#mud jeans

[mudmike]

Dirty overalls Dickies wet

[1000dactyls]

httyd sketches I’ve compiled from the past couple of days v_v;;) I’ve been learning to draw the dragons and am studying a lot of nico marlet’s art for it…… barf& belch hold a special place in my heart so of course i also had to draw their silly humans. And their silly humans’ fave too. but no one told me the real struggle wld be drawing stoick the vast in all his glory. Omfg. His beard is awesome it’s shaped like a star.

and modern au………..!!!! have been debating this with a friend. toothless is a cat until he is a service dog. do you feel me? and hiccup wears his fishinf get up to his classes after getting up at 4am to help his dad draw in the fish that morning.snug little cozy coastal town that has more secrets than it should. Do you feel me?

[uncanny-tranny]

It's very funny being like... a stereotypically (as in, straight masc) masculine queer person. Like it's frustrating because I would love to have cute moments where I share tips with a trans woman or maybe help somebody in that kind of way, but like... why should she or anybody else listen to me when I only got my third pair of jeans recently? 😭

[swan2swan]

Yeah, Brooklynn always does great on her own. Absolutely devours it every time.

[moonspirit]

I’m at a mud run so…

Aot ambassadors at a mud run!

Sjshsknsuwks anooooon that sounds like so much of fun omg!

You have Armin who's the only one serious about doing things by the book - and therefore the only one doing the mud run the way it should be done - and therefore ALSO barely getting through it 🥲

You have Jean expending buckets of sweat and hard work and doing REALLY well, he's doing GREAT, he's leading, he's fast, he's sprinting- but- oh wait no, hold on- what the FUCK, seriously?!?!

*insert suspense cliffhanger: what did Jean just see?!*

You have Connie who took this seriously for about 0.5 seconds before he decided: hey the mud's nice and cool... It's a nice sunny and breezy day... Why not just... lie down in the mud and watch the clouds... :3 Connie Boy knows how to have a good time, okay?

Annie's gone. Annie's gone. She's building a tunnel through the mud underground and taking that as a shortcut to escape the obstacles and also win the race.

(the prize is a bakery discount coupon, now it makes sense huh?)

Pieck... Works smart, not hard. She identified the fastest team taking part and latched onto them like a leech and now refuses to get off unless they win the race. (She's dangerous in the most unassuming way, so they don't dare shake her off)

Levi's a safe distance away because mud is dirty and full of germs and his wheels will get stuck and no fucking thank you.

Reiner's stuck. He's stuck in the mud. He's STUCK IN THE MUD, HEAD IN ASS OUT AND GABI AND FALCO ARE TRYING TO DRAG HIM OUT WITH A ROPE.

Cue: Jean, who was DOING REALLY GREAT BY HIMSELF, ditches his efforts and comes running: "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOURSELF STUCK IN THE MUD, WHY AREN'T YOU ANY FUCKING GOOD, DEAR YMIR AND MARIA FOR SOMEONE BUILT FOR ENDURANCE AND STRENGTH YOU'RE SO FUCKING USELESS, REMEMBER HOW I ALMOST KILLED YOU? YEAH? YOU REMEMBER YOU WERE BLOWN TO BITS? ARMOURED TITAN MY ASS-"

(spoiler: he gets rescued by Jean bridal-style)

(spoiler: half an hour later, Armin is only a quarter of the way across)

(spoiler: Annie pops up from the ground like Diglett and drags Armin into her tunnel)

(spoiler: 😏)

(spoiler: Connie lay in the mud too long now he's gone. Swallowed. One with the mud. We'll never see him again. Good bye...)

(spoiler: Pieck's winning

[ninyard]

Being mean to Jean rn via tweets so I’ll have to do something nice for him later to atone for my sins of Bring Mean. maybe I’ll verify the account the trojans made him create or something

[secretmellowblog]

As long as it's @valvertweek, here is one of my favorite Valjean and Javert scenes I've written (for my recently updated fanfic Annoyances):

“But I should have expected no better, as this is a false country— I have been compelled to see its falsehoods, to see that all of society and law and government and legislation and magistracy and sovereign authority and civil service and penal codes and all the dogmas on which rest political and civil security, can apparently only be summed up as a great farce someone is playing,” Javert’s words began to blend together into an utterly incoherent snarl of rage, “it is all deceit, deceit from on high, from the very forces ‘on high’ they tell you are incapable of deceit, they lie to their servants, so that their servants believe themselves honest when they are simply party to a great lie—and then they put their empty-headed imps of dandies into the uniforms of lieutenants, and they put their saints in the green caps of galley-slaves and brand them ‘forced labor for life,’ and they trick their honest servants into crime by dressing up the true authorities in the costumes of the false, and the false authorities in the costumes of the true! If there is any ‘true’ authority all! If one can trust in anything! If there is not a rift in the very firmament! If it is not all rubbish, waste, anarchy, a shapeless mass, ruin, chaos—If the very ground beneath our feet does not give way—!” “Oh,” Jean Valjean said, stumbling on a loose paving stone; he lost his balance, clutched at Javert’s coat, and dragged him to the side. Javert staggered.  In a moment the two of them had fallen to the cobblestones in a confused painful tangle of limbs. “Hmm!” Javert said, extricating himself from underneath Jean Valjean. Then he rose to his hands and knees and shook the sewer mire off himself, like a dog shaking the mud out of its fur.  “This is why thought is useless,” Javert explained with a wag of his finger, haughtily dropping his eyelids. “See there! I was too busy thinking over some nonsense or other I have already settled, that I did not see the loose stone. You see what it is.” “Ah,” Jean Valjean said, lying face-down on the pavement.

[mudmike]

Sortie à la cabane à sucre en baggy Carhartt

[samscows]

this is what the babies were doing in their senior year. x x

[july-19th-club]

dont watch white collar unless you want to be systematically dapperized at once. man i'm used to be normie-to-casual-butch. now im like okay how soon can i get some loafers to replace my sweaty old navy moccasins and how do i know when a vest fits they're fucking. dandyfying me

[leviiackrman]

JORDAN PARKER - Until Dawn [full colour]

more art || pinterest board || commissions

[ensigngareth]

Picard regrets giving me permission to keep pets

This is Peggy

[ai-erotic-girls]

[wis121178]

Whenever ragbros have a fight klee escapes to her favourite uncle (razor ofc)

[dreamspelunker]

Finally got around to trying some sashiko stitching. My jeans got a big hole in the knee, so I tried my hand at some hand sewing. I’m only halfway through and the thread I’m using is pretty cheap (it’s what I had on hand), but I wore them to go do some volunteer planting this morning and it held up really well. 10/10 for sashiko.

[ray-roach]

im so fucking overstimulated please FUCKING KILL ME