#muse: guzma

[multiverse-muses]

Casually drops off a life-sized Golisopod plushie for Guzma.

“That’s cool. Usually I ain’t one for plushies but this is alright.”

[askrockandfriends]

Ring announcer: "Our next match is set for one fall! Introducing, from Po Town in the Alola region... the walking, talking embodiment of destruction, taking human form to cause chaos all over! The hated boss who beats you down and beats you down and never lets up, here is Guzma!"

"Yeah! Fear me, punks! It's your boy, the human form of destruction himself, Guzma!"

Ring announcer: "His opponent is from an undisclosed location! A man as strong and smart as he is dangerous, he is the World's Most Dangerous Scientist, Dr. Goh Yamashita!"

"Hmph. If you fight as well as you talk, this might actually be interesting."

The bell rings, and Guzma makes a beeline for Goh and attempts to take him down early. But just a few punches made it clear Goh wasn't one who would be damaged easily."

"Say what?"

"Too bad for you! It seems you aren't as strong as you think you are!"

Goh slammed down Guzma and hit an elbow drop on him. Then, he drove him into the corner and struck him with a knife-edge chop, whipped him into the ropes and hit a black hole slam on him. Cover, 1... 2, Guzma kicks out!

Goh picked up Guzma and powerbombed him, then dragged him to the corner and hit a splash from the corner on him! He picked up Guzma and dropped him with a Samoan drop, ran off the ropes, and hit a senton and covered him. 1... 2, Guzma kicked out again.

Goh signaled the end and picked Guzma up, who tried to hit Goh again, but to no avail. Goh hit a chokeslam, and then hit his Brain Scrambler (a hard punch to the head that carries a heavy concussion risk) on ya boy. He finally then hit his Paralyzer (a backbreaker directly to the spine that carries a risk of... well, permanent paralysis) move and covered Guzma.

1... 2... 3!

"Fools... idiots like that are no challenge for me! If this is the best you got... then that belt is as good as mine!"

"The winner of the match... Dr. Goh Yamashita!"

WINNER: Goh

[ya-boy-polaris]

Guzma topping a taller reader?

FUCK YEAH GUZMA

GUZMA Topping Tall Reader NSFW!

Okay so Guzma wasn't expecting to get his ass kicked by a trainer as tall as a fucking Exeggcutor but he's more than happy to find himself in the situation he was in now.

You make a joke about him needing a ladder if he really wanted that kiss from you. He smiles back at you that he bet you'd be on your knees if he won this next 1v1. Well...

Guzma is definitely appreciating your pretty face when it's sucking his fat cock. He's got a firm grip on your hair, using you like a fuck toy.

He only lets you breathe every so often, asking with that devious smug look in his eye if you've learned your lesson yet. He relents so you can answer, but you retort back with "Maybe I haven't, you gonna teach me?"

His next move? Teaching you that lesson. You don't talk back to big bad Guzma. He handcuffs you, but only teases you.

You try to not break but he wants you to. He wants you to get close, so deliciously close to cumming before he slaps a cock ring on your dick. Now you can't cum unless he gets what he wants first.

He's at least gentle with preparing your ass, making sure you're adequately prepared. But when you're ready, be expected to not move for a while.

He may be shorter than you but he's not gonna let you walk away feeling like the bigger man. He fucks you hard in a mating press, so he can watch your pretty handsome face as he bottoms out.

Only when you start begging for Guzma to let you cum, he'll take the cock ring off. But that'll be your only mercy because he won't stop fucking you until he cums, even if you've already orgasmed, leaving you sensitive and overstimulated.

[a-musing-mixologist]

[guzma-official]

YO! I'm looking to get this shit started. You know the drill.

- NO MINORS - Guzma is bi, however I'm personally only down to write M/M romantic/sexual relationships (soz). - Not into pokephilia. Mama thats a fuckin' animal. - Down for OC stuff if your character's cool & I see a connection. - My characterisation is based off of that within my fic, Pokemon Ultra Skull (which you can totally read on AO3 btw). - Down for angst, down for fluff, down for dumbassery - whatever. - GMT/BST timezone

Guzma is always written in this font for clarity.

Anything else not mentioned here that you wanna know you can DM me to ask.

[gnzma]

[ i still think that. of course he got Better at handling that, but heraing people being rude about Lusamine or treating her like a defensless cute doll still pisses him off. like if it's someone close to him. He Gets It man just because he still cant bring himeslf to ues demeaning names against her it doesn't mean his buddies can't. within reason. he still gets a little stiff when they start throwing the B Words but if there's someone who should be allowed to call her like that it's them.

everyone else tho oooooooooohhhh boy. when he sees people calling her names, or god forbid FLIRTY NICKNAME like honey or sweetheart or whatnot really!!makes him upset!!! and he HATES the fact that it does because it's unfair it's dumb he doesn't love her anymore but there's still that. odd instinct of protecting her or barking & snarling whenever someone does smth like that and he doesnt know if he's been programmed to react like that by her of if he's JEALOUS or if ( oh god ) he still has feelings for her and.

yea that fucks him up so bad. that really messes with his brain. ]

[miraiconnection]

For Guzma: what is team skull really good at? What is Guzma specifically good at/what parts of a situation does he take advantage of?

"They're good at sticking together. They might be a bunch'a numbskulls, but they look out for each other, and I'm proud of 'em for that."

"And as for your boy, I'm good at beating things down. Same goes for my partners. The easiest thing to take advantage of is how much people underestimate bug-types. They never see Golisopod's First Impression coming, and the ones who manage to survive it are weakened so much all it takes is a little poison to take 'em out."

[seginbeats]

Everyone on dash: YAAAYYYY NEW DLC CHARACTERS IM GONNA RP THEM!!!

Meanwhile, me, mentally sitting at my kitchen table, debating calling the cops because the Proton muse I buried eight years ago has been banging on my front door trying to break into my home. . . . . .

[faetedforglory]

“nothing ever ends poetically. it ends and we turn it into poetry. all that blood was never once beautiful. it was just red.”

[lvsamine]

would you be my boy? my pretty pretty boy?

[multiverse-muses]

guzma i heard a rumor that you sleep with plushies of bug types in your bed

“Ugh…Look, you got it wrong. I ain’t got the plushies in the bed and before you ask I did not buy them myself, they were gifts. I don’t know how those rumours started but I guess I have to clear ‘em.”

[askrockandfriends]

Open RP:

"All right, shut up! Save us all that waste of carbon dioxide you're all breathing through those perpetually open pieholes!" Guzma said coming through the curtains as the crowd booed enthusiastically. "Now, as much as you all plainly DO NOT deserve it here in... Whocaresville, USA, as one of the pillars leading this company into the future of the pro wrestling business, I got a reputation to keep, so you all better stand up and be grateful that the baddest man on that MWA roster is here to grace you with his mighty and awesome presence! That's right, Big Bad Guzma is here!" More boos. "Now, before I stick around- shut up! Before I stick around too long and catch whatever loser disease is spreading around this town, I gotta do a match, don't I? How about this, then - I'll challenge anyone out there in the back to step into this ring and face down Big Bad Guzma! I already know a lot of guys are gonna be too scared - heck, I bet they're too scared to even change in the same locker room as me! They'd rather come home crying to Mommy and... well, I'd say Daddy, but they don't got one, do they? They'd rather come home crying "Mommy, Mommy, the big bad bug man's gonna kill me in the ring!" And you know what? You're dang right I am! It don't matter if it's Batman, Monika, Captain Falcon, heck, Kenny Omega... whatever... Japanese wrestler is popular right now, I don't really care, or heck, the UNDERTAKER, I'll gladly step to them and put them six feet in the dirt for all you lowlife inbred HICKS to see! I've beaten all your favorites, and I'll gladly beat them again, and again, and again, and again! It's only over when I'm satisfied, and if you gotta problem with that... well you can crawl on back to that moldy basement you call a home and cry about it! Now who's taking my challenge?"

[invictarre-archive]

time for this again :)))))))))

#☆;; answered#☆;; in character#☆;; out of character#☆;; inbox memes#☆;; musings & aesthetics#☆;; dash commentary#☆;; dash games#☆;; headcanons#☆;; muse relevant imagery#☆;; dyn. ree / skullkxd#☆;; dyn. guzma / onlyheartaches#☆;; dyn. dani / jocundcompany#☆;; dyn. allister / ghxsthide#☆;; dyn. james / spikemuthtoothfairy

and probably loads of others I'm missing

[a-musing-mixologist]

Headcanon:  Anger

He’s got a lot of it, mostly directed at himself and his own shortcomings, and he is NOT good at controlling it.  He’s destructive toward himself, people, and property.  If someone gets on his bad side, he’s not afraid to let them know.  He’s a big guy, and he does pack a punch, he’s really not someone you want to get in a fistfight with.  While he’s got no qualms taking his rage out on people who deserve it, he’ll never take it out on Pokemon, he’d rather hurt himself.  He tends to shout, throw things, and break stuff, as much of the damage of his quarters in the Shady House can attest to.

An addition to this, when he is both drunk and pissed off (they usually go hand in hand), the only ones who can get near him are Duke, his Golisopod, or Pohole, his Scolipede (yeah my boy has a shiny Scolipede.  More on that later.)  Their tough shells ensure that even the odd stray bottle flung at high velocity won’t do any damage, and they’re big enough to push him around.

[capitaljerk]

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[gnzma]

:) Smash :) Or :) Pass :)

[ smapp or pash ; ACCEPTING ]