#my logic is flawless

[gydima]

Since OFMD let us down, sometimes I imagine this is Izzy instead of Cliff.

Just think how much conflict could have been avoided if Izzy had just been getting laid on the reg during season 1. 😔

[majimasleftasscheek]

I love your personification of the LAD tattoos so much! Ever since I saw your designs, I've been playing through the games (I started with LAD/Y7, stopped halfway, played in chronological order, now playing Y6 despite pre-ordering LADIW) and imagining what each yakuza guy's tattoo would be as some sort of guardian spirit to the bearer, and how it'd interact with others in their little yokai realm thing! I'm biased for your Hannya-woman and whatever Katsuya's crane🤓

thank you! I love my lil spirit binglies so much ohoughgough. I like to imagine them all hanging out and arguing who's host got the biggest boobs among other important matters 😌🙏

pls have this lil Katsuya crane uwu

[songforaname]

>rumors of Linkin Park reuniting with a female singer show up this year

>Kizuna Ai's YouTube channel starts doing things again a couple months ago

>Linkin Park has a mysterious announcement tomorrow

Conclusion: Kizuna Ai is joining Linkin Park

[inkedmyths]

The hot take of the day is Falcom should make a Magical Girl Alisa R anime

[prurientpuddlejumper]

When Abi comments that no one knocked Kaitlyn out of first place all summer on the Shooting Stars board, that was DIRECTLY suggesting that had Laura been there, she and Kaitlyn would have had a fierce rivalry leading to a bisexual romance arc.

[brick-a-doodle-do]

Ohhh

Can I just steal your dreams I wanna dream :(

i'll split it 50/50

[princess-viola]

im turning 27 this year, which means i'm nearly 30 and 30 is the new 40 and 40 is pretty close to 50 and you might as well round that up to 60 years old which means i should be allowed to retire and get social security now

[biofreak659]

I love when nothing's going on at work because then I'm getting paid to sit and write skyrim fanfic

[lavenderbexlatte]

Not Chris collecting people like- well I was gonna say pokemon but-

is that not his nature? the very nature of stray kids' brand?

[willgrahamscock]

trying to understand your posts feels like I'm being gaslit by hannibal lecter. this is to say I love you and I hope you have a good day

Personally I think I say things in an outlandish way but I never lie or mislead anyone with what is happening. For example, did Hannibal try his best to get Will pregnant? Yes, and because his eyefucking didn’t work that’s why he baby trapped him with a teenager instead.

[lemonhemlock]

Young Rhaenyra to Alicent: “Should you be traveling in such conditions?”

And yet, older Alicent to Rhaenyra: “[The Queen has requested that the child be brought to her, immediately.] Rhaenyra! You should be resting after your labors.”

I honestly WISH Rhaenyra was as horrible as y’all make her out to be. Alicent was the sole reason for the pain and destruction of her.

“There are times when I have been unkind but never untrue.” ✨✨✨✨✨🧐

Wouldn’t be surprised if most who are team green are team Israel too.

how the hell do you get from your first point to the second, especially when rhaenyra stans can often be found espousing blood supremacy talking points. look to your own garden first.

also, if this your clumsy way of asking whether i'm "team" israel, i'm not 🙄 and to bring up actual real-life genocide as a means to get brownie points in fandom wars is beyond the pale

[humming-fly]

continues to share my rapturous enjoyment of cursed twins and terrible local fauna via sketches of various quality

bonus aftermath:

[hoffmansbignaturals]

Who does each character in 'Saw' main in Mario Kart?

shitty image quality TW

first off the GOAT, John. John uses Wiggler. John knows that appearing helpless and silly is the key to winning. John regularly wins the Saw inc Mario Kart tournament due to memorizing every single shortcut beforehand.

Amanda. Amanda mains Pauline. She loves to see a girlboss winning. She used to play as Isabelle when AC New Horizons came out but denies this. Amanda is ok at Mario Kart. John makes sure everyone lets her win sometimes.

Hoffman mains Ludwig. Theres nothing deep to this, just look at the resemblance. Uncanny. He and Ludwig share a misguided thirst for power. Hoffman couldn't win a game of Mario Kart if his sister's life depended on it.

[thatonewierdo]

SCENE FROM CHAPTER 6 OF A TALE OF SPIRITS by @unorthodoxx-page​.

Check out the fic cause I promise it’s worth your time, my first impressions of it were like “wtf how is this so good?!”

took some time given I’m preparing for college at the moment and way underestimated how my almost 2 year art break affected my digital skills but now that I’m back I’m just PUMPED to get back into it. Might do some other scenes in the future who knows (send recs and I might just be tempted to do other scenes and fics).

Beware they may be simpler than this tho cause wtf even is coloring and backgrounds? Give me my pure sketchy goodness

(segue into my messy sketch. idk man I just like seeing artists being messy and not giving a fuck about ‘clean’ art)

[detentiontrack]

One time when I was 14 I was failing my freshman math class, but I had a 504 in place that said I was allowed to leave to go to the bathroom at any time during classes (something teachers legally have to follow) so I wore a skirt to a big math test (I believe it was a midterm?) and when the test started I secretly wrote down the test questions on my left upper thigh. Then I asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom and since he legally had to follow my 504, he let me go to the bathroom. In the bathroom I googled all the questions written down on my thigh AND the steps to get those answers (so I could show my work) and I wrote those down on my right upper thigh and went back to class. In class, I slightly lifted up my skirt, wrote down the test answers and the work, and then put my skirt back down. The teacher was suspicious obviously, but what was he going to do? Ask a 14 year old girl to lift up her skirt in the middle of class? Or worse, ask a 14 year old girl to lift up her skirt after class alone in the classroom with only the middle aged male teacher around? All of the security guards that supported the teachers were also men. I had him cornered and powerless and he KNEW it. I got an A on the test. He never called me out. I passed the class.

[borbology]

his ass is NOT wielding a mace (autism rant)

He is wielding a decapitated morningstar on a chain. Do you understand? It has no accuracy. It is cumbersome. The amount of time in-between attacks would be immense. I don't know how much clearer I can make this. THIS IS NOT A MACE

THESE are maces!

A mace has flanges or bumps to inflict blunt force damage through armor. It's existed since the paleolithic era and is humanity's favorite bludgeoning weapon.

A MORNINGSTAR is similar to a mace but has spikes on it meant to direct the force onto points, increasing damage. It was invented in the 14th century and was used by knights.

THIS RIGHT HERE LADS

THIS is a flail; a pussywhipped version of the morningstar. The military flail came about in the 10th century and actually had no spikes. It was called a kisten. But evidence and knowledge of flails depicted as it is here is minimal. Either way, flinging the end of what is supposed to be a blunt force weapon on a chain is an impractical peasent tactic that sacrifices accuracy without any real benefits aside from looking more intimidating. It is the nunchucks of medieval weapons.