#need to study him like a bug

[bucksboobs]

Pathetic little meow meow gay boy was at a straight bar watching ESPN alone because he missed his boyfriend (who he dumped btw) okay.

[evilkaeya]

he's such a shit i love him so bad

[zibanejad]

"i love bone marrow"

[pxrxmoore]

oliver what the fuck

[mcr0wave]

he has infiltrated. no. HIJACKED my head. more toshi art soon unfortunately... 💔

[leashybebes]

more of this. it's happening, y'all

On Thursdays, Evan works in a queer friendly bar. That mostly means women who want to drink and dance without being bothered by creeps, sheltered college students testing the waters, and people who wander in and only belatedly clock the rainbow decor. The last couple of weeks there's been a guy in his section he's not sure how to categorize. He's about Evan's height but broader - really buff, and classically handsome in a sharp jaw and killer cheekbones way that Buck's a little envious of, honestly. He could clean up in WeHo, could probably have any woman in the bar come running if he'd look up from his string of nasty craft beers that he occasionally chases with a shot of Jack and actually smile at someone. Evan's willing to bet he has a great smile, but he also has a closed off air like a forcefield around him.

"Hey," Evan says when he collects the empty glass from the guy's latest gross beer. He also hands over a napkin with a phone number courtesy of the cute blonde, or possibly her cute brunette friend at the end of the bar. "Couple ladies over there trying to get your attention."

"Oh." The guy looks at the napkin like it might bite him. "Uh. I'm not - I'm not interested."

Evan shrugs. "Your loss, man."

The guy uses one fingertip to nudge the napkin back towards Evan. Swallows sharply enough that Evan can track the motion of it with his eyes.

"I'm gay."

"Yeah? In that case, the dude three seats down is gonna be delighted."

The guy blinks a couple times, sneaks a glance down the bar like he thinks he's gonna get slapped for it.

"Not tonight," he says.

Evan shrugs. "Get you another gross beer?"

The guy looks at him, and it's not the smile Evan was imagining, but it's at least half a smirk, and it makes a line next to his mouth deepen, almost a dimple. "Should you be calling the drinks you sell gross?"

"Call it as I see it, man. I like Bud Light and cocktails, so."

"Jesus Christ."

"Evan, actually," Evan tells him, with a grin.

"I'm Tommy."

"Hey, Tommy. So. Gross beer or fruity cocktail?"

Tommy looks at him, eyebrows drawing together, shoulders going a little tight. "Is that a dig?"

Evan replays his words. "Oh, shit no! Not at all! Fruity like containing fruit, not fruity like fruity. Who even says that anymore? I wouldn't, I mean - I'm an ally!"

Tommy looks, honestly, a little baffled by Evan's whole existence which is unfortunately not a look he's unfamiliar with.

"I think I'm gonna call it a night," he says, and Evan's heart sinks a little. Tommy looks like a guy who desperately needs to cut loose.

"Nah, c'mon, I just accidentally hate crimed you, let me make you piña colada. On me."

Tommy relaxes a tiny bit. "Okay. Sure. Thanks, Evan."

[herringstrait]

2nd iteration of this chart for skdy. Haven't posted on tumblr in ages so pray forgive any formatting issues.

[eddiegayass]

I'm still giggling at 'a heterosexual man and a homosexual man' why does he talk like that. I dont think ive heard anyone under the age of 70 use the word homosexual unironically in years.

[chimneyz]

tommy actually looked nervous asking for a second chance. his shoulder's tensed up, his brows furrowed as he asks 'why not?' when buck says that this (their night together) doesn't have to change anything. it looks as if he was holding his breath, waiting for buck to refuse. he wants this second chance, he wants to be with buck but gets so wrapped up in his own doubt and insecurities he thinks there is a chance that buck will refuse the offer. he desperately wants that second chance but is prepared for the worst.

[okavara]

kel you little freak I said turn off the salt lamp not lick it

[grabyourpillow]

Seldom have I felt so seen (I need more Tedesco in situations)

[ethosiab]

Not etho deciding to cut out the bit where he says "Oh you know we joked about not being serious teammates, but uh.. maybe... maybe..." because that looks really bad when he finishes the episode by joining cleo and the others

[autrizzms]

the bkdk dynamic is wild. i hate you. i love you. you know me better than anyone else. you make me feel impossibly small and powerless. you make me strive to be more than i am. we grew up together. we grew apart. we have the same goals. we have the same hero. i would risk my life for you. i would kick your ass. i hate you. i love you. i’m worried about being left behind. i want to see you get stronger. i want to get stronger too. i’m worried i’m not enough. you think i’m more than enough. i hate you. i love you.

[scottie-draws-sometimes]

Rouge doodle dump because I genuinely can’t stop thinking about this guy since p1 released Jay Ninjago save me

[littlelightfish]

This half-foot. Dandan.

Looks preety similar to this lady here (I'll put them together so you see):

Half-lidded eyes, black hair&eyes, small eyebrows, curly hair... Dandan's skin is lighter probably because of low sun exposure (dungeon), and he has tons of freckles because he preety.

This two are clearly relatives if not siblings.

Flertom is a mirror image of the lady up there. She got Chil's eyes. She even has almost the same haircut (a bit longer). She's clearly the mother. We've solved Chilchuck's wife mystery.

But this wasn't what I was going to say.

This implies that Wife and Dandan both knew Chilchuck since their childhood. Because there's no way that Chil was just friend of the sister. They're both close to the same age, and I'll say Dandan is a Younger sibiling (she gives big sis vibes, and he gives young bro vibes). So either she introduced him to her brother or he introduced him to his sister and they became best friends as kids.

Could you imagine how their relationship was after Chil's Wife left him?

He knows he has to say something, but he doesn't want to end his relationships. At the end he takes his sister's side. He distances a bit from Chilchuck, calling him an "aquitance" rather than a friend. It isn't that he hates him, is just that it's complicated. And they both know it. They're in good terms tho, they just aren't best friends anymore and they don't talk about it. Their worry is the guild, not their personal stuff.

That's why Dandan introduces Chilchuck to Laios. If they were in bad terms, he would've suggested any other half-foot. They both priorize the guild and general safety of their own race. That's why Dandan suggests Chil instead of a less experienced hafling. He cares about the union and respects Chil's time and experience in dungeons. They're on good terms, at least good enough. Summing up, I get the feeling Dandan doesn't particularly likes Chil after what happened with his sister, but he respects him at least.

[iii-of-ender]

another fascinating thing about dream’s argument about dming tommy’s mom is that he said she was “arguing with 16 yr old [dream] fans”, framing jt as inappropriate because she was an adult and these were just disrespectful, passionate teens. however, not once does he acknowledge that

1. a lot of tommy’s fans are minors (those same fans he called a slur btw!)

2. he has done the same fucking thing when he was notoriously being a bitch on twitter

and 3. tommy was also 16 when you knew him. fascinating