#my grammar sucks ughh

[zuiz41]

Taste in Music 🎧✨ (and Men 😏)

Iwaizumi's too stunned to speak.

[sibillascribbles08]

Okay ramble that will probably not get anywhere but I will put it here anyway because I saw yet another post about people struggling to get any writing done. And someone in the comments made a good point. You write/draw so much more as a kid because you're less practiced and ergo less worried about the imperfections that may arise from just gunning it.

And this is true! And this is why I want to tell you if you are struggling to write much, learn to write like a kid again.

You know how with a lot of art you see processes and it always starts with really shitty thumbnails that have silly faces or just blobs of color? Then you have an actual sketch (during which the artist likely moves a lot of shit around on a digital canvas) and then possibly the inking phase or just painting which is more blobs that slowly get sharper and sharper the more the images is rendered.

Yeah uh, do that with writing. Going under the cut because long

Writing as a process is something that is unique to an individual, just like there's 800 ways to slap paint on a canvas. If you look at guide books for writing and none of it is sticking it's not cause you're a failure that technique is just not gelling for you.

And as such I can only speak from MY experience with it but like, here's how I generally stay on top of projects

A) Sketch phase! It's outline time baby! "Ughh but outlines suck" listen I know school made the outline phase of an essay the worst fucking thing ever but hear me out on this. Sure some people CAN write by the seat of their pants but in terms of long projects this does not work out for me. I'm inevitably gonna hit a point where idk where to go from there and it's so hard to map all that out in long form

Listen, outlines are not there to be formal. They're not even there to be fancy. This is time to get down the bare bones and if you have to make it only a paragraph long and then extend that paragraph into multiple then DO it.

Like hell, NONE of my outlines are formatted the same! Some are a paragraph per chapter. Others are just endless bullet points that I split up later. I'm sure in one book due to all the plotlines I'm just going to have a storyline for each character laid out in columns so I can draw lines between them. Whatever works.

And again, do not have to be formal, like here is a legit line in one of my outlines

As for the ruined building… Hypno will cover the damages……….. Right? : )

Go crazy.

B) Now that you have your baselines start working on the actual story. Do you like writing shit out of order? Do it, because with an outline you still have your baselines to reference for any important details you don't wanna forget "Remember [character] is supposed to get a scar in chapter five!" Or write shit in order, and every time you hit a lull consult those baselines to say "oh yeah that's where this chapter was going"

And hey, keep writing it like a kid if that's what it takes to get this crap down. Hit a fight scene you don't wanna write? Slap down some brackets. [Insert a fight scene here where [character] gets his head smashed in so he ends up with this concussion later like a dumbass]. Boom, done, worry about it later.

Worried the dialogue isn't flowing well? Slap open another document or grab some paper and write it out in a play format to keep it moving. Add in all the beats, expressions, and details after.

Not sure if this detail you're putting in is historically accurate? Leave an easy to search symbol in the doc so you can go back to it to research later.

Write the sappy shit. Write with poor grammar (but still like, comprehensible you know what I mean). Slip in adverbs to swap out with strong verbs later. Use a run on sentence.

"But it's gonna sound bad" Who cares who tf cares that's what editing is for ! You go back and refine that shit and clean up sentences and add in all the extra research and pull out the repetitive words.

You gotta quit treating writing like you're supposed to just swing your brush on the canvas and suddenly you have some beautiful scenery. There's layers. There's blobs that turn into refined shapes. There's blending and shading. There's fine lines and thick lines. And sometimes there's mistakes that you have to wait until it dries to go back over it again.

It is a process! Let yourself have FUN with the process.

Okay rant over.

[ahaaaoootblooded]

ok liveblogging or whatever smash rewatch (ep 3 only) while smashed. you get it right ywwwwwwahoooooo

megan hilty i'd do anything for you by the way

seriously why do they make derek so stupid i never understand that no way he listens to karen and he's like yeah she has a better marilyn you're joking right now

derek's accent dayummmmm

the sudden cuts in the first few episodes are hilariously bad why didn't they keep it man the awkward silences were gold

this website i'm watching it one is slow as hell

gonna kms if this buffering website makes me skip over a scene that has tom in it i will never forgive it

EWWW MICHAEL EWW WEWEWEEWWWWW

omg bruno mars music mention listen to silk sonic guysss please

ughh michael no way derek watched this-- actually no you know what with his shit taste i can absolutely believe he looked at michael and was like yeah i need this guy in my musical. the hell

ugh i forgot his last name is swift of all things

TOMMM TOM TOM TOM TOM LEVITT I LOVE YOU TOM

YEHEEEEE TOM

I LOVE YOU TOMMMM TOMMM TOM TOMTOMOTMMTMTM

HIS FACE WHEN JULIA SAYS SHE SAYS SHE LIKES DEREK TOM I WOULD KILL PEOPLE FOR YOU

his eyes are so fucking blue

forgot how weird it is to me sometimes when cborles hair is flat-ish and not fluffy. not to say i hate tom's hair like sometimes i love when it dose the bouncy thing but i like the fluffy hair more

mikeyy swift has a wife and kids michaelll you stupid cunt. and you too julia YOU BACKSTABBING BITCH

omg it's the kid whos annoying from community

i don't get ellis' charcter. like i can't get mad at him it's just confusing to me

julia i literally don't like you.

misster and mrs smith merely the folks next sdoor

strawberry ran out man plum tastes like shit

hey in my fucking country 200 dollars a week is a lot karen

omg derekkkkk. you're accent is so lovely

GANDA NIYONG DALAWA DIBA like not as a ship i feel nothing pero seperately like you're both gorgeous to me

ok i take back feeling nothing toward ellis i'm pissed he took julia's note book but also naiinisan ako kay julia so i can't be entirely angry at him yan nga lang kasi

what the hell am i watching

tf why are you showing us michael and his family and friends and kids that just makes me more angry about him and julia and the whole thing. frank deserved better 2023

so funnaaaay this affair was totally avoidable you empty headed fucks

suck my dick don't ask about her family and don't entertain his quesitons you guys are both stupoid

STOP STANDING NEXT TO EACH TOHER

'YOU SMELL GOOD' GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHUT UP BRO

omg eileen and alcohol i haven't reached it yet but i am looking forward to that bartender dilf guy

those earrings look like shit

mahal kaya ng 50 dollars dito limang libo yan dito ah

TOMMM TOMTOMOTMMTMTOMMM I LOVE OYUUU

I TLOVE YOU TOM

YOU'RE SO CUTE TOMMM I LOVE YOU TOM YOU'RE SOO OSO OSO SO SO O CUTE

oh hes angry!!!! angry face

hehehehehe

stfu julia you know nothing about goodf decisions

OF COURSE YOU'D SAY PEOPLE JUST SLEEP TOGETHER IN THIS BUSINESS AND DON'T JUDGE YOU CHEATER. CHEATER

ok not gonna lie she looks decent with this outfit for once

i truly genuinesly don't give a shit about this rivalry going on between julia and ellis. seriously

idk ellis actor giving cunt. like by that i mean he's being a cunt and i mean that in a good way

hadc to answer a time pressure survery in the middle of watching i am so sorry to the students receiving my paper its[' probably fucked up and wrong in grammar and answers soo sorry

what the hell is this country song. listen it's not that i don't like country i like some but this is just sad

i'km not american or rednecked (whatever that means i still don't get it actually) so i have no fjcking ida what shes one about right now

love you ivy lynnnnnn i mean you're mean to kayn but i'dstill treat you right personally

stove my ass derek i'dve brought her home the second she asked girl

boyl an eig that accent tho

MEGAN HILTY YOUR SMILE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM

TOMMMM HI TOMM SMILEYS WILDE

SING SOME MORE HEHEHEHEHEEE

wish he had a lrgit duet with megan hilty

sorry to debra messing but i would've actually died if he did the right regrtets but wiht megan hilty

Tom you're so pretty i love you tom tommm tomtomtomotomtmmm

tom you're SO GYAUYYYY GAYYY YGAY GAY YOU QUEER YOU'RE SUCH A QUEER

GAY AS HELL

TOMMMMM MOTMO TMMOTOTMMTMMM

THE GASP HIS GASP GUYSYSSS\

toms eyes rolling to the back ofhis head iilwlmm gonna die

bruh i would never. fuck yo guys i'm would never cheat on frank brin d'arcy james chemistry teacher singer. never ever ever

WAIT I CAN PLUG THE WAIITIIITI

https://www.tumblr.com/ahaaaoootblooded/712838762060775424/have-you-listened-to-brian-darcy-james-singing?source=share guys listen to that thanks its the right regrest by brian darcy hames

karens generally meh to me but that's real i'd kill to be a chorus oerson on broadway even once that'd killl\

i don't understand what the ywant me to feel like karen like seriously\

so funny to me when we never ever see thiese friends of karen ever so funny man

ok i hate michaerl but not gonna lie mr and mrs smith is ok actully. not groundbreaking but it'sgood to me

LOVE YOU MEGAN HILLTYYYY LOVE YOUUUU

lol the joe dimagio outfit i don't know what joe actually looks like btw but so hilarious to me in the polay

OMMGMMGMMGMGM BRIAN DARCY FEATURE I LOVE YOU D'ARCYYYYY LOVE YOPUUU

julia you're so annoying

BRIAN I LOVE OYUUUU

FRANK FROM NBC SMASH I LOVE YOUUUUU

TOMMMM I VLOE PYJUIUYUTUOSDFUOIADUFOAJSDOIASOIJ

TOMMMM I LOVE YOU TOM I SERIOUSLY NEED YOU

omg he knows hes watching that recording knowing things

HI BRIAN DARCY JAMESSS AGAIN

love you megannnn love your voice

so 2011 ivy what are you wearing

UGH DON'T LOOK AT EAHCH OTHER YOU"RE RECORDING AND JULIA HAS A WIFE AND KIDS

ok thats okk

[weird-is-life]

Can i walk with you?

Pairing: Tasm!Peter Parker x fem!Reader

Summary: You get dared to ask Peter out, but that doesn't work out. Maybe meeting him at a cafe will bring you more luck

Warnings: language, mentions of drinking, game of truth or dare, mentions of tea

Words: 1.5k Masterlist

A/N: English is not my first language, so please excuse any grammar/spelling mistakes

Taking a dare seemed like a good idea. I mean playing truth or dare with your roommates was fun, so you thought why the hell not.

Well that was, until you remembered, that your friends were crazy and that you were all drinking.

"I dare you to finally ask Peter out" one of your friends said.

You froze at the spot and your mouth was wide open.

There was just no way, you would go and ask the insanely hot boy out, only to be rejected, no way. You were ready to chicken out.

You've had the biggest crush on Peter Parker, ever since he'd stumbled into your chemistry class 20 minutes late, apologising shyly to the profesor.

He sat down a few seats down from you, hair all ruffled, glasses almost falling from his nose, but relieved to make it there.

Ever since then you've been falling for him. But you didn't try to make a move and you wouldn't do that now either.

Your friend saw your mortified face and tried to convince you, "c'mon y/n, it's for fun and besides we all know he is gonna say yes."

"Yeah, he likes you!"

"It's not funny and he does not. Just give me something else" you begged her.

"Nope, you chose dare, there's no backing out now. Sorry, babe" she nudged you with her elbow.

"But.. It's too late, i'm sure he is asleep by now" you proteste, even tho it was only something past 10 p.m. .

"On friday night?" one of your other friends raised her eyebrows.

"Quit with the excuses and get up. We are going with you" you reluctantly got up and scowled at them.

"I'm not moving, sorry not sorry" you crossed the arms on your chest.

They all exchanged looks and smirked at you. They started dragging you from the room, despite your loud protests.

They dragged you in front of Peter's dorm and before you could protest some more, they knocked on the door and ran away with giggles.

You were too stunned to leave, before the door had opened.

"Hey?" a boy, who you only knew as Peter's roommate opened the door.

You glanced at your friends, that were hiding behind the corner and grinning at you like some idiots.

"Uhh.. Is-is Peter here?" you uttered.

"No sorry, he's not here now. Would you like for me to mention you were here...." you knew, he was asking for your name, but you just shook your head.

"No, it's okay. Thanks, bye" you quickly left, practically running to your dorm.

The girls were expecting you to say something, so you did "he wasn't there."

"Ughh, that sucks. Maybe next time" they expressed their dissapointment.

You didn't know what to feel. You were glad, that he wasn't there and kind of sad, too?

Maybe just maybe, you hoped you would ask him out and he would say yes and then you would go on a date. Yeah, it was stupid.

You stopped yourself from thinking about it any more and tried to have fun again.

-

It was a few weeks, since you'd tried to ask Peter out. You haven't really seen him ever since, you weren't sure if it was because his roommate had told him about it or if it was that you somehow unconsciously avoided him.

It wasn't until you walked in the small coffee shop near the university, that you saw him.

He was sitting alone at the back of the cafe, his head burried behind his notebook and the books.

He looked like he had, when you had first seen him. Hair everywhere, glasses at the tip of his nose and confused expression on.

And it wasn't until you'd ordered your tea and a biscuit, that you noticed, that the only seat left was in front of him.

You thought about your options. You could go to your dorm and be stuck with your obnoxiously loud friends. Or you could ask him if you could sit at his table and study in the quiet of the coffee shop.

After a lot of thinking, you decided for the latter.

"Umm hi, could i sit here? Every other seat is already occupied..."

Your sudden sweet voice startled Peter. He looked up at you and his glasses fell on the table. He looked so cute, you thought.

He knew who you were. Of course he knew. You were one of the smartest people in the class and definitely the most beautiful one.

He most ceirtainly had a crush on you. Like how could he not, when you've always looked so pretty and gave him the most lovely, shy smiles from across the room.

"S-sorry?" he blurted, completely forgetting what you'd asked.

"Could i sit here, everything else is full" you repeated, embarrassed.

"Of-of course" he nodded, "let me just move this away, sorry for the mess" he clumsily moved away the books and notepads from the table. A few of them fell from his hands and you helped him pick them up.

"Thank you, Y/N" he sheepishly smiled and you smiled back, taking the seat.

"Wait, you know my name?" you questioned.

"We have chemistry together?"

"Yeah you're right, we do. You're Peter, right?"

"I am Peter" he agreed bashfully and you stayed quiet after that.

You studied in silence, glancing at Peter more than you thought was appropriate. But honestly, Peter was the same, he couldn't keep his eyes off of you. Only looking away, when you picked up your gaze, eyes almost catching his.

You were done with your tea and with your studying. It was time to leave, altough you felt yourself not wanting to. But you had no other choice, it was already getting late and if you sat there any longer, you would have to walk in a complete dark.

You packed all your stuff and got up from the chair, "thank you for letting me sit with you, goodbye Peter."

And again you gave him the shy but pretty smile and it had him weak in his knees.

"N-no problem, bye " he stuttured and you saw he wanted to say more, but stayed quiet, so you left.

You didn't notice the pen falling from your notes as you hurried away from the coffee shop.

"Wait, please! You lost your pen" a voice called after you. You turned around and saw Peter running to you. His bag was half closed, his things almost spilling from it.

He extended his hand out and handed you the pen, "you lost your pen."

"You ran after me, because of a pen?"

"Um yeah" his ears grew red. You didn't mean for the question to come across as mocking.

"Thank you, really. I appreciate it, it is my favorite pen" you lied to make him feel better and gave him a soft smile.

"Glad, i could help..."

"Would you-"

"Yeah?" he wanted to ask you out, but he got cold feet and stopped.

"Nothing, sorry" your beam went down and you were about to leave, but changed your mind. If he weren't gonna ask you out, you would.

"Would you like to go out with me sometimes?" you rambled.

"Yes! Yeah, i'd like that" he admited.

"Really?" you beamed and Peter couldn't help but to smile, too.

"Yeah really, i've wanted to ask you out for a long time" he said.

"Why haven't you?" you had no idea where the sudden confidence came from, maybe from him saying yes, but you went with it.

"Thought, that maybe you already had someone" he scratched the back of his neck .

"And how do you know, that I do not?" you teased him.

"Do you?"

"No" you chuckled.

"I'm glad" he chuckled aswell.

"Are you going to the campus?" he questioned.

"Yup, that's the plan. The walk from here is not long" you confirmed.

"You are going to walk there?" his eyes widened. You were slightly confused by his reaction.

"Yes?"

He looked even more alarmed then before, " you are gonna walk there. Alone. In the dark?"

Oh. That's why he looked so worried.

"It's just a few minutes long walk" you stated, you've walked from the coffee shop many many times.

"That doesn't matter, what if something happens to you?"

"It's fin-"

"No it's not" he frowned at you, "Can i walk with you?"

"S-sure" you softly responded. You guys weren't even dating yet and he was already worried about you. It made you want to melt at the spot.

"Great, let's go."

"You really shouldn't walk alone, when's dark..." he started as you walked side by side.

You had a big smile on your face as he listed all of the reasons of why you shouldn't do it and even alternatives how to get home safer.

One of the alternatives, that he'd proposed was that he would walk with you. That made you smile even more, the affection for the boy was already sky high and you feared it would only get worse after the date.

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Hey guys, thank you for reading. Posted this for the second time, it wasn't showing up in the tags...

Let me know what you think. Feedback is always appreciated.

Have a great day and stay safe everybody. Peace out ☀️

[ilovebokutokoutaro]

Acquittal

Tendou x reader

Warnings: angst, crying, cheating....and angst....and not proofread.

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"𝚌𝚞𝚣 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗"

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You never imagined this coming from tendou. Of all people you've ever met, walked passed, dated, he was the most sincere one the one who has loved you the most, so much that you could compare everyone's love all together and his would still be far more.

So why were you sitting on the very bed he laid another girl down on? So why was he begging you to stay? So where did all the happy startings you were yet to come across fade away?

So why did it hurt so damn bad? why were your cheeks stained wet with tears? You wanted to believe it never happened. So why was it so hard to love only you? Why was he crying, when you were the one falling apart? He threw you away the day he kissed someone else, so why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

You found yourself squeezing his hand, just the thought of being betrayed yet again left you shaking inside. "Why?" A faint whisper echoed past the loud sobs coming from both of you, and you could phyiscally feel all air being sucked out of his lungs.

"i l-love you so much" you sobbed yet again, looking at him in the eyes, where was the 16 y/o you? The one who promised herself to never ever cry over a partner? The one who promised to never forgive a cheater? "I-i- was my love not enough? What did i do wrong sato? I was here, wasn't i? Did i do something wrong? Was i so hard to be loved? Am i that unworthy?" You found yourself blabbering random sentences with a very messed up grammar.

But he only cried, his eyes shimmering with tears, your teary eyes digging holes in his chest. "Sorry love I'm so sorry" he whispered, holding your hands tighter as if it'd keep you from falling apart right then. His head fell onto your lap, too ashamed to look at you in the face. You only cried harder, your chest burning from how rarely you sucked in air, your heart aching aginst your chest so hard you thought you'd die.

"WAS I NOT ENOUGH SATO? WHAT DID I NOT DO FOR YOU? WHY UGHH WHY?" you found yourself screaming, your voice breaking but the sobs only increasing in sound. You wanted to pretend that everything you planned with him wasn't falling apart, you wanted to pretend you weren't falling apart.

The only thing you heard from him was I'm sorry, soon enough you found yourself forcing him away, standing up on your wobbly feet. And his reaction was fast, you found him towering you as soon as you stood up, as if wanting to keep you from looking at anything except him, anything but the door.

"i hate you" you sobbed banging your fists against his chest, you knew it didn't hurt him at all, but you weren't exactly trying to hurt him either. And he didn't stop you. Holding your waist very lightly as if to keep you still, keep you standing.

"i hate y-" you found yourself choking at the last words, your body falling against his, believing he'd still hold you from shattering and maybe he did, you almost forgot how much you relied on him for happiness. It was toxic, you said. to burden him with so much was toxic. But he gladly accepted all your flaws. And for once you found yourself melting in his embrace, "give me a chance to fix this, fix us. Please" you heard a faint whisper as he squeezed your shaking self harder against him.

"lemme make it okay" he whispered and you found yourself closing your eyes, maybe you could forgive him just this once, maybe just maybe you could hide yourself from your 16 y/o self to show him yourself once again.

[cinnamonspice99]

Hey guys, so I got this ⬆ card on that 50 pull event, and this particular part of the history gave me ideas! I don't write that much (this is actually my second fic here on Tumblr)  because honestly I’m lazy and I don’t think I’m really good at it, but well I needed to write my thoughts on potential things for that “spa day” with Diadaddy. I won’t give much context not to spoil the history of the card for you guys, so sorry about that. Please keep in mind that I’m NOT a writer and english is NOT my first language so forgive me for grammar/time/words mistakes, also feel free to comment if you liked it or if it is a constructive criticism. To anyone who reads it I hope you enjoy it and thank you for your time!  😊 (Also if you haven’t read my other/first fic pairing Lucifer and want to feel free to check it out too but I warn you I’m a horny b*tch so it’s also a NSFW hehe  😈 🤣).

DISCLAIMERS: 18+ NSFW; SEXUAL SCENARIO; MASTURBATION; FINGER PLAY; EXPLICIT LANGUAGE; A FEW CURSING; PENETRATION; MORE VANILLA THEN KINKY I GUESS.

Fandom: Obey Me!

Main characters: Diavolo and F!Reader. 

Word count: 2,868K

      Royal Treatment Spa Day

You were asking yourself how you ended up in this situation to begin with, in the moment you were sitting naked in a huge bathtub with roses petals, lavender and some other devildom flowers that you didn't know of floating in the milky waters at the big luxurious private bathroom of a famous Spa in Devildom, scented candles, incense burning and the distant sound of the decorative fountain adding to the relaxing environment . Except that you weren’t entirely alone, you were alone with the Royal Prince of Hell himself (who was also butt naked in said tub). You cursed Asmo for being the horny bastard that he was and Diavolo for asking you to go with him instead, but above all you cursed yourself for not knowing better what “a relaxing spa day for two” meant for the avatar of lust. (You also knew that Diavolo wasn't naive, taking advantage of the situation when it appeared before him smiling with “the purest intentions” at your oblivion).

“Ughh demons…” you thought to yourself.

But there was nothing to be done about it anymore and here you were completely nude  with Diavolo right across you, in a place where you’re supposed to relax but being very NOT relaxed at all. You were trying to keep yourself not to look at him, focusing your attention on the fancy chandelier, the fire dancing in the candles or anything but those muscular tanned pectorals just above the water or the cocky side smirk together with an intense amber gaze the prince was giving you. You fidget a little and he chucke.

“What is it? Are you not feeling relaxed? Do you want me to get you something?” he asks seemingly worried.

“NO!” you scream and then immediately cover your mouth with a hand, he looks at you with amusement.

It was already hard enough not to look at him undressing to join you in the tub, and you were very thankful that the milky water covered things beneath it.

“I mean... no, thank you my lord… I’m… I’m good” you swallow, trying to look at his eyes without blushing and failing miserably at it.

“Are you certain my dear? For someone in a spa you look rather tense, does my company make you unconfortable by any way? I can leave if you…”

“Oh no my lord! This whole thing was planned to help you relax, and you don’t make me uncomfortable at all, so don’t worry. Is just that… well you see…” you trale off biting your lips.

“Yes? Carry on dear it’s okay.” he gives you a reassuring smile.

“Is just that, frankly, being naked with your highness… with you… makes me a little nervous that’s all.” you finally say it with a sigh.

Diavolo just looks at you for a moment and then he begins to laugh, his characteristic enthusiastic laughter, while you on the other hand stare right back at him with an incredulous look.

“Hey! Stop! Are you laughing at me?” you say pouting and splash a bit of the water at him.

“Of course not my dear I just think it’s cute, but don’t worry I would never do anything to make you uncomfortable on purpose or touch you without you wanting it” he says still laughing a little and with a surprisingly caring look that you didn’t remember ever seeing in his eyes.

“Even you being the most beautiful sight I had the pleasure to behold in ages ” he adds with a sincere yet intense look.

Immediately your face goes red and a fire starts at the lower of your stomach, you stay there looking at him without knowing what to say in return as he keeps his gaze at you,  his smile fading from his handsome face, only his eyes now adding more and more to the burning inside you. 

“I…what? I thought we had agreed not to look at the other as we undressed” you say in a moment of clarity.

“Yes we did. But can you blame a demon for giving in into temptation?” He answered with a deep voice, his tone serious for a moment.

“But don’t worry I just took a quick peak” his smile back again and you just reply sarcastically.

“A quick peak hun? Yeah right”

You both smile at each other for a moment and he says:

“See there’s nothing to be nervous about, it's just me. I’m glad you are more relaxed now but I do own you for breaking our promise, tell me how can I compensate you?” he asks.

For a moment several devilish possibilities cross your mind, pranks and challenges, but then you remember that he is the prince (and not one of the brothers, minus Lucifer clearly) also the sensation in your belly is still there and you look at him thinking about sliding your hands on those big arms or the muscles of his torso and back and… “wait wait wait WAIT” you think stopping before things get out of track.

“Well?” he asks, still waiting.

“A massage” you ended up saying.

He smiles. 

“That’s hardly a punishment dear, but if it’s what you want me to do then come.”

“Wait right now?” you ask, surprised.

“Yes?” he gives you a funny look while you curse yourself yet again.

“shit I didn’t think that through” you think and hesitantly sits next to him with. 

“Excuse me darling” he says before putting his hands on your shoulders.

You tense again for a moment and he leans in your ear and says in a smooth voice.

“Relax, you’re in good hands.”

A shiver runs through your body and you tighten the hold of your enlaced hands at your lap. He presses against the muscles of your shoulders for a while and his hands goes to your scapulas, drawing circles in there with his thumbs, until they found their way to the top of your spine where he slides then down pressing all it’s way and you close your eyes and squeeze your legs together letting a small breath out.

“Is that good?” He asks seeing your reaction, his deep voice oh so close to your ears.

His hands again drawing circles but this time at the base of back, you don’t reply afraid to open your mouth at all and letting any embarrassing sound out, instead you just shake your head in a “yes” as his hands slide to your waist and you let a tiny little moan out unconsciously.

“Oh. I guess it is” He says teasing and you are mortified.

“I’m so so sorry my lord, it’s okay you don’t have to continue it was a stupid idea I will…” you say as you start to move to get back at your side of the tub but he holds you firmly by the waist, right where you are.

“Why do you say that? I think it was a marvelous idea! I’m having a very pleasurable time, and clearly so are you…” he says from the crook of your neck, holding your back pressed firmly against his chest. You shake feeling his strong hold and his warm breath at your sensitive skin, the fire in your stomach now impossible to ignore, your pussy getting wetter with every second.

“My lord, I don't think we should…” you start.

“Diavolo.” he interromps  “There’s no need to be so formal it’s only us in here” One hand goes to the back of your neck massaging there, as the other still holds you in place and starts slow movements at the base of your back  . 

“Hunm… Diavolo… I don’t think we should continue, we might do something we’ll regret later” you say a little breathless, unable to stop the clench between your thighs.

“Dear I’m positive I won’t regret anything with you, and I can assure you neither will you” he says in a sexy way giving a small kiss at your shoulder, stopping his hands and letting them rest at your waist again. You turn your head and look at him. That your core wants him is no secret for you, and you look at his eyes overflowing with confidence and lust, and at your own desire mixed with uncertainty. 

“I’ve said before I won’t touch you without you wanting it as much as I do, if a massage is all you want then is all that you’ll receive. But... if you’re feeling like something more, then I’ll be honored and very happy to indulge you” he says in a strong voice.

For a moment you just keep looking at him, the two of you trapped in each other's gaze, and you think to yourself “Fuck it! We only live once.” and kiss him a little hesitant at the beginning, and when he presses you harder against him you can feel his dick twitch at you ass as he kisses you back with a ferocious need, devouring your mouth, you reach one arm to his head lacing you fingers in his red hair as his tongue invades you, conquering every spot, dueling, dancing with you own until you are gasping for air as he slides his hands down on your thighs, kissing and sucking at you neck, he squeeze your left thigh and bites you and you moan.

“Hunm, you have no idea how long I’ve been wanting to hear this” he kisses your earlobe, sucking at it as his hands go up your stomach.

“Diavolo” you call his name drunkenly, your core moist and throbbing for him.

“Yes darling?” he says lavishing your neck and running his hands around your breasts not really touching it.

“Stop teasing, please” you whine.

“If you want me to touch you more intimately you’ll have to ask dear. Give me your permission and I’ll kiss, and lick, and caress, and fuck you all over. You’ll be glowing and it won’t be because of the spa treatment sweetheart.” He chuckle.

You start grinding your ass against his bulge eliciting a grow from him “please touch me.” He smiles holding your jaw and turning your head to kiss you hard on the lips, the hand there going to your throat as the other slides it’s way down your body to your clenching pussy. He kisses you as he slides the tip of his fingers up and down your vulva, spreading your legs a bit more he circles and presses against your clit, getting you moaning between his lips, humming in return, until he enter you with three fingers at once and you scream, your head going back resting at his shoulders as he fingers fuck you. 

“Hunm you like it when I touch you here dear? You’re such a little slut for me are you not?” he kisses your cheek but you don’t reply, just looking at him, his hand around your neck as his fingers curl and reach your g-spot, and you give a little cry closing your eyes at the sensation.

“It looks like I found you weak spot” chuckles “Lets see how long it takes to get you there darling” he speeds his ministrations adding a fourth finger as his thumb stimulates your clitoris. The hand on your throat goes down to your breasts playing with your nipples, pinching at it as he kisses and bites at your neck and shoulder, the constant thrusts of his firgers at your spot with the stimulation of your clit and nipples being too much.

“Dia… I… Ahh hun… I’m going to...” you try to warn him.

“Cum for me.” he demands.

And as if obeying a direct order you came with a loud moan as your body shakes and your back arch.

“Hunm that must be one of the sweetest sounds of all three realms” he says removing his fingers from you, your cunt immediately clenching again at nothing. “Here, taste yourself” he says bringing his fingers to your mouth and you suck at then cleaning your juices from it, you can feel his dick pulsating at your back and he kisses you again tasting your flavor on your own mouth. He then turn you around and gets up, you now  can see him in all his mighty naked glory, and all you can do is look astonished at his thick girth, to say he’s big would be a euphemism “He’s huge” you think, and for a second and  you worry he might just rip you open. You bring your gaze back at his face,  passing it through his toned abs and chest right back at his eyes, and he looks down at you with a knowing smile. He offers a hand and helps you to stand taking a languid look at your bare body himself and you  can’t control another clench, your pussy needy to be railed. He sits on the marble edge of the luxurious bathtub and taps at his lap with one hand the other holding his hard member.

“Look what you did to me dear” he says starting to stroke himself  “Won’t you be a good girl and help? ”.

Smiling, you walk to him, your pussy as wet as it can be dying to be buried and stretched till the limits by his fat cock. You straddle him getting his member in your hand, he holds you and closes his eyes with a satisfied exhale as you sink at him, slowly, adjusting to his enormous size, biting your lips when finally he enters you completely. You never felt so full in your life, his dick reaching till your cervix just right. 

“Shit you’re so tight.” he exclaims, his browns pressed together and he kisses you in a sensual and adoring way.

You start to move as he holds you tight, his kisses now making their way down passing your throat until his lips, teeths and tongue are at your nipples, sucking and licking as you bounce up and down at his girt, riding him, and he thrust at you, you both meeting halfway. He hits just the right spots while you on the other hand clench at him oh so deliciously with every movement. You are moaning and gasping and so is he.

“Fuck… hahh… yes baby don’t stop, just like that.. yes...” he praises you.

“Dia I’m getting close.” you say as the movements get harder and faster, both your climaxes fast approaching.

“Don’t hold back, scream for me” he says.

You meet him harder and harder and in no time you reach your limit point screaming his name in a high pitched voice, and with your walls clutching at him from your orgasm he soon follows reaching his own with a deep grunt, spaying his royal seed in your warm womb. With ragged breaths you collapse at his chest and he hugs you laying on the marble with you above him, still connected.

“Are you alright my dear?” he asks, caressing your back with one hand.

“Yes” you answer still in daze.

“Hahah now that’s what I call relaxing” he says in good spirits and you look at him. “Follow me to the palace later, Barbatos will give you a potion to avoid a possible pregnancy, and we can also have some tea” he says kissing your forehead and smiling content.

“What? You don’t want a little mixed heir my lord? You joke.

“Oh no darling, I would love to father your children, but I must make you my queen first don’t you think? He says, exiting you as he moves you both back to the warm waters of the bath.

“You’re joking right?” you say incertain.

He laughs again and replies in a conspiratorial tone. 

“Yes… but you never know the future...” 

“Barbatos does though” you say as he starts to wash your skin and press against your sore muscles. 

“Indeed he does”  

And that’s all he says, you decide to just let it go as you lean on him relaxing and  enjoying his pampering. But you could never imagine that he wasn't really joking and where that afternoon would lead you in the not so far future.

[miss-steelmind]

💬 random question time! what do you enjoy and dislike about translation?

have a good day, and be sure to take care of yourself! :D

hey anon!! sorry for ignoring this for so long dhndnd

i haven't translated in a while for personal reasons BUT i can still answer your question :D

i love learning new things, about my language, about the language i'm translating into and about the media i'm working on!! (+other unrelated stuff i find while looking for words and phrases. i couldn't tell you how many random articles have distracted me from translating. ADHD is funny like that) so yeah that's definitely something i enjoy

about the dislikes, ughh... i complain a lot about grammar and untranslatable phrases and all that, but in reality all of it comes down to me being inexperienced, which can make me quite frustrated and question my abilies. so if anything, the thing i dislike about translating is miss translator herself dhkdkd

oh, also the word app. word sucks.

TYSM FOR THE ASK HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY!!

[awafflenamedhaji]

This is my first time making some x reader here in tumblr so please bare with my grammar and some mistakes😣😣

Yamaguchi x !fem!reader

You, Yamaguchi and Tsukishima are friends since kids and have been together till now

You and Tsukishima are cousins but you both have different personality (at this point I don't even know where he got his salty personality from)

You live in the same roof as Tsukishima since your family's house is far

You and Yams have a thing for each other but too afraid to confess to one another

Tsukishima always drops hints (like all the time) that you both like each other but just plain stupid to realiz,e he's the bridge of your relationship

"Tsukki!! Why'd you order me crispy fries?! I like them soggy you know!" Yamaguchi yells while pouting at Tsukishima who is grinning widely while staring at me

"Yams you can have mine! It's a bit crispy but there are some soggy ones!" I slid my fries onto his front and took the fries that Tsukishima bought

"Ha! It must be nice to have y/n's soggy fries huh?" Tsukishima then had a smug smile plastered on his face "Maybe she made them soggy on purpose—" I threw a wet wipe on Kei's face that smudged his glasses "WHAT THE— WHY'D YOU THROW THAT AT ME?!" Now it's my turn to have a smug smile on my face

"There was oil on your mouth and I was just helping you out cousin, you don't like oil on your mouth don'tcha?"

"Hey hey! Quit it you two, people are staring!" Yamaguchi whispered and looked at the both of us

"Ugh, I'm just gonna leave, have fun on your date" What the fuck is his problem

"D-date?! Tsukki what do you mean—" Yamaguchi hurriedly tried to catch up with Kei

"And y'all just gonna leave me here with your leftovers?"

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"Hey Kei?? Ya hear me? Hello???" I poked his side and to my surprise, he's ticklish there

"Oh my oh my! Kei's very ticklish on his sides huh??" I smirked while trying to tickle him

"Stop it will you?! Or I'll tell Tadashi that you like him!" W-what??! NO HE CAN'T KNOW

"NO NO NO I'M SORRY FOR DISTURBING I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS!" I bowed to him and waited for his response

But to my dismay as I look up he has this smile that I can tell that he is planning on something

"Then you'll do anything I say? Is that a deal or not?" He took off his headphones and waited for my response

"W-well it depends on... what you are planning" I looked away at him and started fidgeting my hands

"You'll have to confess, well maybe not really confess but make him answer if he is interested into dating you"

"ARE YOU NUTS OR JUST FREAKING CRAZY?!? WHAT THE HECK KEI, YOU KNOW THAT HE ISN'T INTERESTED!!"

"How would I know? You two are like beans in a pod that you can't even separate" He was satisfied with my reaction so he went back to what he was doing

I swear for the love of Asajesus I want to kick this tall stick's ass and send him to the fucking sun

"Ugh I'd rather get buried than say to Yams that I like him" I played with the pen that was just lying on the desk the whole time

"Suit yourself, don't blame me if you get that problem wrong, I offered you a good deal yet you refused" THIS GUY—

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The next day my homework got returned to me and of course... I need to redo it

"Kei..." I tapped his shoulder

"Hm? You failed? Sucks to be you" He smirked and went back to dozing off to his “wonderland”

"Ughh just hear me out!! I accept your deal!" His eyes opened

"Then go ahead, there's an hour for you to go and confess"

"WAIT... YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW??!?! I'M NOT READY YET!"

"Take it or leave it, I'll be waiting" Ughh after that I ran to the cafeteria to find a grayish-green haired boy with freckles plastered on his face

"HAHAHAHAHA! Don't tell me that.. you spitted your orange juice on her blouse? Poor her she gotta wash that hard to take the stain off!" He laughed while talking to Hinata and Kageyama at the corner

"We'll I was surprised so I accidentally spat the juice at her!"

"Yams!" I called out and they immediately turned their heads at my direction

"Oh hey y/n! What's up? Is there a problem?" I huffed "I just need to excuse you for something urgent, umm you don't have to wait for Yams here bye!"

I held his wrist and dashed out of the cafeteria and of course we went to our usual spot where me Kei and Yams always go to

"Umm... so Yams uhh.. you see uhh I've been meaning to... ask you something" What the heck why can't I just talk like a normal person

"Yeah? What is it? I hope it's not hard to answer though hahaha!"

"Uhmm...." I fidgeted "A-are you... by any chance uhmm.... interested in you know.... in getting into a relationship" He looked at me in confusion and thought about what I asked

He blushed "N-no.. not really.." He's saying no but his face does..

"O-oh really? Hahaha! Uhmm is there someone you like? Like, like romantically?" He nodded in response and looked away

"Yeah... She has been for a long time had make my heart skip a beat"

"H-ha! Now I've got a chance to pass that freaking homework! Let's go? Kei might be waiting at the classroom" I stood up with a gloomy face, not even sparing a glance at Yamaguchi

"Ooh.. okay.... why did you ask though?" He got curious and of course I'm dumb and told him

"N-nothing... It was just a dare Kei made me do.. Just forget about it!"

Dead silence. Yes we're not talking to each other until I asked him

"Have y.. you asked the girl out?"

"No..."

"Why not? I mean I know she'll like you too! I mean who wouldn't want a fluffball like you?"

Who wouldn't like an amazing guy like you?

I looked at him and he was as red as a tomato, and it's so freaking adorable

"U-uuuh~ Can w-we drop the topic?"

...

I guess he doesn't like talking about someone he likes to me

(Istfg they're so dumb, but Yams is cute)

We have reached our classroom with silence, I've got no chance huh?

The day just went like how it used to, me listening to the teachers, taking notes and everything except when it's time to go back home

"Kei I'm going home early, don't ask why" He looked at me with a not so concerned look

"Uhh okay? Want me to tell Yamaguchi?"

"Nah, he's not interested about that anyway, oh and don't forget about the deal, Imma head out"

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I heard the door closed and so I took my notebook and pen and set it to his table

The door opens and he squinted at the sight

"What are you doing in here? Get out"

"HEY! I DID YOUR STUPID DEAL AND GUESS WHAT I GOT INDIRECTLY REJECTED! NOW GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK"

He rolled his eyes and settled in beside me

"The fuck? Where'd you get these answers from? Are you nuts?" HOW RUDE

"Not my fault his teaching was hard to understand" I scoffed

"Well if you're not dumb you'd get the answers right, anyone can solve this y/n"

"Ugh fine fine just teach me already!"

"Later, I need to wait for him" Him?? Is he expecting someone?

"Gomen Tsukki! I was adoring the cat outside so I got in late!" He opened the door panting, he still hasn't noticed me

"Uhm.. I-I'll just watch how to solve it, I'm going back to my room" I packed up my things and was about to stand

"I thought you wanted me to teach you? Since I'm teaching you two the same thing I called him here" He smirked

But I want to avoid him.. for the mean time

"Nevermind that, I'll just ask you something else, later Yamaguchi" I left Kei's room and went straight to bed

Ughh I can't face him like this, I'm just gonna take a nap and do my assignment later

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"Uhmm.. Y/n I'm sorry, but I don't feel the same way, I hope we can still be friends though..." I teared up

"Y-yeah it's alright, I'm not really expecting you to reciprocate my feelings so it's okay!"

No it's not okay, not okay..

I love you but you don't love me..

"LWHWIAKKAGSI" I woke up to see Yamaguchi's face close to mine

"OH MY FUCKI— OWW!" I bumped my forehead in his

"AH! I'M SORRY Y/N! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU! I WAS JUST GOING TO WAKE YOU UP!! GOMEN!!" I massaged my forehead "N-no it's okay! I was just s-surprised that you're here..."

"Tsukki said I should wake you up.. I'm really sorry! Ahh look at your head" He quickly touched my forehead and my heart starts to beat faster

"It has a bump! I'M REALLY SORRY!!!! I'M GETTING YOU SOME ICE!" He's leaving... this is your chance to confess or else you won't be able to get things off of your chest

"W-wait.." I held his shirt and started to get red

"What is it? Does it hurt? Fuck I'm sorry!" He took his hand off of my head

"N-no.. it's.. uhh.. ilikeyou..... so.." I mumbled "What? I can't hear you" Oh god this is embarrassing

"I like you Yams— I mean.. *sigh* You don't have to say anything, I'll just get the ice.. You can go back to Kei.." I said it... though this will be a one sided— "I l-like you too... y/n.. I like you a lot... I m-mean like lot, a lot more than anyth—" I hugged him

I don't want him to see my face, I'm so flustered that I just hugged him without hesitating

"Finally! These dumb dorks" Kei looked at us with satisfaction

"Y-you! You planned this huh?" I stood up and started to hit Kei's arm

"Ow! Well at least you won't have to sulk in this dark room of yours!"

"What do you mean dark?? This is called style you uncultured salt!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?"

"I CALLED YOU AN UNCULTURED SALT! GOT A PROBLEM??"

"Hey hey don't start bickering, I'm going to teach her Tsukki so do you mind if you know.. you could-"

"Go back to your room and start listening to your weird music!" I pushed him to his room and went back to my “dark room” he said

"C'mere, I'll teach you the easy way" He sat down on the floor and started to scribble on my notebook

I wiggled my way to his lap and leaned on Yams

"H-hey! It's hard to teach if y-you're leaning on me!" I chuckled "You'll get used to it! Now teach me!"

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so yeah the ending is crap (○ﾟεﾟ○)

[whipped4wheeler]

100 Questions tagged by @puzzlingsnark one of my fave mutuals!!

1. What is your nickname? Tashi, Tash, Tash Bosh 2. How old are you? 14 3. What is your birth month? May

4. What is your zodiac sign? Taurus 5. What is your favorite color? Ballet Pink/Millennial Pink 6. What’s your lucky number? 7 or 3

7. Do you have any pets? nope

8. Where are you from? MA, US

9. How tall are you? 5′4 1/2

10. What shoe size are you? 8 or 8 1/2

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?A few, but I mainly wear sneakers.

12. Are you random? Yes, very.

13. Last person you texted? My dad

14. Are you psychic in any way? Legit sometimes I think I am

15. Last TV show watched? Stranger Things :))

6. Favorite movie? Clueless, Zootopia, Mean Girls

18. Do you want children? Maybe

19. Do you want a church wedding? Haha no, I want a beach wedding!

20. What is your religion? None religious

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Ya a ton of times, the last time was to go to the Dermatologist.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? No

23. How is life? It’s good, so far

24. Baths or showers? Showers, AND baths!

25. What color socks are you wearing? None at the moment

26. Have you ever been famous?Nah I wish though

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?Yes! But I know it’s not as glamorous as it seems.

28. What type of music do you like? Ughh, pop, indie, alternative.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Nope!!

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4 but I only use one.

31. What position do you usually sleep in? Side, tummy, back, upside down you name it!

32. How big is your house? 3 floors, and an attic.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Waffles, or bread.

34. Have you ever left the country?Yes!

35. Have you ever tried archery? Ugh once like two years ago.

36. Do you like anyone? Tbh I can’t remember:))

37. Favorite swear word? I don’t swear, maybe flipping fajitas?

38. When do you fall asleep? At 9:30 ish

39. Do you have any scars?I think, not cool ones though.

40. Sexual orientation? Hetero

41. Are you a good liar? Sort of. I just always laugh even when I’m telling the truth so no one ever knows.

42. What languages would you like to learn? Any that’d be really cool!!

43. Top 10 songs?

Stolen Dance - Milky Chance

Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey

Bellyache- Billie Eilish

Ummm and any other Billie or Lana songs.

44. Do you like your country? It’s really problematic right now

45. Do you have friends from the web?You know, I used to be really close with some people but now I’m not anymore. Sadness.

46. What is your personality type? Umm, I’m crazy! No I’m a little shy but then once you get to know me I’m wild hehe

47. Hogwarts House? I always used to say Gryffindor, now idk

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes I think so

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? Ughh, Mike Wheeler cause we both are grumpy children who love their friends!

50. Left or right handed? Right

51. Are you scared of spiders? Not really, unless they’re huge!

52. Favorite food? Dessert, chicken teriyaki, pea soup. Mac and cheese!

53. Favorite foreign food? Ugh, Chinese?

54. Are you a clean or messy person? Sometimes I’m messy, sometimes I’m really neat.

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do ? Idk, see what it’s like being “one of the boys” 😂

56. What color underwear? Peach

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? An hour

58. Do you have much of an ego? Ughh, sort of. I love myself a lot ;))

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Both

60. Do you talk to yourself? Literally all the time

61. Do you sing to yourself? Sometimes

62. Are you a good singer?No, I suck.

63. Biggest Fears? Umm, being murdered, kidnapped, being alone, being abandoned, having something happen to a family member, missing the bus.

64. Are you a gossip? Spill the tea hehe

65. Are you a grammar nazi? Nah, I can’t spell for my life either.

66. Do you have long or short hair? It’s a lob

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? I think I can...

68. Favorite school subject? English, Math, Art.

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Both!

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?Nope

71. What makes you nervous? School, grades, people.

72. Are you scared of the dark? A bit

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes

74. Are you ticklish? Ya

75. Have you ever started a rumor? Maybe. I can’t remember

76. Have you ever been out of your home country?Yes!

77. Have you ever drank underage?No

78. Have you ever done drugs?No way!!

79. What do you fantasize about? Meeting Noah Schnapo (guilty af), having more friends, being smart.

80. How many piercings do you have? 4, two in each ear.

81. Can you roll your R’s? A little

82. How fast can you type? Fast with a ton of typos

83. How fast can you run? People have told me I’m fast, but I have no stamina.

84. What color is your hair? Dark brown

85. What color are your eyes? Light brown

86. What are you allergic to? Sunscreen, laundry detergent, other stuff.

87. Do you keep a journal? Nope, I’ve tried though.

88. Are you depressed about anything? I’m just sad a lot you know

89. Do you like your age? Ya it’s pretty cool

90. What makes you angry? Literally everything, I get heated when people are rude.

91. Do you like your own name? Ya

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose?No 93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child?Any!

94. What talents do you have? I’m a dancer! 95. Sun or moon? Hmmm, both? 96. How did you get your name? Uh, my mom thought it was pretty so ya. 97. Are you religious? Nope 98. Have you ever been to a therapist? Nope, unless physical counts. 99. Color of your bedspread? Multiple colors 100. Color of your room? Teal

Tagging @mileven-and-contemplation @out-of-context-finn-wolfhard if you’ve already done it just ignore!