#muppet’s answers

[impliedscamp]

[kuzuyamii]

would you still hit if I had no backstory, my name wasn’t even my real name, I wasn’t even a cook, I didn’t want to be a pirate, I stole your gold then lying abt it then giving it up then telling you about it, “it must be awful being you”, I was combination of both abandonment and commitment issues, burned your fav boat, smashed a guy's head with my prosthetic leg, will probably thought you controlled the weather with your mind, using a gun point against you after you spent time teaching me how to sword fight AND named my parrot after you?

[kodaswrld]

sesame street dividers

for @sunkidd 🫶🏼

[markscherz]

What kind of frog is Kermit? Also, opinions on Kermit?

Kermit is arguably Hyalinobatrachium dianae

[src]

My opinion: he is iconic. Which other muppet is featured in so many gifs and memes?

[nonasuch]

Dehumanizing the other side is never okay

[thecutestgrotto]

OMG I love your muppet dividers!!!! Would it be possible to do a similar Fraggle Rock set? 🩷🩷🩷

Hi anon, sorry for the delay! It was a bit hard to fit them together so I hope these work! The characters are absolutely adorable. 🩵🌸

Fraggle Rock

[croaker-conspiracies]

Muppet Piss Slaves, The Kermit Saga.

Hello, my name is Kermit. Yes the famous B star celebrity. Well, used to. Let me give you a quick backstory. After working on films and the shows, they decided to fucking replace me with some younger new star who just so happened to look like me, throwing me in the dirt. Thankfully my abusive ex Ms. Piggy broke up with me and went with my replacement, but I was dirt broke. I ended up like the young muppet I was many years ago, holding a cardboard sign asking for money as I played my banjo hoping for some kind souls to donate. Then all of a sudden on a normal day, I blacked out. Waking up in the hellish torture that is a Muppet Piss factory. For 6 years, I fucking woke up each morning forced to piss against my will, thankfully most muppets like me don't have noses but the fumes in there was fucking unbearable, squished against my fellow muppets, sweating like hell in the heat of the room, pissing just to appease the masses for our piss, it was just like how it was when I was famous. Each fucking day in there was HELL. You all can't actually fucking say shit about it until you've actually been there, pissing away. One thankful day, Joker and his posse just so happened to accidentally break the walls, leaving me and my friends to escape, as I was running out, I met eyes with Joker, those sweet green eyes, tough on the outside but so soft and kind in the inside, it felt like forever staring into those eyes, then all of a sudden he reached out his hand. "I like something about you, I can't put my finger on it but I believe that we'll make a good match. Would you like to join me?". After hearing his words I gasped and tried to find my words blushing all over the place and unconsciously nodded and took his hand. I feel like this is the start of something good.

-Kermit, 2022

Speechless.

[jackseverywhere]

I just wanna say that I love how you draw Count Von Count, he looks so soft and huggable in your style!!! <3

Thank you so much! I love this kind of compliments

You should know, at first I didn't know with which complexion draw him, like, I thought should look super skeletal because he's a vampire and all.

But I think him looks better in his official arts, soft and chubby, like almost all Muppets.

[couldtransitionsaveher]

would the muppet joker be eligible for submission? there's a lot of evidence that he's an exquisitely written troll blog who taps into tumblr humor and subtly references meme history really well, but he doesn't outright state "this is a troll blog, not a real person" so idk if you'd be comfortable with that. either way I think you'd find this post funny https://www.tumblr.com/the-muppet-joker/753588411219181568/youd-make-a-cute-woman

I apologize, but as a woman, I'm not allowed to interact with the muppet joker or his twisted world. Maybe someone who is more in tune with the male gender could read this post for me~

[cingulata]

Since it's Dave Goelz's birthday, here's one of my favorite Dave quotes of all time (from this interview):

"I like you, you're sick enough to stay around."

[with-both-my-hearts]

Love the idea that Joe Hills got tired of people asking what her pronouns are, so he became a Muppet to finally put the question to rest.

[muppetjohntavares]

May I offer you bucketless JT in this trying time?

(Picture credit to Bruce Bennett and Jared Silber)

[beekeeperspicnic]

What is the last Holmes media (other than your own) you consumed and what did you think of it?

Absolutely phenomenal, A+++++++, Do Recommend.

[thecutestgrotto]

hi!! i love your work, you are so talented and your patience and generosity with all these requests is remarkable :) i'd love to see your take on a Muppets themed set of dividers!! absolutely no rush 💛

Hiiiii!!!! So sorry these took a while! 🙂‍↕️I’m posting them right away because the wait has been so long, the queue got a little out of control. Anyway I hope you like them, and thank you for being so kind and sweet omg 🩵🌸

The Muppets