#my sweeet angel

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Emily's shoulder Charlie: "There is still good in Sera. Her intentions have been horridly corrupted, but they once came from a desire to protect and preserve. We can help her see the truth and return to goodness!"

Emily's shoulder Vaggie: "PUNCH HER IN HER STUCK-UP ANGEL FACE!"

XD chaggie down in hell having a rest after the drama, meanwhile EMILY-

Emily: "I'm not sure the face punching idea would even work. Sera's too tall..."

Shoulder Vaggie: "Trust me, she's sunk low enough for you to reach."

Shoulder Charlie: "Which MEANS she's ALSO in the perfect position for HUGS!!!"

Emily: "I don't even know how to throw a punch."

Shoulder Charlie: "And that's fine!!"

Shoulder Vaggie: "No problem. Just think about that that time you found out souls were being permanently wiped from existence once a year in the name of protecting heaven bc Sera was scared people might not actually like being damned and tortured for all eternity and figured just letting Adam murder them was the best way to keep sinners away from the pearly gates. Not that you needed to know any of that, though. It was fine if you sat happily up on your cloud, far above the mountain of dead bodies piled up to keep it safe."

Shoulder Charlie: "....We could punch her a little, maybe."

Emily: "Charlie!"

Shoulder Charlie: "I'm sorry! You think Vaggie's making a REALY good point, is the thing!"

Emily: "Why do my hands suddenly hurt-?"

Shoulder Vaggie: "It's called clenching your fists. You're making a fist with your hands for the first time ever. Good job. Don't tuck your thumb though."

Emily: (untucks thumb) "I still can't just punch Sera. It wouldn't make anything better!"

Shoulder Charlie: "We could call it a, uh, direct demonstration of our opinions on the matter. Or a lived example of why violence is bad!"

Emily: "You're not supposed to be arguing for punching!"

Shoulder Charlie: "I said I'm sorry! But the only time you met me, the real me, I spent the end of the day burning with rage and yelling at people about it! And it's my girlfriend you've got advocating for the face punching- I can't help that you think I'd be kinda down for it!!"

Shoulder Vaggie: "The whole dating me thing is a pretty big clue she's at least not turn off by violence, if it's for helping people instead of, y'know. Murder."

Emily: "Vaggie- help me. The real you was more quiet and cautious-"

Shoulder Vaggie: "Probably because of the blackmail."

Emily: "-you, you tried telling Charlie to keep a cool head! Tell me that too!"

Shoulder Vaggie: "Remember that thing where it turns out real me used to be an exorcist, used to do that murder stuff? And got left behind in hell? Probably for the whole not liking the murder thing?"

Emily: "I was trying not to remember that..."

Shoulder Vaggie: "You're not a princess of hell or a lowly ex-exorcist. You're a seraphim. You could punch Sera and get away with it."

Emily: "Ugh.."

Shoulder Charlie: "But only a LITTLE punch, okay? Gently. Gently punch."

Shoulder Vaggie: "That's not how it works babe but sweeet thought."

Emily: (SIGHS) (stops arguing internally with herself)

Sera: "....."

Sera: "Are you alright, Emily."

Emily: (despondent) "I'm fine, Sera."

Sera: "You seem a bit, droopy. I haven't even had proper glimpse of your face all day."

Emily: "Sorry. I just can't look at you right now."

Sera: (devastated) "...oh."

Sera: (rallying) "Well it will pass in time, I'm sure. Once you understand things better."

Emily: (hiding fists in skirts) (urge to punch) (RISING) "SuRE."

Emily: "..."

Emily: "Oh you know what? We haven't talked about Sir Pentious today!"

Sera: "Haven't we."

Emily: "We haven't, actually!" (smugly smooths out skirts) "He's settling in here nicely, isn't he? Isn't it wonderful having a new angel in heaven? Seeing him around, so amazed at everything- being so sweet and kind as he finds his way around after dying to protect his friends- Isn't it such an extra blessing, that he made it here aaaaallllll the way from hell? Aren't we lucky Charlie and Vaggie's hotel for reforming sinners is a thing? And is STILL a thing, even after Adam and Lute tried killing them all? On our orders? Which- thank heaven!- didn't work?"

Sera: (eye twitch) (eye twitch) "Indeed."

Emily: "I'm sure they'd be SO happy to see how well Sir Pentious is doing." (beaming) "We should invite them back sometime!"

Sera: (Glowering) "....."

Emily: "See I knew you'd agree Sera. You're overprotective- but that doesn't make you vindictive and petty, right? Right. You're not like Adam, may he rest in peace- Now, about setting something up to help the transition go more smoothly, the next time a sinner earns their place in heaven..."

-down in hell-

Vaggie: "You've got a great frown line going on, sweetie. What's up?"

Charlie: "Oh it's silly, but...

Charlie: "...Is Emily going to be okay up in heaven, do you think? After finding out about. Y'know."

Vaggie: "If she's anything like you? No."

Charlie: (whimpers) (frown x2)

Vaggie: "But if she's half as brilliant as you are, then she'll figure something out."

Charlie: "If she's so much like me, then she's also a Charlie without her Vaggie. That's not much of a Charlie."

Vaggie: "You did fine in Cannibal Town alone, babe."

Charlie: "Only AFTER thinking about you!"

Vaggie: "Well- uhh-" (tries not to smile) (smiles a lot) "Sir Pentious is up there? He counts for something."

Charlie & Vaggie: (stare up at heaven)

Charlie: "....think he's already blown up the pearly gates?"

Vaggie: "If his Egg Boiz haven't shown up there yet? Yeah. Probably."

-pearly gates-

Sir Pentious: (clinging to the wreckage of the gates) "THEY ARE VERY SSSSIMPLE BOIZ! THEY MIGHT NOT REMMBER HOW TO KNOCK OR CONSSTRUCT AND EXSSSSPLOSSIVE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO GET THEM PASSSSSST IT!"

Sera: "That is why we have Peter keeping WATCH on the gates! We do NOT detonate the gates of heaven with several tons of TNT- singeing Peter's wings in process!"

St. Peter: (coughs smoke) "Ow~"

Sir Pentious: "BUT THEY ARE SSSSSMALL! WHAT IF THEY GET OVERLOOKED? MY BOIZSS!!"

Emily: "We could just leave the gates open-"

Sera: "NO!"

Emily: (leaning in to pentious) (whispering) "I'll leave the gates open an Egg Boi sized gap okay? Don't worry."

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

hi i saw people sending propoganda so im gonna do that too for my baby boy asmo

-first, look how cute he is. yes.

-he was originally an angel with his brothers and when they fell he painted his brothers nails so they would feel better and everyone would know they were family

-he literally charmed a giant snake to make it stop attacking him

-even tho he always acts like hes the most beautiful and stunning person ever, hes actually insecure abt it and tries to make up for when people adored him as an angel

-he often tells you how much he loves you and its so sweeet aaaaaa

-like he loves himself so much (as he should) but he also says that he loves you just as much

-also his va is sooo hot and cool and sings the opening and ending songs for the game and anime and he also often cosplays asmo

-his dialogue when doing a good interaction after battle is "you and me together, theres nothing better!" and he also says "oooh, you are so cute!" during some interactions

-actually that reminds me he often has hearts in his actual speech bubbles like he says ♡ out loud cus hes that lovely

-in one chat over dms he says that he loves summer and talks about how amazing it is. the literal next chat is him talking the same but about winter. hes so silly.

^

[tohrmew-nyadachi]

does he know that he is . literally so perfect in every way. I fhehhe I am sure my friends are tired of hearing me talk about him but I literally just cannot stop thinking abt him… sweet summer boy ( he is 27 ) … sweeet prince … sugar plum .. dainty flower .. gentle caramelised cabbage .. angel 🎀

[moonchildstyles]

Thinking about the first time aster and angel took it a bit further than humping each other with their clothes on :( it’s just so sweeet and maybe they are at the tattoo shop after she helped him clean around a bit while he was closing the shop cause she asked him to and since they are at the beginning they couldn’t go to either of their places cause Mitch and Sarah so the opted for the shop staying at one of the private rooms :( and none of them planned for this to happen for her pants to be sprawled on the floors they just wanted to kiss and she wanted to be in his lap :(( but one thing led to another and it just happened :(( she’s pushing herself closer than ever he’s feeling her chest on him :( she’s acting needier than ever with her soft touches and not taking as much breathing breaks as usual even though he knows she can’t breath so he has to pull himself away from her :((( and I can clearly see it going like “you okay, angel?” Her cheeks red feeling embarrassed that she left her hands to roam around and now he knows she should’ve kept them at his waist between them as she usually does :( “I’m okay sorry I’m sorry” hand retrieving :( “don’t” he kisses her forehead “don’t apologize you know I don’t like hearing that” kissing her cheek slowly she’s smiling softly his hands falling to her waist feeling the bottom of her thin long sleeve “tell me what you want, angel” she’s looking up at him eyes all wide and doe like :( “closer” she whispers he pushes her closer into him “and now what?” He has a cheeky smile on his face as he feels her chest again on his her head falling shying away from his look “don’t leave me hanging now” nudging at her waist 1 🧸

she lets out a soft giggle “even closer” she whispers waiting for his reaction :( “lift your arms” he whispers she takes a second but does it eventually he was expecting her skin to shine through but it doesn’t another white tank top is cover her delicate skin he lets out a knowing laugh she pushes at his shoulder “stop laughing at me” he gasps “it was a laugh out of adoration and off course you aren’t naked under there my angel would never, would she now?” She’s wrapping her arms around his neck feeling the leather couch and Harry’s warm skin :( “my top is quite thin and I didn’t wanna wear a bra” he’s feeling her thighs now eyes falling to her chest “I can see that” she gets closer to h covering herself with him :( his hand playing with her tank top letting her know what his next move is “I don’t wanna take my top off” she whispers Harry’s hands quickly go to her arms “then we won’t” calming her “you get to choose, angel. whatever you want we’ll do and whatever you don’t is off limits, okay?” She nods “thank you” he tells her how she shouldn’t tank him but she still does anyway just his polite girl :( “we can this off” pointing to her jeans he’s slowly moving away to give him space to unbuckle her jeans “always running around in little skirt and dresses but today you chose to wear jeans, hmm? Just making me work for it, aren’t you” making her laugh and that’s all he wants to do from now on is making her laugh :((( as he unbuckles her jeans “it’s getting chilly outside and the library gets too cold with all the air conditioning” he hums in response “stand up for me” patting her sides she stands up hands on the zipper of her jeans “don’t” spreading his legs motioning for her to stand in the middle his left hand on her waist making sure she doesn’t stumble the other on her zipper pulling it down as he’s looking up at her seeing her fingers playing with her lower lip “look at me baby” her eyes shift from his hands to his eyes “still okay with this? I can stop whenever you want” comforting her :( “I want this” she whispers “then what’s making you nervous?” He asks wanting to hear her voice make sure she’s okay “yo-you I guess” dimples deep pulling her down sitting her on his lap with her pink underwear peeking through hand running up and down her back “breath baby-“ kissing her cheek “It’s just me yeah? We are just exploring and touching each other” 2🧸

hands feeling the goosebumps on her arm he spends a while just kissing her soft lips doing their usual routine she’s playing with the ends of his hair that are barely touching his covered shoulder “how about I take my shirt off first, yeah?” He suggests:( and she’s seen him shirtless before even touched him felt his muscles under her palms and traced his tattoos “you don’t have to if you don’t want to h” he sighs “fucking hell angel” taking her lips in his again “honest to god I’ve never met anyone in my entire life that’s as sweet as you baby” taking his shirt off as she stands up again once his shirt is off he looks at her “my turn” she whispers bitting her lower lip his hands go the waist of her tight jeans slowly rolling them revealing the rest of her pink underwear that has drawings of rabbits on the front he pulls her right leg pulling the jeans from her ankles her hand on his shoulder balancing her self as he does the same on her other leg finally seeing her in her little underwear and thin top standing in between his legs like a dream his hands going to her thighs then her waist “can we kiss now?” She asks “just one more minute” 3 💞💞🧸

bestie oh my GOD:(((((((( idek what to add I love this sososososos much:( them having to get alone time at the shop bc everything is still so new:( and just UGH:(((( you got him so right being so soft and loving with her ofc leaving everything up to her ofc and just :(((((((( kissing in their underwear im losing my fucking mind:((((((((((

[cosmic-cd]

the pokemon SV DLC is the first time i have ever

bothered with EVs. i have never focused on IVs or EVs ever before

cared about setups, weather, etc

not just brute forced my way through but instead picking pokemon based on their stats and thinking really hard about their movesets

FELT SHEER GODDAMN TERROR WHEN THE GAME CAUGHT ONTO WHAT I WAS DOING AND COUNTERED ME

HORROR. HORROR. HORROR. @ DRAYTON

like, oh my god. i almost LOST and i was fighting REALLY HARD. if it wasn't for my sweet beloved shiny flygon Taffy holding on at the last second......

and then my sweeet sweet angel darling shiny Zangoose, Blueberry, won me the fight. in fact, she won me all four fights. i love her. i cherish her.

SORRY THE ADRENALINE IS STILL GOING I'M JUST IN SHOCK. TERRIFIED OF THE NEXT FIGHTS AHEAD IF THE BB E4 WAS THAT DIFFICULT... THAT WAS DISTRESSING. i'm gonna have to run back to paldea and max out my team's IVs and adjust some tera typing to be safe

(fun note, i got so distracted shiny hunting in the terarium that i have a full team of shiny terarium pokemon now.)

[tteokdoroki]

you mentioned tom?! 👀 hsjvdfhjbh i recently went thru a huge tom riddle phase and my friend was judging me hard for it 💀

so hearing u say he’s fine as fuck made and made me go like :D hell yeah he is!! good to know you’re a fellow tom riddle enjoyer 🤝

i remember being obsessed with this one tom riddle fic and i hope you enjoy it as much as i did if u decide to give it a try (but that’s completely optional, i just came here to say hi ily for you/yourself, your posts, your fics, your interactions with ur moots, and now i even love u more when i found out u had a crush on him too :) have a great day/night lovely aali <333)

https://www.tumblr.com/patrophthia/703364453933154304/do-not-make-him-go-away-tom-riddle

i loveeee Tom riddle he drives me up the WALL !! i rmr when i was a littol tweenager and i found out i was slytherin i was so happy !!! because <tom3

i will definitely give the fic a go :3 thank u for the rec honey bunny hehe 🥺 also you’re soo sweeet!! i love u as well thank u for sticking around :( i wish to hug u and give u kisses on ur pretty face, i hope u enjoy ur day or night too my angel mwah mwah

[wench-and-jezebel]

Dark Angel Reaction: Rising

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

[Oh, shit, is it this one?  I think it might be.  Ack]

🤔🤔🤔 Phantom sensation???  But he got it right!?  Each time!?  

Bitch you almost transfused all o’ it!  You went and fell asleep

☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ack.  Ackkk!

[Y'all, why have you not learned proper transfusion protocolsssss; y'all need other witnessessss!  To make sure you don’t pass out!  She legit took field med courses at Manticore.  I know this because Alec mentions it later.  How does she not know proper triage?!!??!]

These.  Bastards.  Do NOT.  HAVE A CANDLE.  LIKE IT’S A DINNER DATE.  [Yes they do]

“I’M READY”  tf?

Ack

WHAT TF  [I think this is the same group of people from the Bruno episode]  ack

Hunters funeral minus the death FIRST!  ACK!  BRUTAL  [They don't feel it tho]  ANDDDDDDD???  [True]

[Apparently the weird monologues are contagious]  They areeee tho

But alas, she will

[NOO HIS ACCENT]  I knowwww!  Herbal. Your woman’s an idiot

[That poor dude!  I loved that episode, but he didn't deserve it lakdsjf]  I KNOWWWWW

WHY HE REACH FOR SKETCH’S… pencil… LIKE THAT???

[DUDE I WANNA KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE LIKE THAT]

Don’t do it man!  They gon burn you at the stake!

Ack still tho!  [The table did not deserve that]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Gotta love random suspicious white dudes with buzz cuts and black trenchcoats; y'all ain't conspicuous at all]

OHHHH NOOOO

WELL DAMN!  THAT WAS QUITE RUDE!  [THEY KILL A DUDE… AND YOU TAKE ISSUE WITH THEM BEING.  RUDE.]  ☠️☠️☠️  I was calling them rude for killing him  [I KNOW! YOU PROVE THE POINT!]

Sweeet lord  [Apparently this whole episode is about people losing the stuff that makes them unique; Herbal lost his accent, and OC took a job that is literally so formulaic they're making her memorize a script.]  Oooof 😦

Ye she’s gonna be done with this place soon

He gonna have a spinning fetus in his cornea now  [Noooo]

Ouch  [tbf, buddy did kinda bite off more than he could chew with that... It's like in *The Princess Bride*, when Westley jiggles his head and is like "yeah, that ain't gonna do us much good", except it's backwards, and Logan was like "ah, yes, let me stand upright on legs that haven't been used in months after having twitched an inch" ]  Exactly

…  Welp.  

Ew.  Ewwww!  Why Kendra??? Whyyyyy????

[Max is a bit slow; the dude *is* Mr. Multiples]  KENDRA WHYYYYY??? BLECh

Not a disfiguring accide- BOTH LEGS AND BOTH ARMS? WHAT IS THIS???

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Gon back and apologize to Normal ma’am  [She kinda needed to not burn that bridge.  It always annoys me when characters do that]  Right?!  [George did that in Dead Like Me; changed jobs, pissed off her boss in the process, and then hated the new job and had to go back.  I get they don't like Normal, but he's also very lax about a lot of stuff]

Oh noo!  Rainy window scene

☠️☠️☠️☠️

I love herrrrr

“I want his ass to stay crippled so he needs me”  [This is healthy, Max.  Bravo.]  And normal.

That’s commission jobs for you  [Once again, btw: Normal's employment situation is wayyy better.  Like, it might not be great, but at least it's better]  Yeasss

[Also, at least Cindy didn't get attacked because they were looking for Max adlkfj]

Runnnnnnn Max Runnnnnnnnnnnn

Blech  [REBAR]  BLECHHHHHHHHHHH

SHES LIKE WTF

[This is proof: Dean could've made it off- I mean what]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️  [This Red dude had a full-fledged pipe about four centimeters across through him; the rebar was only one centimeter at most]

☠️☠️☠️☠️  Blech!  Ew!  

Squeak

Ack

[Didn't-  didn't they tell her this already?  I swear they told her that outright in the Bruno ep]  

Logan is like nooooo she my blood bank now  [Nah, he's not that bad]

If they don’t get tf out of his neck imma pass out  [You: Get tf out of his neck… Them: Oh, show you the neck?  Okay!]

BLECHHH

[Maybe don't piss off your supersoldiers, dude]  RIGHT?!?  [They're way stronger than you]

Who is he?? The actor I mean?  [Idk.  I know him --- both of them --- but haven't looked him up.]  CRIMINAL MINDS!  That was it!

– – –

Jezebel: Aight sooo… so far we have learned that a.) post apocalyptic drs are as dumb as doctors in the real world… “oh you say you can feel this. You can move your toe. But that shouldn’t be possible so nah you’re wrong I'm right… 10000$ pls”

Wench: I don’t think he did actually move while there, but the point still stands

Jezebel: Two: Herbal without the accent makes me so sad! His girlfriend doesn’t deserve him!

Wench: I KNOWWWW. This is trueeee!

Jezebel: And tres: this has been the gahdamn bloodiest episode thus far and I do not appreciate it…  🤢🤢🤢🤢

– – – 

I love OC so muchhhh [Me tooo]

Runnnnn boo!!!  [I take back what I said about OC not getting attacked for Max's shite]  🥺🥺🥺🥺 ma’am better take out her own insurance

[I love he- OH SHIT IT'S *THIS* ONE]  Aaaaaaahck!  Neck shit

Blech

[tbf, she pulls off the bleeding eyes.  Though the physical acting in this scene leaves much to be desired]

Welp now OC is gonna know  [Yup]  Tbf if I was max I’d be like look here woman!! I told you this already

“Do you see blood?”  ye lots of it

[So much for Max's "too bad he's getting the use of his legs back"; his mobility is saving her life]

Blechhhhh

Aaachhkkkkkk

I’m over here dying; my husband’s laughing… Blech  [Ma'am, it's stage blood and rubber skin]  

Seizure stopped

I feel ya OC I FEEL YA

Blechhhh

["The truth" Ma'am, you tried that once already]  ☠️☠️☠️  I think she’ll believe her this time tho  ☠️☠️☠️

["I thought about telling you a million times" BRO SHE DID TELL YOU]  And then she goes you ain’t gotta lie max.

Ooooop new ship unlocked 🤣🤣🤣  [I mean- OC does have a high degree of Respect for Max]  Y’all just kiss and make up… sheeesh  [OC is one of the first to act like Max is the leader despite her having 0 deserving traits]  Awwwww… Think maybe this is why tho?  [Yeah, I'm thinking… It's been something I wondered for a while]

Y'all, this scene is.  SiStErLy fRiEnDsHiP

[Okay but can we talk about Normal following up his rant about her slacking off with "get some eye drops"??? That's vaguely sweet]  This is very true

Oh, Normal, the smugness… I love it  [ONCE AGAIN.  Don't burn bridges until you're sure about stuff.]

[tbf, I think OC is a goddess, actually]  SHE ISSS 😭😭

I LOVE THEMMMMM  [HERBAL IS BACK!  The real Herbal!  The one who’s not pretending to be someone else!]

He’s gonna tickle her with his new moving toes

[Okay, that was a really weird shot, just saying]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️  [I swear, all of these episodes end with Max/Logan scenes…]  Hmmm maybe… Just maybe… Cause they are the main characters ☠️🤣🤣🤣  [ Waits not so patiently for s2]  

And now it works soo- 

Oh ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Circlesssssssss

– – – 

Jezebel: And another one bites the dust!  One step closer to Bennnnnn!

Wench: :))) FINALLY!  I have been waiting!  

Jezebel: That’s gonna be quite the unhinged episode review…

Wench: IT WILL!  *acts like a reporter and shoves a microphone at you*  Got any thoughts before we get there?

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m nervous!  Mainly because I know how it ends

Wench: Oh nooo

Jezebel: And ya girls not readyyyy!  Imma be over here crying; my husband will be laughing (again) and you’ll be trying to remind me Alec is only a few eps away… It’s gonna be a mess

Wench: It's the best ep of s1!  Take the best episode you've seen and make it wayyy better!

Jezebel: 🙂  And for that I’m excited.  Soooo like Nervocited?  Pretty sure that’s on MLP ☠️☠️☠️

Wench: We still have so many episodessss (but I think the episode with Ishim is coming up too, and I remember liking that one.  It was my favorite of the pre-Jackles eps)

Jezebel: Oooo 🙂

Wench: Okay, BUT.  That's for the future, so… Endpoint thoughts?

Jezebel: I’m glad OC is in the loop now! Even though technicallyyyyy she always has been… she just didn’t know it 🤣  Wish the writers would have thought of that. It would have been cute banter… But alas they are stoopid 🤣 kidding… kinda

Wench: This is true!

Jezebel: The scene with Logan standing did in fact look weird.. would have been better to have him stand off screen and take a step into view

Wench: THANK YOU

Jezebel: I like Logan’s friend, but, as always my faves are still Jam Pony!

Wench: See, going back to the thing earlier… That's what kinda causes me a bit of issue with the OC/Max bit.  Like, do I think it's a possibility?  Definitely.  But I'm not sure I want it to be?  Max is a highly questionable character now, and she gets worse in s2, and I love OC, so I really want her to have a decent ending

Jezebel: Is there any OC/Max stuff out there? There has to be lol!  And this is very trueee!

Wench: idk, you know me and my mostly-not-reading-fic.  I read some of @witchy-writer-lady’s works, but that was basically the extent of my Dark Angel fandom involvement.  (It was before I got access to the show and was curious about the plot with no other way of figuring out what was going on, so I peeked at the non-smut Alec fics on AO3)

Jezebel: But like maybe OC  can change herrrr 👀☠️☠️

Wench: alsadflkjsf THIS IS TRUE!  And also, I do sometimes do the thing where I'm like "Well, I don't like them, but if they make Favored Person happy, I guess it's okay..."

Jezebel: Fairrr… And!  BLECCHHHHH! the blooooodddddygorrinesssssss!! I’m not ok!  Neither are the dudes, tbf, but me most

Wench: This is fair… I think it's the goriest we get

Jezebel: I was like oh surely it won’t be— oh. It is— OH ITS BAD!  ACK!

Wench: Deepest apologies!  It was not the episode I thought it was, and I'd forgotten it existed!  I couldn't have warned you if I wanted to :]  There's an episode with Big Drama about the wheelchair thing

Jezebel: 🥺🥺🥺

Wench: That’s the episode I thought it was, and it was not!  But anyway, that’s upcoming.

Jezebel: 😤😤😤 With that I think my last thought is… ACK

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1038: First Day of the Christmas Month (SSBU X Kingdom Hearts)

Pit: Goooooooooood Morning, One in All!~

Sora: How are we doing on this fine day?~

Ren: Pretty good on my end

Mona: Same here.

Yoshi: Yep.

Pitto: Tired as all heck, but I'm fine I guess

Pit: Sweet! Cuz guess what day it is today?~

Yoshi: December 1st?

Sora: Yep! Which meeeeeeans?~

Pitto: Oh God here we go...

Pit: THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH TOWARDS CHRISTMAS IS UPON US, FELLA!!

Sora:

Mona: Wait, you guys celebrate the first day of month?

Sora: Only when December comes around. It helps us get more excited for Christmas to come around in a few more days lol

Pit: And we figured what better way to start the day off than to wake our wonderful girlfriends up with the sweet sound of Mariah Carey!.....Which.... haven't really worked out for either of us in the end....

Ren: They caught you two red handed, didn't they?

Sora: Yeah....With iron grips

Pit: And creepy smiles to boot.....

Sora/Pit: (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙)

Pitto: Serve you dumbasses right lol

Pitto: No one wants their eardrums blasted by that dumb song all morning

Pit: We knoooow, but it's such a classic tho!

Sora: The slow, beautiful start up, the jingling bells, the upper instrumentals, the catchy lyric, what's not to love!

Pitto: How overrated it gotten

Pitto: I swear, I see people play it everywhere in the past two years!

Yoshi: Yeahhh the song's great and all, but even I gotten tired of it at some point.

Yoshi: I'm more of a Jingle Bell Rock person

Ren: This Christmas will always be one of my Top Holidays Jams

Yoshi: The orignal or the one made by CB?

Ren: Orignal. Although, I am starting to warm up to the newer versions of the song in particular

Morgana: I like Silent Night quite a lot

Morgana: More specifically, the Temptations version.

Pit: Yesssssss! Their take on the song was soooo good to listen too!

Pitto: Have u guys heard their version of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer?

Pitto: Smoothiest Christmas song I've ever heard in my life

Ren: Agree with you on that one, Angel Brotha

Yoshi: Yeah. Temptations always knows how to make their hits smooth. They even made a Garfield song the most catchy thing ever like wth!?

Mona: Seriously? What's it called?

Yoshi: Shake Your Paw. It plays once Jon starts busting moves on the dance floor, it's incredible

Sora: Ooooh I wouldn't mind seeing a video of that at one point

Pit: Yeah me too

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Riku: (In the Kitchen Room) Guys! Breakfast is Ready!!

Sora/Pit: (Turns to the Kitchen Room Way While Sitting on the Living Room's Sofa with Kirby) 'Kay!

Viridi/Kairi: (In the Other Room) Coming!

Kirby: (Happily Raises his Hands Up in Rejoice) Poyo!~

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Sora: Hey guys, my BF Riku has just finished cooking breakfast for us, the girls, and Kirby

Sora: Wanna dig in with us?

Ren: Sounds nice, but I can't

Ren: I'm already making breakfast of my own and for my Queen back home

Ren: Just a little somethin' the celebrate for completing the N.N.N. Challenge for the first time!

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Ren Amimaya: SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETES THE CHALLENGE

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Pitto: Oh God, you seriously took part in that dumb challenge?I

Ren: Yep. Ryuji dared to me to it actually

Ren: Not the easiest challenge I've ever taken, but it wasn't too hard either

Sora: Wait. What's the No Nut .November. challenge again?

Pit: Yeah. Does it really involve not eating anything nuts related for a whole month?

Ren: Yeahhhh......

Ren: Something like that.....

Ren: Anyways, Makoto's waking up, so I gotta go now. Ciao.

Big Bro Ren Has Left the Chat.

Mona: Riiiight.....

Mona: But anyways, I gotta get going too. I promised Futuba I would help and Boss open up shop this morning.

Mona: Plus, I kinda need to think of a gift to give to Lavenza for our first year anniversary....

Sora: Awwwwwwww that's so sweeet!!~

Piyt: Do you want us to help you look for anything someday this week?

Mona: Sure! I could use all the help I could get really lol

Mona: Anyways, have a great rest of the morning and see you all later

Mona Has Now Left the Chat.

Pit: What about you and Yoshi, Pitto?

Pitto: That depends.

Pitto: How's good is his cooking?

Sora: Godly

Sora: His meals and craftsmanship are compared to that to many gods and powerful beings alike

Sora: My only wish in life I'd that my cooking skills will be close to being as good as his someday......... (˘_˘٥)

Pit: Oh my gosh, everything you said just now was beautiful and all inspiring!

Sora: Thanks. Bro. I only speak from heart and mind of a Keyblade Warrior

Pit: Preach, Spra, PREACH!

Pitto: Uh.....huh

Pitto: But yeah, I'll take you losers up on the invitation

Yoshi: Me too

Yoshi: And also......

Yoshi: I think I might have an idea of how we can all start the first day of December off.

Pit/Sora: You do!?

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Dark Pit: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion at Yoshi While Sitting Next to Him on the Living Room Sofa) You do?

Yoshi: Yeah, I do. (Turns to See a Mistletoe Hanging Up From the Ceiling in the Distance Before Turning Back to DP) You'll.....probably won't like this one though.

Dark Pit: (Immediately Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) What makes you think that exactly?

Yoshi: Welllllllllllll.........

To be Continued

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@26shann

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[lovelessmotel]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SWEEET ANGEL BBY 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 i hope you have the best day and that everyone is nice to you and holds doors open for you! sending you sm love always but a little extra today! 💓💗💖💝🫶🏼💘

my sweet loooovveeee thank you so much 💕

[lesmiserablol]

Ily you’re my fave muterul. I’m drunk but I mean it very much that you’re so cool and good!

Have a goodnight my sweeet lesbian zukka angel of Tumblr

SWEET LESBIAN ZUKKA ANGEL that's all i have ever wanted to be

this is the greatest ask i have ever received thank you my friend <3

[metathinkingmachine]

Hello hello! I hope you have a sweet sweeet day and remember to hydrate ❤️

Thank you sweet angel! ❤ You just made my day so much more beautiful!Take care you too and have splendid summer days 😊 Love you ❤

[imaricyeah12]

Happy New Year! Here you go! *gives you a heart angel plushie*

aaaaa I'm so sorry for being late i wasn't really allowed to use my phone for a while but omg thanku so so so muchh eeee >_< you're so sweeet

[bakatenshii]

We love u Angel❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I cherish every time you pop back up on here

TJIS IS SO SWEEET I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! SO SO MUCH HONESTLY AHHH I really get so in my feels when i come back and u guys are still here and u welcome me back it makes me alskaojaowwooa do flips in the air or whatever

[floatinglikeaswan]

You told meee iiiiiiiimm the only wonnne sweeet little angel you should have ruuun llllllyyyiin cryyyyinn dyiiiiin to leeave innocence creates my heeeeell

[earth-to-ezra]

beep beep 🏎💨 me speeding to see u

tis i, the sleepy waffle (always sleepy) :P how u dooin lizliz? :)) i want to be at ur place w my baby (aka nyx gem and benji duh) pfjdkfkdfdjdkf <33

also so i can drunk cuddle my lizliz duh, and eat waffles bc i want waffles now oop—

— 🧇😙♥️🥱🛌 sleepy waffle :D me trying to be sWeEt bc i aM sweet waffle >:(( always sweet grr

you better not be speedin anywhere youre not sober angel!! but yes when sober come here 🥰🥰😌🫶🏻

my lil sleepy baby waffle!! give you all the hugs!! im good angel :) you?? also how rood >:(((

duuhhh cause i deserve all the cuddles 😌😌🥰🫶🏻 and we can make waffles but i just wanna mention that i told you you shouldve eaten more earlier :))

youre always sweeet even if youre being rude angel!! always gonna be my sweet baby angel <333