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#my legs are SO ITCHY
funeralcity · 4 months
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im gonna kms
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emiwuaidmslomc · 1 year
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Fuck mosquitoes
I hope they all die
I dont care about if it negativity impacts the ecosystem
THEY ARE EVIL
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boyduroy · 1 year
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adad 2023: 159/365
I personally feel so attacked right now 🦟🦟🦟
(I like to come to parkour training with hubs and friends, but the mosquitis on campus are pretty bad lately)
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fictionfordays · 2 months
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Life update: I have terrible poison ivy rashes on my legs and idk how I even got it
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goreprofonde · 1 month
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could he (the mosquito draining my blood) daily feel a stab of hunger for me, and find nourishment at the very sight of me?
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Bug bites should only bother you for one day then go away. This is hell
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frchillingrn · 1 year
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TOM & TRENT
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tonguetyd · 1 month
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Me: yeah I guess my thighs are pretty biteable 😜
Mosquitos: oh??? 👀
Me: no not like that nOT LIKE THAT
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sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:
thing that I already do
thing I have tried 10 times
thing I already do
thing that I don't have the money to do
thing I already do
thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail
thing that is impossible given my situation
thing that doesn't apply to me
thing that I already do
thing I have already tried
hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently
thing I have already done
#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things#out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever#all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever#or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc.#especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple#and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already#done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and#all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you.#who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3#my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster#talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo#I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache#or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop#e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all#sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef#t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of#way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I#think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i#gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!'#like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant#mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain#or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right#now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like#most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once#that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY#Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth
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cmescapade · 1 month
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How do cats just do a thing that makes u wanna invite them over to ur house at 8pm even though u know ur 4 legged son would oppose visitation from a creature that also carries themselves with 4 legs out of jealousy
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sneezarify · 6 months
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Fuuuuuck I’m horny.
He keeps sneezing. He was sat in the middle seat of the car, me to the right and someone on the left…. so we were all tightly packed together.
I felt everything. His shaky inhale as his hands went up to cover his mouth. Then I experienced something so sexy I’ve never experienced before. I felt the intense gush of “sneeze breeze”blasting out from the sides of his cupped hands as a result of his HUGE sneezes. I nearly combusted.
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just came back from a beach trip with friendos ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´- ⋆。🌊𖦹 °.
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starvrat · 30 days
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call me jane prentiss the way i itch
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detentiontrack · 2 months
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I think I’m having an allergic reaction but I have no idea to what????? All I’ve eaten today is a prepackaged breakfast sandwich that I eat all the time and an iced latte with none of my allergens in it.
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ndotknees · 16 days
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Shaving like my body is good because it’s good and makes me happy but then like 10 hours later there’s that hour where you feel like you’re being eaten by ants,?and then it’s normal again,
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insert-game · 1 month
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i called and asked the groomers if they knew what exactly the product was and i guess it was a dog dry shampoo. they at least put in a note on her file not to use it on her anymore djsjsj
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