#my lil mullet man

[juniper-clan]

Moon 13 (1/2)

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[renardsruses]

Needed to draw him in the silly little apron

[ygodmyy20]

you can never stop me I'm going to draw this family forever.

mp100xOPM au where Teru and Shigeo adopt Saitama, Tatsu and Fubuki. This is @sodasexual au not mine (but I half live there honestly at this point). This is when they are adults. Teru's colorful fashion choices rubbed off on Tatsu. The kids like to come over and hang out with their dads on the weekends.

Saitama doesn't care for crossword puzzles. He is here just in another room somewhere.

[a-lil-perspective]

@tbbs-best-hair

[xx-sharpfawngz-xx]

I'm back on tiktok cause there's literally nothing to watch on youtube and tell me why everytime someone posts one of those 'duet this if I drew you' things it's never me when I literally look like a cartoon bully

[starrykaulitz]

can you do a smut with tom x fem!reader? their at a party and she somewhat half flirts with someone else and he’s like hella jealous? if you’re not comfortable then it’s okay!!

$. remember.

☆ synopsis ; you meet a man who peaks your interest within a party, though feel a pair of eyes lingering on every move you make.

★ pairing ; tom x fem!reader

☆ word count ; 2187

★ warnings ; language, smut (18+), dirty talk?, p in v, degrading, jealousy??

a/n – hope this is okay!! kinda put my own lil jealous tom headcannon n backstory on it :)

☆

the music boomed throughout the dull room, the smell of sweat stung your nostrils as you swayed your hips from left to right. you knew you felt eyes burning into your skin from the moment you stepped onto the dance floor, feeling how they watched your mini-skirt slowly rise a little higher than you’d like it too.

though the alcohol now seeming to seep out of your pores had forced you to ignore those eyes, your focus being on how close you were to others—and as you seemed to disappear behind the hoard of drunk teens, you knew you had to escape it.

you slipped and snaked through the crowd of people until you reached a table—snacks spread evenly across it, drinks placed in a tub of ice-cubes.

water, you needed water. 

as you reached down to the icy tub, you watched as another hand grabbed the bottle you’d been reaching for—you were too slow.

“oh, sorry.” you looked up to see who the thief had been, not sure what you’d been expecting, though knowing it was not this; a man taller than you, brunette hair which shaped into some type of mullet, the tips dyed blonde and spiky. his face had been sharp, good jaw, deep voice.

“no no, you have it.” you blurted out, standing back upright just as he had done.

“or, we could share?” he suggested, brows raising as he awaited your answer.

the only thing holding you back from this offer was the one who’s eyes burnt into the nape of your neck, stalking and observing your every move with this man. you almost rolled your eyes as you thought of him, of tom, jealousy filling his mind as rage made his fists curl in anger.

you two hadn’t even been dating, fuck-buddies maybe—if you could even call yourselves that. your relationship had certainly not been monogamous, you’d watched tom multiple times in public spaces, school lockers, female bathrooms on his knees. he’d been unloyal, false. you just enjoyed the sex—how you were now almost perfectly moulded to him, how he made you finish multiple times until it seemed that you’d forgotten your own name and his was engraved on your tongue. 

you shook the thought away before finally answer; “sounds good!” you nodded to the mystery man in return before he opened the lid with a pop and handed it to you, instantly chugging from dehydration.

you passed it to him after you’d devoured almost half the bottle, watching as his adams apple moved up and down once he swallowed what he needed—shit.

“what’s your name?” you questioned the man, watching as he placed the bottle back down on the table and wiped his mouth clean with his sleeve.

“max, yours?”

you stated your name, leaning against the table and watching as he slowly inched forward until you’d been only a few feet apart. you could smell the liquor on his breath as his mouth suddenly went for yours, hand moving to rest on you jaw. you kissed him back softly, his tongue slowly entering your mouth and deepening the kiss.

you snaked your fingers up to his nape, grabbing onto the long hair in which hung lowly on his shoulder. he was good—though not as good as-

someone grabbed at your arms, instantly pulling you away from the kiss. it was a familiar hand, calloused fingers causing you to cry out as he clung tightly to your wrist.

“ow!” you yelped before turning to the culprit—of course it was him;

tom, in all his might had dragged you away from the gorgeous man who now watched as you were towed away from him. max’s eyes were filled with confusion, clouded with disappointment at the thought that perhaps he’d just become a home-wrecker.

“how the fuck do you have the audacity to do this, tom!?” you clawed at his massive hand, though found no luck in loosening his grip before he’d begun pulling you through a dimly lit hallway.

“let go of me!” you screeched once more before he shoved you inside an open door, finally letting your wrist lose. he slammed the door behind him, eyes on the floor, slowly snaking their way up your body—he drunk in every curve and crevice which was presented within your slutty outfit. he held himself back from tearing it all off then and there as he stalked closer to his prey, eyes filled with fire as jealousy ebbed away at his heart.

“tom… stop.” you mumbled before you hit the wall behind you—he’d backed you into it on purpose, using his deep dark eyes as a ways of hypnotising you into forgetting what he had just done.

your mouth hung open as his body now towered over yours, his shadow devouring your own.

“you knew I was watching.” he mumbled, right hand meeting with the curve of your waist, slowly making its way up your stomach, past your breasts, and to your neck--his hand so large that it almost covered its entirety.

“as if I don’t know about the multiple girls you fuck.” then, he smirked his god-awful smirk. toms lips curled into an evil smile as he stared down upon his kill, hungry eyes already stripping you of all your clothes.

you felt as the hand around your neck caressed your jaw, his thumb forcing your mouth open as he flattened it against your tongue.

“I fuck none of them as good as I fuck you…” tom watched on intently as your plump, lipstick smeared lips encircled his thumb, tongue flicking at it before he pulled out of your mouth with a pop.

shivers crawled down your spine as you felt his wet thumb spread the saliva across your lips—the lips he so desperately needed to devour.

he looked so evil, so full of malice that you felt the wet within you seep into your G-string. you hated to admit it, but this toxic game had been your favorite to play—you adored making tom mad, making him jealous to the point of fucking the sense out of you. tom had met his toxic match, his womanizing woman, his equally as horny whore.

“just fuck me already.” you whispered before being abruptly cut-off by toms eager kiss, his tongue waiting no longer to enter and fight your own. his hand gripped firmly around your neck, his other digging into your waist—you loved how his animalistic grip on you left its mark.

you moaned into his mouth as you felt his knee enter the space between your thighs, rubbing it slowly against your aching centre as you craved for friction.

you felt him grin against your lips, biting your bottom one as your arms clung to his neck. slowly, you removed the cap which had been covering the dreads you’d loved to tug on so much and threw it to the floor. next, his hairband.

he looked fucking fantastic with his long dreadlocks hanging by his side, lose and free from all restraints-- more access to being pulled and yanked at.

he shoved his knee higher and closer to your covered clit, making you pull away from the kiss as you whined against his skin—he took this opportunity to almost tear your crop-top off he as he let it drop beside him, leaving his hands free to begin groping and tugging at your sensitive nipples—going bra-less working wonders in this moment.

tom’s face entered the crevice of your neck as he begun biting at it, sucking small circles in order to leave deep markings. you moaned into his ear, making him grunt into your supple skin as he continued to ruin the once clean canvas of skin.

slowly, you felt as the friction you once craved was stripped away from you, his knee leaving you whining and begging for more. you felt his hand grope at your ass from beneath your skirt, heaving you up and onto his torso before you automatically wrapped your legs around his waist.

tom continued the fervent kiss as you were hoisted into the air and carried over to the basin placed behind him. your lips had not left each other's once, drool beginning to drip down your chin as he prompted you roughly on the cold tile below—causing almost everything placed neatly on the cabinets to be thrown to the floor, smashing a few bottles here and there, though being completely ignorant as the two of you fought for air.

your legs stayed wrapped around tom’s rather small waist as he pulled away for only a moment to remove his over-sized shirt, revealing his tanned, built body below. you couldn’t help but bite your bottom lip at how marvellous his body looked—you could almost finish just by looking at him.

“your so fucking lucky.” he brushed against your lips, unbuckling his belt before lifting your body and removing your panties—if you could even call them that.

“who were you planning on fucking tonight?” sarcasm filling his tone as he stared at the G-string, throwing it to the floor with a scoff.

“not you.” you snickered, though was vulgarly cut-off as you felt toms dick enter you forcefully.

your head fell backward against the mirror as you cried out, tom groaning at the feeling of your tight hole, unprepared and clean.

“fuck!” he swore before gripping onto the plush of your thighs, almost instantly starting his thrusts at a hasty pace. he didn’t want to give you any time to get used to his large size, he needed to torture you for what you did--for thinking that you could be anyone else’s but his.

“tom, oh my god!” you whined out at how he violated your entrance, your walls clenching around him as you felt his dick fit almost perfectly into you.

“your fucking moulded to me, you fucking slut.” you moaned at his words, your mouth hanging open in an ‘o’ as he continued to beat your insides raw.  

“your not gonna’ remember that guys name…” he paused, sucking any air that he could into his lungs, “once I’m done with you.”

you could barely process what tom was saying, your brain blurring with pure ecstasy as you clung to his neck, fingers desperately gripping to his long dread-locks which swayed back and forth with each thrust.

he not only had you screaming, tom had you scratching and writhing under his obsessive pounding—his own moans only making your entrance wetter and wetter as you heard him swear under his breath, licking and biting at your earlobe.  

then, you felt his thumb begin working circles into your over-sensitive clit—just how you liked.

“tom, fuck!” you were getting high of his dick, your words slurring and your eyes rolling to the back of your head as your scalp hit the mirror behind you—hands now clinging to the marble table-top beneath you.

you felt as tom took advantage of your vulnerable body, licking upward from in-between your breasts, up over your hickey-painted neck, stopping only at your jaw before his mouth had met yours again. your muffled moans devoured his own as you felt the cold of his lip ring send shivers down your throat.

“I wanna show you off…” he mumbled against your agape mouth, suddenly leaving another bite on your earlobe.

he groaned your name, “who fucks you the best, slut.”

“y-you…”

“need more than that…”

“you, t-tom!” you finally whined as his thumb continued at your sensitive clit, drawing you closer to your end.

“your so wet for me,” he cut off, head laying into the crevice of your slick neck.

“I don’t even need to be jealous about the other guys that f-fuck you…” he pulled his head out of your neck, watching as his dick entered and exited your pussy—the slaps making him smirk and throw his head backward in pure lust. watching himself slam into you caused jolts of desire to rise to his tip.  

“no one fucks you as good as I do.” and with that, your insides churned and twisted as you came undone at his words. you cried out his name, arms turning to goo as you threw them around his neck. the stars floating behind closed eyes turning you into a dizzy mess.

“fuck!” he seethed as he pumped into you only a few timed before the clench of your hole milked him empty.

he continued at a slower pace before halting fully. no more smacking noises, no more slick sounds, only the heavy and desperate breathing of the two of you filled the silent room. tom raised his hand to the misty mirror behind you, imprinting his mark into it just as he had imprinted his teeth into your neck.

“I don’t want to see you with that other guy…” he finally built up the strength to talk, ignoring how his orgasm made his ears ring and vision go black.

“what’s his name…” he mumbled against your neck, biting once more at its sensitive skin.

“who..?”

[princessbrunette]

unfortunately, i think previous anon is right 😭 i don’t think he’ll get killed but his ass is definitely gonna end up in jail </3 and with ward being dead… he’s on his own :( it’s not lookin good for our man, i fear… i’m actually surprised he didn’t end up in jail s3!

– 🪽 anon

im ok with him going to jail ngl cos atleast he’s alive n it kinda makes him sexier idk …… id be there at visiting hours with that phone pressed to my ear gazing at him through the glass like omgg how’s jail babie i miss ur dick :( <3

rafe getting buffer in jail w the buzz cut and wife beater and orange jail pants…. faded bruise over his eye from a jail fight…. arms crossed over his chest all moody til u show up to visit him all cute in ur lil sundress and he just wants to reach through the glass n touch u up…..

winter months come and his hair grows back out to the curtains…. maybe into a mullet…. he’s wearing the prison issued grey sweatshirt and sweatpants…. still just as pissed off but missing u more than anything …….. ::///

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital chest-up drawing of Tim Stoker holding Lil Baby Fudge, a chubby brown kitten. Tim is a mid-sized Latino man with light brown skin, a side-shaved lilac mullet, a goatee, black plug gauges, rectangular glasses, a cut in his brow, and body hair. He and Lil Baby Fudge are wearing matching purple button-up shirts. Tim's has a pattern of brown cat faces on it, and Lil Baby Fudge's has a pattern of Tim's face on it. Tim's shirt sleeves are cuffed and his shirt is slightly unbuttoned. Tim is holding Lil Baby Fudge close to his chest with both hands as Lil Baby Fudge holds his paw out against his chest, with his other paw hanging over Tim's hand. Lil Baby Fudge looks content and unaware while Tim is sneering, saying "Don't talk to me or my son EVER AGAIN." end ID]

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forever thinking about tim with pets but more specifically Lil Baby Fudge of the Mallow Family AU

[margo-mania]

heres EVERYONE in a beautiful big post (with all my design notes rambles and reasonings) for your (and my) reblogging pleasure

From left to right top row then bottom row

Jane Doe: the biggest notes i have on Jane is that her bubble braids are inspired by @/lauren-t-lampe 's Jane Doe, she's so freaking cute. i like to think my jane is very baby jane

Mischa Bachinski: i didnt really have a plan for mischa other than well mullet so heres the ukrainian bad boy in all his glory

Noel Gruber: noel is extremely gender, i wanted him to be the tallest out of everyone because why not.

Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: i gave her glasses cause i feel like she'd constantly push them up before saying "um acshually.." I always see Ocean as Asexual tbh

Ricky Potts: Nothing much here, i guess i just wanted to give him glasses. it was my first time drawing crutches so i'm always going to try to improve on them

Constance Blackwood: i wanted to make her chubbier than the others like in the 2016 slime tut, but it's definitely something i have to work on improving imo. i feel like if she had more confidence in herself she'd wear the stickers on her face all the time

Penny Lamb: main reason for the short hair? i wanted to be unique since i always see penny with braids and also i gave Jane bubble braids and i kind of wanted to seperate the designs. lesser reason? dont come for me but alice from twilights hair is cool af (tysm to @/cam-stopped-eating-candles for the explaination on penny's hair in legoland!)

(Na)Talia: screw you she's real and i love her. had a lot of free reign since the only detail Mischa mentions is her hair (which i had to google lol). Talia is my absolute favourite rtc song so i wanted to keep the flowey skirts from the 2016 choreography but gave her a bit of an edge because she canonically listens to (and presumably enjoys) rap

Vergil: he's a lil rat in a t-shirt

Monique Gibeou: no notes on this design no need to change anything imo UwU

Space Age Bachelor Man: i like to think what he wears is covered in sparkles and the glitter on his face is a nice touch. I wanted to make something on him colourful so i made the hair/tail colourful uwu

The Amazing Karnak: still a bit....eh on his design but i'm liking it a lot more after sleeping on it. love his coat the most

and thats all of them!! i really want to make keychains/stickers one day so if you have ideas for it let me know! :3

[murdermitties]

Leader marks idea, so instead of like a star/stars or whatelse — what if leaders get characteristics from the cats that gave them their lives? Like a marking, color splash, eye color, scar-like marking ect ect! So like let's take Fire boy, a classic lil man— his lives, in order, he'd get something from them and then a new one form the next cat once he looses the previous life,,

So based on my own designs it's be something like

Lionheart: mustache n beard

Redtail: straight up gets his tail

Silverstream: the red in his eyes go blue

Runningwing: eye markings or mullet

Brindleface: grey freckles and grey gradient

Swiftpaw: death scars in the form of black patches

Yellowfang: underbite!

Spottedleaf: her chest markings

Bluestar: his har gets more of a blue tint (not the fire parts)

[silverstonesainz-archive]

it’s still the 15 in la so forgive me for the late submission i’m adoring these least-to-most-likely scenarios and would love to hear your thoughts on the 2023 grid + danny, mick, and seb in terms of who’d successfully one day randomly pop up with a secret wife of ten years and three kids as if it were a casual thing

from least-to-most-likely... im sorry this is so long and a lil late

lando -> idk i think its a generational thing where soft launches & validation through social media is all the rave. so i think lando wouldnt or even couldn't hide it even if we wanted to. and i think lando likes showing off his girl, hes very comfortable in his relationships (ie talking about luisa in dts).

pierre -> absolutely not. he loves showing off what– rather who, he loves. i mean yall.... his photos with katerina are still up on his instagram he loves that shit. SO NO he will not being keeping a wife and family a secret. if he had it his way he would livestream his wife giving birth. tell me i'm wrong, i dare you.

logan -> he is a young, white man. and i mean white. american white. and if there is anything i know about caucasian men in all my years of dealing with them, there is no hiding a girl even if their life depended on it. same deal as lando too, where soft launches and the need for validation through posting is very much ingrained in the current dating culture sooooo yea.

fernando -> this man is so unserious, and also a boomer-wanna-be-gen-z when it comes to social media so its all about sharing his love and his corazon. though i will say he will be pretty selective with what he shares. and i think he'd pull a rosberg, in that he will post family photos but with emojis over his baby's faces.

nico -> something about this man just tells me that he enjoys the validation and the sharing a lot. we'd hear about the engagement, the pregnancy, all through instagram. but i think he'd do it in cringey cute way. my man is on pinterest with "cute pregnancy announcement inspo" in the search bar.

checo -> he is a proud papa & husband (minus that time in monaco). he loves having his family around him so there isn't a reason why he would ever keep it a secret. though i will say, much like he already does, he would try to keep his family/personal life very much seperate from his work. i think all we'd see of his family is when they show up to races or milestones/birthdays via social media.

charles -> i think he just loves sharing pieces of his life with us that keeping his family a secret would be impossible. charles would 100% walk onto the paddock with his daughter on his hip. they would be wearing matching sunglasses (raybans bc forza ferrari. and not her own pair, one of daddy's). but not outfits bc mama dressed her baby, not charles.

valterri -> he tries to keep what goes on in his personal life as on the down low as possible. i think that he would definitely try to keep his kids out of pap photos & try to hide their faces but other than that i think we would all be aware of his ever-growing family. i think he'd do smth cheesy like post a photo from the back of him and his son with matchin mullets. or maybe a photo of lewis carrying his daughter bc 'uncle lew had to get a matching outfit with his god daughter.'

oscar -> i could've lumped him higher on the list with lando/logan but smth about oscar tells me otherwise. like idk what it is about him but i think he'd try to keep it on the hush hush for as long as he can before eventually sharing with the world. we'd be surviving off soft launches for a WHILE methinks. (but i could be so wrong bc idk oscar this is just based off his face).

kevin -> we'd know (i mean we know now). but similar to fernando in a sense where he chooses what pieces of his time with his wife and kids he wants to share with the world. i think he is very protective of his family and the peace he's worked on building around them.

esteban -> you know... with the way his & elena's relationship is going i can definitely see this man randomly dropping that he's married one day. but the thing is, is that we would all already have an idea of who his wife is, if that makes sense. we'd get little bouts of content from him. a very 'private, not secret' type beat.

nyck -> just like esteban in a sense where we'd know who the wife would be. i think the marriage would come as a shock, but as their family grows i think he'd drop hints and stuff. nyck will definitely bring his kid(s) to at least one race a year and i just have an inkling that his child would be a menace.

alex -> he's happy to share the small moments with the world, but oh it would be very sparse. just little crumbs here and there. he protects what he loves so much, but he's much too proud and excited not to share. think of all the baby photos with all the animals. the matching hair-dos. the baby hating photos as much as dad hates media so when the paps come around baby has the same frown.

daniel -> we would know, but i think he would take his time introducing that part of his life to us. we'd always know he's married & has kids, but we would also have to live off of soft launches for a bit. daniel is a proud man, proud of the life he builds and who he chose to build it with. and daniel would 100% walk onto the paddock with his kids hanging off of him. his daughter on his back, son upside down in his arms.... do you see the vision???

lewis -> this man could go either way. on the one hand i can see lewis showing off the love of his life and his family bc thats what lewis does. he shows off the people he loves. but then i can also see him keeping it quiet, keeping just a piece of his life a secret because in the position he's in, he doesn't have too many secrets to himself left. so yeah... but tell me what yall think.

carlos -> carlos would've been lower on the list with all that 'i protect love' crap but me personally, i just don't see it. i think that we'd all somehow find out about his engagement + growing family somehow. like carlos is always being followed by the paps for literally WHAT. so yeah, i don't think it would be best kept secret. also he's such a family man, i think he'd jump at the opportunity to share his family with the world.

lance -> i know lance has posted his s.o. before, but there is something about this man that tells me when it's a love that he really really values and wants to protect, he will keep it a secret. he will keep them away from the limelight, from the unnecessary attention for as long as possible. idk about 10yrs and then pop out with a whole wife & kids, but i definitely think he'd be the type randomly drop on wednesday that he's engaged.

george -> i think this man could pull it off if he wanted to. i think he'd go ghost on social media in terms of what he does in his personal time. like itll be all race content until one day he just drops a photo of him & his wife welcoming their new baby. i can see it. but i think it all depends on him.

yuki -> idk i think in a relationship he'd be very reserved about it. i think that he'd hate the attention he would end up receiving about dating, so much so he'd prefer if no one knew right away. i think that we'd always know he's with someone bc of like soft launch-esque photos of hands/back of their head. but yeah we'd never truly know who until much much later.

guanyu -> guanyu truly gives me vibes of wanting to protect his family and try to keep them separate from his work. and not even in a malicious way, but in a sense where he doesn't want the people he loves most to be put under undeserving scrutiny. he'd find ways to bring them to races & events but truly, the public would never know.

max -> if were being completely honest here, we know so much about max's love life because of who he's involved with. but if he had it his way, i think we he would pull it off. like i think he would randomly drop the "my wife & kids" line out of no where and it would take the world by storm. and max would say it so nonchalantly too.

mick -> i think that he could pull it off. even in his last relationship, i dont recall ever seeing him post about/with her so... he is definitely a very very private guy. and he has a very tight group of friends at that, so i doubt any information would ever get out to the public unless mick makes a move first.

seb -> he's a very private guy, who didn't even have instagram until last year... and it was to announce his RETIREMENT. and though we know about hannah, we don't know much about his kids. i think i remember kym telling a story about how sebastian asked him & other photographers not to photograph his kids when they came on the paddock so.... seb will go through hoops and the extra mile to be sure a secret is kept.

[tuliptyper]

Unique Features; AOT Men

quick lil hcs for what unique (and attractive) features i think the aot men have while i avoid my family lmao

let me know if you guys want different characters (including any of the girls)! thnx for reading and please leave a comment/reblog!

implied modern au setting

includes; Connie, Eren, Jean, Armin, Marco + Reiner

✾ Connie:

- acne scars on mostly his cheeks leading down to his jaw line <3

- probably gap teeth! <3

- grey hair (canon), i like to think that its a genetic thing and almost everyone/every guy in his family greys super young

- related to the grey hair thing, light eyebrows!

✾ Eren:

- big ass forehead <33

- long lashes + big, upturned eyes; his lashes are less pronounced because of his lighter hair color

✾ Armin:

- natural pout/heart-shaped lips <33 hes super hydrated to so you know theyre not chapped!

- bushier brows; not as thick as Erwins but he does have to maintain them and its very cute to watch because he gets super in the zone hehe

- thin hair; ik people typically hate having thin hair because it tends to be fragile, i like petting/stroking thinner hair because its so soft and easy to tossle about lmaoo (i have really fucking thick hair, my scalp gets so hot, not to mention i need to get it THINNED like every 2-3 months bc it gets so heavy)

✾ Reiner:

- higher body fat% / tummy chub! while he is muscular, he has a lovely layer of fat that adds to his frame and its just *chefs kiss*. men ESP with a little tummy pudge are so FIINNEEE

- stretch marks; more concentrated at the back of his knees, hips, shoulders and lower back. they're lighter than his skin tone and look like lighting bolts fr, they are so cool and gorgeous too

- shnoz bump (canon); i loooveeee bumpy, big, hooked, droopy, pointed, generally shapely noses! they're not only a display of cool heritage but also hot as fuck. i said my piece. (also imagine him telling you his embarrassing stories of getting into fights/knocking into walls that caused the bump while he bashfully rubs it WAAAA)

- boney, thinner fingers; 100% projection because i have boney (not skinny) fingers and i dont like how weirdly masculine my hands are. he probably has to get all his rings extended and gets shy when you play with them absentmindedly

✾ Marco:

- beauty spots/marks/moles; hes a moley boyy! has 13 and counting, probably. definitely searched up the meaning of each placement and felt so enlightened LMAO

- dennie-morgan folds/eczema wrinkles; hes got cute little wrinkles on his eyes that basically destroyed his aegyo sal (idk what it would be called in english other than under eye bags? puffy under eyes??) and made his eyelids more wrinkly

- yellow tinted/unbuffed nails, since he wears nail polish without a base coat and they get stained. but also theyre very strong since they haven't been buffed/thinned out!

✾ Jean:

- wavy/type 2 hair that only ever showed when he started growing out his mullet. very french, very cute, 11/10

- amber eyes. his stare is intense but not intimidating <3 hes the only neurotypical man i would give eye contact to 💅

[mickmundy]

finished my profiles for medic and sniper for my bushmedicine fic series, thou giveth fever! ^u^ this covers some vague backstory and general info about them, and fun lil moodboards! html credit

very long text version under the cut!

Michael "Mick" Mundy

pronouns: he/him

dob: January 19th

country of origin: Australia

mercenary alias: Sniper

current employer: TF Industries (RED)

primary inventory

Sniper rifle (stock), SMG, kukri (razorback and cozy camper used intermittently). Carries a thermos for coffee and small snacks (jerky, granola bar, etc). Keeps herbs for improvised healing. Wears shooting glasses with prescriptions in them; nearsighted.

fighting style

Ideally prefers long distance [sniper rifle], also adept at close-range combat [kukri]. Would rather fight alone, moving from vantage point to vantage point. Assists team by calling out incoming BLUs from respawn and taking out flanking enemies.

hobbies

taxidermy, grilling, canning/preserving, botany, playing saxophone, bar games (billiards, darts, shuffleboard), hunting, bonding with his owl, horseback riding, reading (poetry, non-fiction, romance), sharpshooting, journaling, leatherworking

Prefers being on his own and doesn't like to rely on others, but will gladly lend a helping hand if you ask him. He is constantly honing his skills and places a lot of personal value on how useful he is to those around him. Sniper is sexually repressed and emotionally immature, absolutely awful at processing and understanding his own feelings.

height: 6'3" (190.5 cm)

build: "dad" body

hair: brown (mullet)

eyes: light brown

background; The following is a mix of my own personal headcanons, canon events, and my interpretation of them. This feeds into my fic series, Thou Giveth Fever.

life before Teufort (pre-game or comic events)

Sniper grew up with his parents in the Australian bush and has spent his life honing his skills as a hunter of man and beast alike. Had a strained relationship with his parents for most of his life after leaving home to work as an assassin (later mercenary). Grew up as a social outcast and prefers working alone to this day. Devotes himself completely to his work and cared little for establishing relationships (romantic or platonic) while on his travels, keeping to himself and living in a custom-converted camper van that his father had given him before he left home.

Took up big-game hunting and taxidermy as side hustles between bigger jobs and has a lot of respect for life and death. Educated himself on being a survivalist (building upon what his father had taught him growing up in an unforgiving rural area) and amassing a large knowledge of herbal remedies and tactics that helped him become the efficient hunter he is today.

employment with RED team (events of Team Fortress 2)

Works with his team by pinning and picking off BLU mercenaries at choke points and calling out enemy positions to his teammates. Moves from tower to tower as matches progress and dislikes being on the ground, but will go where he needs to in order to get the job done. Doesn't mind getting his hands dirty for the sake of the job and will do so without complaints.

Originally reluctant to join a mercenary team, Sniper eventually grew to enjoy the company of all of his coworkers, specifically Engineer, Demoman, and Spy, along with Scout. They drink together in their off time, often having to drag Sniper out of his van to do so, but he's thankful that they do. When he's not in the mood for being social (most of the time), he can be found in his camper van, or outside bonding with his Western Screech-Owl, Ser Hootsalot.

after the team's disbanding (during - post-comics)

Sniper discovers that he's been adopted and is swiftly betrayed by his biological parents. He is fatally shot by Classic Team's Sniper and was brought back to their base, where he bled out and died. He [dreamed, hallucinated] that he finally gets his parents' blessing, expressing his want to stay with them in heaven. They tell him that he's still got a lot of people that need taking care of, and Sniper wakes up on Medic's operating table, having been brought back to life by the doctor.

After the team gets back together, Sniper is still left to deal with his family home after the death of his parents (having been interrupted by Miss Pauling recruiting his help in locating Australium) and, while unbothered by the revival itself, struggles with what to do with himself when he had been ready to die and then was... denied that. By a teammate who he seldom ever spoke to, who was working with the enemy at the time, no less!

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Dr. Ludwig

pronouns: he/him

dob: June 23rd

country of origin: Germany

mercenary alias: Medic

current employer: TF Industries (RED)

primary inventory

Medigun, syringe gun, ubersaw. Has no other medical supplies on hand other than his medigun and prefers to travel light. Carries a notepad and pen, and a water bottle to stay hydrated. Always wears his glasses.

fighting style

Best in close-knit groups or with powerhouse classes. Is deceptively athletic and can keep up with any teammate with ease. Sadistic and loves getting his hands dirty! Very capable and physically strong.

hobbies

baking, watching movies, learning new things, botany, reading (non-fiction), tending to his doves, practicing medicine, playing violin or accordion, sewing, listening to classical music, equestrian dressage

Enjoys working as a team and doesn't mind giving assistance when needed. Is a complete and total wildcard; likes being underestimated and knowing his own strength. Medic knows (and values) his own worth and has no problem letting others know that they need him, not the other way around. Very emotionally in-touch with himself.

height: 6'2" (187 cm)

build: burly

hair: black, gray

eyes: blue

background; The following is a mix of my own personal headcanons, canon events, and my interpretation of them. This feeds into my fic series, Thou Giveth Fever.

life before Teufort (pre-game or comic events)

Medic was an only child born to a well-off family in Germany. Not much is known about his past, and he likes it that way! He was a rebellious, unruly child who was impossible to contain, being passionate about things that personally interested him, and very little else. He cared for his parents, but never found himself missing them when he'd left home, or when they passed. Charismatic even in his youth, he had no trouble getting what he wanted, though seldom ever found himself caring about the emotional aspect of relationships, romantic or platonic. He wanted to do what he wanted, when he wanted, and had no desire to get swept up in people!

Devoting himself to his own strange, morally dubious scientific endeavors, Medic found himself signing on to work for Teufort Industries so that he could further develop what he called Uber science on the company's dime, while being given willing-and-eager test subjects for his every medical whim.

employment with RED team (events of Team Fortress 2)

Naturally, Medic spends most of his time conducting research on the science of his uber technology. He isn't a doctor because he has a medical license or for some higher-calling to help the sick and needy... he's in it for himself and his own gain, first and foremost! That doesn't mean he's heartless; Medic can be kind and sensitive, and even with his lack of social graces (despite what he'll tell you!), his teammates still regard him as a good coworker, even if they don't know much about him. You'll never know which side of Medic you'll get, and if you want consistent healing, it's best to be good to him; he can hold one hell of a grudge!

There's nobody's company that he cherishes more than his best friend Archimedes, a dove that he stole and would be the first member of his small dule. The good doctor is never focusing on only one thing at a time, and is quite the workaholic; nothing brings him more pleasure than medicine! In his (very little) spare time, he enjoys having tea and conversation with his best friend Heavy, and baking pastries and breads! Likes keeping his hands busy and his mind sharp!

after the team's disbanding (during - post-comics)

When RED team disbanded, Medic was unfazed and quickly sought out another means of funding his experiments. Such was life as a scientist! As it turned out, Classic Team was in need of a Medic and hired him on full-time, all expenses paid. If he healed them, they were content to leave him to his devices in his free time... whatever he got into, they were happy to be none the wiser. It was thanks to this carelessness that he was able to find Sniper's body after he'd been killed by Classic Sniper, quickly beginning to revive him.

1.3 billion dollars and twelve hours later, Sniper was alive and well again! Truly a medical miracle! Medic dubs him as his greatest achievement and distracts an interrupting Classic Heavy so that Sniper can escape and meet up with the rest of the team. When the mercenaries all returned to Teufort, things resumed as normal, though Medic found himself wondering if his greatest achievement was having any troubles readjusting to life after, well, death. He wanted to pry (he's very nosy, after all!), but decided to leave it be; if Sniper wanted to discuss something with him, he supposed he knew where to find him.

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any tcm character(s) +✂️ for a hair-themed headcanon

are there any hairstyles you think the characters would suit? who is the most high maitenance when it comes to hair? or if you wanna go nasty... any thots on body hair?? (you don't have to answer these specifically im just throwing ideas around lol)

send me a thematic headcanon

oooo I love this one!! sorry it’s so long but I love this like this, my lil brain gets so excited

JOHNNY has definitely tried a short back and sides, and also would have absolutely tried (and kinda rocked) a mullet — but he’d just go back to his usual hair style because hes used to that the most and he knows how to style it without much effort. I definitely think he’d suit the mullet / rocker style though

HITCHHIKER doesn’t really do much with his hair but he’s the type that’d kinda end up suiting a top knot in a crackhead type of way, yk? he occasionally ties up his hair anyway because of it being so warm and when he’s working on making traps n his hair gets in his way and he kinda looks good, so I definitely think after awhile he’d suit it, but his hair is too much his style to change up that much

SONNY definitely would suit growing his hair out and having more of an afro, which he’s definitely done, and honestly I think he’s the character that suits the most hair styles and changing things up for sure

JULIE would suit having like a long bob type haircut, especially with her cute bangs and maybe some layers thrown in, but she’d probably end up hating it because she can’t braid it anymore or get it out her face properly so she’d probably just stick with her long hair

family side of the most high maintenance is definitely JOHNNY, he prides himself on his appearance and because of him going out to pick people up, he alwaaays makes sure he looks good. when it comes to victims, I think JULIE would be the most high maintenance, simply because of where she grew up and because she also prides herself on how good she looks, she definitely always needs to make sure her hair looks good, it’s one of her most important things I think!

oooh, okay i love talking about body hair (I know that’s sooo weird ;-;) okay so when it comes to everyone I’m just gonna bullet point them, is that too much detail? 😭

COOK : he doesn’t do ANYTHING, he’s old and tired, he doesn’t gaf anymore, and even in his youth he wouldn’t have done anything

BUBBA : okay we all know bubba, leave him alone

HITCHHIKER : I honestly don’t think hitchhiker has that much hair, he doesn’t have a load of leg hair, but he has a lot of armpit hair that stinks because my man doesn’t wash his arms properly 😭 also definitely has thick pubes but not too bushy, yk?

SISSY : she actually grooms herself pretty well surprisingly, she just doesn’t always keep on top of it, she shaves her legs and under her arms if she’s wearing something that shows her arms!! when it comes to pubes she trims and keeps it looking neat but she has pride in her bush

JOHNNY : mans kinda hairy, a little chest hair, decent bit of leg hair, but he does shave and manscape! shaves his armpits pretty often, and he doesn’t shave down there but he trims it a lot to keep it nice and neat

NANCY : she’s also old and tired, doesn’t really care to shave the hair she has left, which isn’t much, and she never really shaved much other than the lower half of her legs and occasionally her armpits

CONNIE : she’s hit and miss with it, she doesn’t mind doing it occasionally but she doesn’t go out of her way to do anything. she’ll shave her legs the most often, because she’s always wearing shorts, but her armpits and pubes are a different story. also I headcanon connie with hairy arms that she doesn’t shave because she doesn’t mind having the slightly darker hair on her forearms n she kinda likes it!

LELAND : shaves his chest, with whatever hair he manages to grow, but then he doesn’t really touch the rest of his hair — unless it gets so wild it annoys him, then he’ll trim it up but that’s it honestly

ANA : she didnt really care about it all that much but she shaves because of cheerleading, trims the bits that can’t be seen but when it comes to pubes, she kinda likes having the full bush

SONNY : let’s his hair grow, occasionally trims his pubes but not often, he likes his natural hair and thinks he looks good with it (he does). he doesn’t have loads of leg hair, but still enough, and he has a little bit of chest hair — definitely has a great happy trail too

JULIE : trims and shaves and plucks everything super often, likes how it feels afterwards and just likes how she looks like that

DANNY : trims his armpits and pubes occasionally but leaves everything else, he’s not really that bothered but he likes to keep himself “cleaned up”

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Hello, I would like to ask who your OCs are? I'm new here, and for one, I don't know anything about your OCs. I would like to learn about them

No worries at all 💕 I'm always happy to answer OC questions!

I've got 4 main ongoing stories you can find on My Masterpost which also provides a short description of each story!

I'll include some quick/silly character descriptions down below !

Definitely recommend the masterpost for some better information. The post also shows the tags I use for each of the stories so you can easily search up asks/art pertaining to them (my art tag is entodraws). I tag oc posts with the character name followed by "oc" with no spaces (ie AedesOC) which should help searching, although I know the tagging system doesn't always work .

ANYWAYS

Aedes - Tiny vampire man who need's a hug but instead got frisky in the most traumatic way he could manage.

June- Big pretty lady who clearly doesn't abide by the 5 second rule and puts things in her mouth that maybe should have been left on the floor.

Sal- Dirty stinky lil wild mullet man who is the embodiment of cringey pet dad to a least one spider

Mark- Combination germaphobe arachnophobe tech worker who moved to the middle of nowhere to give his mental health a break, who now has to deal with a dirty lil bug loving man testing the limits of his strained mental health.

Betty- A perfect little spider princess. Very sweet. Knows a few tricks.

Bram- Mysterious Bug man monster thing who really sucks at charades

Dawn- Redneck woman thrown head first into a sci-fi nightmare just trying to get her chores done

Honey- A not so obedient hunting dog who causes 90% of the plot progression through being a little shit.

Tamius- Snarky lil genius savant who continually managed to get himself in situations

Rose- Dumb jock who throws people in her spare time. Has the fashion sense of Adam Sandler.

If you have any specific questions ask away!! I can't promise that I will answer right away (especially if its something I want to draw a response to) but I never delete asks !

[hag-lad]

RANKED: MY TOP TEN FAVORITE NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR LOOKS

Us Jr NTR fans are blessed to have quite the chameleon oosaravelli as our fave, because there are so many glorious looks to keep us entertained over his illustrious 30-film career. It was SO GODDAM HARD to choose just ten, but here they are! Gun to my head! His ten finest looks!

10. Krishna's pink shirt in Brindavanam

I remember when these "fcuk" shirts were all the rage, but nobody ever wore it quite like Krishna! He looks sooooo good in pink! What a little hottie. With the earrings too?!!?! Goddam it. Just. Goddam this man.

9. Kusa's mullet for Doschestha

Styling wise, I feel nothing towards this, except maybe a spark of delight to see Tarak in pink yet again. But look, Kusa does not know how to dress, and I love that for him. This look is all about THE HAIR!!!! We never see Tarak with hair this long, but it's so fucking GOOD!!!!!! The little ponytail!!!!!!!! How could one not fall in love?!

8. Simhadri's fishnet vest for Chinnadamme Cheekulu

Oh go OFF, King!!!!!!!! Look at the sheer, unfiltered ATTITUDE he's serving! Absolutely no one on Earth looks good in light-dark wash jeans (the true blight of the 2000's) but this son of a bitch pulls it off!!!! How does he do it?!

7. Munna's saffron headband in Andhrawala

Okay, so conceptually, this is the same thing as Simhadri (headband, open shirt, slutty vest, jeans) but I prefer these colors! I also prefer Munna's facial hair; it's a little more grown out, and I love Tarak most when he is FURRY. And FAT! I think Munna's got a couple pounds on Simhadri? Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't care. I love them both so much.

6. Jai's Swing Zara ensemble in Jai Lava Kusa

God, Jai is such a fucking peacock, isn't he? A total queen, the last of the old school gays. I have so much respect for his drip. Jai would never, ever, in a million years, let mortal eyes witness him looking anything less than spectacular. His beard is groomed, his hair is moussed, every stitch of clothing on his body is tailored and professionally pressed, and you know what? I think that goes for his underwear too. Or idk, maybe he's freeballin' it. He can do whatever he wants, quite frankly.

5. Tarak's Academy Awards ensemble

Who on earth would dare deny how positively GORGEOUS Tarak looked on this night!? Head to toe, so exquisite, so dashing. The bejeweled tiger! The rich black velvet! The eye makeup! The natural hair! Everything to love.

4. Tony's baby face in Oosaravelli

I want to just grab his widdol cheeks and squish them!!! He looks like an angel! A cherub!!!! This is so obviously the cutest Tarak has ever looked, but he's still so fucking sexy and alluring??!?! HOW DOES HE DO IT???!!?!! I also love that liiiiiitle bit of edge he's giving with the earrings and the neck tattoo... even if it is just his own name, lmfao.

3. Ramakrishna's tank top in Rakhee

Look at this fucking BEAR!!!!!!!! I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, kids. Ramakrishna is fluffy and hot and sweaty and I bet he smells salty and I want to HUFF him so fucking bad. The lil beads of sweat take me out, god I love how raw and sexy and manly he is. Absolute HUNK, I fucking cannot say it any other way. This is a gay pornstar. I beat my meat.

2. Young Yama in Yamadonga

Oh COME ONNNN!!!! THIS is how His Majesty Nandamuri Taraka Rama Rao Jr. was meant to walk the earth: Clad in gold, dripping with jewels, eyeliner on fleek (or, as my mother would say, "on flique") just taking up ALL THE SPACE and commanding ALL THE ATTENTION. He wears regality so very well, so naturally, I become a bootlicking monarchist just looking at him!!! Drag me to hell, Young Yama!!!

1. Komuram Bheem's langoti in RRR.

Hey, you knew Bheema had to be number one!!!! I've never seen a human being look hotter than this, this is just PEAK. The body hair!!!! The nosering!!!!! The muscles!!!!!! He is fucking CUT, Tarak had to work so goddam hard for so long to look like this, I genuinely hope he never does anything like this again, but MY GOD the art is worth it. Shoutout to Rajamouli for not whitewashing him so we could behold the beauty and majesty of his real skin color!!!!! With his natural hair too!!?!?!? SEXIEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED, case closed, no argument, go home, we're done. Bheem is hot. Ram's a lucky man.