#my date with aziraphale

[bil-daddy]

Hey Guys, I have a date* with Aziraphale coming up soon...

(*he doesn't know it's a date yet.)

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[croshnaloov]

Tired, burnt out, sketched some ineffable husbands

[sentientsky]

guess who’s been wading thru the archives again

[idliketobeatree]

when you think of it. Bildad the Shuhite's last 24 hours in the minisode not bloody optimal

getting a combat mission to kill everything his buddy Job owns just because She got into some stupid bet

the kids too??? horrid

right in the middle of growing out his hair awkwardly that angle appears. perfect timing to get thwarted. not like that

oh no he's now legit pissed, like it's HIS fault

good (bad) that Bildad has a plan. bad (good) that Aziraphale follows around like a lost sheep, ready to blow his cover anytime. not like that

cue the mortifying ordeal of being known

angel's smugness visible from alpha centauri and he can't even wipe it off with an angry kiss

the kids remain alive but at the cost of annoyance. human twink has the gall to flirt with Aziraphale right in front of his demonic eyes. is nothing sacred anymore

unsolicited temptation backfires badly ( he didn't sign up for food kink development. Regret)

no let me say it again: sexual awakening through ox ribs what even is his life

angel insinuates being the only demon in existence who tries to go his own way seems lonely -> needs to get wasted immediately

literally so hungover the next day he can barely stand and THIS is the moment he witnesses former Mum talking to a human, probably for the first time since Eden. actually stop here, try to step into his shoes and watch the arrow on a scale for secondhand embarrassment doing a full 360°

magical obstetrics time (he still doesn't know where babies come from)

and to top it off: the devastating vision of Aziraphale almost crying

to conclude, pour one out for Bildad the poor bastard deserves it.

[foolishlovers]

anything can be a good omens au if you’re unhinged enough

[miniiieevee]

payback (?)

[goodomens-girlie]

Arctic Monkeys bf x Laufey gf

[cirrus-grey]

Good Omens S2 good ending: a random pedestrian trips and breaks their leg right as the Metatron is leading Aziraphale out of the bookshop for their little talk. Aziraphale immediately switches into Good Citizen mode and is like "I'm so sorry, I'll just be a moment, you know I was heaven's representative on earth for 6000 years and I still feel it's my duty to do good wherever I see the chance-"

Between healing the leg with a miracle, helping the person into the coffeeshop to recover, calling a friend to come pick them up, ordering them a restorative warm beverage... he's gone a while. The Metatron gets impatient and is finally like "fuck this. Hey Muriel, I need an archangel, you're getting promoted," and they take off for heaven long before Aziraphale's done being a goodie-two-shoes.

He wanders back into the bookshop, confused, and gets hit with the full force of Crowley’s "I want to spend eternity with you let's run away together," speech. He counters with "I want to spend eternity with you too but can't we do that here on earth?" and then no one sees them for a week because they're too busy making out on every piece of furniture in the shop.

(Meanwhile, Muriel is so worried about Doing The Job Properly that they inadvertently drown heaven in an avalanche of red tape and regulations. They never manage to start the second coming because no one can find form B7, which apparently needs to be signed off on before a resurrection can be performed on any savior, prophet, or Son of God.)

[thy-cocoa-doth-grow-cold]

"Stop saying Aziraphale and Crowley are friends! Their relationship is romantic!" I get saying this when people are denying the characters' love out of homophobia but also, they're best friends. They love each other so much in so many different ways and saying "I think you mean partners/spouses" when someone who is clearly well meaning refers to them as friends is just kind of incorrect. Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship is deep and complicated and I don't think a singular label can describe what they are to each other, I mean 6000 years of friendship and love isn't something that any living person can really fathom, let alone shove into a tiny box.

[idanit]

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that she was English, that she was intelligent, and that she was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

Butch Aziraphale makes a lot of sense to me.

[bil-daddy]

So... I talked with Aziraphale and I figured out what's wrong.

Guys. This idiot. This adorable, pure of heart, clever idiot actually thinks he's a demon now. With his curly little head of fluff and his neat white robes.

All because he told a little white lie to some angels who'd look up if you told them gullible was written on the ceiling, even if they were outside.

Just a tiny fib to saved the lives of three kids (two of which're annoying, but that just makes it even more angelic that he helped saved them). And now he thinks he's a fallen angel.

The question now is, should I let him go on thinking this?

After all, Heaven's not the healthiest work environment. Probably be good for him to get him out of there. Deprogram him out of the dogmatic mindset that keeps him so anxious all the time. He did seem jealous that us demons get to do what we want.

And once he gets over the whole 'woe is me for I have been brought low' pity party, he'll realize it's not so bad once you get used to it.

Then the fun can really start.

Think of all the things he could do (me). All the pleasures he's been denying himself (me). If Aziraphale were a demon, there'd be no reason why he couldn't have them (me).

So, guys...what should I do?

[hansoeii]

stuck in the rain.

[paunchsalazar]

another Good Omens 2 rewrite comic… so this is the night…

[girlbloggercrowley]

i am a believer in the s3 1941 kiss

[grntaire]

raised the exposure/brightness to see crowley’s eyes better and–oh. OH.

this bitch is in LOVE