#my melon hurts

[garbagevarmint]

got concussed at work and am taking a few days off but looking at screens hurts. Doing it anyways with sunglasses on because I'm out of podcasts to listen to with my eye closed

[brings-color-to-my-eyes]

My part-time is quickly turning into my full time again, so my brain is going from sprout to overripe fruit.

[melonimili]

they are ready for the halloween party 🎃

[zazatur]

im soo normal abt him. i wontt leave him severely dehydrated i promise.

[killeray]

You were saying?

[briarpatch-kids]

I still have a melon left

[otomelavenderhaze]

All my thoughts on the honeymoon episode (17) of mclll with Rayan.

Get 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 fictional 👏 man 👏 who 👏 would 👏 face 👏 a 👏 tiger 👏 for 👏 you 👏 then 👏 ruin 👏 his 👏 plans 👏 and 👏 save 👏 his 👏 ass 👏 instead 👏

That's it. That's the review. Y'all welcome. I know I know very insightful, you don't need to thank me for it.

But no, while the episode was fun, chaotic, full of replayability, some cute and hot moments, I have good and bad things to talk about it and I have a lot of thoughts about certain scenes that I cannot simply move on with my life without talking about them at least once.

So let's do this, maybe my last review ever about any mcl related episode.

I will always welcome an episode that makes me remember why I fell in love for the set up, for the story and for the character (Li) in the first place and that honeymoon episode was that. It was the most fun I ever had since, buff, I don't know, I think University Life? Because I wouldn't have called Love Life a funny haha ride all the way through and I cannot remember the last time was giddy with the game like I was today.

The episode was short, very much what I was expecting... and very much gave me a misplaced vibe, it didn't feel like the last episode the big farewell that the wedding episode felt like. It actually felt like a spin-off half cooked, it very much felt like just a travel, not really a honeymoon (not that I had much of those in real life but well) and it felt goofy which y'know, mcl is known for.

And I am talking about the cave conversation.

I would say that the episode would be fun for replayability if you have NO ISSUE in spending around 4.000 aps for it, if not then you go ahead and have a good ride like I did, but I will not pretend it's very rewarding or even mandatory. It's not.

You gonna take some giggles and get ONE moment in the episode that's really worth it.

For Rayan depending in which alternative you picked you could've: learnt more about Chloé's and Rayan's relationship and how he feels about her death now that he married Candy, about Rayan's father that he never EVER talked about before or a very cute moment when he talks about how he felt when he first met Candy and how he struggled with his feelings.

I am a sucker for any piece of new information I get about him, so I had a blast with it.

It was a JOY finding out that every alternative would give me a new whole dialogue to explore and read, it felt like a bonus and it was the best thing about the episode, besides the tiger moment.

Which was wild, see Rayan telling Candy in a firm voice that "she never heard before him using" to not move and help with all yelling at the tiger to scare it off was WILD, my nerd bookworm man went alpha mode on that tiger and it was HOT. Hot damn. It was hotter than any sex scene. Yes, Daddy, protect us, you go off king, you can punch a tiger for sure, BIG DICK ENERGY IF EVER SAW ONE.

But I will tell you, make Candy actually take away the tiger's attention towards Rayan and try to attract it alone was hella cool too, Candy was BRAVE, even though when he got mad at her after she cried of stress and fear and then he comforts her and calls her his hero, IT WAS A SUCH NICE MOMENT. One of the beauties of having a lot of aps, free time and grief towards a route that is gonna be replaced in the next months.

So good.

Let's talk about what I didn't like then.

I don't like how the ilus can only be obtain if you get all the right answers but the game gives you too little of information about which answers are right and which are wrongs, it was very punishing, I don't get it.

I don't like how the ilus was locked away behind a sex scene at the end of the episode, there was no special moment of their first night as a married couple, it was no different from any other generic sex scene - I will admit, it's a pretty ilus, but at this point, feels like the same of all the ones I already got, there was no sexy lighting, no extra gloss over it no care for what it would be THE LAST ILUS OF THE GAME.

Felt lazy, there I said it. The episode being so out of place from the whole trio of Proposal Episode, Getting married Episode and then the Honeymoon Episode is ODD and off putting, it feels wrong, it feels like they didn't plan that shit properly and if that's the case it doesn't surprise me cuz I have been getting this for MONTHS now.

THEY GAVE UP. The new game is more important now. Screw us I guess.

And screw them too honestly. I hope the new game gets a better treatment from the bottom of my heart, but I doubt it strongly after so many years and GAMES of this and of this lazy shit they do, so probably it won't be any better...... I wouldn't know, cuz I am not gonna play it.

Nice episode, despite it faults and everything else, I liked it.

[ascendandt]

people do not seem tp understand that boobs of a certain size physically must sag when there isnt a support garment. its killing me

[westscain]

daniel cain has a mild allergy to fruit but continues to eat it regardless and then sits in agony for up to 2 hours afterwards thanks for listening tumblr

[garoujo]

i’m so high rn n i swear i’ve been making dis naked potato 4 like 100 minutes

[highlifeboat]

Y'all need to leave the melon alone TT

And Max too!

Fr they're just out here, trying to live their lives and love their girlfriends and whatever.

And they're being accused of liking vore (/hj)

[melonpond]

Laying down isn't enough for my back. I need to be slapped onto a counter like a piece of dough

[karmanticmoved]

replaces the yearning for romantic Feelings within me with this bowl of watermelon . slay or something

[bewby]

today i'm gonna continue nge and also do therapy homework... perhaps dye my hair a new color too

[spacecores]

i've been in a horrific flare up of everything since yesterday and truly, i would like to expire but all i can do is sleep or basically nothing

send help or an assassin or something good god

[otomelavenderhaze]

WAIT, I REALISED SOMETHING, how nobody had the decency to point this out to me????

THAT POSE OF THE HONEYMOON ILUS IS VERY MUCH LIKE HOW IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF RAYAN AND CANDY HAD SEX OVER HIS TABLE IN ONE OF ANTERO'S CLASSROOMS, LMAO. Was it intentional??????

If yes, HOW DARE YOU!!!

HOW DARE YOUUUUUU LMAO