Fuck you.
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How to Cure* Yourself of Being a Picky Eater**
by JewishDragon
Step 1: Be me, a same foods picky eater autistic.
Step 2: Have a family member (who doesnt live nearby) be an enthusiastic chef. Loves to cook for people and experiment with cooking. Just throws shit together.
Step 3: Go 2 decades being wary of visiting this relative because you're an extremely picky eater and feel very ashamed when you stay at this relative's house.
Step 4: Get your first summer internship away from home and get housed by this family member who lives 10min from the internship
Step 5: Make a silent vow to Get A Good Grade In house Guest (a very reasonable thing to desire), since you are staying rent free. The vow includes
Clean the dishes after dinner without being prompted
Empty the dish washer without being prompted
Do your own laundry
Pick up after yourself and take out the trash before trash day!
TASTE, HAVE JUST ONE BITE, OF EVERYTHING THIS RELATIVE COOKS
Step 6: have a 3 month summer internship become several years as you get a full time job (and then START YOUR PHD) in the same town. While you now pay a smidge of rent, THE VOW CONTINUES
Step 7: Profit
(Expand your pallet, Discover what flavor profiles/textures you like and dislike with more nuance than ever before. Be able to go out to eat with friends and family without the anxiety over wondering if you'll be able to eat, or have to order from the kids menu as a 20+ year old. But overall, most importantly, it becomes easier to try a new food)
*JewishDragon does not guarantee any part of this method, this method will not work for most people for many reasons.
**This post is made in good humor. I am not claiming picky eating is something to BE cured. I am just telling the story of my journey of being a picky eater. I am still not an adventurous eater. For example: It took me 6 years from my first making the vow before i was brave enough to try a small drop of ranch/caesar style dressing on a single piece of lettuce. (I REALLY wanted to get a good grade in house guest at a weekly nerd gathering!) (also texture is a HUGE issue for me that i cannot expect to ever be "cured".)
(I also am a huge samefoods autistic, i can eat the same thing for two weeks and the only reason I would switch to something else for the next week or so is I ran out of the Thing)
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A Mr. Wiggles was almost named Mr. Cuddles.
Pose reference by @adorkastock from one of the Random packs from her Patreon.
I may have gone through my collection picking out a bunch for Mr. Wiggles cuddles.
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one orange braincell and mr wiggles uses it to steal yoghurt
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yknow in "mr mistoffelees" when tugger gets so carried away with hyping up misto, and then misto taps on his shoulder to get his attention and then whispers something in his ear, and then tugger's like "oh yeah! okay!!", and then misto goes up to the tire and tugger starts his "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! I GIVE YOU!!"
one of my fave parts ever
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Round 1 Poll 22: Alanna of Trebond from Song of the Lioness vs Mrs.Piggle-Wiggle
Propaganda under the cut:
Alanna:
Absolute badass. First female Knight in all of Tortall. The books are all about her challenges with growing up disguising her gender, romance, duty, heroism, and finding your place in the world -- and struggling to accept when it isn't the one you'd expected. In later series by Tamora Pierce you get to see her as a mother, too, which is rad as heck. Totally inspiring character to me as a kid, and one of the first fantasy book/series I remembered reading with a girl protagonist.
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle:
You asked for queens, and she is The queen!
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