#you can watch this smp on twitch btw

[zero-is-nebulous]

Fellas, is it gay to draw fanart of when your friend called you cute on your smp?

[redorich]

A favorite trope of mine has always been- getting to see another person’s past. Is it some kind of judgment thing by a higher power? Something like Freeze Day from SCTFOE? Person trapped in a nightmare and their nightmare is being projected? Who knows. All that’s important is after months of healing, some of the Hermits get to see exactly what Tommy went through. It shows short clips of him before being happy, the rise and fall of Manburg, Wilbur going insane, the festival, the withers, all of it. Just short clips of these things though. The last clip of the SMP is just Dream’s mask outlined by his green hood saying, “you’ll stay here alone with just me until you learn to be quite and respectful and not fight those who are in power over you. Even if you have to stay out here *forever*.”

This turned into a whole drabble smh xD

((btw @give-grian-rights helped me so thank you))

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The remaining hermits aren’t sure what happened. They have no way of knowing. There was a witch involved, Cub thinks, but what their fallen friends must have done to piss her off to the point of getting cursed is beyond their ken. Among those laid out are Cleo, Grian, Xisuma, Zedaph, and Tommy.

Scar and Cub work their Vex magic together to figure out that their friends are trapped in their worst memories. (Etho calls it a Demonic Hell Viewing Illusion, and False smacks him upside the head for the Naruto reference.) Holding hands with a victim pulls you in, but that’s what they’re counting on. Joe’s already wading through Cleo’s nightmare before anyone gets the chance to ask, and Impulse and Tango aren’t far behind doing the same for Zedaph. However, it doesn’t work for Grian, Xisuma, and Tommy; they were found already holding hands. They must have figured something out about the curse before they succumbed to it. All the hermits can do for them, for the time being, is hope.

Tommy, Grian, and Xisuma wake to the smell of sulphur and smoke. The ground is orange and littered with bullets. Grian grabs Tommy’s hand, and Xisuma grabs a discarded rifle. Tommy points his finger up at the top of a mound of scrap metal and dead bodies. There’s a nether portal, except the obsidian is whiter than quartz. That's where they have to go to get out of here.

All around them, demons lurch and shriek and hiss and all sorts of unholy behavior, bodily flinging themselves at the trio as though they know none of them can take the men on their own, and that just by dogpiling them all one of them will get lucky. Xisuma instantly snaps into a professional mode, the way he sometimes does when he's killing zombies but they keep social spawning. He takes up the lead with machine gun fire and grenades, carving a path through the crowd. Grian takes up the rear with a handgun. Neither Xisuma nor Tommy ask why Grian is so comfortable with a gun. They've got more pressing issues.

An imp gets lucky. It's just enough to crack the visor of Xisuma's helmet, and the imp instantly gets mowed down.

"I can't see," Xisuma rasps through gritted teeth.

"Then take the helmet off," Tommy says, cleaving through an enemy with a sharp piece of scrap metal. Grian breathes in sharply. As far as Grian's aware, Xisuma always wears his helmet.

Xisuma goes quiet for a second. "I suppose you've got a point."

The helmet gets dropped to the ground and demon limbs shuffle it away. They don't have time to look at Xisuma's wild brown hair, his purple eyes, the burn scars on his jaw.

They make it to the portal all in one piece. Xisuma takes one last wistful look at the Martian hellscape, then takes his friends' hands. They step through the portal together.

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They step out of the portal into the foyer of a high school. Grian's eyes shutter.

"We'll be headed toward the roof, I believe," he says, staring dully through the spectre of a broken, bloody man holding a rope.

Tommy latches onto Grian's clammy hand to ground him as the three ascend stairs and traverse the dark, winding hallways. The ghost follows them. It isn't like Ghostbur-- it's, well, not vengeful, but it's not kind. The man named Gareth keens about Grian's sins, about a boy named Taurtis who Gareth hates, about mafia and yakuza, about his poor wife Jane.

On the last set of stairs, Gareth makes a wailing remark that causes Grian to bodily flinch. Tommy doesn't even know what the ghost said (he wasn't listening).

"Fuck off," Tommy says, "you're the shittest ghost I've ever met. Even my brother could..."

He trails off. This is not the way to fix things for Grian. On a hunch, he reaches into his pocket. Of course the object he's looking for is in there; it's his brother's coat.

He holds the object out to the ghost. "Have some blue."

Gareth warily takes it, dropping his rope. It floods periwinkle, then cyan, then dark royal blue. A weight seems lifted from the ghost's shoulders as he clutches the blue, mutters something about Jane, and leaves.

Tommy takes Grian's hand, then Xisuma's, and they go through the door to the school's rooftop together. They halt as one. The portal is there. Standing between them is a boy maybe Tommy's age, with a corpse at his feet.

"Sam," Grian whispers. "Taurtis."

The standing boy smiles, eyes obscured by a purple mask with a rectangular symbol on it, and flexes bloody wings. The corpse on the ground has blood all over its back, where wings once were, and broken headphones around his neck.

"Man, Grian, you really held out on me," Sam says. "This Watcher power really is something else--"

Sam topples over backward. His body hits the ground in front of the portal. Xisuma lowers his gun.

"He looked like bad news," Xisuma says.

Grian grimaces. "He was. Come on, let's go."

They once again step into the portal.

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“Do you want to be a hero, Tommy?” Technoblade roars, “Then die like one!”

Their paltry little group of three gets no chance to take in their surroundings, to see what’s going on and where they need to go. All they can process is the legendary PvP champion, acolyte of the Blood God, Technoblade, unleashing Withers upon what once might have been a town.

Tommy yanks them into cover. “I don’t know where the portal is,” he hisses.

Grian squeezes his shoulder. “We’ll find it.”

Explosions rain hellfire down upon them from all angles-- not just the Withers, but TNT buried in the ground. They’re so close, they can see the man who set it off. And he must have, because he’s yelling about it, yelling about his L’Manberg and his unfinished symphony and begging his father to kill him. He’s wearing Tommy’s coat--

Bile rises in the back of Grian’s throat. Tommy wears his brother’s coat.

Tommy’s eyes are glued to the gleaming diamond sword that Wilbur gives to his father. He watches his brother die all over again, and he knows where he must go. He turns his back on his broken family and breathes.

“We need to go to the Nether,” he says. They nod.

The black portal is across the battlefield. They come across corpses more than once on their way, but ignore them. They can’t afford not to.

In the Nether, there is a rickety, dangerous pathway with no rails, made of cobblestone and obsidian and oak logs. Manic-depressive ravings on signs proclaim the path as the road to Logstedshire. Piglins try to knock them off to no avail, and ghasts blow up the bridge behind them as they run. On the other side of the Logstedshire portal is... actually not a hellscape, as Grian and Xisuma have come to expect, but a little village encampment. Nothing is blown up, nothing is amiss, except Tommy himself. And, of course, the figure they spot after they catch Tommy staring at it.

It’s Dream. The up-and-coming famous speedrunner who Grian faintly recalls killing once in MCC, which was apparently a big deal. The man approaches, and Grian realizes where he recognizes the mask from. It’s the same one that Tommy wears.

“Tommy,” Dream says conversationally, “items in the pit.”

Tommy’s hand wavers, reaches up to unclasp his chestplate, but Xisuma’s hand on his shoulder stops him.

“No,” Tommy says.

“No?” Dream parrots incredulously. “You know the rules. It’s for your own good. Armor in the pit. Tools in the pit. Friends in the pit.”

They all gasp, though for different reasons. Tommy’s eyes narrow. “Friends in the pit? You’ve never said that one before.”

Dream’s head twitches. “Friends in the pit. Friends. In the pit.”

The man’s voice is deeper than Tommy remembers. Something seems to resolve within Dream’s behavior, yet he keeps twitching. “You’re in exile, Tommy, you don’t need. Friends. I’m all you need. You were doing so good. I thought you learned to behave. I’m all you need. You don’t need friends.”

What happened to the eloquent poison that used to drip from Dream’s tongue like honey? He sounds like a broken record. All at once, Tommy staggers under the weight of the realization that this isn’t Dream. Somewhere underneath that horrible man that abused him is the real Dream, trapped in his own body and watching the dreamon that possessed him hurt his friends.

Xisuma’s gun makes an appearance again, but Tommy holds up a hand in a silent request for the admin to hold his fire. Tommy grabs Dream by the shoulders, removes Dream’s mask and then his own so that he can look the man in the eyes. “I know you’re in there, Dream. When I get out of this nightmare, I’ll save you. I swear it on my discs.”

Dream’s face twitches erratically. The movement spreads to his whole head, neck jerking. He raises straight up into the air, higher and higher, then explodes into a shower of items and no body. A white portal shimmers into existence.

“What the hell was that?!” Grian demands.

Tommy grins, taking the man’s hand and leading him to the portal. “I’ve got a friend to save.”

Grian snarls. “Tommy, he abused you. He’s not your friend.”

“That wasn’t Dream. It was a--”

“Dreamon,” Xisuma breathes.

Tommy nods. They walk through the portal together, and when they wake, holding each other close, they know they’ve got a mission. They can do it.

[dangerousstrawberryshark]

Yandere Tubbo x Male Reader

Warning: little violence (not that detailed). 

This one is going to be short.

Requested from Pokadeathpony

Backstory: You live in Brighton, England, United Kingdom. (I don’t know where Tubbo lives nor do I know where Tommy lives) One day you were walking to go get some breakfast. Until you bumped into George one of your favorite Minecraft streamers and content creators. You were a small streamer, not that many viewers. You and George began to talk, he later invited you to see the dream SMP world, and you meet the other people of the dream SMP. You then got to meet Tubbo. You thought Tubbo was normal until it took a turn. A big turn. 

Btw you are 17. (Tommy will be turning 17 this year and Tubbo will be 18)

M/N: Male name

Y/T/N: Your Twitch Name.

M/U: Minecraft username

H/C: Hair color

S/C: Skin color

F/D/P: favorite donut place.

Sorry if this is bad.

You were sleeping peacefully until I heard the most annoying sound ever. 

*Beep, beep, beep,* “Ughhhhh.” You were trying to turn it off but you kept missing until you finally got it. ‘Finally got that stupid thing off!’ you thought to yourself. “What time is it?” I looked at the clock. “7:35 am. I might as well get up,” you said to yourself as you slowly got out of bed, stretching your muscles. 

You went to the bathroom to do your business and brush your teeth. After you were done, you grabbed my keys and went to go get breakfast.

As you were walking to go get your daily donuts and coffee, you suddenly bumped into someone causing me to fall. “You okay there?” the voice said, ‘I know that voice!’ you thought to yourself and looked up to see George, George Davidson!!

He handed his hand out, you grabbed his hand. “You alright,” he said, you couldn’t process anything, you just stared at him. You snapped out of your daze. “Yeah, I’m okay. I’m a fan of you by the way,” you replied with excitement. 

“Oh? Really?” he said, “Yes! I’m a big fan of yours! I’m actually a streamer just like you,” You replied. “Oh, really what’s your twitch name?” He asked, wondering maybe he’ll check you out. “Oh, Y/T/N!” 

“Okay, maybe check it out later today. Hey, wanna talk and get some food?” you couldn’t say no to that, how many get to eat with their favorite celebrity? “Yes, I would like. Either way, I was going there before I ran into you.” “Alright, let’s go.”

Time skip (You and George went to go eat, and later he checked out your Twitch channel. 3 days later, you got a DM from George saying; “Do you want to tour the Dream SMP world?” and you gladly accepted the offer. And this is where it all began.)

Y/N POV 

I recently got a message from George saying, “Do you want to tour the Dream SMP world?” and you (Or should I say “we”) know I accepted it. He said tomorrow is when it's happening. 

Time skip to tomorrow. 

I woke up earlier than usual, even beat my alarm clock before it could ring. I went to the bathroom and did my usual. George said he will invite me at 10:30 AM. “What time is it now?” I grabbed my phone and checked, “It's 7:10 AM. Will looks like I’m going to have to wait a while.”

Time skip (3 hours and 20 minutes later)

I hopped onto my PC and started it up. After it started, I opened up Minecraft and checked my Notifications. I received the invite I quickly joined in.

Tubbo POV

I was on the Dream SMP world with Tommy, Corpse, George, BBh, and Dream, when an unknown player had joined the game. That shouldn’t be possible since this server is private nobody can join be us.

“Hey who joined?” I questioned. “Oh, I met this small streamer while I was walking to go get breakfast 3 days ago, and I invited them over to give a tour of the place!” George enthusiastically over discord. 

‘Mmm, so they’re a streamer? Maybe I should get to know them.’ 

Time skip (To be honest this one is rushed. It’s currently 1:08 AM where I live and my mind isn’t functioning right now) 

After I introduced myself and the others did, we began to talk about random things. Apparently, M/N is currently streaming right now, and I went to go check it out. 

After I introduced myself and the others did, we began to talk about random things. Apparently, M/N is currently streaming right now, and I went to go check it out. 

M/N has a facecam on, and I get to see what he looks like. He had looked pulchritudinous. Absolutely exquisite. He had soft fluffy H/C hair, his nice S/C, and how his dazzling E/C shine brighter than the sun. I’m going to say it again, he is ravishing.

‘Wait, why am I calling a guy beautiful?’ this boy is triggering something in me. Something I never experienced before. Something in me wants me to protect him at all cost. ‘No stop thinking about that!’ I pushed these unfamiliar thoughts and feeling down.

As time went on my thing for M/N increased. I don’t know why I’m so infatuated with him. Tried ignoring the thoughts and feelings but they keep coming. 

‘Something is coming out of ME.’ 

Time skip ( 2 months after the meeting)

It’s been two months since our little meeting, M/N is officially part of the SMP world. I’ve been binge-watching M/N streams, his YouTube videos, and I also follow him on all his social media accounts, and sometimes I’ll search the internet to find small information. 

I was currently on a website about M/N. it listed all of the information about him since meeting George is grew rapidly on Twitch and YouTube. ‘I already know all of this!’ I thought to myself as I kept scrolling down until I came upon something interesting. 

“M/n current residence in Brighton, England, United Kingdom.” my eyes widen as I read this, ‘He lives close to me!’ I yelled in my mind. 

I was fanboying until I heard my notifications sound. I stopped what I was doing went to go check who it was from. M/N invited me, I immediately accepted it. The world was loading. “Hello!” M/n yelled.   

It was me, M/N, Tommy, and dream on the server. I noticed that Tommy has been getting close to M/n, really close to for my liking. Tommy would sometimes even flirt, this obviously made me jealous for some reason. 

We were minding our own business until “Hey M/n! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!” that was the most terrible pick-up line I have ever heard. “Oh my God Tommy?! Really?” M/n said but he was Laughing at that. 

This only made me INFURIATED.

M/n POV

I was minding my own business trying to build my home since I joined 2 weeks ago. The only other people on the server were me, tubbo, Tommy, and dream. Anyway, I was nearly done until Tommy said something, “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!”

That has to be the most dumbest and funniest pick-up line I heard. “Oh my God Tommy! Really?!” I said while laughing at his attempt at flirting with me. 

Then Tommy went on to say more stupid pick-up line. Some of them were like, “Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” and “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!” Just to name a few. 

I noticed that Tubbo hasn’t been talking as much. I wonder what’s wrong with him. I didn’t take note that was going to lead to something atrocious. 

Anyways we still had fun, Tommy kept trying to flirt. “Hey M/n, I was wondering if we could meet up since you know, we both live in Brighton,” Tommy with hope in his voice, hoping you accept his offer. I began to think, ‘Mmm, should I? Or should I not?’

“You know what? Sure. What time do you want to meet?” I accepted his request. “Uhhhhhh, Maybe on Thursday at 5:30. Meeting place F/D/P.” Tommy replied. “Alright! See you there,” I replied.

No One’s POV

Tubbo was fuming with anger as he was listening in on their conversation. ‘No!!!!! I can’t let this happen! I need to do something.’ Tubbo was thinking to himself, but he didn’t notice that M/n and Tommy had stop talking.

“Hey, Toby! Are you okay? You haven’t been talking,” Tommy said with concern. “Yeah, I’m just fine you know!” Tubbo said with venom and anger in his voice. “Wow there calm down, I was just asking. Geez,” Tommy backed knowing that his friend is anger. 

‘Why is he angry? I did nothing wrong!’ Tommy thought to himself, wanting to know what he did. “You know what, I think I’m going to leave,” Tubbo said as he left the game and went offline. 

“What’s his big deal?” M/n questioned. “I don’t know,” Tommy replied, “I gotta go. See ya later M/n!” “Bye Tommy!” Tommy has left the game. 

Meanwhile. 

“I need to find a way to prevent this meetup!” Tubbo said to himself. Then an idea came into mind. An extreme idea. 

New Messages 

Today at 4:23

Toby: Hey, Tommy. Sorry I lashed out at you today.

Delivered at 4:23 

Tommy is tying…

Tommy: it’s alright mate.

Delivered at 4:23

Toby is typing…

Toby: How about we meet up, so I can apologize in person.

Delivered at 4:24

Tommy is typing…

Tommy: today or tomorrow? Cause I have a meeting with M/n. 

Delivered at 4:24

When Tommy mentioned the meeting toby had to act fast. 

Toby is typing…

Toby: today at my place.

Delivered at 4:25

Tommy is typing…

Tommy: sure thing! When exactly?

Delivered at 4:25

Toby is typing…

Toby: 5:30 

Delivered at 4:25

Tommy is typing…

Tommy: Okay, see you at 5:30

Delivered at 4:26

‘And that WILL be the last time you see.’

Time skip (1 hour 4 minutes)

Toby heard his door knocked. Toby went to go open his door, and there he sees his target. “Hey, Toby!” Tommy let himself in. “So where are your parents?” Tommy questioned. 

“Oh, they’re on their anniversary vacation,” Toby answered. “Ohhh, okay. Wanna head to your room?” “Sure I just need to go get something.” “Okay.” 

While Tommy went upstairs, Toby went into the kitchen. He grabbed the knife and slowly began to walk, he hid the knife behind his back. Once he walked into his room, he locked the door and slowly began to approach Tommy. 

“What are you doing Toby?!” Tommy yelled as walked backward, but then he hit the wall. “It was never meant to be.” those would be the last words, Tommy would ever hear as Toby shoved the knife into Tommy’s heart. 

Toby cleaned up the body by putting it into the trash bag along with the knife. He quickly disposed of the body. 

3 days later

Tommy was reported missing by his parents and the police were on the search. M/n was worried. Toby called M/n to do a cooking stream. M/n was suspicious about this cause this came out of nowhere. But in the end, M/n agreed. 

A few hours have passed and M/n arrived at the residence of Toby. m/n knocked on the door waiting for an answer just then the door swung open revealing a smiling Toby. 

“Hey there M/n! Glad that you arrived!” Toby sounded a bit too happy for your liking. “Please come in!” he invited you in. But as you walked, you heard the door close and lock behind you. Just as you turned around you got knocked by a heavy object. 

You slowly began to wake, you noticed that you were tied up. You looked around until your eyes landed on Toby. He had a wicked smile plaster on his face. 

“Why are you doing this?” you asked desperately wanting to know why. ‘Did he cause Tommy to go missing?’ You thought to yourself until you hear Toby coming to you. 

“You know, I always reject this feeling inside me. This feeling caused me to love you. Tommy was getting in the way of us being together, he had to be dealt with.”

“You’re a monster! You killed Tommy and you think I’m going to love you?!” this angered Toby but didn’t show it. “You’ll learn to love… cause you’ll be staying here…

Forever…”

[jungledubs-archive]

Hello what is smp live :]

(This is a free coupon to infodump and also a genuine q btw)

smplive was a minecraft smp founded in early 2019 by a group of creators including jschlatt, antvenom, sneegsnag, and pokay! it's somewhat regarded as the smp that kickstarted the emergence of mcyt into mainstream media, as many of the creators that gained popularity from it went on to join smpearth and/or dream smp. the number one and titular rule of the smp was this: every moment had to be streamed. every single second you spent on the smp had to be livestreamed, whether on twitch or youtube, no matter what you were doing or how long you were on the server for. this means that for those who archived their streams, you can literally view every millisecond they spent on smplive. which makes for a hell of a rewatch, but also means that absolutely nothing got missed. if someone did something, you were able to watch it.

in fact, from what i know, smplive was the reason wilbur soot started streaming--to play with his friends (namely schlatt) on smplive, and smplive was also the origin of the “dirty crime boy” bit as well as hosting wilbur’s first performance of a song he wrote about minecraft squids, which was incredibly well-received and inspired him to continue sharing his music publicly (again, this is all from what i remember so might not be entirely accurate, but is probably pretty close)

the smp was mostly a fun multiplayer server where people built cool bases and set up shops in a central shopping district, not unlike hermitcraft s7, but with a focus on engaging the viewers by having them place “hits” on other members of the server for a certain amount of money--either for a prank or a kill. for this reason the server was incredibly chaotic and interactive, with viewers jumping streams and warning players that they were being hunted down by another streamer, and speed being valued as people rushed to try to trap and kill the designated player before they could be told. there were also, just, both failed and working traps absolutely everywhere--mostly outside people’s bases and in the shopping district, to the point where active players ran through the shopping district in a specific pattern to avoid triggering any of the dozens of pitfall traps.

smplive didn’t have any focus on or desire to do “lore” in the way that is commonplace now, but because of the nature of a lot of the people on the smp, it ran through a few lax “plotlines” (such as jschlatt running for mayor) and recurring bits that weren’t treated as your standard current “lore” but were built on and used more seriously by the fandom, such as ted nivison’s void, wilbur’s illegal potion lair, or the duel between captainsparklez and antvenom. in that way the smp was really fun and relaxing to watch, but if you wanted to take things more seriously in your fanworks, you could (and i still do! i love the void “plot” and use it in a lot of fics still)

and while on the topic of wilbur’s illegal potion lair, the relaxed attitude of the smp was also really great when it came to things like banned items--potions, among other things, were “banned”, but people made and used them anyway... so connor and schlatt started the “smplive police” and did house raids on people they thought might have “illegal items”. instead of people being punished or anything for “breaking the rules”, they turned it into another bit and had fun with it (i still think their fake ny accents, aka connor doing a ny accent and schlatt just talking in his normal accent but really loudly, were utterly hilarious). there was also another instance of the “police” where someone (i think antvenom) tried to make the entire server go vegetarian, and would confiscate meat from people, so it honestly was just off the wall all the time and it was great.

i think that’s kind of everything i have to say on a general overview of smplive! i could ramble about it for a very long time but i don’t want to make this post too long, after all, and so i suppose there’s just one more thing i should address: quite a handful of the people who participated in smplive two years ago have since been revealed as or are now acknowledged as bigoted, awful, and/or just generally offensive. it’s nowhere near the majority of all the people on the smp, and especially now that the fandom has pretty much died out it’s not as touchy and raw anymore (there was a period where i couldn’t watch smplive videos and now i don’t care as long as they aren’t on a certain person’s channel), but i think it’s a fair warning to go along with the smp that people did say shitty stuff on there sometimes and some went on to do or say even shittier stuff.

anyway, despite the flaws, smplive was really good and has a special place in my heart. and also still controls my brain because i’m still hyperfixating on it for some reason- let me go please- i want to stop thinking about lightning mcfeet-

if you ever want to watch it, plenty of people uploaded cut-down versions of good bits that you can find by simply searching “smplive” on youtube, and if you want to commit to an entire pov, captainsparklez’ entire pov is archived on youtube and antvenom’s is archived on twitch (antvenom was there from day one and is highly involved in a lot of things so i do recommend his)

thank you for asking me to ramble, i very much enjoyed this o7

[loser-lenny]

what makes c!tommy such a good character and i think the reason why so many people call themselves apologists for him is because he is genuinely one of the most relatable teenage characters i’ve ever seen in a piece of media

this is for a few reasons. (this all applies to me btw, these are my thoughts).

firstly, he’s a flawed character. which, of course in other stories those exist, but what makes c!tommy so special is that the fandom is incredibly split over whether or not he’s actually a good person. i feel like there’s no other story like this one where the “protagonist” is so widely disputed over being a hero or a villain

what’s so refreshing about this is that people in real life have flaws! and if i told people what i knew my bigger flaws are, they honestly probably wouldn’t like me either. as someone who is loud and brash and stubborn, i can say that those aren’t really good things and still see myself in tommy. and i think that’s really cool:)

secondly, everything he’s been through. i’ve been watching the dream smp for nine months i think, maybe a little bit longer. to get to the point, after watching him and rooting for him for so long, the exile arc broke me. as i watched i was angry and upset on his behalf, and it only got worse

i think the reason why me, and a lot of other people as well, became so attached to tommy during this time (although maybe i’m wrong bc his twitch chat for those entire two weeks was just “do a flip”) is because a lot of us are nd or have been through traumatic events

to put it simply, watching tommy go through the traumatic event that was exile reminding me of myself. the way he responded then and the way that he responds now, he yells and tries to cope and just the way he portrays trauma in general, it’s scarily accurate. it goes back to just relating to his character in general

thirdly, and prob last, cc!tommy is a good content creator with good streams, thus attracting a lot of viewers and a lot of people who see through his character’s eyes.

my biggest example of this was the negotiation stream pre exile and the lore stream from thursday. one of the most jarring scenes to me from the first stream, and i mentioned this the other day, was dreams sending smiles to tommy through the game chat and then claiming that he wasn’t taunting him

i was upset. and it stemmed from me watching tommy for so long that his streams were like tunnel vision for me. it felt like i was him in his world and so i thought the way he did. dunno if it’s just a me thing or if that’s him being good at him job but when you think that way for so long, you sympathize with him a lot, because it’s as if you’re excusing your own actions

that^ and also a shoutout to cc!sam for getting me so worked up on thursday. i was watching the stream and it was as if i was the one in that prison, watching it all play out. he’s a scary good actor, i’ve never been so mad in regards to anyone’s acting before (/rp tho i’m not actually upset anymore)

yeah anyways i just rlly like c!tommy and this was a very messy essay

[zathechaosgod]

Favourite Stream Moments!

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Friday 11th of December

WILBUR SOOT NEW SONG OUT NOW

PHIL IS IN CALL WITH TECHNO TUBBO AND TOMMY

Hardcore btw

YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND IS SO POG

also the others are a bit ahead of phil so tommy (and techno) keep singing along but like in advance

it’s both SO FUNNY and SO GOOD

“we should invite this guy to the smp”

Tommy and tubbo in sync: “It better be on soundcloud”

Anyway, Phil has heard little tidbits and just heard it getting better and better over time so he was really hype

LMAO WILBUR STOPPED WATCHING HIS PREMIER TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS

also MCC update video now!! With the rest of the boys

the decorations look so pretty!!

ohh there’s a gifting game?

ohh some changes to parkour tag! the hunter will light up for a bit when he tags someone

bingo escaped from the nether pog

the snakes in ace race have santa hats lmaooo

also apparently tommy has seen stuff in snowball fights lmao

“i put guns in my snowballs”

anyway finally back to chat and getting hardcore open!

it’s now canon that tommy killed someone with a snowball? lmao

small ships time today!

also the antarctic skin is now canon in hardcore as well for now?

already a fishing request lol

first, we fish, then gapple gang catch up and ship building

Also Phil says stream Your New Boyfriend

TASTE DADZA, LA JOLLA AND SALINE SOLUTIONS AND JUBILEE LINE ARE SO GOOD

ALSO AT THE END OF MCC 1 WILBUR SNEAKILY PLAYED THE RIFF FROM LA JOLLA

which wasn’t even out yet until wayy later

also phil is a mood, I literally put on ycgma today

Phil is not bringing soundeffects paid for by pizza points back

bc they got too much when he passen 200 viewers and even got some videos copyrighted

and he’s explaining to the newbies that he’s literally feral and will kill everything in sight just bc chat asked him to name something

also LITERALLY 2K AWAY FROM 1MIL FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH POG

momza is being cursed why

please don’t pour down the flavour package from instant noodles please no

ohh phil has been grinding off camera

understandable though bc warped wood isn’t the quickest to farm

gapple gang catch up! 13 new members wow

time to try out the tiny tiny ships!

also there’s a ramen debate going on again

new among us map seems really pog!

there’s this moving platform and phil can already imagine sloooowwwly getting away from the imposter lmao

“don’t be dumd, dummies”

also americans don’t know how to use a kettle lmaoooo

bunch of savages

why would you use an entire pot to boil water

just fill up the kettle and press the button

TACOBLADE

(y- you mean a taco with pork)

oh no someone talked aboit potato chips with whipped cream

and now momza wants to try it

ian is making kettle puns now lol

(i have such a bad sense of humour, they get me every time)

oh he’s using the warped stems for the ship!

momza is here with the chips and whipped cream

she actually put a little toof of cream on every chip lmao

,,, it’s just cream and chips

“mario dead, pog?” apparently someone killed mario in a new super smash trailer

“canon death, he only has a couple left”

that moment where mario dies canonically on the dream smp

we’re just in cursed foot territory today huh

MARIO IS GONE CRAB RAVE

the tiny ship is already looking good! hull is starting to take shape

also chicken and waffles sounds like such a cursed experience

ohh the windows made from stairs are cool!

the interior is gonna be empty, but he can’t use leaves bc they’ll be visible though the windows rip

so halfslabs it is

bc buttons and pressure plates are expensive

PHIL HAS SUCCESFULLY EMAILED HIS TWITCH PARTNER MANAGER ABOUT THE TOE PICS

HE GOT THE GO AHEAD ELTS GOO

JUST 700MORE SUBS AND WE GOT THEM

“haha i def wont ask regarding the toes, were not able to preapprove it, but i cant imagine it will be a violation of tos, als long if you don’t turn it into a sexual thing”

rip phil’s friendly relationship with his twitch partner manager

the half-ship is not a priority, but it’s too good not to do it lmao

lmaooo a person spamming to visit tommy got banned

the ship looks pog!

also don’t believe tiktoks spouting nonsense about new update stuff, just keep an eye on the twitter accs of people from mojang

ohh the stripped warped stems really tie the whole thing together!

someone suggested baby zombie piglins for the tiny ships!

not the boy who lived though, he’s retired

“dadza do be collecting pig children” true lex

lmaooo phil is considering making another shifts that’s literally a raft

first tiny little details on the first tiny ship though!

daily reminder: blocks have eyes. all the blocks you’ve been mining have eyes and they’ve been looking at you and judging you

the raft is gonna be made out of campfires!

the raft is so cute lol

phil is considering a new title for pre-dream smp people or something?

which,,, that’s me but also i didn’t sub until this month :(

phil really just lost his mind for like,,, 30 seconds in a rant about realism then went “anyway, so just the sides?”

literally the only goal of this raft is to look funny

que the moment of panic when phil finally asks the big question: can mobs spawn on the campfires?

the answer is no, but the signs on the sides are useless bc of render distance issues

oh wow someone just made an awesome suggestion: turtles pulling the raft

which is gonna be a bit to get into the nether void, and even then they might just yeet themselves

“are we going to spend the rest of the stream getting turtles into the nether void?” yes, yes we are

TURTLE STREAM PART TWO LMAO

current strat: matching up portals right at the place where they’re gonna have to be, then get them manually in the overworld to the correct portal

but first replacing the signs with trapdoors

oof the overworld portal is gonna be a thousand blocks away both x and z

this is far just flying, let alone taking a turtle all the way rip

let’s hope the game blesses us wuth turtles nearby

someone suggested naming one of the turtles toby lmao

ITS LITERALLY ON A MOUNTAIN RIPPPPP

he’s taking a toilet break, but i saw him losing his mind rip

guess we’re gonna be here for a while huh

MOMZA CAME BY TO PUT A BEELLOON IN HIS SEAT LMAO

also tts is spamming sevens wow it’s weird hearing it go on for so long

he’s back!

he was rage brainstorming on the loo lol

he’s gonna bring the eggs then have them hatch nearby to save some pain

turtles nearby pog!

uh oh leads don’t work

it’s boating time bois

POG THE EXACT PORTAL LOCATION IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE RIVER WHICH IS CONNECTED TO THE OCEAN WHERE THE TURTLES ARE

so no boating over mountains!

he just suffocated a turtle in a boat

“my god they are stupid. not me i am the best. not my fault, never was my fault.” surreeeee

MIMZA

“if anyone was wondering if phil got cocky after the blow up, here’s your answer”

in a classic phil move: he forgot his brown shulker box and is now making a point in not picking it back up

to be fair, the man’s got over three chests of shulker boxes

phil has been holding his emergency bonus water bucket in his inventor this entire time to see if anyone would notice lmaooo

aww he’s nice today, he put ot back and even picked up the brown shulker!

someone asked about the big ol’ smuc podcast

he’s so surprised bc that was never a thing? that was just them sitting around bc his capture wasn’t working?

we just want the big ol’ smuc back phil

give it to us please

the legs of turtle become propellers when you push them lol

phil won’t tell us what the next big project is gonna be :(

he used to have such an awkward version of the urahara skin

but it’s always been urahara!

ONE OF THE TURTLES IS CHILLING IN A WALL OF LEAVES IN THE NETHER NOW

they all went through tho pog

“is he dead?”

the turtle really is just,,, not moving

now just to find a way to keep them in position and not have them kill themselves

black glass pog?

fun fact of the day: passive mobs don’t despawn unless killed, so the turtles won’t despawn!

also if you see a chicken in the nether, a baby zombie spawned on top of it, but the baby zombie despawns amd the chicken doesnt, leaving just the chicken lmao

the turtles are just staring at him as he’s placing the glass lol

they tried to run away now

“if anyone asks where the turtles came from, tell them they just showed up. they spawned here. if anyone asks tell them “well chickens spawn here””

time to rename them after the tmnt minus raphael!

HE JUST HIT ONE OF THEM

he (and all of us) would’ve lost it if he killed one

PHIL JUST IMPLIED HE KILLED RAPHAEL?

the turtles almost escaped! used the anvil he placed down to get over the bushes lol

turtles have been locked in black glass!

now let’s hope it actually looks cool lol

“by far the stupidest thing i’ve placed in the nethervoid, just saying”

“thank you for your money, no.” - to the bits dono who needs more pizza tokens

TURTLES LOOK POGGGG

chat is calling PETA on him lmaooo

he made his most recent backup like last week, but the last one before that was october oof

time to put a banner on as a sail!

and use more black glass to round out the thingy around the turtles

someone called chat feral and phil not feral at the beginning of stream

time to take that back bruh

lol dad just called little blade “little eggnoblade”

SHADERS POG

lol sneeg is using tts bc he needs phil’s info to send him merch

props to momza she’s sending it!

rare sight of unconnected glass texture in the nether void!

it’s weirding out Phil how little the turtles are moving lmao

also if you wanna become a contenct creator: diversify your media dont just stream on twitch, stream on youtube, use tiktok, whatever, but put yourself out there!

also check out philza’s likes on twitter for pog fanart!

THE HE AND SHE FANART IS SUPER POG WOW

AND PHI LTAKJING WITH THE BLAZE EMPRESS

AND THE ANGST

theres so much story in just three pictures wow

he even likes stuff from indirects lol

no fanart is hidden lmao

time to struggle with making banners!

he had to watch a tutorial for the one on his shield on the dream smp lmao

HE DOESNT HAVE WOOL

This man has everything but wool

“uh oh chat, i don’t think weve checked the iron farm in quite some time”

“i’m just gonna ignore it”

and this is supposed to be the responsible adult?

okay he’s got enough wool now, but he still needs cacti for the dye rip

his goal is to have farms for every single thing so situations like this don’t happen anymore

HE ALMOST MADE THE WRONG DYE LMAO

man is so rich he drops almost a stack of iron on the ground and doesn’t care

idiot man did not realise he had cactus green in a chest in the nether void lmao

redemption! the signs have a use after all so at least the banners hang now

phil with the not (?) moving turtles is like schlatt with the pope lmao he’s losing his mind

the raft has an itty bitty crow’s nest now!

LANA GIFTED THE EXACT NUMBER FOR 420SUBS POG

SNOOP DOG TIME

TIME TO PURGE THE WEAK AGAIN

Phil thinks he’s 90% of the streams now

(I can bet that he underestimates how much of us watch this thing unironically)

it’s so funny how often he gets raided during or right before Blend W time

“no we can get him to be straight” - this is about turtles looking in the right direction dw lol

“are they looking at me?”

mob ai is honestly a mystery lol, we’ll see how long they keep looking in the right direction

Phil is doubting building a really big ship now, bc he doesn’t want to cover up the smaller ones behind it

ohh no okay he found a position where it won’t block the other ones!

also he’s gonna stick to the warped wood bc he likes those the most

:o safe design! for on the titanic lmao

also rip endyman

phil sees a pig face and he just thinks “techno”

(in which he isn’t alone)

ohh someone suggested an awesome blackstone with gold ship but only half out of the portal so it doesn’t cover up the rest of the ships?

but first jack and rose bc we do not have time for a big ship like that rn

unofficial tommy raid lol

why would you not want to raid niki tho???

f in chat for second coin

also lore recap for hardcore at about 4 hours in!

(i’m really tempted to write a fantasy novel based on this lore now lmao, but imma wait bc there’s more lore to come with future projects)

ohhh the next project is gonna be in the overworld!!

amd it’ll introduce a new character pog

the titanic* (*nethervoid edition) is gonna be made out of blackstone! it’ll be a little test for the big ship as well!

Someone asked him where the whole “Philza Minecraft” came from and it’s bc people posted screenshots of like his twitch name with the game next to it and philcult and sleepytwt just pushed it so it’s a thing now

and now chat is spamming “PHILZA MINECRAFT”

lmao wednesday we spammed “MOMZA SUPREMACY” and kristin didn’t stop chanting it for the rest of the night

jack and rose on the bow of the ship is gonna have to be one of those things that we will not talk about again once it’s finished lol

also Phil is not gonna stream cyberpunk, not even gonna play it probably, bc just isn’t his thing

he went off to bother momza but she heard him coming :(

smp earth really feels like a decade ago huh

ship struggles again

this is one of those things where you just have to trust that it’s gonna work out in the end and keep going

ship is coming along nicely tho!

someone mentions sand and immediately chat becomes feral huh

(i did actually rewatch the sand jesus video today)

(also my little brother showed that one to our parents oops)

(so even my parents know about samd jesus)

the ship looks so saddd the mast is tipped over

ohh and banners as tattered sails!

time to yoink some wool and shulkerboxes for the sails!

“don’t wanna shave jeb, he doesn’t need that in his life right now”

the bully stare is the most hilarious thing i’ve heard lmao

the titanic is coming together already!

jack and rose are gonna be in black glass bc it won’t be very visible and we need them to stay in place

nevermind the netherstar, a heart of the sea as the heart of the ocean!

chat really wants him to name it dave

lmao we were waiting for a second zombie piglin to spawn and something dark spawned and phil was so confused but it was an enderman and it was not happy to be there

“who’s gonna be rose, gold pants or no pants?”

jack and rose are here now! (rose has pants)

karl raid!

THEY ESCAPED “well this is awkward. how about i just put them on the ship?”

he almost killed rose but i really thought that s5 was about to begin

THEYRE LOCKED IN FINALLY JACK AND ROSE ARE HERE AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE

Phil really only saw Pirates of the Caribbean recently,,, like dude

Time to raid Ranboo!

GARBAGE DAYYY

[rev-1832]

please for the love of all fuck explain mcyt to me

Omg I've been waiting for this

So mcyt means minecraft youtube, but usually also includes Twitch streamers. It's like a in general thing, and not pointing to anything specific

But since you sound so confused, I'm gonna explain to you the Dream SMP lore 'cause why not

TL;DR: Chaos and war, basically also like a hamilton, heathers, and les mis crossover (but i mean if you want to understand everything you should read.)

If theres spelling mistakes, sorry

Note: Everyone on the smp has three canon lives, and when you loose all three you're canonically dead (except philza minecraft. he has one canon life bc hes known as the hardcore guy bc he had a minecraft hardcore series for 6 years until he was killed by a spider while trying to fight a baby zombie lmaoooooo)

IMPORTANT: THIS IS ALL RP. IRL THEY’RE ALL FRIENDS. THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PLAYER AND THE CHARACTER. THE RELATIONSHIPS AREN’T ACTUALLY TOGETHER IRL. ITS ALL THEIR CHARACTERS THAT THEY MADE UP. (obviously the best friends stuff are irl)

In the beginning there were 8: The Dream Team (Dream, Georgenotfound [the guy in my pfp btw :)] , Sapnap), Badboyhalo, Awesamdude, Ponk, Callahan, and Alyssa. Around this time, nothing much happened since it was all brand new, uhh yeah (this was around may-july of this year)

Then around late july new members joined: Tommyinnit, Tubbo, Wilbur Soot, Eret, Skeppy, Fundy, Punz, Purpled, and Schlatt. This part is very important to the lore, because the lore kinda started off with the british (so tommy, tubbo, wilbur, eret) Schlatt was banned, cause Sapnap was the one who invited him and Dream didn't know who he was. He'll come up later.

So Wilbur and Tommy decided to create a new nation called "L'Manberg". Also around this time (i think) Nihachu and Jack Manifold joined. They also were part of L'Manberg. There was this huge revolution between Dream Smp and L'Manberg. Very historical period on this smp. In the end, (i think it was?) L'Manberg who won (if memory serves).

After that, L'Manberg had started growing bigger, with a lot more buildings added and stuff, notably Church Prime, which where they created a religion for Twitch Prime, which is how you can sub to your favorite twitch streamer for free if you link your amazon prime account. I'm pretty sure around this time, Quackity, Karl Jacobs (if you watch Mr. Beast; yes, that karl jacobs), HBomb, Technoblade, and Antfrost joined. And then the railway war started. It happened when Tommy accidentally ran over Dream with a Minecart and then took his stuff. This is how the disc war started (once again, if memory serves). The two discs Tommy owns are his prized possesions, and Dream took them. Also around this time the Pet War started, with Sapnap killing someones(i forgot oops) pet. And then more pet killing. Annnnd then even more.

Then there was the L'Manberg eletion. There was POG2020, who was Wilbur and Tommy, SWAG2020, Quackity and George, Coconut2020, Fundy and Nihachu, and Schlatt2020 which was Schlatt. Oh yeah and he got unbanned btw

SWAG2020 and Schlatt2020 decided to combine their votes, thus Shclatt became president and Quackity his vp. Oh and ever since the election Quackity has this grudge against George bc he slept through the election. Schlatt renamed L'Manberg to Manberg, and exiled Tommy and Wilbur from it.

Schlatt is a evil dictator who likes power. He and Quackity started fighting, and so Quackity became part of Tommy and Wilbur's side. Around this time was The Battle of the Lake and The Burning Eiffel Tower, both part of the pet war. (It seems like a innocent war but its actually brutal lmao) Also (irl) Mr. Beast had a $10,000 Taco Bell gift card hunt. Eret won. It was at the cords 6969,420, because haha funny number haha weed number. This has nothing to do with the lore but yeah. Eret also became King of the SMP 

Then there was the Manberg festival. It was to celebrate democracy, but Tubbo puts it as "i decorated my own execution" bc he helped decorate it, but he was murdered there. At the festival was the Manberg Massicare, where Technoblade was forced to shoot tubbo, but he released a firework rocket kiling Tubbo, Schlatt, Quackity, and a few others. Many people lost one of their canon lives. Wilbur went all J.D like and planted 11 stacks of TNT underneath Manberg, and wanted to blow it up.

Pogtopia was formed, which is a ravine which i think is underneath? manberg? Which included basically everybody who wasn't neutral or with schlatt. On November 16 was the Manberg VS Pogtopia war, but the Badlands were also there. The Badlands is a nation of four people: Bbh, Skeppy, Awesamdude, and Antfrost. They faught with the loosing side, so the chaos could continue. Eret disobeyed Dream and got stripped of his royalty, and gave it to George. Oh and during this time, George had no idea there was a war and was building a cottagecore mushroom house with callahan and was very confused with all the death messages in the chat. Schlatt died canonically of a heart attack or stroke (no one knows tbh). Tommy became president, passed it to wilbur bc he still has unfinished buissness with dream (the discs), and wilbur passed it to Tubbo, who made Tommy his vp. Technoblade then argued about how government is bad, and they're just repeating history. Philza Minecraft joined the server, but no one could find him, until Wilbur blew up L'Manberg (they rechanged the name also). Wilbur then made Philza kill him, so Wilbur also became canonically dead. Then Techno, still mad at L'Manberg and governments, summoned two withers and made it attack the others. The Geogre decided to check out what was happening and helped fight. After the chaos, Captain Puffy and ConnorEatsPants joined the smp. About one to two weeks later Vikkstar and LazarBeam joined, then about three months after that Ranboo joined.

They rebuilt L'Manberg on stilts, and there water where the explosion was, but now with coral and stuff to make it all pretty. Tommy and Ranboo decided to go steal from Georges mushroom house, but then also griefed it and burnt it, and Dream, being a George simp, built obsidian walls around L'Manberg. They took Tommy to court, and was put on probation. Then Tommy got exiled (again) but this time by his own best friend. This made Quackity vp and Fundy secutary of state. Dream also took Georges king thing and gave it back to Eret because Eret has a good relationship with everybody, whereas George being King just caused chaos cause hes close to Dream. Quackity and Karl made Mexican L'Manberg, and George and Sapnap joined in also. War against Dream SMP, it was a negotiation and it got renamed into El Rapids (reference to Chilling in Cedar Rapids, which Hilary Clinton once said, and Quackity referenced it, got it trending #1 one twitter (well i mean dsmp gets things trending like everyday but), and got DONALD TRUMP TO SUBTWEET HIM. (This happened irl)

In his exile, Ghostbur (wilbur as ghost) and Tommy made Logstedshire, and Dream was often there to watch him. Dream then blew it up, and now Tommy is living with Techno in his arctic place. Currently, Quackity made a thing called The Butcher Army, so they could execute Techno. Tubbo, Quackity, Fundy, and I also think Ranboo? are trying to get another festival, and yes its a secret execution plan, but for them to kill Dream, who they realized is who they need to kill first. The disc war is still not over. Tommy has one of his discs, but Skeppy is in possesion of the other one.

Unluckily for Tommy (reguarding the discs), something happened in the Badlands. Bbh was digging out his underground statue room (he plans to make a statue of everyone of the server) and found this crimson egg. He, Antfrost, and Captain Puffy kinda got possesed. Also since Skeppy didn't really hang out on the server at night, but bbh does (OF FUCK I FORGOT TO MENTION HE AND BBH ARE BEST FRIENDS) Captain Puffy created Discount Skeppy, which is her in a Skeppy skin. Skeppy found out, had a little conflict with her during her stream, but it was resolved, and at one point in the stream, he asked bbh to choose between him and the egg, and when bbh didn't answer, he went to the egg, put himself inside it, and logged off. Couple days later, bbh and puffy got him out, hes now possed by the crimson, called Technoblade his "best friend" infront of bbh, and is now living in a grass hut. Bad is convinced theres still some skeppt left, but yeah. Skeppy also wanted to burn the disc.

End of lore for now, bc its like if you miss ONE STREAM YOU MISS LIKE A REALLY IMPORTANT EVENT AND ITS STRESSFUL

Not much part of lore but Nihachu and Captain Puffy once went on a date. They’re both bi irl and Puffy was on Nihachu’s Love or Host (twitch dating show. its really entertaining) Captain Puffy was a contestant, and chose love. (LoH is also how Nihachu and Wilbur met.) 

Funfact: Theres 5 irl lgbtq+ ppl on the server (people who came out, anyways cause you never know, ya know?) Antfrost is gay, Eret, Nihachu, Captain Puffy are all bi, and Karl Jacobs is ace spec 

Family stuff: Philza Minecraft (he'll come up later) had two twins with a Samsung Smart Refrigerator in the 70's. The two twins being Wilbur and Technoblade (he'll come up later also) and also had another son, Tommy. They also adopted Tubbo, who they found in a box on the side of the road. When he grew up, Wilbur met Sally the Salmon, and they had a fox together (dont ask just go with it), which was Fundy. (The character) Fundy is trans, and yeah . Bbh is a dad to sapnap and yeah

Oh and a new member is coming on today on Quackity’s stream (twitch.tv/quackityhq at 5pm CST if you want to watch) 

I left out some parts, sorry, but theres always the wiki...

Wilbur Soot is also a musician! He wrote I’m In Love With an Egirl, The Internet Ruined Me, and Your New Boyfriend. (did you know the last one beat taylor swift for #1 trending on youtube? idk why but im really proud of him for that) They’re all catJam’s. Go listen!

[hermits-that-craft]

What is the dream SMP and where do I start watching it.

I thought it had to do with the YouTuber Dream but I don’t see any of the content on his channel so I’m confused.

I’m really stupid btw

no no no, you’re actually on the ball!

Dream SMP is a server created by Dream (the youtuber). Most of his content is streamed over on twitch.

Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot and Fundy all have videos for the server, if you want to watch youtube videos instead of twitch streams/vods

I’ll link some playlists!

Tommyinnit (every video in dream smp): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRnfj2S6NeHggg1EPxIjSCmIjj9yJLgo6

Wilbur Soot (this playlist has three animatics in it - you can skip them if you want): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg4_kd230QjByEkT8fz3Nc_ApuuUvpQIL

I would also suggest watching some VODs because a) they have a lot more content b) just about every other person on dream smp streams so you can find your favourite streamer and watch them (mine is quackity)

[foryouthegays]

techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream

good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together

times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00

FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)

i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33

i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in) 

who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17

00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO

00:8:55 tommy time :/

0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING 

i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade

00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw

00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j

00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much

00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020

00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!

i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive. 

00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home. 

techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn

00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at  01:14:20)

00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-

why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45

this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka

LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49

00:54:30

techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain

tubbo, quietly: like jesus!

i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op

techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!

techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-

00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur]  a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH 

01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww 

also he has a fanart wall again!!!

01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS 

“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15

ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”

holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)

the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:

techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it. 

01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo

techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30

01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like 

01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe

“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”

“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”

“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”

“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”

“oh my god...”

“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.

“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”

“listen, my desk is-

“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”

“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”

“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”

“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”

“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”

techno is such a disaster i love him

01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn

“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)

01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it

i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade

IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA  LSKJDAFJASD;LKF

i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he

he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it) 

01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line

has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla

01:57:30 techno plea se eat 

ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying 

techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”

02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG  NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG

02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj

02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc. 

also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much

i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends 

02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon

02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S  but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho

hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary  02:35:40

02:37:30 technosneeze 

hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk????? 

overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend. 

[aceblueorchid]

Hello there! This is my minecraft side blog. I post minecraft & mcyt stuff. My asks/submissions are open so feel free to ask me anything.

Read stuff about me and this blog below.

[Main Blog] | [Art Blog] | [My Thoughts Tag] | [My MC Builds] | [MC Wiki Shortcut]

I watch several SMPs & MC Series. Hermitcraft is my major obsession atm. Dream SMP, the Life SMP series and Origins SMP are other things I reblog about.

I found Hermitcraft as they were starting their Season 7, and I love all their creativity and such. I mainly watch: Grian, Bdubs, Mumbo Jumbo, GoodtimeswithScar, and Etho.

Years later, I believe Philza got me back into minecraft and got me into Dream SMP around late 2020. I am so grateful for that because it introduced me to other CCs.

I am a big fan of several content creators but I mostly watch: Philza, Sneegsnag, Ranboo, and Technoblade. Philza is my main comfort streamer.

You can call me Ace, Blu, or Jay. I don’t care. I’m 24 and an Aries. If you wanna find me on Twitch my name is blu_wingz. DM me how you know me first ^^

I am asexual and my favorite MC flower is the blue orchid. I wanted to save minecraft builds and references. That’s how this blog came to be. It was also during the phase where people made blogs based on minecraft items/mobs. So it was meant to be.

This TV head figure in the banners is my minecraft sona. I made the skin myself and made many versions of them in different outfits. I wish I could showcase all of them but it’s too much. I make art too btw cough cough

Back in high school, I played pocket edition a lot. Then I went on and off it. I didn't have money to buy actual MC. I would watch minecraft youtubers, such as Cupquake and Mindcrack, instead.

Then, in 2019, I got a job. A friend of mine started a server on Java so I bought it and now i have spent years in one survival world.

In minecraft, I am a miner, explorer , and now a builder. I like following tutorials to recreate builds in my world, and I’m used to making my own creations. I am NOT a redstone person tho. I’m not smart enough for that.

My favorite building style is medieval with stone bricks, terracotta, concrete and prismarine! Preferred wood type is dark oak and spruce. I do post about my world under the orchid’s MC world tag.

That’s all for now! Have a nice day!

[honkster]

November 30th - Dream SMP

Timing the streams

Little rules to make it easier for me to timestamp

^_^ after a quote - a joke conversation.

:| after a quote - a serious/lore important conversation.

|_| - banter on top of something plot relevant/Something plot relevant in banter form.

Usually if I write *someone* logs on, that means that there's either a little interaction or something that happens when they log in. If something isn't that important, or doesn't relate to any of the SMP lore/drama, I'll usually just leave it out.

Hope that these help get a better picture of all the drama!

The streams that I chose to take timestamps from:

Fundy - Dream SMP - THE CHESS CLUB

CaptainPuffy - DreamSMP - WHO DO I SIDE WITH?!

Philza - Dream SMP - Let's get more stacked :D

Btw Puffy streams end up really weird for me. Apparently the stream starts before midnight and ends after it, which makes the date on Twitch slightly off. So while this stream of hers actually started like half a minute after midnight here and is showing as December 1st, I’m labeling it as November 30th because my timezone is so fucked that LITERALLY EVERYONE starts their streams about AN HOUR before I have to go to sleep at a reasonable hour. Fuckin hell... That’s why it takes me 10-15 hours to get these timestamps out you’re better off reading recaps honestly.

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Fundy’s stream

0:09:40 Fundy starts playing Minecraft, but gets distracted by chat asking him to sing a bit of his song.

00:10:48 He wants to meet up with Ranboo to do a deal.

00:12:03 They get into a vc. (Fundy tries to scam Ranboo)

00:16:42 Fundy deafens.

00:17:31 He undeafens. (To scam more)

Fundy and Ranboo vibes are absolutely incredible. Please watch this.

00:30:10 Fundy leaves the vc and starts work on the Chess Board.

00:31:25 "Did Tommy report today?" ^_^

00:33:37 "Here's the plan!" ^_^

00:39:32 A donation pops up that starts the long conversation about character!Fundy's age.

00:39:52 Thunder1408 joins the game.

00:48:00 CaptainPuffy spotted.

00:57:30 "PTSD" ^_^

01:04:48 "You guys wanna hear me rap?" ^_^

01:14:55 Strider spotted.

01:23:51 "Are you ready to fly?" ^_^

01:31:37 "There he is- OH" ^_^

01:40:50 "Disaster strikes" ^_^

01:44:41 "It's all fine!" ^_^

01:53:50 Wilbur joins the game.

01:56:12 Ghostbur spotted.

02:13:32 "Uh oh" ^_^

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CaptainPuffy’s stream

00:02:55 Puffy starts playing Minecaft and immediately starts explaining about her options.

00:10:17 "Who owns Schlatt's body parts?" :|

00:14:30 "Allegiance to Nikki" :|

00:18:27 Fundy spotted.

00:23:27 "Shovel" ^_^

00:29:40 "Chess Board!" (And Puffy helping out Fundy) ^_^

Fundy and Puffy vibes are great as well! (Is it just Fundy + anyone = great vibes? Is it just because I like Fundy? What.)

00:34:30 Dronebur!

00:42:10 "Uh oh" ^_^

00:46:11 Puffy leaves Fundy and goes to show off her house. But Fundy follows her.

00:54:39 She tries to go to Gogy's house.

00:55:34 On the way, Three Cosplaying Idiots spotted.

00:57:33 She returns to her house.

00:59:45 She starts work on the underground.

01:44:20 "Uh oh Nikki" |_|

01:49:48 "It is animatic time!" ^_^

Sadly, from 01:54:00 to 02:06:00 the audio is muted :(

02:06:00 The ending of Sad-ist's [Dream SMP War] | Animatic

02:07:34 Sad-ist's Dream vs Technoblade Animation

02:10:42 Sad-ist's "The Fall" | Dream SMP Animatic

02:15:00 Sad-ist's Dre SMP

02:15:53 Squiddo's Centuries | Dream SMP (animatic)

But that animatic isn't watched in full. Audio mute from 02:18:00 to 02:24:00

02:24:00 Amanda Fagan's Please Don't Make Me Choose - Tommy's Song (Dream SMP)

02:27:10 Bowl Bear's Captain Puffy The Janitor (Dream SMP animatic)

02:29:11 nice's Seventeen | Dream SMP Animatic

02:33:16 tamato jam's Epic III [Dream SMP Animatic]

02:40:00 Kanaya's Your Unfinished Symphony - Fundy's Theme [Dream SMP]

02:42:13 Kanaya's Marionettes - Dream's Theme [Dream SMP]

I BEG OF YOU PLEASE WATCH KANAYA'S STUFF IT IS SUCH A VIBE

02:49:28 "Oh I just remembered something" :|

02:52:34 "Blow something up" :|

After this, the stream ends soon.

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Philza’s stream

00:08:15 Phil logs on and immediately goes to steal food from Purpled.

00:14:12 "Did somebody just request to go fishing?"

00:16:42 Phil goes to enchant a fishing rod.

00:21:18 Puffy's under-construction house.

00:23:34 Fishing!

00:37:35 Ranboo spotted.

00:41:15 Philza choppy boi goes to work.

00:46:00 The stream audio starts lagging and eventually gets taken down.

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00:11:34 Phil returns home and gets ready to head into the Nether to mine debris.

00:14:45 Blend W

00:27:16 A Donation about people headcanon'ing Wilbur and Techno as twins.

00:42:10 The Angst-Fest start.

00:46:25 Wilbur and Tubbo appear in stream chat.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SKIP ANY BIT UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SKIP BECAUSE HOLY FUCK PHIL WHY

OK OK AFTER 01:05:55 IT SEEMS TO CALM DOWN AS PHIL STARTS TALKING ABOUT RANBOO.

NOPE AT 01:28:03 PHIL MAKES OUR EYES BLEED OUT BY SHOWING FANARTS ON STREAM.

WILBUR RETURNS AT 01:30:10

(OK SO FAR PEOPLE HAVE QUESTIONED HOW TOMMY WAS MADE, HOW OBVIOUS IT WAS THAT KRISTEN IS A FRIDGE, WILLBUR HAVING WAY TOO MUCH POWER OVER MAKING THINGS CURSED AND PHIL SCREAMING AT CHAT TO STOP ALLOWING HIM TO GET MORE POWERFUL, PHIL HAS QUESTIONED HIS MARRIAGE OVER ICE CHEWING, CHAT HAS QUESTIONED WHO THEIR MOTHER ACTUALLY IS AND WE WERE ALL FORCED TO LOOK AT CURSED FANFICTION OF THIS NEW LORE. I LOVE THIS TIMELINE)

01:31:56 Phil shows chat "Sharky and George" and then everything seems to calm down just a bit. (Oh you can start skipping by bits if you want now)

01:41:54 Strider spotted. Commence search for Warped Fungus.

01:52:40 Lagza

01:57:15 Fundy spotted.

01:58:16 Phil returns home. The search for Warped Fungus does not end.

02:00:09 Phil's attention is on Ranboo for a bit, then returned to the striders.

02:25:13 "Uh oh"

02:37:39 "Killza wants revenge"

02:44:00 "Phil struggles with a villager"

02:55:40 "Oh god why are they still on this topic"

02:58:20 "What do I need to save Ranboo?"

03:01:45 Ranboo joins the vc.

03:03:12 HBomb joins the vc.

03:15:40 Phil decides to help Ranboo mine.

Phil really is the dad of the server <3

03:26:08 "Oh did you hear..."

03:35:35 "Secret"

03:49:00 Phil leaves the vc and the stream ends soon after.

[jebbysaysrandomstuff]

So I have another theory about the dream SMP. But its not necessarily about an individual character.

More about the Prison (and who is going to be in the main cell)

I do have atleast 3-4 candidates on who I think is going to be imprisoned and they are:

-Tommy -Tubbo -Technoblade -Phil

And possibly Ranboo.

I get it, you may be confused as to why I said Ranboo. But, because of his memory, he can be easily manipulated or be blamed for something he may not remember doing. So that could get him thrown into the prison.

Im sure everyone expected to see Tommy on the list, he is ideally the only one that goes against Dream, and that has proven to be quite a problem in the past. And besides, Dream said it himself, he likes doing the things he does to Tommy because hes "fun to mess with". So he could easily lock Tommy in that Prison, isolate him from his friends again.

So.. Tubbo is just a meh, I was thinking that he would be used as a way to get to Tommy because Tubbo is important to him. But I do see that Tubbo may pose a threat aswell. After all, Tubbo can hold his own against Dream if it were to come down to it. But I ideally only see him being locked up as a way to get Tommy's confidence down again.

Technoblade.. I mean I saw it before they teamed up that Techno was the once going to the prison, but (I didnt watch Techno's stream so I can only assume) that they are sort of on... "Im able to tolerate you" point. But Techno has caused alot of problems to not only L'manburg (RIP btw ¬.¬) but there is still some form of leadership in the SMP, right? (Im assuming that Eret is still king, I havent been on twitch for a while) so he may cause trouble in the SMP (dreams beloved land Im assuming) and find himself locked up for it.

And Finally, Philza. I mean he is working with Techno, and while yes, they did team up to oof L'manburg, Phil just seems extremely loyal to Techno, so if he were to call for help or if he were to turn on Dream, chances are Phil will do that. So I can see this going one of two ways, Phil is locked up to shake Techno off his game or.. Well maybe he locks Phil up to just stop the two anarchists, for now ¬.¬

But thats just a theory. ¬3¬

[jam-campasta]

:0 Where can I watch the Dream SMP thing? Is it on YouTube or is it a twitch thing or something?

its one or the other depending on who you watch. Multiple YouTubers are involved so you can just go to one of their channels and they’ll probably have a playlist of their gameplay up. I watched Wilbur cause I like him and also he’s a major player in the main storylines but I might watch Tommyinnit’s playthrough as well cause he’s a lot funnier than i thought he’d be hjhjbdvjfd

here’s the playlist i watched btw

[cupidlakes]

hi :D. I'm new to the dream team fandom and I really want to watch the smp (idk what this even stands for so I don't know if I'm saying this right) anyway, I wanna watch the smp series, do you know where I can watch the old ones and the new ones? Also when do the new ones come out? (I'm subscribed to Dream, Snapnap, and George on youtube at the moment, but is there anyone I'm missing?) Thank you!

i’m not the best person to ask for this because i’m barely aware of what’s going on on the smp especially nowadays but you might wanna check out this ask i answered, the smp is a survival multiplayer server on minecraft that people stream on for content

here’s a list of everyone on it, but if you wanna watch some popular perspectives tommyinnit, tubbo, fundy and wilbur (?) are good options most of the members stream on twitch btw

the smp is kinda complicated and has a lot of content so dw if you feel overwhelmed generally it helps to just see people talk about it so feel free to browse the dream smp tag on tumblr and read the things ppl recapped and stuff i’m sure you’ll pick up on everything that’s happened!! hope this helps even just a bit :)

[somefandomimagines]

Hi! I’d like to request a matchup for the Dream SMP please. I’m 5’6”, curvy/chubby, super pale, I use she/they pronouns, I’m pansexual, and I like to dye my hair. I’m into body mods, makeup, sleeping, watching YouTube and Twitch, spending time with my family and talking to my friends. I have Anxiety, Depression and ADHD. Thank you!💘

I GOT SUCH A CUTE IDEA FOR THIS THOOOO... I match you with... Sapnap!! (apologies if this is ooc) - HONESTLY... Put makeup on this man - He’d let you do his makeup and then show it off to everyone else - “Look at what MY lovely lady can do!”  - He loves you so much and will show you off at some point - He knows he’s lucky to have you! - Also your body type? MUAH! - He adores everything about you - You feel insecure? GO TO THIS MAN - Also genuinely, chubby/curvy people are the cutest omg - Also sometimes he switches between what pronouns he uses for you- sometimes he’ll use she, but then start using they/them, ya know? - But he’s doing his best to include both because he wants to respect you - And usually people kinda just ignore the they part from what I’ve seen - ALSO TELL. THIS. MAN. WHAT. YOU’RE. INTO. - He’d love to listen to you rant - ALSO HE PROTECTS YOU WITH HIS LIFE - You’re his treasure <3 - BBH approves - You’re having a depression episode? Sapnap is there to hold you close throughout it - You’re getting overwhelmed? Sapnap knows how to calm you down - He’s also very patient with you and understands that ADHD is something that’s hard to deal with - If you have any stims, whether vocal or physical, he doesn’t mind them at all - Actually your happy stim makes him happy too! - He likes knowing you’re happy - He gives you SO MUCH COMPLIMENTS - Because you deserve them, of course - This man CAN get you to love yourself as much as he loves you - Despite being quite chaotic, he can be suave (if I’m using that word correctly) - Like he knows how to treat you - He gets you gifts, though he mostly uses physical affection to show you he loves you - AND PET NAMES!! - He likes using petnames, and they always remind you that you’re his one and only - NAPS.. TAKING NAPS TOGETHER IS BASICALLY SOME SORT OF TRADITION - He loves holding you close <3  - Cuddling him is the BEST btw - Also... He doesn’t mind if you wanna be the big or little spoon - Knowing you’re there with him and not going to leave him is what matters - Also he’s very warm <3 

[awesamblr]

idk if u've already answered this but i want to get into the dream smp but i dont have twitch and i cant get it, do u know where i could find all the videos?? like there are so many idk where to start weoirtuywe

oh yea of course! bro you dont need a twitch account to see past streams btw! you can watch on twitch.tv on ur browser. but the streams are each like 3 hours long so that gets tedious if youre not watching live. and like tommy, wilbur, and some other ppl on the smp make videos about most of the important stuff on their channels!! its a lil delayed from whats happening currently, but for catching up, i definitely recommend watching tommyinnit on youtube bc the man has such big main character vibes, and hes included in most of the main plots! i hope this helped :0