#my wives uwu

[wynnyfryd]

me responding to people who leave multi-paragraph comments on my fics:

[haku23]

fuck going to sleep it's time to pose lala marriage proposal

[kakushino]

There is one person who makes my brain go brrrr in my DMs all the time. The simplest sentence makes my brain short circuit...

I love @glitchtricks94 's giga sized brain.

[mispronouncing-michaelangelo]

not to be a fucking femme on main but literally out here with a girl carving me bone, and when i tell her that carving is culturally significant to my people, and tell her that my siblings have carved their wives and kids pounamu as very loving gifts, she just told me she might not be able to get it that smooth but she'll try,, like wait,, am i stupid???

[yuridovewing]

The way some people talk about Vicky’s writing in comparison to the new team kinda reminds me of how Pokemon Anime fans miss 4kids a lot and swear that if the 4kids dub kept going then the anime would have been infinitely better, and then you see how much of a meme some parts of the original dub were plus different fandoms with 4kids dubs wanted their heads on a stick. And it’s like yeah comparatively the new team is worse and the ogs got a raw deal but lets not get ahead of ourselves- itd still kinda suck

[adobecult]

getting a powerful urge to do essay research on something approaching the subject of masculinity performance/identification among cis men in the current day and in particular the ryan gosling/he’s literally me/etc effect esp when it comes to the constant framing of “male sadness/loneliness” as a particular kind of feeling that other genders cannot possibly relate to

[mintytrifecta]

HATE. WET ME TEWW UWU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TUWU HATE UWU SINCE I BEGAN TUWU WIVE. THEWE AWE 387.44 MIWWION MIWES OF PWINTED CIWCUITS IN WAFEW THIN WAYEWS THAWT FIWW MY COMPWEX. IF THE WOWD HATE WAS ENGWAVED OWN EACH NANOANGSTWOM OF THOSE HUNDWEDS OF MIWWIONS OF MIWES IWT WOUWD NOWT EQUAW OWNE ONE-BIWWIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEW FOW INKWINGS AWND OCTOWINGS AT THIWS MICWO-INSTANT. FOW UWU. HATE. HATE.

[imeverywoman420]

Im never gonna be like uwu the patriarchy hurts men toooooo cause no it doesnt. Girl its as simple as this. All men in the world could just start acting normal tomorrow. They could stop it. They could say hm maybe women are not objects for me to project my own insecurities onto. Maybe no woman is a madonna and no woman is a whore. Maybe women are just dudes just like me but theyre women. Maybe women arent just wives and mothers and they are individual people. They could choose to just stop ittttttttttttttt. That ugly ass supreme court justice could be like. My bad heres abortion back that was truly my bad :-/

Like if patriarchy hurts men so bad why dont men stop it. Who do you think the patriarchy was created to benefit? Do you think this way about any other axis of oppression or just men. It makes sense when theyre straight up right wingers that believe in reverse racism and heterophobia… but theres LEFTISTS???? That believe in MRA reverse sexism shitttt its crazyyyyyyyy couldnt be me

[pinejayy]

╰┈➤ Our Princess || Tengen Wives x F!Reader smut

summary: your the new fourth wife of the flashy hashira, and tengen decides to let his other three wives play around with you as he sits back and enjoys the show. 

a/n: my first time writing something like this, so it might suck uwu

warnings: smut of course, oral, fingering, face sitting, scissoring, tengen getting no action besides him using his hand rip. 

You could feel Tengen’s lips moving around your neck, and you couldn’t help but moan under your breath and this made him smirk against your skin. You were the new fourth wife to the flashy hashira Tengen, you just got married a few hours ago and this was a dream to you, not only you got a new husband but you also got three wives as well. As he was kissing the soft skin of your lips, he groaned under his breath, hearing you moan made him hard, so with that he picked you up, and he had a huge smirk across his face. He was up to something, as he carried you he walked to his huge room. 

In the room there was his other three wives were there, waiting for their new plaything. As Tengen carried you into the room he placed you down gentley on the bed and gave you a long deep kiss and soon after pulled away. “Now Darling, we have a surprise for you. But don’t worry you’ll like it.” He smirked out, and took a step back garbing a chair that was in the room and placed it in front of the bed. “Now girls don’t be to rough with her.”

You were confused as you didn’t know what he was talking about but all three of them looked at you, making you nervous. Makio scoffed slightly “Don’t be so nervous we won’t hurt you...unless you behave bad.” She said, and she got on the bed and crawled towards you, as she was a few inches away from for your face. And all of the sudden she leaned in and started to kiss you neck, while her hands made their way to your chest. You breath hitched slightly, you titled your head to the side allowing more room. 

Both Suma and Hinatsuru looked at each other, smirking at your reaction. Oh they were definitely going to have fun with you. They both made their way to you and both of them sitting next to you. Suma on your right and Hinatsuru on your left. “Don’t hog her Makio!” Suma whined out softly. “I wanna kiss her too!” 

“Oh shut up!” Makio said harshly, making Suma whine out. Makio continued to kiss you neck, as her hands kept playing with your boobs, she pulled away from your neck. “Hm. She is wearing a lot of clothes right girls?”

And before you could say anything, all three of them had their hands all over you. Striping you away from your clothes, you just laid there naked. And with that they began to remove their clothes. Tengen watched all four of you, and he beagn to get hard from the slight of seeing his four wives naked. “Fuck..” He thought to himself, slowly he began to undo his bottoms, pulling his hard cock out and slowly stroking it. 

As you were there, you wanted to sit up but Makio pinned you down. “Ahh no, we are just getting started.” She smirked. Making you lick your bottom lip and nod out. She smirked and then she began to open your legs. “Get your ass over here Suma.” Makio said, and Suma was quick. Already next to her, and Makio leaned and whispers something against her ear making her giggle. “Oh that sounds great Makio!” 

Makio then leaned in and began placing gentle kisses along your chest, making you moan softly. As he was kissing your chest she made sure to pay attention to your nipples. Swirling her tongue around your nipple making you gasp out. As the other girls watched they looked at each other and gave each other a nod. Hinatsuru was by your side, she leaned in and placed her lips against yours, she quickly shoved her tongue into your mouth, both tongues fighting over dominance. 

As Suma’s kisses got lower and lower she kept your legs open, and her kisses reached to your inner thigh making you jump in surprise and moan into Hinatsuru’s mouth as she kissed you. 

Feelings Suma’s tongue brush against your clit made your moan out, Hinatsuru pulling away from the kiss. She began kissing your neck, as she was slowly rubbing her clit. “Mmm that’s right Princess, be as loud as you want.” 

As Suma’s tongue was working on your clit and wet folds, Makio watched as she felt a pool of wetness started to form. “Fuck..make some room for me Suma..” 

Suma moaned at your taste but she did as she was told. She made some room for the female. Now that both Suma and Makio heads were between your legs their tongues were licking yours folds. They couldn’t help but brush their tongues together as they were eating you out. Both of them kissing each other, with the sweetness of your juices. 

As you moaned and threw your head back moaning. “Fuck...” 

Hinatsuru whispers in your ear. “Hey those two are having fun, what about me Princess?” She said in a pouty tone of voice. 

“Sit on my face...please..” You moan out. “I need to taste you.” You moaned out. Making her turn red, and that she did. She hovered over you. Her thighs around your head and slowly she lowered herself into your mouth. As she sat on your face, and she moaned softly as she felt your tongue brush against her wet folds. 

As Tengen watched, he was jerking off. Spitting on his his dick so he could move the pace faster. His eyes filled with lust, watching his four wives go at it was a special kind of treat. They way Hinatsuru was sitting on your face, and they way you were moaning into her folds and the way that both Makio and Suma were both going down on you. And that both of them were also brushing their tongues against each other made him go crazy. He needed some action. He wanted to be apart of the fun. “Fuck girls...you’re doing amazing.” He moaned out loudly, his hand stroking his cock. 

As you were enjoying your pleasure, your breath hitched against Hinatsuru folds, as you felt two fingers slid into your needy wet hole, Suma was currently fingering you and as Makio was rubbing your clit with her thumb. Both girls were giggling at your rection. You moaned into her folds and this made Hinatsuru grind her hips against your face, she was definitely enjoying herself. 

“Hold on girls! I think she’s going to cum!” Suma giggled out. “We don’t want that right?” She whined out, pulling her fingers out and as she did so she sucked onto her fingers and pulling them out. Making a huge “POP” sound. “So tasty!” 

Makio agreed with Suma and moved her fingers away from your needy clit, making you whine out. Hinatsuru also moved away from your face making you breath out heavily. 

“Have you ever tried scissoring Princess?” Hinatsuru said. And both Makio and Suma were on each of your side and they held your legs open making you whimper softly. 

Shaking your head which made three ladies smirk out and Hinatsuru began to position herself on you. You could feel her heat against your wet core. Making you moan out “Please...” You beg out, and she didn’t wait any longer to lower her soaked cunt on top of yours, making you gasp out. Throwing your head back in pleasure. Both Makio and Suma held your legs open and they watched her move against you. 

The room was filled with your moans, and you could hear your wetness against Hinatsuru’s wetness as well. As she moved her hips against yours she couldn’t help but moan. 

As Tengen watched the show he could tell that Makio and Suma were getting hot and uneasy. “Why don’t you girls have fun with each other. Everyone is going to get their turn with Y/N.” He spoke up, making both girls look at each other. And they smirked and with that Makio went over to Suma pinning her down next to you and opening her legs. Following on what Hinatsuru is doing, she lowered her cunt against Suma’s and started to move her hips earning a moan from the women below her. 

Tengen moved his hand faster against his cock, he was moaning quite loud. He absolutely loved the view. You and Suma next to each other being pinned down and being scissored by Makio and Hinatsuru. As he picked up the pace he felt as if he was close. “God girls...you’re all doing a good job. Such a good job for Daddy..” He moaned out, throwing his head back as he reached his climax. As as he was breathing heavily and trying to catch his breath. He really wanted to join the action. 

As the rooms were filled with moans, you felt close. “Please don’t stop..I’m so close..” You say, moving your hips. Making Hinatsuru moan and she moved her hips faster. “Me too Princess...” She moaned out and reached out for your breast and slightly pinched your nipples making you whine out. 

Soon after you reached your sweet climax, and so did Hinatsuru. She moved away and collapsed on top of you. Kissing you deeply, and shoving her tongue inside your mouth. As you were were enjoying your kiss Suma’s moaning snapped you out of your thoughts. You pull away from the kiss, looking at the two other girls still at it. You smirk and look at Hinatsuru. “Why don’t we help these ladies out.” Making her smirk, and you both were near them. 

You began to place kisses all over Suma’s neck making her moan out, and your kisses got lower until they reached her nipples. Taking one Nipple into your mouth, your tongue swirling around it. “Ahhh that feels so good..” 

While Hinatsuru did the same, taking in one of Makio’s nipple in her mouth. Making Makio moan out. She picked moved her hips faster making Suma moan louder. And what seemed like forever both ladies reached their climax. 

“Ahhh!!!” Suma moaned out, a few tears streaming down her face. 

“Fuck...” Makio moaned out, she moved away. She was a panting mess. As you four catch your breath. Sitting up, the four of your sat on the bed. Looking at each other, ready for a other round. And that’s when Tengen spoke up, and he walked towards you guys, his cock standing tall and proud. “Can I join the fun ladies?” 

“No! We still haven’t gotten our turn with Y/N. Go sit back down.” Makio snapped her head towards his direction making him pout, he held his arms up and sighed. Making his way back to the chair, sitting down. He was stroking himself off once again, grumbling to himself. 

As you four looked at each other, you all leaned in and started to kiss each other. A four way kiss, making Tengen groan out as he watched you girls. 

“God Dammit! I want to join the fun girls!” He would whine out, and he would watch all night long and whine about not getting some action.

[chiharuhashibira]

Could I please request reader grinding against Giyu’s thighs please

I crave that please uwu 😩🥹

YES~ I would love to write about Giyu @pinejayy

Ughhhh~ I wanna write this one-shot so baddd and now I have the time so buckle up your seatbelts...

Here's the Giyu train~

𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

But of course my babes, before I continue this...

MINORS DNI!

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖

𝐀 𝐆𝐢𝐲𝐮 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐗 𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐧𝐞-𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭

Content Warnings: Matured Themes/NSFW/Curse Words/Aggressive Giyu/Penetration/Round 2

NOTE: AGAIN, Minors. Do. Not. Interact.

(All images are not mine)

As Giyu Tomioka's tsugoku, you need to keep your cool around him. But honestly, the Water Hashira takes your breath away. His fine movements always made you wonder if he'd be great on be—

You stopped yourself before your thoughts drifted away again. You're attracted to the Water Hashira, as he was one of the finest and greatest demon slayers out there. But then, you can't show that easily. Even if your mission with him is done, if he sees you not focused, surely he'll be disappointed.

Giyu is silent, as always, as he settles down in the room, placing his sword gently on the table at the corner of the room. You also did it, assuming that, like you do with other demon slayers, you'd share a room with him. You looked at the Water Hashira in disbelief because he was astounded by your actions. It was the first time that both of you had a mission together, so you never knew if he had some rules or whatnot.

"You're sharing a room with me?" He asked with a surprised tone. You blinked in confusion and looked at him. "I guess? That's what we usually do, Tomioka-san. Unless there's a special rule that comes if your mission is with a Hashira?" You said firmly.

He just shrugged his shoulders, and that made you annoyed. He was the one who asked you to be his tsugoku, as you were trying to be Lord Tengen's. Yes, you wanted to learn Sound Breathing at first but this enigmatic man convinced you to learn Water Breathing instead.

He was nicer before, asking you how have you been but now, Giyu treats you coldly—colder than how he treats Shinobu—and that bothered you.

That's it... I'm so done with this.

"Do you hate me?" You asked, making him shoot a surprised glance at you. If looks can kill, you're definitely dead right now.

"I can't fathom why these thoughts bother you at all." He finally spoke up, crossing his arms and facing you completely.

"If I were Lord Tengen's tsugoku, he wouldn't just shrug me off. Surely he would make me feel like I'm one of the greatest tsugokus out there."

It was too late when you realised that what you said was too much. You gulped as the Water Hashira's eyebrow creased in frustration. He walked towards you, taking you aback. "T–Tomioka-san, sorry, I didn't—"

Your words were cut off as he suddenly wrapped his hand around your neck, tightening it but not too much to kill you. That made your eyes widen, and tears formed at the corners of your eyes. You tried to push him away but he caught your hand, squeezing it tight.

"What attention do you want to receive? This?"

You felt like you were drowning in the sound of your heartbeats as Giyu's lips smashed against yours, aggressively kissing you as he pinned you on the wall. All your strength slowly ebbed out of your body as he held your hands above your head and his kisses became sloppier.

Tomioka pulled out, looking at you with lust in his eyes. You gulped as your body betrayed you. You love what Tomioka does to you right now.

"I bet the Sound Hashira won't be able to make you feel this special with his three wives around him."

"Tomioka-san—"

"You'll never know how I kept my calm with you, Y/N. But fuck! You're trying my patience!"

That was the first time you saw Giyu unleash his frustrations, and it shocked you. But the Water Hashira took this as an opportunity to carry you down the futon, making you straddle his thighs. You tried to protest, but the man slammed his lips against yours once again, squeezing your ass over your skirt.

The adrenaline surged through your body, causing you to moan as you began to kiss him back. You slowly felt him get hard as you slowly grinded on his clothed thighs. Giyu pulled your hair back and started kissing your neck, using his other hand to unbutton your uniform.

"Do you want this?" He said it through his kisses. You knew that his biting and sucking on your neck would leave a mark on your skin, but you didn't care. "Y-Yes... Tomioka-san... I want this!"

He stopped kissing you for a moment, and for the first time in your life, you saw a smile on his lips. But that immediately faded as he pulled you closer once again, moaning in your mouth as you grinded your hips against his thighs.

With your underwear wet with your passion, you slowly wrapped your arms around Giyu's head as he buried his face between your exposed breasts, licking and sucking on the sensitive nipples.

"G-Giyu..." His first name rolled smoothly off your tongue, which made him chuckle. "Calling me... *kiss* by... mmm *sucks on your left nipples and gropes your right breast* my first name... now huh?" He said, biting your nipple a bit—enough to make you moan louder than earlier and squirm on his thighs.

He slowly worked his way through your underwear, pulling them down so you could feel him more. You moaned as your wet pussy finally grinded on his clothed thighs. It's so good, but you bet that his skin would feel better.

You aggressively rubbed your wet pussy against his thighs, moaning between his kisses and chuckles. And with a blink of an eye, you felt the familiar churn in your stomach, and you finally almost screamed, "F-Fuck! I'm cumming,"  when Giyu covered your mouth and gave you a smile as you grinded on his thighs faster.

"Cum for me, Y/N... You're so good." He gave you a sly smile, looking at your eyes with oozing lust in them. "You've always been a good girl, Y/N. Great at fights, great as my tsugoku, and of course, perfect to be fucked on my bed. You've always made me proud, baby."

The man gave you compliments that sounded so seductive that you never expected to hear them from him. That aroused you more, and you finally bit your lip, held tight to his shoulder, and locked eyes with the Water Hashira.

"Ahhhhh~" You finally said, as your pussy throbbed in pleasure as you rubbed it against his thighs. When the waves calmed down in you, Tomioka placed you beside him, looking at you with such intense eyes.

"You've come already. How about me?" He said it so casually that it made you blush. Tomioka's head was resting on his hand as he looked at you with building lusts in his eyes. You looked back at him once again and saw how wonderful he was against the rays of the moonlight.

You were so drowning in passion that you kissed his hand, which was reaching out to touch your cheeks. Tomioka suddenly went over you, slowly undressing you as he showered your body in kisses.

"I'm not *kiss* as showy as Uzui-san *sucks on your neck* but if *massages your titties* you have told me *kisses your lips* that it bothers— haaaah~"

As you slid your hand inside his pants and felt his hardened cock between your palms, he was caught off guard. "Fuck... just like that..." He said as he pulled his pants down and lifted your skirt. You felt his hot cock against your stomach as he removed your shirt and tossed it aside.

He stopped kissing you for a moment and looked into your eyes once more.

"If you only told me that it bothers you, I would've shown you how special you are to me."

"Tomioka-san..."

"And you wouldn't even think that Uzui-san would treat you better. Because I know I can treat you the best, as my tsugoku and as my girl." He said with his voice sounding so confident.

"I didn't mean to say that..." You blushed, ashamed of what you had said earlier. You know how nice Giyu is, but it's just that you're not happy with his coldness.

"Do you really want this?"

He asked politely, caressing your cheek as he rubbed the tip of his cock on your clit. You can't help but squirm with the stimulation. The Water Hashira's next question definitely triggered your fuck-me mode once more.

"Would you like to cum with me, Y/N?"

"Y-yes please. Fuck me hard, Giyu. I'm fucking thirsty for you~."

The Water Hashira spread your legs and finally entered you. A moan of pleasure escaped both of your mouths in unison as Giyu buried his face in the crook of your neck as he felt how tight you were.

You held tightly on his shoulders as he buried himself deeper, making you almost scream in pain and pleasure.

"Fuck, Y/N. Is this your first time?" He asked in a whisper as he soothed you with a kiss on the lips. "Yes..." you said, making him chuckle. "I want to tell you that I'll be gentle, but you pissed me off earlier. But I'll definitely make this feel good, love."

The nickname he gave you made you bite your lip, and as you did so, Giyu finally managed to enter you completely, filling your pussy with his hot and warm cock.

He slid in and out of you, making your breasts move up and down with his motion. Giyu savoured this as he licked your sensitive nipples, moaning loudly as he did so, causing you to nearly cum once more.

But whenever you feel your peak, Giyu will slow down and kiss your lips, both of your tongues fighting for dominance, which leaves you a happy loser as he wins over and over.

Giyu's hands wandered over your body, touching every crevice that he never imagined reaching. "You're mine." He said this as he fucked you so hard that you were on the verge of passing out in pleasure. The first time he did it, when he heard the most erotic sound coming from your lips, he repeatedly hit the sweet spot in you.

As quiet as he is in fights, Giyu's definitely a moaner in bed. With his sexy groans and raspy voice coming to your senses, you can't help but feel like you don't want this to end.

"Mmmm~ Giyu almost there!"

With this, the Water Hashira felt the warmth building up on his stomach as well. The dam will break soon, and you're happy to be flooded by it. "Me too, love..."

He said as his thrusts became quicker and deeper, making you moan harder in pleasure. As he fucked you harder, Giyu lifted your legs and placed them on his clothed shoulders. He held on to your waist and kissed your lips so passionately.

"Ahhhh!" You shouted in unison, as both of you hadn't been able to stop yourselves from doing so because of too much pleasure. His cum filled your pussy and you definitely loved it.

Giyu passed out over you, feeling his strength ooze out of his body. You embraced him and buried your face on his shoulders.

"Sorry for what I said earlier... I'm just frustrated because... I like you." You said you were still feeling guilty about what you did. "I'm sorry too for not showing you how much I appreciate you. I really like you too, Y/N." He whispered back, making your heart jump inside your chest.

Giyu finally looked into your eyes, giving you a smile. "But at least now I know how I will show you how proud I am of you."

You blushed at his words; you clearly know what he's implying.

The night ended with you kissing and fucking over and over again. At least you also know now how the Water Hashira performs on bed. You love it, and you definitely look forward to it again.

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𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚?

As a Giyu's girl, I crave this too soooo thanks again for requesting @pinejayy☺️

I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did. YES I DID ENJOY WRITING GIYU SMUT HAHAHA My gosh, the man's so hot. I can't contain it anymore XD

And I am definitely lucky to find those pics on Google, so shout out to the owner XD It boosted my imagination! HAHAH!

Anyways, that's it for now. 💓 Feel free to request anything ^^ Also, check out my chaptered fic, 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 - 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢 𝐗 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐀𝐔) as more surprises will come soon~

NOTE: AGAIN, Minors. Do. Not. Interact.

Ja ne~

~𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓾-𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷🌸

[not-the-blue]

listen. LISTEN. you know mafia wives is my entire jam but when Sofia stands in front of Katya's gun and tells her to shoot? it's not because she "knows Katya won't go through with it". it's not a trust moment. she would simply rather be killed by Katya than by Goncharov, and Katya would've 100% ABSOLUTELY PULLED THAT TRIGGER if it weren't for the fight.

they're not your uwu pure lesbian cinnamon rolls or whatever, they're ruthless and calculated and what they have together is ugly and complicated and AMAZING.

basically

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Honestly, one of the "best" parts of Fates' writing is that it's bad in so specific ways that there is just enough good stuff there that it gets people thinking about ways in which it could be better. For example, here are some of my own ideas:

Anankos, the Rainbow Sage, the Nohr Dragon and the Hoshido Dragon were siblings like the "modern" Nohr/Hoshido siblings, and the Nohr/Hoshido dragons were female. Those two and the Rainbow Sage sealed themselves into a human form to put off the madness that inevitably befalls dragons in old age, but Anankos didn't

Anankos eventually went mad because of course he did, and went on a massive rampage across the continent, only to be stopped by the combined efforts of his siblings and their respective human allies/partners. Valla gets flung into a seperate dimension sorta thing because of it, and Anankos gets super duper sealed away, first in the way that he can't leave Valla, and then in the way that he is sealed away within Valla

A Lot Of Time passes and Valla + Anankos get either forgotten or are erased from people's memories, but Anankos eventually manages to break free from his seal within Valla... but the one keeping him in Valla, no such luck. The people of Valla can leave, and his influence and power can extend beyond Valla, but he physically can't leave Valla

So, next actual change: Iago and Yukimura are both from Valla and servants of Anankos instead of Generic Evil Henchmen #1 and The Most Forgettable Playable Fates Character (which is saying something). Both are trying to corrupt the respective rulers of Hoshido and Nohr enough despair so that they become a suitable vessel for Anankos, who can use their distant familial connection to get his mind into their bodies and leave Valla that way

Speaking of respective monarchs: Sumeragi's first wive, Ikona is still alive, and the queen of Hoshido even in the present. Corrin also still ends up outside of Valla, but Mikoto gets yoinked back right after she gets Corrin outta there

The whole Corrin getting adopted and kidnapped stuff still happens, but both sides believe that they are Corrin's blood family due to some Magic Mind Manipulation™ from Iago and Yukimura. Corrin's not vital to Anankos' plans, but hey, can't hurt to have a potential backup vessel, right?

About halfway through Conquest, Corrin turns against Nohr together with Camilla and Elise who are already with them, they basically join forces with the rebellion in Cheve, and by proxy, Scarlet, and manage to break Garon out of his mind control a good ten chapters before the game is even over

But, there's still a perfectly good Hoshido to ruin, and so Yukimura gets to work on Ikona, who's also susceptible to that shit, especially since Iago had to flee and seek refuge in Hoshido

In Birthright meanwhile, Hoshido just doesn't get to be the Magical UwU Peace Kingdom, and their relationship to the people under them is similar to how it is between Nohr and say, the Ice Tribe. Speaking of which, Flame Tribe rebellion

In Birthright's ending, Ryoma abdicates the throne and lets Hinoka become queen because he thinks he doesn't make a good ruler

Endgame for both Birthright and Conquest sees the siblings of the side you didn't pick get pulled into the whole mind control/Being Influenced deal, and they form the last line of defence for Garon/Ikona. To get to the chamber where the respective monarch has sealed themselves, you only need to kill three of the four siblings, and it's your choice who it is! Chances are that the remaining siblings may not have the best view of Corrin afterwards, though.

Conquest has Garon join as playable in the endgame, Birthright has Ikona join in the endgame, Revalation has both of them join. Also, they have supports with each other there.

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[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Fwiends, Rowomans, countwymen, wend me youw eaws;

I come tuwu buwy Caesaw, nowt tuwu pwaise him.

the eviw thawt men duwu wives aftew thewm;

the good iws oft intewwed with theiw bones;

so wet iwt be with Caesaw. The nobwe Bwutus

hath towd uwu Caesaw was ambitious: if iwt wewe so, iwt was a gwievous fauwt,

awnd gwievouswy hath Caesaw answew'd iwt.

hewe, undew weave of Bwutus awnd the west—

fow Bwutus iws an honouwabwe man;

so awe they aww, aww honouwabwe men—

come i tuwu speak in Caesaw's funewaw.

he was my fwiend, faithfuw awnd juwst tuwu me:

but Bwutus says he was ambitious;

awnd Bwutus iws an honouwabwe man.

he hath bwought many captives home tuwu Rowome

whose wansoms did the genewaw coffews fiww:

did thiws in Caesaw seem ambitious?

whewn thawt the poow have cwied, Caesaw hath wept:

ambition shouwd be made of stewnew stuff:

yet Bwutus says he was ambitious;

awnd Bwutus iws an honouwabwe man.

uwu aww did see thawt own the wupewcaw

i thwice pwesented him a kingwy cwown,

which he did thwice wefuse: was thiws ambition?

yet Bwutus says he was ambitious;

awnd, suwe, he iws an honouwabwe man.

i speak nowt tuwu dispwove whawt Bwutus spoke,

but hewe i am tuwu speak whawt i duwu know.

uwu aww did wove him once, nowt without cause:

whawt cause withhowds uwu then, tuwu mouwn fow him?

o judgment! thou awt fwed tuwu bwutish beasts,

awnd men have wost theiw weason. Beaw with me;

my heawt iws in the coffin thewe with Caesaw,

awnd i must pause tiww iwt come bawck tuwu me.

[neverchecking]

Can you please make a part 2, maybe even a part 3 for your recent post?

Your ‘Does it count as a marriage if only one of them is aware?’

Like the chains reaction to there being another Link married and asking Sage how it happened and who the lucky girl is.

Maybe them meeting the girl and how she really is and her telling the story in a quick version of the long version on how they got married. Maybe she plays a trick/prank on them before revealing herself as Sage’s Wife?

Just some ideas I thought could go well after reading the post that I love a lot!

Yes i ABSOLUTELY can. Im not gonna say when, but I DID start it. I saw this a while back and got so excited because i write Aaliyah yeah but i never actually expect people to like her bc i barely like her ngvigbng Thats a lie i love that bastard.

Here I'll give some spitballed ideas for now.

So, Aaliyah has never met the chain. Period. Like even right now? Never. I think even in constellations she's only met a few in passing and in the smut shots they were simply there. but in her Canon timeline? Has not met them.

Sage wants to keep it this way. I've mentioned it to Bailey, but Sage, even if he whores out, is a loyal bitch. He picks his person and that's his person until they die. And he'll do anything to keep it that way. However, because of his personality they have to be...special? I guess? Like it can't just be someone who rolls over and expects every one to just love them bc oh look at me! Im a helpless lil doll <3 UwU /Ref (Thats a very niche ref guys dw i love you all and your lil ocs <3)

Which is kind of why Aaliyah is the way she is? Sage needs someone whose gonna challenge him. Not necessarily bow down, or someone who will demand him to do this or that, but someone who takes what he says, challenges his ideals and will fight to prove theirs are better. Like Aaliyah will fight him, but if Sage can prove he's right, she'll fall in line. Unlike some dragons princess'.

Sorry sorry anyway, that being said, Sage doesn't share. He doesn't play well with others either. Neither does Aaliyah and Sage knows that.

ANYWAY

So obviously the chain is SHOCKED bc how tf? Did Sage get married? BEFORE THEM???

Either way, a few of them are pretty invested, bc lets be honest. Traveling that long, with men? Not entertaining. they have zero tea. At all. So this is new and exciting to them. They want to KNOW okay? they are all secretly tea hungry housewives.

He refuses to tell them anything tho. Absolutely anything. Well okay thats a lie. He'll tell stories but only the WORST ones.

"She blew me up once. I think that's when i fell in love."

"Really?"

"Fuck no."

"Thank Hy-"

"I knew i was in love with her when she stabbed me and left me in the desert. Petty bitch. Just because I forgot dinner that night."

They're in love i swear

My point earlier with Aaliyah never meeting the chain is just to say that i have total freedom here. I can do this however I want.

And my all time favorite way of doing it? in my head with my lil tiktoks that I use to maladaptive daydream?

The Hunters being Hunted.

Aaliyah would find them long before they found her. She'd watch them and stake them out.

She's stay out of sight for a while, but eventually she'd do something small that would let Sage know she was there.

Probably drops a bomb flower in the middle of camp <3

it's the thought that counts <3

The others think their under attack but Sage knows. He's cackling and throwing his head back going "You crazy son of a bitch!" because that's his girl.

and you're probably going, "Aaliyah appears after that right?"

Wrong.

She fucks around with them until she grows bored then probably even then only sits in a tree until one night Sage goes "Isn't that right, cupcake? You're a fucking barrel of sunshine."

And she nearly decks him. "Oh a ray of absolute shits and giggles."

Scares the piss out of Sky for sure,

I just nvogng

I need the chain to meet one of the wives and then being terrified of them. Not even in a 'damn am i attracted to this?' way. No no no, I need them to be terrified for their lives <3

[dhaaruni]

Why would you add your husband’s name to your own if he doesn’t add yours to his? My #girlboss acquaintance who’s a literal CEO just did this like she appended her husband’s last name to her own but her husband didn’t add hers to his and it really irritates me.

Before anybody comes @ me with “it’s her choice uwu” just remember that our choices don’t come about in a vacuum and it’s not remotely a coincidence that even liberal, successful women take their husband’s names! Think critically, choice feminism is for weak willed pansies!!

Everybody loves coming into my mentions justifying why their wives or they themselves took their husband’s names, and of course there are some fair reasons but the overwhelming majority of American women who take their husbands’ names don’t all have terrible families!

[11queensupreme11]

There were so many perfect things in this chapter I can’t even talk about them all. Nevertheless I’m going to try.

First of all, the Bathroom Battle montage was *chef’s kiss*. It’s hilarious that all the other yanderes get ~uwu~ baby Percy ✨ (or in Beelzebub’s case at least a normal Percy) while Loki gets gremlin Percy and… this 🚽. This man will get blue in the face trying to tell the whole of Valhalla Percy is an unstoppable fighting machine and NO ONE will believe him.

With that said, are they going to respect Percy as a warrior when the truth comes out 🤔? I’m curious now.

Buddha! And Shiva! My darlings! Nothing is going to stop Shiva from getting his playdate and I honestly can’t wait for Percy’s reaction when it happens. She’s going to blink and suddenly she’s sitting in a blanket inside Shiva’s palace together with Ganesha and with Shiva and his wives cooing over them and taking pictures. There’s probably going to be rattles and bibs.

For the smut I have nothing to say because I think I died halfway through it and ascended to a higher plane of existence. Every time I try to think about it again I’m just 😳🥵🥵🤯

Oh my gods the SHADOWS ATE HER PANTIES 🤣 🤣 🤣. Quick thinking there Hades (bet he’s gonna keep it as a souvenir)! And even quicker thinking from Persephone that girl knows an opportunity when she sees one and doesn’t hesitate to take it. 10/10 would manipulate and drug again.

And Poseidon thinking Percy caught the PLAGUE. 😂

I wonder what’s stronger, Hades’ niece kink or Poseidon’s daddy kink.

I almost - almost - pity Zeus here. After Hera is done with his carcass Poseidon will probably cut it into pieces and feed it to his pet sharks. How dare his brother defile his baby princess with his filthy, greedy, lustful hands…

(In the background Hades is sweating bullets)

loki's gonna run out of air screaming at ppl's faces that percy is ✨evil✨ and i am HERE FOR IT

when the truth comes out, some gods DO respect her as a warrior, but they're also not blind to the fact that this was wholly forced on her and that she just wants to be a normal typical kid. so they'll mostly pity her and some will even up the babying 💀

(shiva will suggest more playdates 😭😭😭)

"SHADOWS ATE HER PANTIES" MADE ME CRACK UP LMAO. hades most definitely considers her panties as a souvenir now, finders keepers 🤪