#never mind.

[demonzoro]

i browse ao3. i see zoro described as emotionless. i exit ao3.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

what if gabriel wore a skirt and he leaned over and all the filths could see his bare ass

He’s already wearing a skirt all the time.. but I get it. He should be bending over so true

Anyway this is what would happen

[astronomodome]

personally I think joel smallishbeans should be a transgender allegory more often

[lesbiangiratina]

[taste-thewaste]

Official request for ficlet involving Bowie Inspired Boots because you write the best kink!

no YOU write the best kink!! but i humbly offer this to you anyway bestie <3 this is rated porn!

Henry stands in the full length mirror and admires himself. His hair is out of its customary coif, flopping in his eyes. He's wearing a pair of tight jeans and a mesh shirt. The real kicker--pun intended-- is the shoes. Henry is wearing a pair of go-go boots inspired by David Bowie. They have a blue glittery heel, a large red lightning bolt on the main part of the shoe.

Alex? Alex is practically drooling.

This Henry did not exist six months ago, before their move to New York. This Henry had been locked away, curled up, hidden from sight, and now that he is here, living with Alex, he is allowed to be out in the open. Henry loves boots with heels and mesh shirts and the occasional nice set of lingerie. It is both surprising and entirely what Alex expected of him.

Alex comes into the room and stands behind him, circles his arms around Henry's waist and leans his head on Henry's shoulder. "You look fucking good, baby."

"Do, don't I?" Henry says with an air of confidence that fills Alex with happiness.

"You do. Those boots are..."

"Wham bam, thank you, ma'am?" The smile on Henry's face is contagious. He's so proud of himself.

"That's about the size of it," Alex says, chuckling. Alex's hands wander south, palming Henry through the tight fabric of his jeans. "They're really working for me."

Henry hums a little, his hips thrusting up just the tiniest bit to rub against Alex's hand. Alex, in turn, undoes the button on Henry's jeans, licks his palm, and slips his hands inside his briefs.

"You're so pretty, baby," Alex croons in Henry's ear as he starts to stroke, increasing in speed. "It took everything in me not to pin you to the ground when I came in here and saw you in these fucking boots."

Henry's eyes are heavy-lidded, his mouth hanging open as little grunts of pleasure slip out. "Alex," he murmurs, then he opens his eyes and watches himself in the mirror. Fuck, Alex thinks. He knows how good he looks.

"I want you to watch," Alex says in Henry's ear, jerking him off harder and faster. "Want you to watch in the mirror at what kind of man you've become since coming here. The kind in fancy boots and mesh shirts, the kind who absolutely loves when his boyfriend makes him feel pretty and desirable."

The power of Bowie and a beautiful pair of boots fills both of them as Henry lets out a sharp wail and comes into Alex's hand after a few more moments. He stares directly into Alex's eyes in the mirror as he comes, desperate and wild-eyed. His legs are shaking, the heels of the boots clattering a little on the floor, and Alex licks the stray drop of sweat dripping down Henry's cheek.

"How was it?" Alex asks, and Henry nods wildly.

"You're a starman," Henry says, and Alex throws back his head and laughs.

[hylaversicolor]

sometimes i have trouble reconciling all the different versions of ocelot in my head but looking at mgs3 and mgs4 ocelot in particular is like....oh wow it really IS the same person just 50 years and countless human rights violations later

[engagemythrusters]

do yall have foods that yall are upset you don't like?

mine's hummus and sushi. i want to like those SO bad. i keep retrying hummus thinking THIS TIME and then i just don't and it's fucking upsetting.

[porciaenjoyer]

when they were trying to put barbie in the box. oh never mind

[emosyzoth]

The sillyster

[justicecaballer]

update resident evil is scary again

[rocknrollerskates]

wait those posts say chili not chill

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[beebfreeb]

[theartofmadeline]

i promise i wouldn't blame you

[canonkiller]

god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you