Funny headcanons I thought about in Zenless Zone Zero
- There would often be cold wars between Wise and Belle if one of the siblings dared to mess their stuff or even forgets simple things such as stocking up groceries for example.
- Nicole owns many different types of outfits in her wardrobe but yet she only wears the same outfit she normally wear since she fears her different outfits might get dirty.
- Anby once tried to have a part time job in the library but she ended up getting kicked out due to bringing in food when she’s not supposed to.
- Billy would often be seen dancing and singing to the ‘Starlight Knights’ music videos in the Cunning Hares office but Nicole gets annoyed by it due to how loud it is.
- Nekomata tried to adopt many stray cats to Cunning Hare’s office but Nicole has to object to it due to the cats making a mess of the office.
- Soldier 11 actually tried to fit into society by learning the slangs but every time she says it, she would be embarrassed in the inside because of how ‘cringy’ it is of her to say it.
- When Koldea was made president, her first order was to bring everyone to the nearest bar to celebrate.
- Grace once got drunk from drinking bottled wine because she mistook it for water even though the labels were pretty clear.
- Anton is a horrible cook because of using the fire way too much. As a result, most of the food he cooks are burnt. Sometimes, he loses his clothes the same way the Zesty commercial guy does whenever he does that.
- Contrary to the bear’s stereotypical food Ben is allergic to honey. He gets a fatal reaction just by smelling it alone.
- Soukaku is banned from eating contests due to exhausting the restaurant cooks.
- Miyabi actually feels flustered if you scratch her ears from behind which Zhu Yan actually found out during their academy days.
- Qingyi tends to use her staff as a cane whenever bad people are bothering her and calling them ‘whippersnappers’ while she’s at it. This embarrasses her colleagues nearby.
- Seth actually once tried carry in two whole bags containing five cartons of milk each. Unfortunately, he suffered from sore muscles for doing that since the supermarket and the NEPS building were quite far lol.
- Lucy doesn’t like wearing dresses and would beat you up if you try to ask her to wear one.
- Piper likes to use her petite appearance to her advantage since it would mean getting free meals every once in a while.
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Oh they are so beautiful charles, So beautiful
You are so beautiful, you amazing amazing man.
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katnep is the type of ship you'd expect nepeta to try really hard and dress all cutely and karkat be a bit more lazy and wear the same clothes BUT if we're all being honest karkat would absolutely dress up all fancy and nepeta would wear her usual clothes. karkat would go to kanaya in a heartbeat, kanaya would try to reach out to nepeta but nepeta will not comply.
bonus points if kanaya continues to try and make something pretty but also comfortable and fitting for nepetas tastes but it backfires because she then never takes it off and kanaya has to watch it very clearly become worn and ruined as nepeta rolls around in dirt. Kanaya accounted for that of course, but nepeta somehow surpassed her expectations anyways
i think youre totally completely right
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later seasons sammy flinches. you agree. reblog
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Tomorrow is #NationalLobsterDay! 🦞
Check out this photo of a child posing with “Old Nep,” captured in Eastport, #Maine with a length of 40 in. and a whopping 30 1/2 lbs.
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Why am I seeing ppl say 'norstappen is the new brocedes' are u all genuinely on crack😭😭😭 what is wrong with some people. how DARE any of u compare that gay-angst-hurt-no-comfort-friends-to-lovers-to-enemies-one-bed-trope-holiday-trope-coworkers-trope-competitors-trope-more-experienced-and-less-experienced-trope-reconciliation-but-never-the-same-trope fanfic to THIS. HOW DARE YOU😐
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Once there was a space cadet who rose through the ranks of a fleet of cosmic conquerors. His unmatched strength and overwhelming charisma quickly landed him a spot among the elites of their crew. One day, however, the cadet's heart of gold caused him to waver before a helpless enemy. Realizing the brutality of his race of conquerors, the cadet refused to partake in any more mindless killing. His crew quickly turned on him, ready to wipe him out of history for his insubordination to the empire. A magical cat oversaw the entire ordeal and used her powers to transport the dashing young man out of harms way. It wouldn't be long before the cat's cloaking magic would wear off and the empire would locate them. The pair knew their lives would be changed forever. With the cadet's legendary combat abilities and the cat's unwavering support, they would go forth as exiles into the cosmos, to build a new crew founded on the virtues of friendship.
Or at least, that's what karkat and nepeta were roleplaying about
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