#nessieposting

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Me masking my autism before heading into any social situation

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Microdosing a car crash by hitting the curb

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It’s been a while, old friend.

I’m starting a new file in Fantasy Life! Wish Nessie luck! She will do her best.

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The process of being diagnosed with autism as an adult:

Am I autistic? No, surely not, it would have come up by now

Wait a second

WAIT A SECOND

HOLD THE FUCK UP FOR JUST A GODDAM SECOND

YOURE TELLING ME I WAS AUTISTIC THIS WHOLE FUCKIGN TIME?!?!?!? AND NOBODY FUCKING SAID ANYTHING?!?!?!?

Oh

OH

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

It all makes sense now

Wait, it’s ALL autism? 90% of my behavior and mannerisms was just autism?

How did I not see it? In retrospect it’s so painfully obvious

Imagine how much better my life could have been if I actually got the help I needed as a child

Despair

DESPAIR

Mournful acceptance

What the fuck do I do now

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WHO THE FUCK

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Thanks mom

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This house is a fucking prison

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Pretending that I wear headphones all the time because I’m autistic and get overstimulated easily when in reality I am listening to Nine Inch Nails

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Yeah I collect vinyl but at least I’m aware of how much of an insufferable douche that makes me

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I wish I could give each and every one of my 833 followers a big sloppy kiss on the lips

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WHAT IF I MADE MERCH

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Sneak peek at one of my upcoming megathreads:

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Practicing being more assertive (unapologetically being a complete asshole to strangers that deserve it)

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Every year I understand the grinch’s point of view more and more

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What language are you learning?

Spanish. Or as they say in Spain, “el spañish”

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First (almost) finalized design for my upcoming redbubble store