#my sex life

[coxzuckermachine]

I have a date for the sex club tomorrow!! Boutta get dicked down

[do-i-make-you-randy-yeah]

Went to go hang out with my ex-husband. Really thought we were just gonna hang out, but we ended up fucking again. And holy fuck, it was so much better than it was last time! More passion, more kisses, more cuddles. I need to get him stoned more often. He really is such a sweetheart. God, I love him. 🥰

[usedtobecrazynowjustkinky]

The christmas lights never look as good as when your husband has you sitting against the window sill and empties into you for the cars driving by outside to see.

[roosterbruiser]

okay but why is his determination to make you cum every time now so Jake coded LOL

(Love this for you so much bestie you deserve it)

!!!!!!

isn't it literally SOOOO Jake coded!? that was my literal first thought when he told me.....

and THANK YOU!! I have been THROUGH IT the past year and I agree that I deserve this!! kisses to you!!

[reiseven]

[cistematicchaos]

I LOVE lesbians but let’s be real, cis lesbians can and are awful to trans lesbians of all kinds without a second thought and it sucks. It's frequent too, like...This is my community but the way I get treated in it, especially being mixed-race and disabled, is bullshit. Its exhausting.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[coxzuckermachine]

I turned down a hot stranger for sex, because I was busy, but I keep thinking about him. He was so hot.

I feel silly, because my emotional reaction to this is essentially "omg i made eye contact with the hot guy he was into me!!!". Like a 14 year old kid. But also, when we made eye contact, he was balls deep in someone. And he invited me to join in. So it's like. The reality is way more absurd and sexual. But my emotional state is like. Waow... hot guy... looked at me

[do-i-make-you-randy-yeah]

So I am still in the process of de-coupling and since we live together and mostly get along (and have honestly magical sexual compatibility), we do be fucking on the regular. (Honestly more regularly than we ever did when we were together, thought that is neither here nor there.)

Almost every night my kiddo isn't around... "Do you want to fool around?" As if I'm going to say no to that. His dick game is what kept me in the relationship about two years longer than I would have stayed otherwise.

"I love fingering you"; "I love the taste of your pussy"; "I love being inside of you"; "You're so fucking sexy"; "Your pussy is so tight, my lord"; "God, your pussy is magnificent!"

This man was dead silent during sex for 5 and a half years and now he's all, "Stick it in my face" and moaning and dirty talking.

Last night he was like, "I know you mentioned using toys together once and if you want me to use one of your vibrators on you, just ask."

So I was like "ok I will"

And about an hour later he brought it up again, so I was like, "I will go grab one if you want."

Girl... I have only ever once until yesterday squirted with another human being and she had been my best friend for years before we had started hooking up. And when it happened last night, he just kept going at it. Again and again. Fuck, dude.

But after 3 hours or so I was like, "ok, Sting, let's wrap this up." I gotta sleep haha.

[usedtobecrazynowjustkinky]

Men always talk about doggystyle and how wonderful the view is but I'll be honest, I think women have it pretty good in that position, too. Looking over my shoulder and seeing my husband enjoying himself is part of the sexiness of Doggystyle. That and getting spanked like that of course.

[pompomplayz]

[milkygothgf]

I want to be corrupted into a total sex obsessed freak sooooo bad. I want to be forced to get horny from literally everything. Stick household objects in me. Make me hump shoes and bags and clothes. Make me finger myself anytime I talk on the phone. Make me rub my pussy juices on all of my things. Make me watch porn at work. Make me always keep an earbud in so I can listen to girls getting fucked streamed 24/7. Keep a dildo in me anytime I use my computer. Make me sexualize every nonsexual thing in my life. I want to be completely perverted.

[hoshi9zoe]

way too depressive and tmi vent

idk where to even start with this. i'm incredibly fucking depressed right now. I'm 1.5 months into hrt which probably affects something... I feel like my life is complete garbage. I'm wasting away in my room without any prospect of me being happy. Especially concerning romance or sex life. My last "relationship" if you even wanna call it that was 8 years ago. A long distance relationship. My first ever "relationship". Long story short he still owes me money and we barely even talked while rooming at a con I spent a lot of money on to attend. My sex life is similarly non existent. Last time was about 5 years ago I think. I couldn't satisfy her and neither was I. But I didn't expect to be. There are so many sex and body positivity posts here on tumblr that just ring hollow to me. Sure you say sex should be fun and that it's not the goal to get the other one to cum. but if you're never satisfied you're inevitably gonna look for someone else who can satisfy you. And I can't ever imagine I'd be able to satisfy any partner i'd hypothetically would have. Not that anyone would ever be interested in me sexually in the first place. I mean, I've sent nudes, who hasn't, but I can't imagine their reaction to be anything but "oh that's what he looks like. ew, no thanks". I've been wondering if I could be on the aroace spectrum since I can't imagine myself rn having sex. But that's more because I don't feel I could satisfy a partner and wouldn't want to waste their time rather than me not wanting to. And it is so bad now that I feel like that when i'm watching/reading porn/hentai/whatever. And the same basically goes for relationships. I can't imagine anyone being actually interested in me or me being able to satisfy someone. And even if someone were ever interested then I'm really sorry but you can find so many better people. But on the other hand I crave affection. Every time I hear about a friend being happy with her girlfriend or anyone being happy with their partner I feel such a deep clawing envy. I don't want them to loose what they have, I just wish I had something like that too. It gets especially bad when there's a lesbian couple in a fanfiction or manga or anime. I wish I could have something like they have. But I know that that's never gonna happen. And every happy couple is now tainted by my feelings. Same as I'm never gonna be seen as a woman. I'll always be big fat and scary. People will always look at me and think "that's a dude". And it doesn't matter how many posts there are that you "love fat hairy women" or "big trans women" or "hairy trans women with small penises". I'm not saying you don't. But not me. Yeah... that's basically what I think whenever I see a body or sex positivity post. "But not me". Not gonna happen. Ever. And that's what's slowly rotting and breaking me apart inside.

And I don't want any empty platitudes from anyone reading this. I don't want any attempts at counseling. I don't want an lofty words and ideals that "it get's better" or "there will be someone". I don't want any cheering up. I know they're lies.

Just don't

[kyochanbridge]

[spideesenses]

nsfw babble ! 18+ minors DNI

holy, are you spent

what had started off as an intimate love making kiss, turned into a tearjerking fuck.

your wrist is pinned to your back, the other hand gripping the sheets under you as miguel shoves your face into your pillow as he violently pistons his hips into yours. your muffled moans are music to his ears as you come down from your fifth orgasm of the night. you hear his grunt from behind you as your walls spasm around him. he slows down his pace, gently caressing your back. you pant and whimper at the touch. miguel pulls out of you and you shudder at the feeling.

“you okay baby?” he questions as be flips you over. your hair sticks to your face with your sweat and he chuckles before pushing your hair out of your face, peppering your face with kisses. you can’t help but press the balls of your feet into his butt cheeks, pressing him against you.

he raises his eyebrow with amusement before complying to your needs and slipping back in, watching as your face contorts in pleasure. he could watch you all day.

“mmm ‘want you to come again for me,” you plead, locking your ankles around his waist, forcing him to fill you to the brim. miguel hisses, cursing under his breath.

“i don’t think i can, my love,” he admits, chuckling at your eagerness. he’d already finished twice, and while he’d love to make you come more, the thought of his release again intrigued him.

“no?” you pout. “please?” you ignore his protests. “but i want you to.” you grip his jaw and force him to look at you. miguel loved this side of you. his little cockdrunk love. “i wanna be stuff so full of you.”

reluctantly, he slowly moves his hips, his hand resting beside your head as he gazes into your eyes. you can feel every inch of him. when you didn’t feel like he was close enough to you, you’d press your feet against his butt to make him bottom out into you and your tummy flipped in excitement when his jaw would fall, a small gasp leaving his throat.

your words in your filthy voice echoed in his head.

want you to come again.

please?

but i want you to..

miguel’s pace was painfully slow, but it was working. the sultry look in your eyes was helping him. your hand on his face, oh this was so intimate for him. your other hand gripped his bicep, squeezing it anytime he’d hit that sweet spot in you.

“you gonna come? please? i want you to come for me, yeah, fill me up,” you murmured to him like a mantra.

it hit him quicker than he thought, like a tidal wave. his hips stuttered and he moaned your name, pressing his sweaty forehead against yours. his eyes were shut tightly and your hands drew shapes against the skin on his back.

“you okay?” you repeated his question. miguel had been panting. he swore he just blacked out.

“yeah,” he huffed, opening his eyes finally. miguel kisses you feverishly. “you’re so spoiled.” he grins at you.

“and you love it.”

[botanyshitposts]

dichotomous plants are so weird man. like they’re not even weird it’s the becoming the dichotomous that’s weird. i went to a talk once about a population of strawberries that were accidentally slowly becoming dichotomous and they didn’t even have sex chromosomes, like they had like a bunch of genes across a bunch of chromosomes that did a little bit of sex but not a lot and it added up to one whole sex kind of but not enough that they had all collectively decided to be one sex or the other, so there was still like, a sizable chunk of the population that was producing flowers of both sexes. like they were microdosing it. taking the sex genes for a spin in the strawberry patch