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#mike ermenthraut#breaking bad#better call saul#i studied the great gatsby in junior college#i think... lalo salamanca is like tom buchanan because. i always think of that one scene where lalo just rams his car into the one in front#when there's a problem with the parking lot ticket machine#while mike is so calm and careful lalo is incredibly careless#nacho varga
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would have loved jesse to have been there with nacho during the lalo arc of better call saul for the sole purpose of just bluntly pointing out how fucking weird that mf was 😭 lalo leaves the room after doing his thing to try to groom nacho into doing more of his bidding and jesse's like "yo what was up with that dude. did u see his mustache?? he kept blinking at u all weird. do u think hes like. hot for u?? being gay's cool, no hate or nothing, but he was wack. cool shirt though. hey can i borrow 5 bucks"
#syd squeaks#just a sounding board for nacho during that era to be like 'hey what was that guy's problem' after every lalo encounter#lalo does his spongebob ass blinking at nacho and jesse's like (loudly) 'why are u doing that'#breaking bad#better call saul
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My headcanon is that Nacho wears that Cucurucho mask because Cucurucho doesn’t want anyone else to know how much his kid looks like Bad. It wouldn’t do to show the other islanders how attached he is to the demon.
(They know. They all know. They keep quiet anyway. It’s Quesadilla Island; everyone has their secrets. Even if this one is more… questionable than most.)
#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp cucurucho#cucuhalo#qsmp nacho#the islanders may be keeping quiet about it#but boy are they fucking judging the hell out of Bad#but also if they bring it up#they have to confront the fact that Bad had to fuck/be fucked by Cucurucho#and literally nobody wants that image in their heads#nobody has mentioned any of this to Foolish because the knowledge would actually kill him#he’s so oblivious that it hasn’t been a problem so far#but no one wants to take that chance
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It is my [REDACTED] birthday in four and a half months and I have been asking for a nacho cheese luge for the last year and everyone thinks I'm joking but that's all I care about.
#you know like the ice luge shot things?#except with nacho cheese#really it is a 'milestone' birthday and everyone wants to know what i want to do for it but i have zero ideas#i don't usually do anything to celebrate my birthdays aside from like family dinners and stuff#but i do feel like i have to celebrate this one#personal#the problem is most of the friends i would want there do not live in this town
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Tails absolutely uses his inventions to help out the people of Green Hills, he's the town's golden boy
Yes!!! Everybody loves this boy. Grandmas of green hills be asking Maddie what’s safe to eat for foxes echidnas and hedgehogs just so they can make him and his brothers treats as a thank you
#nacho blahs#nachos inbox#I imagine that tails would help make prosthetics if he could#idk kinda like nine in sonic prime#you have mobility problems?? don’t worry about it cause a certain yellow fox is already on the case#sonic movie#anon#miles tails wachowski#miles tails prower#tails
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Today's the day we finally move to the new house! It's been a rough journey and a very stressful one, but I'm happy to see it's almost over <3 Our cats are... less than pleased with us lol.
Taking a hiatus has been a huge help, and I'm so glad that many of you have stuck around! Doing Poll's Egg Playdate has been very fun and I hope it continues further! I'm not going off of hiatus just yet; I plan to make my grand return on JUNE 1ST, with the (very short) April recap posting on June 8th.
All of this is to say:
If anyone has poll ideas, requests for accessibility, formating changes, or just any ideas, my inbox is wide open!
I can't wait to come back and make polls again ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
#qsmp#not a poll#I'm trying not to make huge plans because it's just me working here#but I really do want to make things better!#maybe I can squeeze something in for pride month when I come back? I don't have any good ideas right now though#I can't think of anything else to say here#but I plan to start stocking up my queue so I have less to worry about in june#I'm hoping we don't get a new egg until then because I won't be able to edit any of those polls#The problem I'm having with nacho is bad enough#I think Nacho will just have to be in the 'other/combo' option#okay I think I'm done just throw questions into my inbox and I'll answer them as best as I can#although if I ignore any its because I don't have a good answer
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I miss Nacho Varga and I definitely felt these vibes today
#michael mando#nacho varga#ignacio varga#better call saul#bcs#sounds like a you problem#I miss nacho Varga
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Me listening to Cobra: wow what an amazing and powerful musical number that talks about the artist's struggles with depression, losses and adversities of being in the spotlight. I applaud Megan for opening up and being able to showcase her vulnerability in such an impactful and thought-provoking way.
Me listening to Cobra and relating the lyrics to Nacho Varga: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD ON WAIT WAIT HOLD ON HOLD ON WAIT WAIT WAIT 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
"Long as everybody getting paid right?Everything will be okay right?"
"I'm winning so nobody tripping. Bet if I ever fall off everybody go missing"
"I'm sittin' in a dark room thinking
Probably why I always end up drinking
Yes, I'm very depressed
How can somebody so blessed wanna slit they wrist?"
I can't... Hitting a little too hard I'm afraid
#i mean is Nacho's problem with alcoholism even a headcanon anymore#Ignacio Varga. Megan Thee Stallion's upcoming album is for you#is the snake theme a coincidence? yes and no. I will take it as I will. thank you#also “this pussy depressed?” she's clearly talking about trans Nacho yall. trust me I was there with her in the booth#nacho varga#megan thee stallion#better call saul
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God, just know that when you’re hurting Jesse Pinkman, you’re also hurting me,your strongest soldier.
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Sure.. That sounds nice
- 💜 anon
( awwhhh :( Everytime I had nachos they were so good,, I should just make you some )
Alright.
#💜 anon#anonymous asks#Evan speaks 🗡 🎞#evan emh ask blog#evan rp blog#answered asks#ask response#( ooc > )#maybe. but yeah. either the chips were soggy or the cheese wasnt cheese-like or whatever number of weird nacho problems there were
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I hate my brother. He’s frustrating and took so much cheese that I had to have nachos without cheese.
#zenmom#brother problems.#siblings. you know how it is#this is fine 🥲#ek kan die nachos sonder kaas hê
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top ten funny ford escape moments
1. that time it just completely died after a 20 minute trip out of town but was completely fine the next morning (last summer)
2. that time i woke up to find a huge dent in my car and someones shattered tail light beneath it (last winter)
3. that time it had an engine misfire and it was scary (also last winter)
4. that time the radio decided to change stations and turn its volume all the way up of its own volition (last winter and continuing, frequency of these events seems to be determined by humidity???)
5. that time the drivers side door wouldnt close unless you locked the door but then the lock stopped working so i had to drive to the shop with one hand tightly gripping the door handle so it wouldnt swing open on every right turn (this winter)
6. that time i thiught i had another misfire because my car was shaking more than usual and the engine light was flashing but when i turned the car on and off again everything was apparently fine (today)
7. that time my car was actually not fine because i get back into town and discover that my car is accelerating on its own (today)
8. my car was ACCELERATING ON ITS OWN I WAS NOT TOUCHING THE GAS PEDAL
9. it WOULD NOT STOP and when i put it in park it made some terrifying, expensive sounding noises (cause it was still trying to fucking drive for some reason!!!!) and i immediately turned off the car fuck that fuck that fuck that
10. also my power steering fluid is leaking but all of todays car moments are somehow unrelated according to my dad and his friend who are both way more experienced woth cars than me but could not identify the other liquid that was leaking out of my poor car
#apparently theres been like 7 recalls for this car#i think 3-4 of them are related to the problems ive been having in the almost 2 years ive owned this car#anyway today was fucking terrifying i was just gonna go to my dads to hang out and eat some tacos and nachos but then halfway there#funny moment number 6 happened#and then everything else#thank fucking god i have good fucking parents oh my god#thank god theyre willing to help me out with my 20 year old car that cant keep itself together for even a few months#especially since i know fuck all about cars like what the fuck do you do when you car refuses to come to a stop#i got so fucking lucky there too cause that didnt happen until like right after a stop sign#and that was the last stopsign before you get to my dads house too#this is a warning for the ford escape 2003 fandom#ford escape 2003#if u have one just get a new fucking car#unless ur like me and ur poor as shit#or just sentimental
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Be My Favorite - Episode 12 Thoughts
Oh look I’m watching it the day it airs for the finale. My predictions are: Max deserves better and Pear deserves better. I made myself some nachos and I bought chocolate earlier that’s not chillin in my freezer so let’s goooo:
-I was actually sick last week while watching the episode. Just a cold but I still have a cough and I think it’s so funny. Art imitates my life I guess lol
-Listening to the background vocals for the first time on this opening and holy shit way to go Krist hot damn I’m impressed.
-I actually agree with Kawi about fame. It’s not everything and privacy concerns are so valid.
-I’m still lost on this time travel thing. Do they inhabit their 17 year old bodies? Is it like a possession? What’s happening? I want answers I’ll never get. Wait are they even 17 at this point or are they older? Like early 20s?
-Dear BMF, I appreciate you giving the audience the roller coaster experience however I have severe motion sickness and now I feel ill so thanks for that.
-I do like that they hold onto each others hands when they need support. I wish we had better build up to these moments though.
-How long are these two gonna stare at each other? I get it but it’s boring to watch.
-Max my beloved. I missed you.
-I’m glad Pear found someone who makes her happy. She deserves her happy ending more than any other character.
-Did this show just give Not a happy ending of being a famous author cause I’m gonna go dive into some concrete. Dear lord we suffered him and yet there he remained.
-WHY WAS THAT GUITAR SO CLOSE TO THE WATER?
-Also put that down before I scream.
-There have been way too many montages in this show.
-Seriously move that guitar before my blood pressure rises even more.
-This was a perfectly passable show. Which is more than I can say about most Jittirain shows.
-Max definitely deserved better. Where is his show? Where is his boyfriend?
#be my favorite#be my favorite the series#be my favorite bl#the nachos and chocolate were really good by the way#i didn't hate the show like i thought i would but it definitely had flaws in it's execution#it could have been much tighter and definitely should have been thought through more so the messaging would actually work#i always have a problem with jittirain's world building because it always starts and ends with the idea#and no thought or research is put into carrying out the idea which is sad#because i genuinely think jittirain has good ideas#they just always need to be way more fleshed out than they are
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Monster au has me ascending
That crown on your head is shining extra bright today queen
I'm so glad y'all are liking it so far, I think it'll be really fun
now if you'll excuse me I am writing something dark and fucked up let's see if I can get it done tonight babes
#2 fics in a day? it's more likely than you think#because I have problems#and fics are the solution#ask tag#anonymous#fic tag#CoC Nacho AU
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Yeah, I was sobbing my eyes out 20 minutes ago during honor band practice, why? Yes, I'm doing a little dance while shoveling nachos into my face right now, whats your point?
#funny#honor band#it may be a bad habit but thats a long term problem#my right now problem is I want more nachos but cannot physically eat more
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Me on my way to watch cross rip his own damn arm off in 0.7 part 2 for the 26th time

#nacho talks#shitpost#xtale cross#cross sans#underverse#help#I’m unhealthely obsessed with him#in a#‘I want to hug you so hard your ribs crack and you have to go to the hospital to finally get some therapy for#all your traumas. like seriously man you look barely a day away from grabbing that razor blade please go to therapy’#way#Yknow?#also in a ‘I love you to death platonically and I want to see you grow up and have a happy life for once’ way#and a ‘BABY NO WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF DID YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU WOULDA COMMITED RESET CHARACTER ON YOURSELF#IF IT MEANT YOUR PROBLEMS AND ISSUES GOT FIXED PLEASE DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN I CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT UT FOR YOU TO DO THAT’ kinda way#my god i love him#I want to nibble on his skull like a hard candy
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