#neather smp

[zero-is-nebulous]

Fellas, is it gay to draw fanart of when your friend called you cute on your smp?

[punzoblr]

Remember when we all thought Dream was bleach blonde? Yeah me too

[ghostlysenses]

Fake Friends

|Tw: Fake friends, sadness, cussing, sad thoughts, Sucide, Death.

btw requests are open!

Pt2 <here

{bench trio x reader platonic}

I was walking around the prime path, waving to people as they passed by, occasionally talking to some.

I honestly just wanted to spend time with my friends, Tubbo, Tommy, and Ranboo! We didn't hangout often but when we did it was awesome!

we would go on fun adventures to the mines, forests, and the neather!

I helped build things with them and I helped them get everything they need.

But recently they havent been hanging out with me, they dont answer my messages on the pager (coummincater) and when I do see them in person and try to talk to them they either ignore me, walk or run away from me.

Did I do something?

Was it something I said?

I keep walking as my thoughts drift further and further away from me.

Do they hate me?

Is it my appearence?

whats wrong with me?

I end up in Tommys small peice of land... and there I see on the bench, all of them, smiling happily, talking, and listening to mellohi...

they didn’t even care to invite me...

I walk past quietly and make my way to L'manhole

I stand in the middle of it and look up at the sky...

I look down at l'manhole and memories rush through my head

{I was sitting in a small flower field when a boy with blond hair came up to me "hello! can I be friend?"} everyone always told me that joke but he looked honest that day

{ I nod gently and he sits next to me, later that day he introduced me to his friend tubbo and we all become good friends! we took care of each other, we built things}

it was like we needed each other...

no

it was like I needed them...

I dont even notice im crying until I feel my tears hit my fists.

I look back up at the sky

Its so pretty today...

L'manhole is made of glass....huh

I stomp on the glass...

It cracks

I stomp again, my eyes never leaving the clouds.

I keep stomping until

S h a t t e r

I'm falling

Its like timestops as I fall

I didn't even scream

I didn't make any noise

I'm just enjoying the feeling of floating

On every Pager/Coummincator the notifcation rang up

Y/N Has fallen from a High Place 3/3

You had been on your last life for about 2 years...you didn’t tell anyone... besides ranboo...who surprisingly remembered, probably because he wrote it down.

When the Trio saw the notification their blood ran cold

they ignored you constantly

they were jerks to you

none of them got to say goodbye

Tubbo was in complete shock, hands over mouth, eyes wide and tears forming. He felt terrible

Ranboo didn’t know what to think, he felt guilty, he felt like it was his fault...like he could’ve prevented this, maybe if talked to you more? maybe if he begged the other two to include you more? maybe if he knew this would happen, it would all be different.

Tommy felt horrible, he felt like the scum of the earth, he had a stone cold face with tears streaming down. He was always so rude to you, harsh and brash and always throwing out insults. Some were jokes, some weren’t. His memories of you were always so sweet and so nice, they were all good memories, something he has very little of. He knows you can’t say the same though.

Each boy remembered the last thing they said to you

Yes, surprisingly even ranboo.

Tubbo had told you about a build he was making, that was 5 months ago.

Ranboo had told you about micheal, that was 6 months ago.

and Tommy...oh Tommy, he called you the most useless thing on the smp before stomping off and never talking to you again. That was 9 months ago

Tommy felt the worst out of the group of boys....

But each of them knew collectively that

they should’ve been there for you

that they shouldve

been

better

friends.

[garbageratt]

A look into the theology of the Dream SMP:

For starters, the ones I find easier to explain:

Drista: Goddess of chaos. (Which makes it very understandable that she gets along with Tommy). She can manifest in her own body? Or though the use of XD's body? I am unsure if that has been clarified. It is my running belief that Drista's realm would be that of the neather. Mumza/Mistrixten: Goddess of death. Has only been able to play in the living realm of the server through the use of Phil's body. The gateway between life and death seems to be closed off at the moment sending those who lose all their lives into limbo or purgatory or whatever you want to call it and not to Mumza's realm. While I may be wrong, My current belief is that this has something to do with XD blocking off the end realm. Callahan: used to exist as a demigod or lesser god under the wing of XD but has since proved himself and gained godly status recently. My current belief surrounding the godhood status of Callahan is that he gained full godhood with the creation of the 1.18 world which would be solidified as his realm as we know the current overworld belongs to XD.

Each of these major gods has their own realm and the ability to appear in the standard overworld so long as there is a portal connecting the two. Callahan existed in the standard world prior to the creation of the 1.18 world because he had yet to gain full God status.

Lesser gods:

Egg: I have no clue? I struggle to even call this one a God. While it has shown to talk and have sentience, I have chosen to believe that this may have been an old experiment gone wrong. Potentially done by some combination of XD, Drista or any of the other higher gods. The "Blood God": My current theory is that this is in reference to XD . I do not personally believe is it is its own God, instead a piglin translation or name for XD. As we have seen from XD's lore with Foolish, XD gains power from death. Prime/Oogway: false god/don't exist Foolish: Now this one is interesting. He has stated that he was previously a totem of death but has since converted to the totem of XD. He is working to achieve godhood, that is his current motivation in terms of plot. I can't wait to learn more about the theology of the server but for now, my working theory is that Foolish was a totem for Mumza prior to the closing of the end. Whether or not he had anything to do with the end being closed would be fascinating to hear. Karl/the other time traveler(s): they travel through time for XD. Why this is needed is unknown but it seems to be important to XD as he mentions quickly refilling the spot after frying the brain of the prior time traveler. The working theory I have heard the most is that the prior time traveler was Ranboo. Boomers Hat: no fucking clue. Recognizes the energy of the books but I don't know what that means. Phil/Techno/Bad/others: won favors from God's or for other reasons got on good terms with God's but not much changed or what was changed has since been removed. The books: Ways to kill and bring people back in order to feed XD.

Now for the big guy, XD:

It is recognized that XD is the main god of the server. Has closed off the end but has not given a canon reason why. (Outside of canon it is known that the end was closed in order to level the playing field for any newcomers to the smp.) XD is known to have an apprentice or someone working under him, replacing Callahan for foolish when Callahan got his own realm, and a time traveler, replacing the previous time traveler for Karl when that seemed necessary. It is also known that XD has the ability to manipulate dreams, he can be seen manipulating George's dreams and has actively discussed finding pleasure in torturing Bad in his dreams. I am unsure whether or not he's connected to Fundy's dreams. Aside from why he feels the need to have a time traveler and an assistant, one of the biggest questions for me is how a life was created on the server. XD has stated that he took the form of dream as that was the first person he saw. Securing that God chose to appear as dream I did not make dream in his own image. XD did not create the players.

So my biggest questions surrounding the theology and history of the SMP are:

How did the players get there?

Who created the first players?

How old is Dream? (as we have now learned that many of the players are from past times or have lived very long.)

And finally, why was the end closed?

(I would love to hear how any other players I forgot are involved with God's, your views on the theology of the server, answers to my questions, or things you think I'm wrong about)

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

Dream is slowly, psychologically, breaking down Tommy. Like he himself said "Tommy, you're the only one who doesn't listen to me" right now, especially in the last 2 streams, Tommy is CONSTANLY looking to dream for approval, especially when sapnap was joking around near the neather portal to the smp and almost pushed Tommy in, he IMMEDIALLY looked at dream and that read very clearly (to me at least) as, "that wasn't me, it wasn't my fault please don't think that its my fault" and that shit is HEARTBREAKING, especially coming from the one person who didn't take dreams shit before. And dream KNOWS that, that why he want to keep the exile on for as long as possible. Because the longer Tommy is away, the more he's broken down and the more he'll listen to dream and respect his power because, for the love of God he can't deal with another exile.

Update: he’s literally lighting the tnt by himself to blow up his stuff now, dream keeps telling him that he’s his friend and he believes him! dream is training him like a fucking dog W H A T

[thenervousmedic]

I had a minecraft dream last night...

This is going to be a long post, but bear eith me, and take the time to read it.

I don't dream about minecraft very often. In fact this might be a first. I'm still in bed while writing this, as im afraid if I wait I'll lose a bunch of the memories.

It involved myself and a few members of the Dream SMP getting sucked into MC. Ironic, I know. Dream, George, Badboyhalo, Tecnoblade, Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, and myself. We all looked like our avatars... mostly, and even had some special skills i'll get into later.

To be clear, they were as they are in real life in terms of personality.

I've not watched the dream smp yet... maybe I should start soon. Anyway, side tracked...

The world worked differently than normal MC. It was more realistic, especially the combat and movement. Anything you can do irl you can do here. The drawback was that it made everything harder and more exhausting.

I was dragged in a month before the others, where over the next four weeks, I'd figure out how the lives system works; how difficult movement was; that crafting was nearly the same as normal mc; and how to build.

Five lives. There was a little tracker on the back of your hand, five squares for five lives. Each life you lost, a square would disappear. But it wasnt that simple. Every tine you died you'd feel the affects of the world more. Eating took longer, everything cost more and more realistic amounts of effort, and most importantly... taking damage would actually hurt.

On your first life damage was less of a danger and more of a 'stat' to just be aware of. Getting attacked, shot, exploded next to, ect wasn't too bad. But the more you died the more these things started to get scary. Arrows would tear their way in and ve painful to remove. You'd bleed and have actual wounds that needed care.

By the time the smp members were spawning in, I'd already been reduced to my last life. I was never good at minecraft, though im alright irl with a bow it didnt help much.

You spawn in unconcious. I'd lost my first life that way. I spawned above water. A painless drowning. I hadn't gone back to the ocean since, it scared the fuck out of me.

The first to arrive was Techno. I went back to spawn for the good sheep spawns there. Found him asleep in the grass. He was lucky no creepers had spawned.

Nearly everyone was bigger than me, I'm pretty small, so hauling this guys limp piglin ass all the way to my little safety shack was really hard.

Then Dream and George one after another. Badboy. Tommy... and finally Wilbur.

Wilbur was... a special case. He was a ghost. Just like his ghostbur skin had been. Fully awake, really freaking out. I was near collapsing from taking everyone else to my home, wasnt really much of a comfort, but I at least managed to convince him to come with me after the sun started to dip.

When we got back Wilbur helped me make beds. Couldn't have everyone sleeping propped up against the walls... Wilbur couldn't grab anything, but he could open and close chests. He also found out he could manafest things like his guitar, and a plushie orca. Things that made him a little less anxious. It was nice to hear music again.

I didnt get to talk to him long. We finished the beds, put everyone on one, then I immediatly konked the fuck out over the crafting table.

By the time I woke up, everyone was already awake and talking. The typical suspects. Why are we here, how, what happened, is this even real. You get the picture. I guess usually social anxiety, especially in the presence of people I admire so much, would've been a big stressor but after a month alone in this world I damn near started bawling at the thought of someone else even existing.

I told them all I know. We are stuck here, we have lives, dont fucking lose them it makes the game harder. The physics are just as janky as regular minecraft, mobs are much more articulated, armour actually has weight and at this point I wasnt aware of the little buffs everyone had to a particular skill.

Dream was incredibly good at exploiting the game's wonky system and parkouring, even of he couldnt nessesarily do it irl.

Techno was suddenly extremely knowledgeable about combat and could handle most weapons effectively. He was also a piglin-type guy which made him immune to fire.

George's coding skills translated directly into redstone knowledge, letting him build ridiculous machines with enough respources.

Tommy had incredible luck with loot and generally got good enchants.

And Bad was, thanks to his skin, some form of demonic entity and would be completely ignored by most hostile mobs.

Wilbur, as you know, was a ghost who could phase through anything and summon ghostly items.

We didn't find out everyone's special trait immediatly, of course. It happened over many days of trail and error trying to collect resources, build, and have fun.

Turns out my skill was useless by myself, hence why I never found it before they arrived. Anything I gave to another person was twice as effective. Healing items helped more, food would fill them on smaller portions, armour would get a free temporary enchant depending on what they needed.

I'd never liked playing minecraft alone.

I'm losing some of the dream, I shoukd wtite some bullet points down or this post will be miles long.

Tommy accidently befriended a wolf, he named it Wilbur to mess with Wilbur. We had two Wilburs.

Bad was constantly driven up the wall by peoples language but truly was using it as a coping mechanism early on because he was afraid of being stuck here forever. We made sure to swear occasionally so he'd get the oportunity to yell at us.

Techno lost his first life when a creeper blast threw him directly into Dream's sword.

Dream never got over it.

Wilbur started making more songs and even made a few targetted at the groups adventures.

Wilbur descovered if he goes into the floor he cant tell which was is up, this terrified him, he never went underground again.

George made automatic farms and eventually even non-minecraft typical things like a morning alarm clock, a compass that pointed to the nearest village, and invented new armour that was more lightweight but still protective.

Wilbur the wolf regularly barked at and mauled giant spiders before they got anywhere near the house, much to literally everyone's relief.

Bad learned how to read and write enchanting table symbols.

I taught Dream how to repair his clothes and in return he showed me how to build traps.

Techno learned he could talk hoglin, piglin, and villager.

Bad learned he could stare at endermen and mistakingly assumed everyone could so he told everyone else its ok to do so.

Tommy lost his first life to an enderman.

Wilbur worked with george for a whole week on special gloves that would let him touch stuff.

I took an arrow dangerously close to the lungs after Tomny's first respawn trying to bring him home.

Dream realised he couldn't take off his mask and wished he could see the world normally again, nobody knew what his vision was like.

Bad descovered a joy for cooking.

Bad also tamed a cat and named it Muffin.

Muffin the cat would ride Wilbur the wolf around.

Dream lost his first life to hunger after pushing himself for too long.

Techno took a wrong step in the neather and lost his second life to a seriously long fall.

I never knew what I looked like...

Tommy lost his second life being overrun by zombies without a weapon. We made a rule to never leave the house alone after this many deaths.

Bad descovered pretty late that milk is poisonous to him and thus cakes will kill him. He lost a life to cake. He was devastated.

Tommy built a cute campfire. He and Wilbur would mess around singing at it. Wolf Wilbur thoroughly enjoyed this.

I would stay up most of the night watching everyone sleep because I worried the house could get invaded or surrounded. They found out after Phantoms started spawning and made a rule that at least one of then would stay awake at night to make me feel better.

George built Dream an obstacle course with lots of moving parts and such. He ran it every morning.

I learned how to play guitar from Wilbur at the campfire.

Torches never burnt out after they arrived. No idea why.

That's all I can remember...

It was a hard dream, I was sad and angry sometimes... but the happy moments made it worth it.

I hope I return to that dream someday.

[willowisbunger]

I. I spent weeks digging out this 40 by 25 by 40 block area. I spent days gathering supplies from the neather, died many times. And I learn. It’s fucking off center. This was all in survival. And on an smp I don’t own or have access to mod commands so I can’t cheat this shit in. Oh my god pain _;-;)_