Fuck mosquitoes
I hope they all die
I dont care about if it negativity impacts the ecosystem
THEY ARE EVIL
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adad 2023: 159/365
I personally feel so attacked right now 🦟🦟🦟
(I like to come to parkour training with hubs and friends, but the mosquitis on campus are pretty bad lately)
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Life update: I have terrible poison ivy rashes on my legs and idk how I even got it
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could he (the mosquito draining my blood) daily feel a stab of hunger for me, and find nourishment at the very sight of me?
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Me: yeah I guess my thighs are pretty biteable 😜
Mosquitos: oh??? 👀
Me: no not like that nOT LIKE THAT
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How do cats just do a thing that makes u wanna invite them over to ur house at 8pm even though u know ur 4 legged son would oppose visitation from a creature that also carries themselves with 4 legs out of jealousy
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Fuuuuuck I’m horny.
He keeps sneezing.
He was sat in the middle seat of the car, me to the right and someone on the left…. so we were all tightly packed together.
I felt everything. His shaky inhale as his hands went up to cover his mouth. Then I experienced something so sexy I’ve never experienced before. I felt the intense gush of “sneeze breeze”blasting out from the sides of his cupped hands as a result of his HUGE sneezes. I nearly combusted.
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call me jane prentiss the way i itch
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Shaving like my body is good because it’s good and makes me happy but then like 10 hours later there’s that hour where you feel like you’re being eaten by ants,?and then it’s normal again,
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i called and asked the groomers if they knew what exactly the product was and i guess it was a dog dry shampoo. they at least put in a note on her file not to use it on her anymore djsjsj
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